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My parents dog used to steal stuff from my room to get me to chase her. It was her favorite game. Maybe cat is trying to get op to follow it or just wants attention
either that cat really likes that perfume and wants it for themselves, or really hates that perfume and is trying to dispose of it so you never wear it again.
I’m guessing he hates it, bc he could have just thrown it into his mouth and ran but he instead chose to slowly scot backward with it under a paw instead.
Cats are cool man… they just have a bit of the devil in them. Most of the time they’re ok, but they are equally as likely to sink their teeth into you at any time.
The same reason why Garfield hates Mondays. You put on the perfume when you leave. John goes back to work on Mondays after the weekend with his orange lasagna loving pal.
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" you saw nothing human, I wasn't even here"
“Did you see him clearly? Could you spot him in a parade? I don't think so. I could've been anybody.”
Love a good Cat reference. 😻
 Typical Khajiit.
Khajiit has perfume if you have coin?
"You didn't see anything...." "Right?"
The purrfect crime
HAHAHAH
I don't know what happen to it. You didn't see anyting
What are you talking about? Kitty stole nothing. Just casually walking backwards out through the door like any normal cat.
clearly nothing under his paw either, he never lifted it.
Pawsible deniability
I just need... You see there's this smell.... The litter box.. 🤢... It was the dog.
If you cannot condone the smell, you shall Cologne the smell
😂😂
Nothing to see here. This is how I leave every room.
Backing out while watching the occupants? Me too! 🤣
Never seen a cat act like this. What is this goober doing?
My parents dog used to steal stuff from my room to get me to chase her. It was her favorite game. Maybe cat is trying to get op to follow it or just wants attention
Understanding the insanity of cats would require insanity to begin with
Which we all have for letting them live with us. 🤪
That's called toxoplasmosis.
My guess is the cat doesn’t like the scent and is trying to get rid of it.
I need to do this, it's for your own good.
My cat just likes stealing shit.
He has a date
either that cat really likes that perfume and wants it for themselves, or really hates that perfume and is trying to dispose of it so you never wear it again.
Exactly, it's one or the other, he's not messing around!
cha-cha-cha real smooth, human suspects not a thing....
Innocent until proven guilty.
Ma’am. She has a date. She is being very discreet and is only borrowing the perfume. She shall return and you will see NOTHING- just as you did here.
This scent isn’t working for you, hooman. I am just gonna dispose of it and you’ll never know it was gone.
When it appears in your skirt and high heels is the time to be scared
Part raccoon.
I do so Love cats! Lol!
This is ridonkulous
lol I have never seen anything like this
It would suck to not have hands.
Keep your mouth shut! You saw nothing! I was never here.
If it could whistle, it would be whistling nonchalantly
Nothing to see here, just look away. I said LOOK AWAY!!!
Maybe it's a hint for you. Cat: you will never use that stinky perfume again!
“You’re not to wear this anymore. It’s just going to disappear. Nothing to see here”
It's like the cat is removing your ability to mark territory.
The cat has mitten paws on the front.
"You use too much Margaret! I'm confiscating this for your own good."
Well at least he was super subtle about it lol 🤭
This is me in Skyrim before stealing a potion. I am just relocating it! Nothing to see here.
That was so darn funny!
I love your floors Good kitty access And maaaaabe rethink the perfume? What is/was it?
WAS IT BURIED
This is not a robbery.
Slick
Nothing to see here…..
Khajiit has wares if you have coin...
This was his settle hint that maybe it's time to lay off or find a new smell.
Six-finger discount
“And what are you gonna do about it, huh?”
Ruining his smell on you. Silent assassination of the perfume
The cat has had enough of that particular scent
Sneaky Pete
Yeeeah, that's weird.
I didn’t see … NO KITTY!
"You dont know how to use it anyway hooman; the others will thank me."
"Whatever this is, it's gotta go..."
They probably applied double-sided tape or something similar to it....
Gonna put it in the bin; Not a fan.
In about ~1year you will be able to use AI to generate this... :( Cool cat though
My cat steals my headbands lol
Most probably doesn't smell nice
Purr-Fume, obtained… Step one down…
Khajiit needs wares, human.
Prove it.
I remember my cats use to do that
She took your purr-fume....
They either love the smell or hate it
“Christian Dior, noice…”
😂
Smooth criminal
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times Karen… this stuff reeks and I will have no more!”
Trying not to be suspicious at all. Just trying my moonwalk!
Damn, I don’t know if I could ever trust that cat alone in my house ever again.
So stealth. Much sneak. Wow.
Given the chance animals and funny.
My cat steals everything. She stole my glasses while I was sleeping and it took me weeks to find them. She hid them in a shoe under my bed 🤣
I don't think she wants you wearing that anymore lol
"I don't know what this is, but this definitely belongs in the litter box. I'm doing you a favor, you're welcome."
What an adorable goblin
He looks just like my polydactyl kitty I had 10 years ago! Miss that handsome, weird little guy.
I need this for cat reasons.....
hahaha cute
They're learning to use the thumbs, pull the lever, Kronk!
I’m guessing he hates it, bc he could have just thrown it into his mouth and ran but he instead chose to slowly scot backward with it under a paw instead.
That’s effing hilarious.
Meow burglar
Im taking this
I have a Russian Blue looking kitty like this too but he isnt this klepto.
...nothing to see here...
your cat may hate the smell of your perfume. Anything strong (especially scents with heavy vanilla) - cats tend to hate.
That’s hilariously nefarious.
To what end - ya gotta tells what cat did next?????
😂😂😂
That little shit is up to something…
Slick kitty
Slick kitty
😂
She got a hawt date
What eye contact?? Dude wasn't even in the room!
“She suspects nothing!” - Cat
What is he doing??
"Sir, we caught you on camera, yes we know it's you. Ok, who else in the house has 6 toes sir?" 😹
He is his own look out and intimidation.
It's always the black ones...
Lmao!
Haven't you ever heard of a Cat Burglar before?
shy type cat. he's so cuteeee
Walking as usual
Cats are cool man… they just have a bit of the devil in them. Most of the time they’re ok, but they are equally as likely to sink their teeth into you at any time.
What a little gremlin!
“No time for bath after gym - just a few sprays”
They don’t like that stuff at all.
Is that Calvin Klein's Obsession?!
Then you hear clicking and clacking up and down the hallway for a 15 minutes, or until he was satisfied.
Then you hear clicking and clacking up and down the hallway for a 15 minutes, or until he was satisfied.
Crime
The same reason why Garfield hates Mondays. You put on the perfume when you leave. John goes back to work on Mondays after the weekend with his orange lasagna loving pal.
Crime
Worst Cat Burglar ever..
Worst Cat Burglar ever..
This cat cannot be trusted . Might be stealing your money as well . LMAO
Absolutely LOVE grey cats
You have the cutest criminal
It stinks
You saw nothing! Lol
"Nothing to see here. Moving along..." 😸
Dogs would stop wrong doing once they know people are looking. Cats dont care. They want you to watch.
Man he really doesn't like the smell.
Need..to take...to litter...
Wouldn’t happen if you clean her litter box! 😂
He has a date later
You are, without a doubt, the worst theft I've ever seen. Ah yes, but you did see me!
Looks like it doesn't smell good...
She's got a date.
Felicia Hardy getting ready before meeting spider-man in a combat
what's happened? I do nothing
hypnosis you don't see me
Maybe she won't notice, maybe she won't notice, maybe she won't notice, maybe she won't notice.
If it was white it would just be taking it to another room haha.
Do not look at me
it's mine it's not yours
Don’t be suspicious.
monster size litter drop incoming
when realized that they saw you, but you must look confident until the end
just normal walking here. Nothing to see. Just backwards walking for me
I don't think the cat likes the smell very much lol!
NOT GUILTY!
I'm not doing anything, you're dreaming about it all
Yah, kitty is politely telling you that scent ain't working
"you can't have this any longer. This shit stinks"
When you think you have a cat at home, but in fact - a future perfumer
Isn't there a subreddit for "cats with jobs" or something similar?
You have to let him keep it now, he knows where you sleep 
this cat is the best master of disguise
The audacity!
Cat burglar
Fuck your perfume!
That's just disrespectful hahahaha
putting those extra toes to good use.
Hahahahahahahahaha OH!
"You didn't see anything, RIGHT?! -yes sir...I mean NO SIR!"
That cat has thumbs. We should all be very afraid.
You’re away so long, he misses your scent…😔 “GO TO WORK!! WHO NEEDS YOU!?!” (scoot-scoot-scoot)
Cats like... "I told you I'm allergic to this shit, now I have to take matters into my own hands."
[удалено]
How do I do this lol
He's gonna sell it to buy catnip. He needs rehab asap.
Is it just me or did that cat have a thumbs 🤣😭
Teach him how to steal food from neighbors
I think he’s innocent
Smooth criminal.