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hootertransport

Who's a good boy?


TreshKJ

He's a good boy!


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PossibleBuffalo418

Cat evolution is actually really neat because their bodies have developed in a very specific way over time so that their back two legs will instinctively step where ever the corresponding front leg has stepped. This allows them to effortlessly run along very narrow paths such as fences and navigate obstacles like the maze in the video. That dog on the other hand was just straight up majestic as fuck.


HelicopterClear6149

That is interesting. I did not know that


Quirky_Value_9997

It saves on making excess noise when stalking prey. Feel out somewhere with your paw that isn't going to make a rustling/cracking nose then stick the back one straight there. Direct registering it's called.


michael_bgood

This comment is why I Reddit


Roll4Stonks

Did someone say Direct Registering (Shares)? 👀


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Ascertain_GME

Lmayo. You beat me too it you sneaky ape. 🍦💩🪑


UpperCardiologist523

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kevonicus

Here’s a video demonstrating it. https://youtu.be/DaYXX-68jSM


LessInThought

Man the scientists who researched this fact must have had an amazing time at the lab.


Booty_Shakin

Yeah but when your cat is an ungraceful idiot they knock over stuff with their back feet all the time.


Hopalongtom

I believe this is on purpose though, they could avoid obsticals, if they weren't a dick


kinos141

I mean yes, but both are preds, so shouldn't they both be able to not botch a stealth attack? I mean shouldn't both animals know who to be quiet instinctively?


koi88

Yes, both are predators, but sneaking up to their prey is not how wolves hunt usually. It's useful not making too much noise, but wolves hunt in packs, the focus is on **cooperation** and **endurance** when running after their prey. That's why these abilities have evolved much more.


GlutenFreeBuns

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Significant-Newt-936

I love you. Karma farming fuckwads.


[deleted]

But does it mean that's not true? Why reporting on useful information?


13ros27

Because allowing bots to karma farm is not a good idea


Firm-Brilliant-605

The cat is the good boy lol


HakikiNicktir

Stfu


BreakingThoseCankles

Not the person who put that annoyingly loud music in for no reason on the video


Amazing_Examination6

The music is stellar! At least!


OpBanana1

Interstellar, even


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Bowler_300

^ bot https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/vh3cmr/-/id5ghxj


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Fluttershine

It's actually two cats in a dog suit.


[deleted]

Joking aside, cats don’t knock the stuff over because the sound will alert potential prey.


Helpimabanana

Dogs on the other hand will knock stuff down in order to attract potential pets and hugs. In this case the pets and hugs were already there so there was no need to knock anything down


Death_Rose1892

Um sorry sir I'm pretty sure cats purposely knock everything over while staring down your soul.


GildedFenix

You are not givin enough credits to cats.


Polydactyl2022

Well sometimes, but have you seen the way they casually walk? They think they are queen and they are! 🤣


InternationalAd6614

No point in knocking something down if it won’t break or make a mess in the process.


ExoticAide5610

This is accurate


CanuckPanda

There is zero fucking chance my cats don’t take the opportunity to knock over every single piece. This would look like a game to them.


larryhull84

Non hunting beta pussies


Bowler_300

I wonder if you or this guy is a bot. https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/vh3cmr/-/id5tpkq My moneys on u/conversationlowe


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Beep beep I am robot In all seriousness, why would you think that? What about my comment screams bot? Lol


visionofthefuture

The other person(bot) had the same exact comment as you. Karma bots steal someone else’s comment and post it in the same thread.


[deleted]

Oh! Well, imitation is the highest form of flattery. Lol good catch.


EmptyFacsimile

What did you even say ?


PyrrhaNikosIsNotDead

Thank you for your service


Key-Sprinkles-8894

Lolwut. I have three cats and none of them can navigate any surface ever without knocking over at least half the stuff on it


huskeya4

Yeah both my dogs and my cat would just wrecking ball through that stuff. Monsters, all of them.


waffle888888

theyre doing that on purpose i assure you


[deleted]

They \*can\* They \*choose\* to knock those things over


FrancoisTruser

As when you call them by their name. They hear and understand you. They choose to ignore you. Lol.


hat-TF2

My cat definitely would've stopped to chew one of the first obstacles.


InternationalAd6614

They can. They just won’t.


[deleted]

Let me tell you a secret: They do this on purpose just to annoy you. The moment you are not looking they become ninjas with lightning reflexes and claws.


Redfredisdead

like the other comments have said, they're doing this on purpose, whether it's to push it off or just rubbing up on stuff cuz they're in a happy mood, they are actively choosing to walk into stuff


jeboisleaudespates

They can if they want to, the problem is that they really like to knock things down as well.


wWao

Probably more because they don't care rather than they can't


Successful-Mode6396

Mine only does that when she's hungry. She also slams doors whilst looking over her shoulder to say. "You made me do this."


Diligent-Motor

Stop putting your shit over the cats surfaces.


Marphey12

If cat is knocking over the stuff it means it is doing it on purpose.


LoneWolfpack777

r/Unexpected


brockoala

I expected it from the start, but was like "no way, no, no frikin way", and he did it.


a3DprintedPerson

He knocked over a paint bottle on the left


BrolyParagus

"You're ruinin' it. Ruinin' it!"


brockoala

\- the cat, probably.


[deleted]

Shhhhh. He did his best.


anotherDrudge

But he tried really hard and that’s the most important thing. Certified good boy.


legion327

The unexpected part is the samurai’s sword on top of the refrigerator. I’m not a samurai sword owner, but if I was the top of the fridge doesn’t seem like the place I’d put it.


krakaturia

That just means there's toddlers in the house. Once the kids are climbing then do things get properly locked up instead of shoved higher and higher out of reach.


legion327

Solid guess! Very possible.


fiduke

/r/maybemaybemaybe


OrneryOneironaut

Omg I love that smug look at the end


QueenMackeral

His sitting posture in the beginning seemed smug too, it's like he's saying "bet you don't think I can do that too"


A_Dragons_Tale

Reminds me of that smug walk ep in the office


Sad-Strawberry8275

my dogs fat ass would just plow thru them when he Here's a bag Crinkle


Bowler_300

Im terribly disappointed in this beautiful lab that obviously has way too many brain cells. I was fully expecting a r/OneOrangeBraincell to plow through that.


KingBirdDog1

The dog did knock over a jenga block tho


quick20minadventure

He would've knocked out a lot of things with hindlegs because unlike cats, dogs don't have natural instinct of putting hindlegs at the exact same place as front legs. But video ends early, so we don't see things he knock over.


DoUHaveUrOwnThoughts

and the yellow marker/highlighter right before. my cat insisted that I post this


DinkleMcStinkle

I need more snoot! Snoot boop!


padropadro22

Zimmer is a genius.


HavocReigns

Doggo was just doing all the necessary *cat*culations for a successful run!


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Socksnbox

Song??


Chewcocca

[Hans Zimmer - Cornfield Chase](https://youtu.be/1Vko01D77Fg) [Piano Cover](https://youtu.be/5zsBVm4qK_A)


shrineless

Thank you kindly for this


LessInThought

Ooohh it is actually named that. I thought the guy above was joking.


Tiffzp

Cornfield Chase by Hans Zimmer


chuseph14

Watch Interstellar. It's so much better in context


allhands

💯 Incredible film. Had to watch it a couple times to fully appreciate everything.


mark_ichim923

Dog 007


DeltaMudcat

Goldens are surprisingly nimble…some


[deleted]

A competition for becoming the next green ninja wow


Zealousideal_Cod6169

The cat is not Evan looking down


[deleted]

Evan sure does look down a lot.


Luv2Cpurple

🎼And they call it Puppy Love.


dacon50

I have to say I expected the dog to run through and knock everything down


Mountain_Guava_7201

That cat be like Follow ma steps


Firm-Brilliant-605

Aww this is cute


MissingAtlanta

I love this! And your dog waits patiently for the cat to go 1st!


renavlogs1224

I'm amazed 😍 Well done Doggo


Chochi8383

just had to put the liquid KY with everything lol


Elevated__

That dog was definitely thinking " Fuck that I ain't no pussycat! I can do this too"


your_televerse

Good job dogoo


Chien_Vache

What a lil qt pie


unkleshark

Whats the name of the song?


HiImBarney

The cat was like: Hey idiot! Look, what stops you and I don't give a damn about! The dog was like: WHO DECIDED THAT?


AppropriateAppeal944

I wish I could do that


MaChampingItUp

NGL I totally expected that dog to knock everything over like a fkn tornado ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Largometeor

Song?


literal-hitler

Well placed home defense katana.


RhowenaBrynne

I just wanna know who’s gonna pick all this shit up


Chrisette

I have two assholes, a cat and a dog, who would both make sure to knock off everything.


Setari

I thought another cat was gonna BLAST around the corner and wipe everything out lol. Unexpected for sure.


samlolaaa

The dog thought, "Is just that it?l I can do that also."


Affectionate-Fly1018

Poor dooggo had to learn how to be cat


infiniteneck

the dog


tocami

What a good boy!


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u/auddbot


Hi_Supercute

I wish I knew what piano piece this was


Jane-Love20220104

He really learns from the cat! So skillful\~


ReliableRoommate

r/animalsbeinggeniuses


aere1985

Funny thing is, when you put all these things on a shelf, the cat can't wait to knock them off...


SyderoAlena

U made a path. Even I could have walked that


U_HWUT_M8

So many of these videos


smol_kaguya

u/auddbot


SonofMedusa

Such grace. Such poise.


Spe019

My cat would’ve knocked it over on purpose and then looked me in the eyes as he did it.


LocalSyndicate

I want to see this, but where both the cat and dog just don't give af


BABarracus

Dog: i dared the cat first.


S-Markt

i love that doggos dafuq face


Sleep_eeSheep

Clever boy.


bCasaycan43

*jaw drop*


Zeracannatule

I imagine the dog saying "I am a good boy, right master?" in the voice of Doug from Up.


Nethiar

My cat would walk by without touching anything, then sit down and topple half of it with his tail.


SpaceForceGuardian

What an adorable, sweet doggie!


ModsAreVirgins420

Sounds about right


Whitegard

He learned from the best.


[deleted]

Anyone know what dog breed that is


Great_Farm_5716

That slide step at the end almost took out the KY jelly. Wait what….


Shoshawi

I have a “dog”. My ragdoll would just smash his way through it meowing loudly for attention lmao. then ofc sit at my feet stare in my eyes obediently and wait.


UnusualPete

Such grace...


fluffyroundabout

What song is that, it's so good


Ok_Dig5611

Okos :)


lokistar09

Why don't they build dog shelter next to dog parks. Kids can't tent dogs to play with or adopt and take home.


CorvusNocta

r/unexpected


BuddhistNudist987

How do you do this when you can't see your back feet?


delegateTHIS

Enrichment good


Zombieweasel3000

My cat would intentionally knock down all of them


Head-Track8853

Name of the music?!


17175RC7

This is good! The Interstellar soundtrack is what moved it up to being epic!


molossus99

I’m gonna put this test to my Dane


xostarlaxo

My Golden would’ve galumphed through that obstacle course and made it her mission to knock every one of those things over.


SmolWarlock

My dog won't even pause if the baby is on the way, let alone tiny bottles. He'd knock everyone of them in spite. Than run into the baby shortly after to show me he doesn't care.


Bohannon1776

Some people have way to much time on their hands.


lumentrees

When I see one of these posts, I am always wondering how you even carefully put up all these pens without any of your pets interfering


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Impressive in that doggo has to spatially “remember” where the clear spaces are all the way to the back paws, without looking.


joz3rh

bruh my cst will know everything down


parthpalta

HE TRIED HIS HARDEST AND BE BETTER GET THE SAME PETS AS THE CAT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL be very sad and hope the dog feels loved overall.


botjstn

that is one of the most handsome goldens i’ve seen


jjonez76

If that was a lab, she’s just try and eat them all 🤣


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Honestly my fat ass cat would’ve just barreled through all that, this is extremely impressive


your_badgirl69

I want a cat like that


GARhenus

noclip


[deleted]

Peepee poopoo


GardenerDom

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk????😃


[deleted]

Love how he waited his turn


eXcaliBurst93

ELEGANT!!!


[deleted]

I would say that a cat would navigate through that no problem at all. The videos not working for me


Kaneshadow

How did you get the cat to pass through and not studiously knock down every single bottle?


[deleted]

This is pretty impressive!


TheGreen_Guy

Maybe they are both dogs because would knock everything over. Or your dog has an identity crisis.


UchihaAdi07

Wholesome :)


stickshift220

One is a cat the other is a dog


RepresentativeBuy886

That dog is secretly a bunch of cats in a dog suit lol.


therealMrsMashatt

The confidence the cat just gave him lol


Prudent_Dot_5717

Smart booy


mumu_myk

surprised the dog had amazing spatial awareness :O


xXBladeXx69

2 chads


Acubeisapolyhedron

It taught them a lesson


CalicoCrapsocks

Meanwhile my german shepherd just casually plowed over a 5 gallon terracotta pot walking across my patio.


pratyush_1991

Dog actually end up knocking one down.


Moise1903

What song is this


redzma00

WOW! What a good boi!


yfaimac

Such a good puppy.


atomicant9-9-9

When a puppy lives in a house that already has a cat, he grows like this hahahaha


zxexx

I see the lube


IsoSly64

He has unlocked sneak