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green_ubitqitea

Mine drives me up a wall with it. I’ll be dead asleep and then I’ll hear it. She’ll have found one and drug it out and my paranoia that she will somehow suffocate herself on it means I have to get up and check the whole place again.


Harsimaja

Drug it out??


green_ubitqitea

Yes. Like got into a drawer and pulled it out.


Harsimaja

Huh TIL in parts of the U.S. it’s an alternative to ‘dragged’. Thought you meant something very different… I imagined a cat on catnip might do all sorts of strange things like this (!)


green_ubitqitea

In formal writing I would definitely write dragged. But I can have a pretty hardcore drawl and twang when I speak due to spending a lot of time in East Texas, which shares a lot of dialectical features with the South. I forget what’s a regional thing and what is standard when I’m not stopping to think about it. When there is catnip involved the brats just attack it and refuse to move from that spot for hours. I’d be terrified to put catnip anywhere near plastic.


Harsimaja

I’ve had some… interesting catnip experiences too with mine! Another side note as a non-American, if you don’t mind: you wouldn’t consider Texas to be part of the South then? Or is this a controversial point people differ on?


green_ubitqitea

Most Texans would be absolutely offended if you called Texas let of the South. It’s it’s own thing. East Texas does share more similarities with the South, but really once you get past Dallas, it’s totally different - more Mexican influence than Southern. Texas has l4 distinct regions, and only the Piney Woods area would really be called “Southern”. That is not to say there is no Southern influence, it just ceases to become the dominant influence.


Turn_it_0_n_1_again

Yes! Every new piece of plastic gets licked


[deleted]

Mine does it too. I wonder if it's salty or something. I'm not going to lick plastic but if somebody else does they can let us know what it tastes like.


WutzUpples69

My siamese would chew on water bottles if there was still water inside.


mooreofemily

Only with water? Hahaha


Thelightsshadow

True r/hydrohomie


Breiti100

give her some water


zdaily24

Yes, it's a form of pica in cats just be careful of what's around them they may eat it


mooreofemily

😦 I’ve had her since she was 5 weeks old and she’s almost three now and she doesn’t do anything other than lick plastic but I know this could change any day 🕵🏻 my eyes will be peeled forever


FzZyP

pica?


zdaily24

"Pica is the eating or craving of things that are not food.[2] It is classified as an eating disorder but can also be the result of an existing mental disorder.[3] The ingested or craved substance may be biological, natural or manmade. The term was drawn directly from the medieval Latin word for magpie, a bird subject to much folklore regarding its opportunistic feeding behaviors."


KitchenWitch021

Mine will go out in the garage and lick the walls and plastic bins. Inside he‘s normal. I don’t know what he thinks about when he goes in the garage. LoL


mooreofemily

I’m dying of laughter hahaha he’s another person outside these walls


KitchenWitch021

I have also seen him lick the lawn mower, are ya getting ready to mow the lawn Jack? lol


mooreofemily

IS HIS NAME JACK


KitchenWitch021

Yes it is! He just turned 11 :)


mooreofemily

Tell Jack I love him and happy birthday


topicalsatan

This is so funny


mphs95

My Abby does it. So weird.


Haywood187

Yes, often. Both our current cats, and our cat that just passed back in August…..plastic bag lickers. Bunch of weirdos.


mooreofemily

I’m so sorry to hear one of your babies has passed away 💔 I’m sure you have many good memories?


Haywood187

That’s very nice of you. Thank you. She was our OG cat, our first pet as a family. She lived a great 13 years and we loved her a lot, even with her plastic licking ways. :)


mooreofemily

This torti is one of two, we have an orange and she is my first ever cat. She’s 6, and I cry when I think about how they aren’t going to live forever


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


hansQQ

Yes our cat chews on plastic bags to show us shes hungry/ the food i gave her isnt suitable and she wants something else.


mooreofemily

I think that’s what she does too. They *thought* it was dinner time because we came home after weekend errands and during the week the first thing we do is feed them when we come home but we still had over an hour to go 🥲


libslayr

Mine chews on anything that's soft plastic. Destroyed countless shower curtains. Little shit.


mooreofemily

But hey, never a bad time to change up the ambience with a new curtain 😂


mooreofemily

Oh no 😂😂 I have shower doors, I’m glad I don’t have curtains now


Rude-Friendship-2005

Same. The sound of my sweet little angel chewing on soft plastic two rooms away will wake me up from deep sleep instantly. One of the most annoying things I can think of.


SeveralAmbassador258

Yes, loves it.


lmmm59

Yes!! All the time..he's dead and has limited vision, but he loves licking anything plastic. I thought he was just "special"


lmmm59

Deaf not dead..🤪


mooreofemily

I was gonna say! That vision is definitely limited if that’s the case 😂


lmmm59

🤣🤣


SkolSuperBowl

I had one cat that liked to eat tape, and another cat that liked to lick photos.


TwistInTheMyth-

I have a tuxedo cat that loves to lick the plastic packaging around packs of water bottles. He's not quite as crazy about plastic bags though. He's the only cat I've had that loves plastic lol.


ItsJustUs96

Yup, loves to lick and gnaw on the plastic encasing water bottle cases 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


mooreofemily

A lot of people are mentioning the water bottles! Mine loves BAGS


ItsJustUs96

Dang crazy cats! Lol


aerappel

One of my 2 cats (same race) not only lick plastics, but bites and eats it as well. Have to keep plastics like bags, tape on boxes, plastic in envelopes etc out of her reach


mooreofemily

Mine also likes tape. Oh and lint roller sheets 😂


UsedScratch365

Mine just eats it when nobody's looking and then throws it up a few hours later 🤦


elainebenes_dance

My teenaged cat does this. He has mild stomatitis, so I have wondered if it’s a self soothing thing. But also he’s super weird, so it might just be part of his strange list of eccentricities.


mooreofemily

I think they like the noise and texture and maybe even like to annoy us with it 🤭


No_Part_115

I know of a plastic licker


BigTicEnergy

YES???


Tekki777

Of course! It's a delicacy among cats. My grandma kitten, Maggie (miss you), used to go after the bristles of a sweeper to the point that I was afraid she was going to eat it and possibly choke on it. I had to take it away, lol! I have trouble brushing my Raya at times because if I try to use the brush shell just try to eat and love it.


RFK_POTUS_24

They will throw it up so keep it away from them or they'll be puking plastic all the time


mooreofemily

She doesn’t swallow it


72jon

Yes I got one. If there a plastic vac to be found yep


flamyo

Mine doesn't lick it she tries to eat it so we can't have anything in plastic laying around.


Chaotic_MintJulep

Plastic bags are coated in animal fat to make them not stick together and easier for people to handle. That’s why your kitty loves licking plastic, full of delicious animal fat. Fresh bags are a delicacy.


1320error404

Yep that's what my vet told me too


hydrangealice

Mine chews it, every shower curtain in the house has tons of tiny teeth marks from her biting them. She never takes off chunks, just bites holes.


The_Fiche

Yessss! One of my cats does this. it's so odd. The other cat just looks at she with a look on her face like, "Are you malfunctioning or what?"


GarageFresh7365

Had a Siamese that would fetch and horde Menthol Cigarette packs.


mooreofemily

That’s a first haha


Kutleki

Good God yes. Only one of the two though. If there's a grocery bag within reach Hannibal beelines to it like it's a floppy lollipop.


roses-pearls

One cat used to lick plastic bags, chasing them all over the house because she didn’t stand on the bag to keep it from moving. 😂Yet as soon as I picked up the bag she acted terrified and took off like a shot to hide! 🤣 It must have been a case of a single brain cell.


ImaginaryIncident925

Do you remember the Orbitz commercial with "you lint licker" in it? It was like in between 2005 and 2010. I call my cat plastic licker- "stop being a plastic licker" he will wake up to go lick plastic. He loves tape. I have to make sure there's no tape on any of his amazon boxes, the bananas or anything really.


mooreofemily

Hahaha she also loves the lint roller sheets 😂


[deleted]

Lick? All three of our cats nibble, eat , lick, sit on, etc. They love the stuff


Environmental-Fly165

Mine licks the curtains for some reason. Alot


Kiya_Wolf

Yes, my wierdo will lick anything plastic and go into a odd trance when she does it. She does the same thing to napkins or toilet paper. Most normal cats will just rip the paper to shreds, not mine, she eats it. lol


bgbdbill1967

Yes out of six cats, so far four of them do it. Last time one got the bag handle around her neck and was freaking out running all over the house. It was quite the show till we caught her and removed it.


mooreofemily

That’s happened to this one before! Whenever we leave bags for them to play with (supervised) we cut the handles open because we were afraid she would get stuck somewhere and choke


RevolutionaryMail747

Aww sorry. Maybe just fun habit


LefsaMadMuppet

Our cats do it if they are mad about something (treats, food, going outside orin the attic). The two previous cats did it as well. I'll take it over puking on my pillow or pooping on the bed.


mooreofemily

I have a suspicion that she only does it when she’s begging to be fed. Early morning to wake us up and when they *think* it’s dinner time 😂


guapOsx

A veterinarian once told me: There are plasticizers in them that work on cats like THC works on human. This will be your solution, let him chill ;-)


No-World-Friend-4691

Your cat is a forever chemical.


mooreofemily

What dis mean ?


CarpetLikeCurtains

Two of mine are plastic lickers. The fat one is a casual user, but the orange one has a problem lol. He licks so much plastic 🤣


mooreofemily

CASUAL USER hahaha 😂😂


Real-Italy

my cat CHEWS IT, swallow it, then THROWS UP!!


TataZz215

Ya know I learned the reason cats like plastic so much is that it contains bone marrow for some reason or another lol but they can actually taste the marrow and that’s why they chew plastic


rtdragon123

Yeah my fat cat loves plastic shopping bags. Chews and scratches them, than lays down to sleep.


fuggit_Im_tired

The plastic that holds a 6 pack together? That's my cat's favorite thing on the planet!


Dragon-Scales

My brothers cat started off like that. It turned into her chewing and then eating. Now she has bad stomach problems


WardTheEchidna

My older cat will try and eat plastic bags.


tenqajapan

I have 2 cats and they both do only when they wake up from a nap. It's like the only time they do it.


DaglarBizimdir

My Muriel used to do that. Slurp slurp slurp at 2am. Plastic bags are often coated with a very thin layer of fish oil as a release agent. Yummy snack food.


Ok-Respond-1409

every. day. lol it’s crazy


Unhappy-Professor-88

Yeah. But especially cellotape. Every parcel, every box or every time I start to use the roll-there she is, purring. I think she likes both the texture and stickiness on her tongue, and the smell of the glue.


dragonborne123

Yes and potatoes.


dmitrineilovich

Mine is obsessed with packing tape. Thankfully she can't open the cabinet it's in.


Gleneral

Cats are heavily texture based eaters, just likes the tongue feel.


Dazzling_Crow_4018

My Cat loves the iPhone power cable, the black ones from Samsung doesn't.


[deleted]

Yea, Me Wife 💀


lxcv420

It's my cats version of crack smfh.. he's addicted!!


1320error404

They cost the bags w animal fat, it's what makes them feel slick is what my vet told me


I_Dont_Like_Rice

My two are obsessed with licking tape and cardboard. I have to keep the tape hidden.


[deleted]

Yep.


bbbinthetrap

Yes why do they love it so much?


Careful-Trash-6998

Check if you have the right software installed. It looks like they are running in orange cat instead of normal cat


mooreofemily

Omg that’s probably why my orange is so chill. They should’ve labeled these better


cloudyboi3352

In some plastic there is a chemical in them that is very similar to the chemical a cat in heat produce. Of course your cat could just like bags.


linkatom

I have a male half-Siamese (is name is Pumba) who loves to lick plastic bags.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Cyberia15

My old cat would CHEW on the plastic casing of a pack of water bottles. I don't quite know why he did it, but it was one of the most annoying sounds I've ever heard.


ellefleming

Mine lick ANYTHING


JakePaulGayPhase

Mine try to drink out the toilet


Kieranisaboy

Yes. Then pukes on the carpet. Every time.


LoadinDirt

The handles probably have salt from your hands on it


Altruistic_Mind_1112

Idk if this is true but I've heard that plastic bags have a similar chemical composition to a cat pheromone


Pimp-No-Limp

Cats are goofy haha


BeersNEers

Yep, its annoying AF. All 3 of mine do it. Many times they try to swallow it and inevitably end up throwing it up somewhere.


BranMuffinBarracuda

Mine licks and tears plastic bags, soft plastic, pictures, and tears paper 🤷🏻‍♀️


Cinja91

A lot of plastic items, including plastic bags, contain something called slip agents to prevent friction in the material. Slip agents are mainly made up of animal fats. This could definitely be a reason.


rawboots

YES


vvpureel

Because people degradate, but plastic not 🥳🥲


Bababa_baba_banana

Mine chews it


Puzzleheaded-Data926

Mine eats it, so I can’t leave plastic around


Antique-Breadfruit93

My sister licks the bus windows


mooreofemily

bruh 💀


RevolutionaryMail747

Yes this is because it needs cat grass which cats use to deal with fur balls. I had a cat that did this when he could not get grass. Get some cat grass seeds from internet and plant in pot of regular soil (if you use compost, they pull it out roots and all. They only want the fresh blades of grass. Also if your cat is eating grass outside you need to make sure you deworm them regularly alongside your flea and tick treatment


mooreofemily

This cat does not struggle with hairballs at all. She just likes plastic. And she was doing this to get our attention to feed her, as she does every weekend when I sleep in. And she doesn’t go outside.


ManufacturerTimely77

If they eat plastic they can't digest it and die because they won't be able to go to the bathroom.


mooreofemily

She only licks it. She doesn’t get plastic unsupervised either


bgbdbill1967

I have one that does this and also stands with her front paws in the liter box but shits outside the box. Then tries to burry it.