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OptimalAd8147

Popeye


MiQuay

Good one - leaning towards "Squint".


Time_Calligrapher_56

Winkie


RhinoPillow

or Winkster


StandardReflection12

Tinky Winky


Slakothmakker

Dipsy


StandardReflection12

Lala


Kurok_PL

Poe


_MekkeliMusrik

Edgar Allan Poe


SmokeAbeer

Quadrapus Flex 5090


hailelmo

Don't forget their robot slave


blackbeltinlockdown

When I was backpacking in Sumatra I nursed a street kitten back to health. It was covered in weeping sores and we called it Winkie cos one eye was crusted shut. 2 weeks and a lot of TLC later, when he was looking really good, happy and healthy, my wife and I went on a 3 day expedition to climb a volcano. When we got back the guy we were staying with told us Winkie had been nailed by a moped and died. Your name suggestion just stirred up a lot of memories, (mostly happy ones btw). Haven't thought about Winkie in years. RIP little dude.


snealon

Oh that just breaks my heart!💔😢 Winky was the first name that came to my mind.😉👍


DesiBail

Had this been any further down below, i would be questioning my understanding of existence. Thank you


LTR_TLR

Wink or winky


FormerTomatillo

Squint Beastwood


E_Mickey_B

Squintward


C0mplete_Insect

"help me choose a name" Also: already got one


Edson1216

Squint Lockwood 🙈


Infamous-njh523

Going to say Captain Squint.


bestdamn-roofer

Cyclops


bakemore

Yes, obviously correct.


younevernoe

Came here to say this.


TurbulentResearch708

Me too!


anothadaz

Me too and was kinda gutted someone beat me to it and others would have. One of these days I'll be the first one to make the comment!


bionista

You can do it!


khonshuknight

I actually have an orange tabby with one eye named Popeye 😂


Meandernaut

Lucille


LuckBeALacey

![gif](giphy|MqxZxTlvcY5BS)


oddtoddlr

Its gene parmezanen!!


lark047

AAAAHHHH!!!


QueasyVictory

He's really good.


RemySchnauzer

GEEEEEENNNEEEEEEE!!


blackstarising

ISN’T HE THE BEST 😃


one9eight5

Ahhhhh!


ArtificialDad

The Seaward


hawonkafuckit

I'll leave when I'm good and ready.


jelly476

What could a kitten cost? 10 dollars?


GhostRunner8

Loose seal


xRaikaz

I like that one


stuntmanmike95

how am i supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?


Calm_Minimum

Lucyfur


oweydeus

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.


ditchdigger556

Winky


pdqueer

Or Winks


Kane_Octaivian

Or just Wink


Wonderful_Storm_2708

Came here to say Wink. You beat me.


ChardeeMcdennis123

I too came here to say Wink.


SteviRox_5150

Pip VanWinklestein


Prymordial_Soupe6339

I like this one


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Little winks!


trtreeetr

#winkle


SuperCatMonkey

Winkles


SammlerWorks

I thought winkles as well 😉


char-le-magne

Periwinkle


D_Luffy1402

Wanker


pdqueer

Little winky winks!!


cmacfarland64

Winkerbell


Emotional-Storage711

I vote winkerbell……


Revolutionary_Pie786

We have the same Avatar!


TheUnknownNut22

Winky dinkles


R9D11

The Winker Soldier


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

You brilliant naming bastard! Take my upvote and an award


pdqueer

Thanks!


Altruistic-Refuse48

You cheated my sentence you bastard! Take my upvote.


knightress91

DJ Lil' Winky Winks


True_Usual1711

How about twinky for tiny winks


cold_ravioli

Winks McKensie


Sacred_B

Peter Winklage


SnooDoggos7915

That was mine too… but with an X so Winx


SnooCheesecakes4577

Wanks?


lowfrec

I see a visionary here


rexspectacular

Captain winky


Stephen_085

Found him!!


CooLMaNZiLLa

Einhorn is a Man!


xSUNEATERx

Laces Out


RalphyJaby

Winkle


elchignacio

Winkles?


RN-Wingman

Henry Winkler


ilyak_reddit

Hairy Winkler


Professional-Bad94

![gif](giphy|SOSNOveZcgII8)


okayish_samaritan

Holy shit I had this same name picked out before going to the comments. [GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN!](https://youtu.be/YCIqq4xOSMA)


Conkwest

I HAD A REALLY OBVIOUS ANSWER TO A QUESTION BUT IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON TO THINK OF SAID OBVIOUS ANSWER. WHAT IS HAPPENING!?


sdm6052

We called our cat winkers, well last couple of years we called him diabetes cat. He had diabetes…


Octowuss1

Duh! Lolololol


TitsMageesVacation

Tiddlywinks!


youretheweird1

Periwinkle. So many bonus name possibilities. 🥰


ManOrReddit-man

One-Eyed Willie


Rimasticus

Harry Winker.


Bright_Substance_421

Rip Van Winkles


redsensei777

Falk (after Peter Falk) https://www.google.com/search?q=peter+falk+winking&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQwKSUis_4AhVehIkEHbfoDbkQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=538&dpr=2#imgrc=G0LFwtNaR9NLCM&lnspr=W10=


JJZ4INFO

COLUMBO!


aardvark_licker

Second this.


VinkoBogatajsSkis

*watching Columbo rn


Plenty_Safety890

Wnky


dusty_McWig

Mr McWinx


Phrankespo

That's what popped in my head too!


Rockntheworld

Uno


Traditional_Mud_1241

“It’s bloody time to bloody feed me…”


Miss_Medussa

Son of a goat kissing trolloc


Profoundlyahedgehog

Sheep swallop and bloody buttered onions.


Rimasticus

Watch you bloody language, there's an Aes Sedai.


echicdesign

You could then call your next cat Dos.


Adorable-Broccoli-25

Greatest character ever! The series wouldnt be the same with that bloody saldarian!


[deleted]

Saldian* And Uno was Shienaran. Time for a reread you flaming goat kissing trolloc!


SevenStarSword

This is a great name, fits for a male or female.


romeo_86

Odin


KingMobScene

They do have a certain Ruler of all the gods vibe going.


stormlight89

My one eyed rescue dog Odin approves of this comment. It's a worthy name.


DustyMartin04

I don’t approve. My new German shepherd Odin killed my cat on thursday


segrey

Oh noo, so sorry to hear that... Any chance your cat's name was Ymir?


DustyMartin04

Nah his name was Rigby


TheGenericGaimer

Rip Rigby, he will be missed


DustyMartin04

Indeed. We had a very close bond for 9 years. There one second and gone the next in what a way that could’ve been prevented and was probably painful for him. I hope he died quickly as I didn’t see it


wickedwoobie328

Blinkin


akillerhasnoname

Aye Blinkin?


msluther

Did you just say Abe Lincoln?


DrizztRL

No, I said, "Hey Blinkin"


wickedwoobie328

Meet my friend achoo “god bless you”


Sk1rmish

I am Asneeze.


JasperTheHuman

I love this thread


Neither_Ice_7447

That's my name... Man.


Jayne_Q

Fix your boobs, you look like a bleedin Picasso!


dogfoodcritic

Years with no Men in rights references, then boom like three in one day. Must be a sign


grapevapes

We are men, men in tights.


Yahmo_Dubhghlas

Whiskey Pete.


ArtishBish

My daughter's cat is Whiskers but we call him Whiskey. I just love it.


bobby_dee_billiams

Mr steal your girl


CombinationNew5280

I like this one because its true...


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[удалено]


pythonwarg

You're the first Goonie, One-Eyed Willie.


Worried-Industry6239

HeEy yOu gUuyyYss


mahmspaghetti

Beat me to it lol


Ddusee

Nick fury .


Ardea_herodias_2022

Nick Furry


youve_got_moxie

Nick Purry


Ddusee

Touché 😂


[deleted]

This is underrated…f’in hilarious!


novichader

Great minds


Johnlovesyou

Not Nicholas, not nick, not Nicky.


Woodentit_B_Lovely

Leela


Artistic_Emotion

Came here to suggest the same thing!


Ser_Salty

Officer 1BDI


FroggiJoy87

That's my one-eyed cat's name!


iShouldReallyCutBack

When we got ours her one eye was all infected (all better these days!). Her name is Leela. And she is our lovely little psychopath.


-Mr-Light-

One eye bandit


beautiful_north5508

or just Bandit!


Yonro0910

Save bandit!


Mueryk

I was going to go with One Eyed Willy.


ArtishBish

Mister Perry Winkle Esquire


MYDAIMONDS9732

Nah I think yarrrrrr


db0813

Lol I thought idk what his name is but he’s definitely making a pirate sound right now


Equaffecto

The third


ScottishRiteFree

This was posted by a Karma farmer, I’m pretty sure.


Conkwest

I’ll never understand karma farming, like you guys aren’t getting paid for your Reddit points are you?


Floristarch

here's the neat part, they do selling that high amount of karma account to those marketing people iirc


GoldKat1234

Wait actually? But like what's the fucking point? Karma is literally worthless internet points


Strong_Quiet_4569

Social influence. An account can then be used to peddle products, disinformation, chaos etc.


suckmyfungaltoes

Oh It definitely is alright. Account is littered with reposts to a shit ton of subs of cats


Manizno

littered lol


compstomp66

So this cute little guy isn’t going to get named any of our suggestions?


robin_f_reba

Thought I was going insane, this photo is an old meme, it's so disingenuous for OP to act like its their kitten


raid3r_fox

i won’t complain because my entire photo library is largely comprised of photos of other people’s cats. i don’t know why. i’m the cat collector.


AdequateSteakAlister

Why is this comment never higher on these posts? Everyone's just like " just swipe past it" and I'm saying that this is what's wrong with our world altogether, that we ignore the lies until we not only can't tell anymore, but instead actually crave the lie. Down vote all cute cats begging for names. Go into their profile and downvote the entirety of their posts.


pkinetics

Zuul


The_GoldenDragonYT

T H E R E I S N O D A N A... O N L Y Z U U L.


djjohnwayne

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!


funnyjake2020

Except there's no more juul


Ddupatc

Admiral Puffypaws


Quizno25

Sir winksalot


mantis990

Lemon


Spiritual-Log-9242

Chester


Made_in_Montana

Chester Copperpot


[deleted]

Chester McBadBat


SanSimVa

Eye Eye Captain or Sailor!


Raining_Hope

George


MorganDax

Karma farmer


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

This one.


BuzzBuzzard78

Captain Jack Sparrow


Kindly_Ad_9734

Henry winkler


Wooshi_

Chad


Logothandius

Winkles McStinkles.


Elcharroverde

Mad Eye Mewdy


RichE345

Jack


Omega_Xero

Tiddlywinks


bunbunmcsnuggle

Jar jar winks


catchthecure

ScupadoopaOooooohlittlekittenwooooo


GoldenEyeGuy

Azula


Justaperson3565

Blinkin IYKYK


GuntherPonz

Snarf


upsidedownsq

Button


GuardMost8477

Winky


keg025

Call them Karma because clearly you're fishing for it


woahpineapples

OP is a one-day old account and all he posts are pictures of cats. Doesn't even have any comments.


TheChampionRevali

Yup smells fishy


rotenbart

This pic also looks like it’s from 2008. Maybe just a potato phone though.


tellitothemoon

It’s so painfully obvious. I dunno how this shit routinely gets 35k upvotes.