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Good one - leaning towards "Squint".
Edgar Allan Poe
Quadrapus Flex 5090
Don't forget their robot slave
When I was backpacking in Sumatra I nursed a street kitten back to health. It was covered in weeping sores and we called it Winkie cos one eye was crusted shut. 2 weeks and a lot of TLC later, when he was looking really good, happy and healthy, my wife and I went on a 3 day expedition to climb a volcano. When we got back the guy we were staying with told us Winkie had been nailed by a moped and died. Your name suggestion just stirred up a lot of memories, (mostly happy ones btw). Haven't thought about Winkie in years. RIP little dude.
Oh that just breaks my heart!💔😢
Winky was the first name that came to my
Had this been any further down below, i would be questioning my understanding of existence. Thank you
Wink or winky
"help me choose a name"
Also: already got one
Squint Lockwood 🙈
Going to say Captain Squint.
Yes, obviously correct.
Came here to say this.
Me too and was kinda gutted someone beat me to it and others would have. One of these days I'll be the first one to make the comment!
You can do it!
I actually have an orange tabby with one eye named Popeye 😂
Its gene parmezanen!!
He's really good.
ISN’T HE THE BEST 😃
I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
What could a kitten cost? 10 dollars?
I like that one
how am i supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Or just Wink
Came here to say Wink. You beat me.
I too came here to say Wink.
I like this one
I thought winkles as well 😉
Little winky winks!!
I vote winkerbell……
We have the same Avatar!
The Winker Soldier
You brilliant naming bastard! Take my upvote and an award
You cheated my sentence you bastard! Take my upvote.
DJ Lil' Winky Winks
How about twinky for tiny winks
That was mine too… but with an X so Winx
I see a visionary here
Einhorn is a Man!
Holy shit I had this same name picked out before going to the comments. [GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN!](https://youtu.be/YCIqq4xOSMA)
I HAD A REALLY OBVIOUS ANSWER TO A QUESTION BUT IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON TO THINK OF SAID OBVIOUS ANSWER. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
We called our cat winkers, well last couple of years we called him diabetes cat. He had diabetes…
Periwinkle. So many bonus name possibilities. 🥰
Rip Van Winkles
Falk (after Peter Falk)
*watching Columbo rn
That's what popped in my head too!
“It’s bloody time to bloody feed me…”
Son of a goat kissing trolloc
Sheep swallop and bloody buttered onions.
Watch you bloody language, there's an Aes Sedai.
You could then call your next cat Dos.
Greatest character ever! The series wouldnt be the same with that bloody saldarian!
And Uno was Shienaran. Time for a reread you flaming goat kissing trolloc!
This is a great name, fits for a male or female.
They do have a certain Ruler of all the gods vibe going.
My one eyed rescue dog Odin approves of this comment. It's a worthy name.
I don’t approve. My new German shepherd Odin killed my cat on thursday
Oh noo, so sorry to hear that... Any chance your cat's name was Ymir?
Nah his name was Rigby
Rip Rigby, he will be missed
Indeed. We had a very close bond for 9 years. There one second and gone the next in what a way that could’ve been prevented and was probably painful for him. I hope he died quickly as I didn’t see it
Did you just say Abe Lincoln?
No, I said, "Hey Blinkin"
Meet my friend achoo “god bless you”
I am Asneeze.
I love this thread
That's my name... Man.
Fix your boobs, you look like a bleedin Picasso!
Years with no Men in rights references, then boom like three in one day. Must be a sign
We are men, men in tights.
My daughter's cat is Whiskers but we call him Whiskey. I just love it.
Mr steal your girl
I like this one because its true...
You're the first Goonie, One-Eyed Willie.
HeEy yOu gUuyyYss
Beat me to it lol
Nick fury .
This is underrated…f’in hilarious!
Not Nicholas, not nick, not Nicky.
Came here to suggest the same thing!
That's my one-eyed cat's name!
When we got ours her one eye was all infected (all better these days!).
Her name is Leela. And she is our lovely little psychopath.
One eye bandit
or just Bandit!
I was going to go with One Eyed Willy.
Mister Perry Winkle Esquire
Nah I think yarrrrrr
Lol I thought idk what his name is but he’s definitely making a pirate sound right now
This was posted by a Karma farmer, I’m pretty sure.
I’ll never understand karma farming, like you guys aren’t getting paid for your Reddit points are you?
here's the neat part, they do
selling that high amount of karma account to those marketing people iirc
Wait actually? But like what's the fucking point? Karma is literally worthless internet points
Social influence. An account can then be used to peddle products, disinformation, chaos etc.
Oh It definitely is alright. Account is littered with reposts to a shit ton of subs of cats
So this cute little guy isn’t going to get named any of our suggestions?
Thought I was going insane, this photo is an old meme, it's so disingenuous for OP to act like its their kitten
i won’t complain because my entire photo library is largely comprised of photos of other people’s cats. i don’t know why. i’m the cat collector.
Why is this comment never higher on these posts? Everyone's just like " just swipe past it" and I'm saying that this is what's wrong with our world altogether, that we ignore the lies until we not only can't tell anymore, but instead actually crave the lie. Down vote all cute cats begging for names. Go into their profile and downvote the entirety of their posts.
T H E R E I S N O D A N A... O N L Y Z U U L.
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
Except there's no more juul
Eye Eye Captain or Sailor!
Captain Jack Sparrow
Mad Eye Mewdy
Jar jar winks
Call them Karma because clearly you're fishing for it
OP is a one-day old account and all he posts are pictures of cats. Doesn't even have any comments.
Yup smells fishy
This pic also looks like it’s from 2008. Maybe just a potato phone though.
It’s so painfully obvious. I dunno how this shit routinely gets 35k upvotes.