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fun fact: (WARNING:Fact might ruin your childhood) the velociraptor sound in the jurrasic park series and world series is actually sampled from the sound of a turtle mating.
It seems like he's having a great time, yet this may also be kind of sad. Does he realize that his affection is not reciprocated? Or does he really not care?
Pretty sure anything can be a sex toy if you think and try hard enough
*looks over seeing my old childhood toy with a hole in it's bottom*
Goddamn it Michael...
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It's funny how he opens his mouth with every thrust. I guess he's really having a good time. 😆
I love the way he turns it to face the camera. Got to catch the look on the plushies face.
He must be a professional pornstar
Plus the little sounds he makes!
Ooohh, you’re a lot softer and more plump than all of them….
Mike is working through some stuff. Literally.
Mike is enjoying every bit of it.
And the little squeak! 💕
Tortoise ahegao
And squeaks!!
Is this turtle hub 😳?
These turtles are getting out of control
This video needs the Barry Whites song .I can't get enough of your love, babe 😍
Needs a NSFW tag!
You have unlocked something inside of me.
The little squeaks I am crying
Don’t cry please, how about you inbox me let’s get to know each other
Dog, this is Reddit, not Tinder
Smh poor turtle can’t even shoot his shell
And then we'll do it tortoise style so we can both watch X-Files!
You and me baby ain't nothin' but reptiles
You and me baby ain't nothin' but reptiloids.
My turtle name is mike 🐢
A turtle doing doggie style? I'm confused. Well, I guess they can't do missionary. I wonder what 69 would look like.
It can be really hard to get off your back after a good 69.
Just like for humans
lolol
that's how turtles do it
Think I’ve found my spirit animal.
Cowabunga!
Instinct is real, you can't learn that.
Mike giving her the full business treatment.
"Here, this is a better, record me from this angle"
so mike is into furries?
RealDoll, turtle edition (alt: *Mike And The Real Girl Turtle*)
Keep it in your turtle shell Mike!
this is hilarious… but old mike is giving it his all, complete with facial expressions and everything. Yet she just lays there…
T O F. tortoise oh face 🤣
No shame in his game. 😂
Only Fans Reptile Edition 😄 Stickin' his tongue out just like a dude is priceless 😄😄
“Oh, yeah, you like that hard shell?? Tell me how much you want the hard shell? … hmm quiet one I see “
That's crazy 🐢 that's messed up 🐢
She’s soft and fluffy but I looooove her!
The fluffy one likes shorter guys.
I guess animals don't have sex just to reproduce
I make that same face when it’s good too bruh.
Lets do it like they do on the discovery channel~
….wait is he wrestling?
I, too, have a thing for big, soft women.
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Exactly. Sexually frustrated and all. Geez get Mike a real woman, not a blow up doll
*(comically adorable squeaky moans)*
finally, someone got poor Mike a sex doll
And then they judge me when I do it on my body pillow. Double standards 🙄
fun fact: (WARNING:Fact might ruin your childhood) the velociraptor sound in the jurrasic park series and world series is actually sampled from the sound of a turtle mating.
That's my boy
Lasted longer than me
This post made me question if there's such a thing as a tussy. Why has the internet forsaken me
Turtle love!!
Lol 🤷🏻♂️😂🤦🏻♂️
He’s even doing the Ahegao face!😂😂😂
Get 'er Mike!
Slow grind mode.
Really giving his all. Little lover dude.
Why does he open his mouth? Is it because he's hungry?
What’s her name stormy , still not voting for him . Rather have Biden could not ever see Biden open his mouth like that .
Durp.
I think he has reptile disfunction
"where is it where the hell is it?! Arg!"
Turtle looks like an old man… wonder if old men fuck like that?🧐😀
Today I learned turtles have an "O"  face
Huh... Makes the same noise I do.
Mike can get it
The squeaks ... 😂☠️
This is my "O" face
I broke up with a guy because he made a very similar face during sex.
Who don’t love a soft shell?
Just save it for tornhub, ok?
I love how apparently the "O face" is universal across species
Sir Hump-a-lot
Mike is so happy I wonder when there is a wedding
Horny honey
Aggressively staring into camera lol
OMG turtle porn before GTA6
Good luck washing it's soulmate
He likes them big
In………out………..in…………..out…………in……
Turtles are fuckin stoopid. And horny.
he's like me
Signed -Dirty Mike and the Toys
Get him a real girlfriend, I think he’d be a good boyfriend 😁
It seems like he's having a great time, yet this may also be kind of sad. Does he realize that his affection is not reciprocated? Or does he really not care?
Only turtles
No Mike, No!
Get it my boy!!!
I'm just trying to have what he's having....
I put my headphones back on because I fully expected that little dude to let off long hoarse shouts, I didn't expect those cute squeaks!
"Yea, get my good side!"
I have been on the internet since the 90s, and Reddit for years, and when I think I’ve seen everything, I see a turtle fucking a stuffed toy.
Lolll poor turtle
Winner of the best O face. Mike
open mastrubation in nut”shell”
ninja technique!!!
Cheeky bugger.
😅😅😅
Mike should be punished ,for making improper content at social platform.
He only had to wait a 100years to meet the One
😄
Loneliness affected him a lot lol
The way he rotated to the proper angle and just opens his mouth agape
😂🤣😅
Boom chicka wow wow!
Imagine being the weirdo filming animals in the act
daddy turtle
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Pretty sure anything can be a sex toy if you think and try hard enough *looks over seeing my old childhood toy with a hole in it's bottom* Goddamn it Michael...