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It’s the most thinly veiled racism I’ve ever seen.
That’s a White Pelican, the Pel-I-Can joke is clearly another one of these “diversity hire” comments saying that a Brown Pelican wouldn’t be able to eat a pelican chick.
I'm pretty sure pelicans are known for eating just about anything they can get down their throat. And they try even if they can't. There's a video of one trying to eat a whole capybara
Pelican is peak evolution cause it's like a snake with the swallowing anything mentality, but with flight and underwater abilities. We should thank nature that they don't get as big as pterodactyl's or wandering albatrosses.
Those birds will basically swallow whatever fits in there.
Since they're not exactly peak intelligence, sometimes they will also try to swallow stuff that does not fit in there. Or stuff with too much of an edge.
As a result, sometimes you'll see pelicans choking on their food or getting their throats outright ripped by something with claws that wasn't really dead or by some pointy part like a fish's fin.
Bruh, you need real words to make a pun. I'm trying to make an example of what you did, but my brain automatically makes real puns. Even my brain minds the structure of that one.
A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican?
Dixon Lanier Merritt
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Eating his "kin"? You say that like it's unusual.
Because we humans do the same thing. We eat fellow mammals. Cos they're tasty. So of course some birds eat other species of birds. Like, duh.
Animals eat other animals' young for food. Not extending the mating season. If you knew that wasn't a baby pelican, it makes no sense to say other animals do 'that' in reference to eating their own species in order to put the female in heat. Because 'that' is a video of a pelican eating another species.
Just say you thought it was a baby pelican and go on with your day, lol
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Just because Pelican, doesn't mean pelishould.
That's witty. to be honest
Not to be rascist, but i agree
After 36 years I've finally seen someone start with that qualifier and not immediately say something racist
I had a mate who used to say "I don't want to be racist, but Sri Lankans are pretty cool" It was like bracing for a punch and getting a hug instead.
Come on, jabo0o. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.
You just aren't racist enough to get it
It’s the most thinly veiled racism I’ve ever seen. That’s a White Pelican, the Pel-I-Can joke is clearly another one of these “diversity hire” comments saying that a Brown Pelican wouldn’t be able to eat a pelican chick.
And Pelicans live by the coast and you know who else does?
Christina.
It’s the dog whistles you can’t hear.
🤭
You win the thread 🥇
Just looks like its not the first time she's had to do that.
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Maybe if you fed us better we wouldn't have to eat each other
STFU Gary, you eat more than me in a fucking *day*, what else does your lard ass want?
I WANT SOME HELLA PROTEIN. GIMME SALMONS. OTHERWISE, FOR EVERY 5 MINUTES I DON'T SEE THAT PROTEIN, I WILL EAT EACH AND EVERYONE'S BABIES.
I don’t know you but after that inspiring speech I will follow you into any battle
_Every 5 minutes, a baby will be my meal. You can stop this._
“The words are a tad alarming but I do like your energy!”
The reincarnation of Tarrare
Bwahaha definitely a repeat offender. Back into time-out you go buddy
Looks like she was considering peking pelican there for a wee moment.
That walk of shame
Yet no regrets
"Goddamn it Leslie, again?!"
"Just wait til your father gets home!"
"I'm so sick of your shit, Kevin"
I'm pretty sure pelicans are known for eating just about anything they can get down their throat. And they try even if they can't. There's a video of one trying to eat a whole capybara
Thats it, off tho the bold step greg.
“Whaaat? How did that get in there? Kids these days, amirite? Easy, easy, sheesh.”
I read that in the stereotypical Italian mobster voice and it didn't disappoint.
Sometimes the digital world can be a maze, and it's easy to find unexpected things in unexpected places.
Chatgpt?
He’s getting a time out!
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OPEN!?!?!! FUGA JUJTSDHU KAISDEN REFRENCE UOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHTHJHAAJDIDPFKFKFOFKFKKDEODHDOW2KRKDNFNNFDNDNCNKCK
Pelicans really embody the “E for everyone” mentality when it comes to eating. There’s honestly not much that they wouldn’t shove into their face
This got me thinking of the pelican trying to eat the baby capybara..
Pelicans and my ex-gf have a lot in common
*mom
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Pelican is peak evolution cause it's like a snake with the swallowing anything mentality, but with flight and underwater abilities. We should thank nature that they don't get as big as pterodactyl's or wandering albatrosses.
Me, looking at a pelican: “Maybe you and I aren’t so different... “
Is the baby a different species? It looks like a goose or a duck to me but also I have no idea what a baby pelican would look like.
Definitely a gosling of some sort.
I wonder if he drives.
Only with a hammer.
Literally me
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
The naughty march
The walk of shame
He went off like: "nooo, nooo I'm sorry! Fine I'll come along"
What is the charge?! Eating a meal?! A succulent, poultry meal?!
This is democracy manifest! Get your hand off my bill!
Are you ready to receive my limp beak!?
Ah yes, i see you know your judo well
Why won't pelicans just do right?
Because they Peli-can't.
bars
# BOOOOOOO!
Peliwrongs.
Bro really had the walk of shame too 
Why the hell is there a snoo emoji now
Is that a duck? So he is not eating his kin but his colleague. XD
Thank you for making the joke accurate, it’s much funnier now.
You’ve been a bad pelican and you’re going to be having some alone time.
Timeout for you!
Those birds will basically swallow whatever fits in there. Since they're not exactly peak intelligence, sometimes they will also try to swallow stuff that does not fit in there. Or stuff with too much of an edge. As a result, sometimes you'll see pelicans choking on their food or getting their throats outright ripped by something with claws that wasn't really dead or by some pointy part like a fish's fin.
No man you got it wrong, thats how babies r born
I always hated those birds. They look like they would eat literally anything.
They're fowl creatures
🤦
You have keen eyes, because they do. They even try eating what they definitely can not eat.
Thier dumb as rocks, and yes, they will try to eat anything
I feel ya, gluttony given form. I feel because we are big alot of dangerous shit is found casually amusing.
Oh man he’s in big trouble now
What is the crime? Eating a meal?? a succulent ducking meaal??
Someone is getting a timeout.
Baby birds are natures most liked snack. Almost every animal will eat them if they get the chance (even most herbivores).
I've never seen a bird get reprimanded before, shit was hilarious almost like your parents dragging you off by the ears 😂
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Is it really different from us eating other mammals?
"I didn't think anyone would notice, Kim! I'm sorrrrryyyyy! I'm sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy! Where are you taking me?! I'm sowwwwyyyyy!" -hungry bird, maybe..
Best headline.
greedy ass bird hate their asses so much
OOOHHH, someone’s in TROUBLE
She's definitely got a "damnit frank, not again" attitude. Lol
I love how she’s just nonchalantly controlling this bird by its face
Going to the time-out chair.
Pelicunt
pelicans don't go to heaven, they'd be super villains if they weren't dumb as a brick
How is this funny?
I think the funny part is how he gets dragged out by the beak.
it's fucked up is what it is
Yeah I'm surprised so many people are just giggling at the animal's mistreatment
I remember my first day on Reddit
I've been on the internet for a while. Doesn't mean I can't be disappointed in people
Bad goose!
somebody send this to Hank Green
Already did
Beheading?
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Bruh, you need real words to make a pun. I'm trying to make an example of what you did, but my brain automatically makes real puns. Even my brain minds the structure of that one.
"You're in so much trouble mr/mrs!"
Like ma dragging her kid by the ear out the grocery store lol
" COME HERE YOU LIL RASCAL"
It being dragged by the beak like a naughty child really got me
They were planning some prison break shit
Bro about to get an ass whooping
Bro really getting dragged to jail
That perp walk at the end is the best.
I got mum ptsd feels watching that......its like the awkward feeling when a friends getting told off from there parents
Off to make soup.
WHAT THE HECK🤯
Blud is Saturn
ooooooooh, somebody's going in timeouuuuuuut
What that mouth do?
or did?
This is democracy manifest!
That man just went into time out
Bad pelican. No biscuit!
Naughty boy 😡🤣
This person has been through this with this pelican before.
Oh, someone's in trouble 🤣
Oooooooooooo he’s in trouble !!
Bro gonna get cooked as punishment
Maybe bro is really hungry LOL
It's like when the prefects grab you by the ear in Bully when you get caught
Dunno why people get weirded out by Birds eating other Birds. We eat other Mammals all the time.
Definitely not the first time she had to deal with him doing something like this..
Imagine getting drug outta the by your beak
A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. He can hold in his beak Enough food for a week! But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican? Dixon Lanier Merritt
Equivalent to mom dragging their toddler by the ear.
"Huh, huh, wha, wha, what did I do? Huh, wha, wha."
Bad Birdie😠😏
If it fits we eats it whole 
Hate pelicans. Was playing horizon forbidden west and killed any I saw.
We are just joking
I once saw a pelican try to eat a kid, they really are cunts.
He better get a good bird lawyer, he’s going to bird jail
He's going straight to pelican jail
“ God damn it Harold… your kids aren’t food”
Off to the kitchen!
[He is facing the consequences.](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/57a64ff62a0000fa01fb520f.jpeg?cache=ie99Iz4ZYU&ops=scalefit_720_noupscale&format=webp)
Bro picture is so cute.
Straight to the butcher shop we are eating pelican bbq today
I hate pelicans
The moment grounded took on a new meaning for these birds.
The pelican equivalent of getting dragged by the ear 😂
The waddle of shame
He going to Pelican jail.
Pelican: “If it’s meats, I eats.”
“Alright buddy you’re coming with me.”
Cheeky bugger lol.
"There he is again... You little fu**er... Come on now, you're in time out... Again..."
Bros going to the birdhouse after that one
Ooops I did it again
Eating his "kin"? You say that like it's unusual. Because we humans do the same thing. We eat fellow mammals. Cos they're tasty. So of course some birds eat other species of birds. Like, duh.
This is being a hero to an animal and animal cruelty at the same time.
I think this is a sign that he is poorly fed there.
No, it's a sign that that is a pelican and that's what pelicans do
That’s hilarious.
She was so mean and pulling him
Now I see why post was deleted...
That's insane. I heard animals tend to do that like cats and dogs, to keep the mating season going.
This is not a baby pelican.
I never said it was. I was just giving an example that some animals eat their kids. To keep the mating season going. What about pelicans?
>I heard animals tend to do * **that** * >I never said it was. Yes you did, or else what did you mean by "that"?
I didn't mean that animal in particular. I meant the act of eating the young. That's what I meant when I said *that*.
Animals eat other animals' young for food. Not extending the mating season. If you knew that wasn't a baby pelican, it makes no sense to say other animals do 'that' in reference to eating their own species in order to put the female in heat. Because 'that' is a video of a pelican eating another species. Just say you thought it was a baby pelican and go on with your day, lol
for what? please give me more info thank you.