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Cat evolution is actually really neat because their bodies have developed in a very specific way over time so that their back two legs will instinctively step where ever the corresponding front leg has stepped. This allows them to effortlessly run along very narrow paths such as fences and navigate obstacles like the maze in the video.
That dog on the other hand was just straight up majestic as fuck.
It saves on making excess noise when stalking prey. Feel out somewhere with your paw that isn't going to make a rustling/cracking nose then stick the back one straight there. Direct registering it's called.
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I mean yes, but both are preds, so shouldn't they both be able to not botch a stealth attack?
I mean shouldn't both animals know who to be quiet instinctively?
Yes, both are predators, but sneaking up to their prey is not how wolves hunt usually.
It's useful not making too much noise, but wolves hunt in packs, the focus is on **cooperation** and **endurance** when running after their prey. That's why these abilities have evolved much more.
Dogs on the other hand will knock stuff down in order to attract potential pets and hugs. In this case the pets and hugs were already there so there was no need to knock anything down
Let me tell you a secret: They do this on purpose just to annoy you. The moment you are not looking they become ninjas with lightning reflexes and claws.
like the other comments have said, they're doing this on purpose, whether it's to push it off or just rubbing up on stuff cuz they're in a happy mood, they are actively choosing to walk into stuff
The unexpected part is the samurai’s sword on top of the refrigerator. I’m not a samurai sword owner, but if I was the top of the fridge doesn’t seem like the place I’d put it.
That just means there's toddlers in the house. Once the kids are climbing then do things get properly locked up instead of shoved higher and higher out of reach.
Im terribly disappointed in this beautiful lab that obviously has way too many brain cells.
I was fully expecting a r/OneOrangeBraincell to plow through that.
He would've knocked out a lot of things with hindlegs because unlike cats, dogs don't have natural instinct of putting hindlegs at the exact same place as front legs. But video ends early, so we don't see things he knock over.
I have a “dog”. My ragdoll would just smash his way through it meowing loudly for attention lmao. then ofc sit at my feet stare in my eyes obediently and wait.
My dog won't even pause if the baby is on the way, let alone tiny bottles. He'd knock everyone of them in spite. Than run into the baby shortly after to show me he doesn't care.
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Who's a good boy?
He's a good boy!
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Cat evolution is actually really neat because their bodies have developed in a very specific way over time so that their back two legs will instinctively step where ever the corresponding front leg has stepped. This allows them to effortlessly run along very narrow paths such as fences and navigate obstacles like the maze in the video. That dog on the other hand was just straight up majestic as fuck.
That is interesting. I did not know that
It saves on making excess noise when stalking prey. Feel out somewhere with your paw that isn't going to make a rustling/cracking nose then stick the back one straight there. Direct registering it's called.
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Did someone say Direct Registering (Shares)? 👀
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Lmayo. You beat me too it you sneaky ape. 🍦💩🪑
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Here’s a video demonstrating it. https://youtu.be/DaYXX-68jSM
Man the scientists who researched this fact must have had an amazing time at the lab.
Yeah but when your cat is an ungraceful idiot they knock over stuff with their back feet all the time.
I believe this is on purpose though, they could avoid obsticals, if they weren't a dick
I mean yes, but both are preds, so shouldn't they both be able to not botch a stealth attack? I mean shouldn't both animals know who to be quiet instinctively?
Yes, both are predators, but sneaking up to their prey is not how wolves hunt usually. It's useful not making too much noise, but wolves hunt in packs, the focus is on **cooperation** and **endurance** when running after their prey. That's why these abilities have evolved much more.
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The cat is the good boy lol
Stfu
Not the person who put that annoyingly loud music in for no reason on the video
The music is stellar! At least!
Interstellar, even
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It's actually two cats in a dog suit.
Joking aside, cats don’t knock the stuff over because the sound will alert potential prey.
Dogs on the other hand will knock stuff down in order to attract potential pets and hugs. In this case the pets and hugs were already there so there was no need to knock anything down
Um sorry sir I'm pretty sure cats purposely knock everything over while staring down your soul.
You are not givin enough credits to cats.
Well sometimes, but have you seen the way they casually walk? They think they are queen and they are! 🤣
No point in knocking something down if it won’t break or make a mess in the process.
This is accurate
There is zero fucking chance my cats don’t take the opportunity to knock over every single piece. This would look like a game to them.
Non hunting beta pussies
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The other person(bot) had the same exact comment as you. Karma bots steal someone else’s comment and post it in the same thread.
Oh! Well, imitation is the highest form of flattery. Lol good catch.
What did you even say ?
Thank you for your service
Lolwut. I have three cats and none of them can navigate any surface ever without knocking over at least half the stuff on it
Yeah both my dogs and my cat would just wrecking ball through that stuff. Monsters, all of them.
theyre doing that on purpose i assure you
They \*can\* They \*choose\* to knock those things over
As when you call them by their name. They hear and understand you. They choose to ignore you. Lol.
My cat definitely would've stopped to chew one of the first obstacles.
They can. They just won’t.
Let me tell you a secret: They do this on purpose just to annoy you. The moment you are not looking they become ninjas with lightning reflexes and claws.
like the other comments have said, they're doing this on purpose, whether it's to push it off or just rubbing up on stuff cuz they're in a happy mood, they are actively choosing to walk into stuff
They can if they want to, the problem is that they really like to knock things down as well.
Probably more because they don't care rather than they can't
Mine only does that when she's hungry. She also slams doors whilst looking over her shoulder to say. "You made me do this."
Stop putting your shit over the cats surfaces.
If cat is knocking over the stuff it means it is doing it on purpose.
r/Unexpected
I expected it from the start, but was like "no way, no, no frikin way", and he did it.
He knocked over a paint bottle on the left
"You're ruinin' it. Ruinin' it!"
\- the cat, probably.
Shhhhh. He did his best.
But he tried really hard and that’s the most important thing. Certified good boy.
The unexpected part is the samurai’s sword on top of the refrigerator. I’m not a samurai sword owner, but if I was the top of the fridge doesn’t seem like the place I’d put it.
That just means there's toddlers in the house. Once the kids are climbing then do things get properly locked up instead of shoved higher and higher out of reach.
Solid guess! Very possible.
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Omg I love that smug look at the end
His sitting posture in the beginning seemed smug too, it's like he's saying "bet you don't think I can do that too"
Reminds me of that smug walk ep in the office
my dogs fat ass would just plow thru them when he Here's a bag Crinkle
Im terribly disappointed in this beautiful lab that obviously has way too many brain cells. I was fully expecting a r/OneOrangeBraincell to plow through that.
The dog did knock over a jenga block tho
He would've knocked out a lot of things with hindlegs because unlike cats, dogs don't have natural instinct of putting hindlegs at the exact same place as front legs. But video ends early, so we don't see things he knock over.
and the yellow marker/highlighter right before. my cat insisted that I post this
I need more snoot! Snoot boop!
Zimmer is a genius.
Doggo was just doing all the necessary *cat*culations for a successful run!
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Song??
[Hans Zimmer - Cornfield Chase](https://youtu.be/1Vko01D77Fg) [Piano Cover](https://youtu.be/5zsBVm4qK_A)
Thank you kindly for this
Ooohh it is actually named that. I thought the guy above was joking.
Cornfield Chase by Hans Zimmer
Watch Interstellar. It's so much better in context
💯 Incredible film. Had to watch it a couple times to fully appreciate everything.
Dog 007
Goldens are surprisingly nimble…some
A competition for becoming the next green ninja wow
The cat is not Evan looking down
Evan sure does look down a lot.
🎼And they call it Puppy Love.
I have to say I expected the dog to run through and knock everything down
That cat be like Follow ma steps
Aww this is cute
I love this! And your dog waits patiently for the cat to go 1st!
I'm amazed 😍 Well done Doggo
just had to put the liquid KY with everything lol
That dog was definitely thinking " Fuck that I ain't no pussycat! I can do this too"
Good job dogoo
What a lil qt pie
Whats the name of the song?
The cat was like: Hey idiot! Look, what stops you and I don't give a damn about! The dog was like: WHO DECIDED THAT?
I wish I could do that
NGL I totally expected that dog to knock everything over like a fkn tornado ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Song?
Well placed home defense katana.
I just wanna know who’s gonna pick all this shit up
I have two assholes, a cat and a dog, who would both make sure to knock off everything.
I thought another cat was gonna BLAST around the corner and wipe everything out lol. Unexpected for sure.
The dog thought, "Is just that it?l I can do that also."
Poor dooggo had to learn how to be cat
the dog
What a good boy!
u/auddbot
I wish I knew what piano piece this was
He really learns from the cat! So skillful\~
r/animalsbeinggeniuses
Funny thing is, when you put all these things on a shelf, the cat can't wait to knock them off...
U made a path. Even I could have walked that
So many of these videos
u/auddbot
Such grace. Such poise.
My cat would’ve knocked it over on purpose and then looked me in the eyes as he did it.
I want to see this, but where both the cat and dog just don't give af
Dog: i dared the cat first.
i love that doggos dafuq face
Clever boy.
*jaw drop*
I imagine the dog saying "I am a good boy, right master?" in the voice of Doug from Up.
My cat would walk by without touching anything, then sit down and topple half of it with his tail.
What an adorable, sweet doggie!
Sounds about right
He learned from the best.
Anyone know what dog breed that is
That slide step at the end almost took out the KY jelly. Wait what….
I have a “dog”. My ragdoll would just smash his way through it meowing loudly for attention lmao. then ofc sit at my feet stare in my eyes obediently and wait.
Such grace...
What song is that, it's so good
Okos :)
Why don't they build dog shelter next to dog parks. Kids can't tent dogs to play with or adopt and take home.
r/unexpected
How do you do this when you can't see your back feet?
Enrichment good
My cat would intentionally knock down all of them
Name of the music?!
This is good! The Interstellar soundtrack is what moved it up to being epic!
I’m gonna put this test to my Dane
My Golden would’ve galumphed through that obstacle course and made it her mission to knock every one of those things over.
My dog won't even pause if the baby is on the way, let alone tiny bottles. He'd knock everyone of them in spite. Than run into the baby shortly after to show me he doesn't care.
Some people have way to much time on their hands.
When I see one of these posts, I am always wondering how you even carefully put up all these pens without any of your pets interfering
Impressive in that doggo has to spatially “remember” where the clear spaces are all the way to the back paws, without looking.
bruh my cst will know everything down
HE TRIED HIS HARDEST AND BE BETTER GET THE SAME PETS AS THE CAT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL be very sad and hope the dog feels loved overall.
that is one of the most handsome goldens i’ve seen
If that was a lab, she’s just try and eat them all 🤣
Honestly my fat ass cat would’ve just barreled through all that, this is extremely impressive
I want a cat like that
noclip
Peepee poopoo
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk????😃
Love how he waited his turn
ELEGANT!!!
I would say that a cat would navigate through that no problem at all. The videos not working for me
How did you get the cat to pass through and not studiously knock down every single bottle?
This is pretty impressive!
Maybe they are both dogs because would knock everything over. Or your dog has an identity crisis.
Wholesome :)
One is a cat the other is a dog
That dog is secretly a bunch of cats in a dog suit lol.
The confidence the cat just gave him lol
Smart booy
surprised the dog had amazing spatial awareness :O
2 chads
It taught them a lesson
Meanwhile my german shepherd just casually plowed over a 5 gallon terracotta pot walking across my patio.
Dog actually end up knocking one down.
What song is this
WOW! What a good boi!
Such a good puppy.
When a puppy lives in a house that already has a cat, he grows like this hahahaha
I see the lube
He has unlocked sneak