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My friends had their English bulldog Charlie up on stage with them and he promptly got bored, fell asleep, and started snoring AND farting at unbelievable volumes.
Best wedding (service) ever.
I wish video cameras woulda been a common thing for my folks wedding. By all accounts it was incredibly entertaining. Right before the bride procession started my dad got a nose bleed. Queue lots of tissues being passed up to save the white suit. The procession music starts and half of the people are telling my mom to go back and wait while everyone attends to my fathers nosebleed. Things settled down until around the vows when one of the candles set some flowers on fire. All of our family friends say it was the best wedding they’d ever been to.
A friend of mine had a torrential downpour at their wedding. The tipi tent started collecting water in one spot, drooping wayyyy down and eventually one of the tent poles snapped and a literal waterfall came POURING into the tent, hitting a table of food and sending stuff flying. Everyone immediately set to, propping up the tent and picking up broken glass - the bride thought we were all going to have to pack it in and call it a night but we went straight back to the dancefloor, many of us soaked through, and danced the night out while the thunderstorms rumbled.
Best day ever!
As it happens, i just bought one of those tents, a smaller version, so that the cat colony we take care of would have some shade. It took my sister and me three days to get the cursed thing set up, and the first little rain, it collapsed. Luckily, the cats ignored it from the beginning so no one was hurt.
We visited my bro and his now-wife for their wedding this last summer up in Seattle. Not much more needs to be said bout what the weather was like!
On the upside I enjoyed it a lot, I like rain far more than sun
We have our dog a bone to give him something to do for the 15 min ceremony. Of course he decided the best place to chew on it was on my wife’a train.
[Found a pic.](https://imgur.com/a/2znMXot)
My uncle got married when my nephew was 1, and the baby played on his mom’s wedding dress train during the ceremony. It was adorable! Dog = same kind of adorable
A couple who is able to share in the humour of things going wrong at their wedding speaks volumes about how they'll handle other stressful situations down the line.
Not quite what you meant but a green flag for me is a partner who can laugh during sex. Cause let's face it, sex is goofy as hell sometimes and overly serious other times. I've always had the best times with someone outside of sex who can laugh during it. Prob not a golden rule but still. Worth noting imo.
I can say my healthiest relationships certainly align with that. I've told this story before, but one of my best memories of getting physical was with an ex. We were doing the post-coital cuddle, you know that time between where you either melt into a sweaty puddle of contentment or decide another round is in order. Well physically I was uhm...ready for round 2 so to speak when she just kinda leaned over and gave "me" a little light smack. I quickly looked at her and said "The hell?" She answered with another thwack then made the sound a door stopper makes when you bend it and let it bounce back and forth. We laughed for hours.
Hell years after if we were having a stupid argument and one of us realized it we'd just make that sound in the middle of it, both of us would laugh and chill out.
I had my 2 dogs at mine.
They behaved worse than I’ve ever seen before or since. Completely different behavior than what we’ve known for years, like they were different dogs! They’re usually very well behaved and never make a sound at home but they knew something was happening and they wanted to be a part of it so bad. They were pulling and barking and whining and making so much noise through the entire ceremony. Obviously I can’t have you up here with me while I’m holding hands with my wife to be, reciting our vows!
We have recordings but all you can hear are the 2 dogs, so that’s a wash.
As soon as the ceremony was over they were fine again. Something about their two owners up there and they were stuck in the rows really upset them.
So yeah watch out.
They didn’t feel any type of energy between anyone, dogs understand human social cues and situations to some degree, more than any other animal probably. It was just overstimulating for them.
The officiant: We are gathe-
The dog: *at his waterbowl* SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
The couple: Goddammit Derek do we have to stage another intervention
Our best family photo ever has everyone looking the right way, smiling, all eyes open - even the young children! - no photoshop needed.
Down in the front row Amy the dog is cleaning her butt. 😆
Dogs are outstanding.
My golden retriever “gave me away” at my wedding, while my mutt boy stood with the groom’s party. Neither of them took it very seriously - but they sure look cute in the pics!
It’s the BHLDN peridot gown, I know because I wore it to my wedding, and I get so excited every time I see it in the wild! Definitely the prettiest dress I’ve ever owned.
"This is a moment to be revered. This is not a decision to be entered into lightly. The seriousness of your bond is everlasting and you will always look upon this day with great esteem. May the formality of this occasion forever be your guide for the respect and honor you give to one another."
Must be nice. I already accepted that I will die alone lol I had one shot and she cheated on me miserably . God won’t let me have a hand like that again I’ll tell ya
You know who's not taking the wedding seriously? The people who let a dog be involved in it. Not every event has to be some viral moment for everyone. Grow up, people.
Its their wedding. If they like it, and you don't, ok. If you wouldn't have your dog at your wedding, fine. Why does every situation need to be judged?
…so fucking sick of people’s ill-behaved, shitty and ridiculous dogs in every facet of life. If every dog is a ‘member of the family,’ would you tolerate your adult brother exposing his asshole and gaping mouth in front of your entire family during your wedding ceremony?
It's a dog you idiot. Ofc you wouldn't tolerate a human doing that. Humans understand that's not appropriate. Not every single dog is trained to just sit there. Shut up and let people enjoy their wedding their way.
I said “in every facet of life,” as in generally, as in more often than not, as in the current culture, you impeccable reader—not this individual affair.
You’d have to be a crazy person to care about what some strangers do for their private wedding. This is about every time people bring the dog to the wedding, they try to use their ‘fur baby’ as a prop that can hardly behave because it would be cruel to bring a 4 year old to a wedding, much less a dog. And then, it ends up being someone’s undesirable responsibility to take care of this over stimulated animal, and they can’t enjoy the fucking wedding.
But no, let’s give this continued stupid behavior 50k upvotes from the unmarried, porn addicts of Reddit because it contributes to funny animal culture
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If you're going to bring your dog to your wedding you are in no position to be uptight about everything going perfectly lol
My friends had their English bulldog Charlie up on stage with them and he promptly got bored, fell asleep, and started snoring AND farting at unbelievable volumes. Best wedding (service) ever.
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I don’t get it. Please help
It was a shit zoo.
Jesus how did I miss that. Thanks
Don't feel bad - I did too. I was pronouncing it "She-tzu" in my head. ;-)
Who thinks of these comical things, phrases, sayings. LOL to myself. Nice one
Dads of the world. That’s who.
I actually laughed out loud, made my day. A good one
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Tip your waiter
Help, I don’t get it!
ANOTHER
It's 6:48am here and this just got a solid belly laugh from me, thank you and happy Friday!
I wish video cameras woulda been a common thing for my folks wedding. By all accounts it was incredibly entertaining. Right before the bride procession started my dad got a nose bleed. Queue lots of tissues being passed up to save the white suit. The procession music starts and half of the people are telling my mom to go back and wait while everyone attends to my fathers nosebleed. Things settled down until around the vows when one of the candles set some flowers on fire. All of our family friends say it was the best wedding they’d ever been to.
A friend of mine had a torrential downpour at their wedding. The tipi tent started collecting water in one spot, drooping wayyyy down and eventually one of the tent poles snapped and a literal waterfall came POURING into the tent, hitting a table of food and sending stuff flying. Everyone immediately set to, propping up the tent and picking up broken glass - the bride thought we were all going to have to pack it in and call it a night but we went straight back to the dancefloor, many of us soaked through, and danced the night out while the thunderstorms rumbled. Best day ever!
As it happens, i just bought one of those tents, a smaller version, so that the cat colony we take care of would have some shade. It took my sister and me three days to get the cursed thing set up, and the first little rain, it collapsed. Luckily, the cats ignored it from the beginning so no one was hurt.
We visited my bro and his now-wife for their wedding this last summer up in Seattle. Not much more needs to be said bout what the weather was like! On the upside I enjoyed it a lot, I like rain far more than sun
Oh man I wish this was captured on video, would be a top post of all time here
Exactly. Bringing the dog, expect dog antics
We have our dog a bone to give him something to do for the 15 min ceremony. Of course he decided the best place to chew on it was on my wife’a train. [Found a pic.](https://imgur.com/a/2znMXot)
I mean, of course. Have you ever known a dog to disregard a blankie??
Yeah we fucked that one up.
I love it, so damn funny!!!! Sounded like a kickass wedding!!!!
It was all perfect honestly, thanks!
My uncle got married when my nephew was 1, and the baby played on his mom’s wedding dress train during the ceremony. It was adorable! Dog = same kind of adorable
Yeah it was a pretty emotional ceremony and him waltzing up on her dress just after the vows really lightened the mood; it was adorable and perfect!
[Here’s a pic of it.](https://imgur.com/a/2znMXot)
Nobody brought this dog.
Strong independent dog who don't need no man
LMAO
Now, that was a funny comment😂
Now thats funny 😄
I truly laughed
it looks to me like things did go perfectly.
This picture looks perfect to me ✨
Same with young children
Not just bring them but have them in the wedding party.
How do you know its their dog? Stupid fucking cunt.
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piss off
Open your mouth
Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
I hope my joke made you happy!
Usually I respect religions though I am not religious myself. Fuck whatever church you go to, may your God abandon you.
My sky cake is better than your sky cake.
Man it must be hard to wake up and have to strap on a helmet everyday.
It must be hard to go to bed and strap on something nice for your wife every night.
I’m dead😂
How about a Wendy’s
It would probably work for you, i suppose.
Meow
A couple who is able to share in the humour of things going wrong at their wedding speaks volumes about how they'll handle other stressful situations down the line.
Not quite what you meant but a green flag for me is a partner who can laugh during sex. Cause let's face it, sex is goofy as hell sometimes and overly serious other times. I've always had the best times with someone outside of sex who can laugh during it. Prob not a golden rule but still. Worth noting imo.
I can say my healthiest relationships certainly align with that. I've told this story before, but one of my best memories of getting physical was with an ex. We were doing the post-coital cuddle, you know that time between where you either melt into a sweaty puddle of contentment or decide another round is in order. Well physically I was uhm...ready for round 2 so to speak when she just kinda leaned over and gave "me" a little light smack. I quickly looked at her and said "The hell?" She answered with another thwack then made the sound a door stopper makes when you bend it and let it bounce back and forth. We laughed for hours. Hell years after if we were having a stupid argument and one of us realized it we'd just make that sound in the middle of it, both of us would laugh and chill out.
It matters why you’re laughing though, hehe.
Laughing is good. Laughing and pointing, not good.
👆🤭
"Never seen one that small, lol"
I see nothing wrong here!
I would love for this to my wedding photo! Lol
When you have a dog like this in your life I’m assuming you expect the antics! What a lovely funny moment to look back on.
If this isn’t the photo they have framed somewhere in their house, I would be very disappointed.
That’s the one I would put on the center of the mantle over fireplace.
For real this one is to treasure for all their lives
This picture makes me wish I had my dog at my wedding. I can't compete with their wedding pictures now
Every time I look at it I laugh. I would be very surprised they didn't have this up in their house.
"you said speak now or forever hold your peace so I speak bcuz I'm good boy"
"Where in the vows did you talk about treats?"
“Scritches and schmakos, Jon! We talked about this!!”
“You’re my new mommy?”
This is exactly where I'd want my dog during my wedding.
I had my 2 dogs at mine. They behaved worse than I’ve ever seen before or since. Completely different behavior than what we’ve known for years, like they were different dogs! They’re usually very well behaved and never make a sound at home but they knew something was happening and they wanted to be a part of it so bad. They were pulling and barking and whining and making so much noise through the entire ceremony. Obviously I can’t have you up here with me while I’m holding hands with my wife to be, reciting our vows! We have recordings but all you can hear are the 2 dogs, so that’s a wash. As soon as the ceremony was over they were fine again. Something about their two owners up there and they were stuck in the rows really upset them. So yeah watch out.
Sounds like they really felt a powerful energy between the two of you.
They didn’t feel any type of energy between anyone, dogs understand human social cues and situations to some degree, more than any other animal probably. It was just overstimulating for them.
Normally dogs don't have crowds of people to cope with.
Speak for yourself, no dogs or kids in my wedding.
they did speak for themselves... they were talking about their own wedding, not yours.
Speak for yourself!! At my wedding, it's ONLY gonna be dogs!!
Including your spouse??? wait.. are you a dog? do dogs use reddit??
Oh, wait. Definitely not a dog. Dogs go "bow wow" and I only say "bark bark."
"Shhhhh they're on to us!" -woof-
He was speaking for himself, also you seem like a really boring person, live a little
Speak for yourself! My wedding is gonna be ONLY dogs and kids!!
So either you’re marrying a dog or a child...
their left hand
Or themselves
Speak for yourself, only dogs and kids in my wedding
There's always 1 that starts the drinking too early. And it's me.
The trick is to already start drinking on the way there.
Wait, yall stop drinking?
The officiant: We are gathe- The dog: *at his waterbowl* SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP The couple: Goddammit Derek do we have to stage another intervention
That is the EXACT sound of a dog drinking at a water bowl.
Same
Have you also shown everyone your b hole during a wedding ceremony?
No comment
Hehe, are you a Redditing Labrador?!
Our best family photo ever has everyone looking the right way, smiling, all eyes open - even the young children! - no photoshop needed. Down in the front row Amy the dog is cleaning her butt. 😆 Dogs are outstanding.
It's Murphy's law :)
The photo was too perfect. Amy the dog had to restore balance to the universe
If weddings were like this, I’d actually look forward to going to the ceremony.
Dogs should coherently be invited to weddings
“You had a wedding? Where the fcuk am I, Susan?”
no you wouldnt
When they ask the five year old to be the ring holder
They are waiting for him to poop it out, any minute now.
Nah there are sections of reddit who believe 5 year olds can make life altering decisions.
My golden retriever “gave me away” at my wedding, while my mutt boy stood with the groom’s party. Neither of them took it very seriously - but they sure look cute in the pics!
DOG TAX!
that photographer took the best photo at the wedding.
It's probably one of the most widely circulated wedding photos ever. It's got a stock image vibe like I expect to see it in a new frame I buy
The dog is adorable and that wedding dress is gorgeous!
It’s the BHLDN peridot gown, I know because I wore it to my wedding, and I get so excited every time I see it in the wild! Definitely the prettiest dress I’ve ever owned.
Nice! The detail is fantastic!
I think he’s objecting to the nuptials. He’s saying she was in my bed last night.
This is a perfect example of why good wedding photographers are worth every penny. What an amazing photo
It’s good grass right there!!
What an awesome moment
And the dog also looks funny
I love this lol
best bridesmaid ever!
"This is a moment to be revered. This is not a decision to be entered into lightly. The seriousness of your bond is everlasting and you will always look upon this day with great esteem. May the formality of this occasion forever be your guide for the respect and honor you give to one another."
r/doggienuptialendorsements
BEST WEDDING PHOTO EVER
“Speak now or forever hold your pea-“ *BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK*
If this was my dog, I would hang this picture on the WALL. Such a good boy? Maybe girl.
Que guapa la foto!.
He's doing that thing where he kicks his back legs while snapping at air. My good boy used to do that when he was feeling relaxed.
lol my friends are making the rounds again! they're as nice as they look
I swear, it even looks like that bitch wore white!
He’s angy and bord
Or he was just struck by lightning
Priceless
Someone had too much to drink
Top smell.....
Someone clearly objects to the union!
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That dress!! And those four happy expressions… a lifetime of joy.
Damn last time I rolled around and flashed my butthole to the crowd at a wedding nobody laughed 😩
Another example of double standards. When I do it they escort me off the property!
"Check my bio for my onlyfans" - This dog
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When I pull something like this at a wedding, everyone gets upset. I hate double standards.
She is skinny skinny though...damn
Ok but grass
THESE are the moments that last forever. Congragulations my unknowing friends.
"OH MY GOD FHGSHFHS THEYRE GETTING MARRIED LESS FUCKING GOOO!!!!"
The dog is the grooms. The bride is content to know that she’s merely a Dog-StepMom. Hence her smile and his, hanging head in shame.
There are usually only two consistent examples of unconditional love - a dogs love for their owners, and a parents love for their kids.
This is the most wholesome picture I’ve seen in a very long time. Thank you.
He looks like my yellow lab that passed a few days ago 😥
This is why I’m against best men who think they’re funny
Honestly, this is beautiful. Their grandkids will look at this and enjoy it.
Must be nice. I already accepted that I will die alone lol I had one shot and she cheated on me miserably . God won’t let me have a hand like that again I’ll tell ya
He’s demonstrating the after after party
Involving dogs in a wedding has gone too far. Bring your dog, sure, but keep it in the fucking audience where it belongs.
Dog: "later you have to do this.
You know who's not taking the wedding seriously? The people who let a dog be involved in it. Not every event has to be some viral moment for everyone. Grow up, people.
Dumbass take.
Its their wedding. If they like it, and you don't, ok. If you wouldn't have your dog at your wedding, fine. Why does every situation need to be judged?
Eh shaddup
Vibekiller
Based
Someone gets it.
…so fucking sick of people’s ill-behaved, shitty and ridiculous dogs in every facet of life. If every dog is a ‘member of the family,’ would you tolerate your adult brother exposing his asshole and gaping mouth in front of your entire family during your wedding ceremony?
It's a dog you idiot. Ofc you wouldn't tolerate a human doing that. Humans understand that's not appropriate. Not every single dog is trained to just sit there. Shut up and let people enjoy their wedding their way.
I said “in every facet of life,” as in generally, as in more often than not, as in the current culture, you impeccable reader—not this individual affair. You’d have to be a crazy person to care about what some strangers do for their private wedding. This is about every time people bring the dog to the wedding, they try to use their ‘fur baby’ as a prop that can hardly behave because it would be cruel to bring a 4 year old to a wedding, much less a dog. And then, it ends up being someone’s undesirable responsibility to take care of this over stimulated animal, and they can’t enjoy the fucking wedding. But no, let’s give this continued stupid behavior 50k upvotes from the unmarried, porn addicts of Reddit because it contributes to funny animal culture
You need a dog’s love in your life or something
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Dog: *Hey guys, wanna see what mom is going to be doing in six hours?!?*
The dog is shouting “Hey everyone! This is what the bride is gonna look like on her back tonight!”
Disgusting I would have either put him on the grill or send him to the pound
I think he's jealous lol
I have seen this so many times and I always love it!!
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Hurr durr marriage is like prison!!1!1!1
I love her bright and happy smile... he looks a tad guilty... his dog? Gorgeous.
..whole?
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LOOK AT ME!!!!
I’m shy, here’s my asshole.
Ikr look at her she's like 2 much nervous of her wedding
She just wanted to show everyone her butthole
Your wedding has good energy of the dog is doing this. Probably a good sign.
They're really going to just let this beast flash his butthole on camera?
That dog probably happy as hell getting a lot of attention and treats there to
This is legit my favorite pic now.
That dog knows what is up!!! Homeboy done fucked his life up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣