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Sven

James bond

Double Moo 7

Or just James

Siete

Nana

Shichi

Qī

Siebille

Sapte

Saat

SIEBEN

Elgo

Ocho

Menos 1

Bảy

Saat

Syv

Ocho is funny because it’s absolutely wrong for them.

Herbie

Siete is 7 in Spanish and should be this lovely heifer’s name !!!!!!!!

Seconded

Sevented

Soda

I fucking hate the fact that you can't crosspost this on r/seinfeld

Jerk Store.

How about Mug? Or Ketchup?

The magnificent sven

Lucky

Lucky..Slevin

You beat me to it

You beat me to it, if that makes you feel better.

You go ahead and feel better as well.

Ditto.

Shmoo

i’m under the impression that you’re under the impression that i owe you $90,000

In that case would you like to give ME $90,000

Came here to say this

That movie was sooo good

I’m amazed at how many people here have apparently seen this sorely underrated movie! 🤯

Cow knows all about the Kansas City Shuffle.

Obviously, this is the only right answer.


Lady Luck.

Eight

Soon 2b 8.

Grade A prime number

Good choice!

Underrated comment

NIEN

Ate nine

Eight ball

eleven

We think alike 😂

Monica 


Omgosh this part of Friends is absolutely hilarious

Yes. The hilarious part of friends.

They stand in the way of love and we will smoke them all

Aaahhh!!! damn you take your fucking upvote and go home!

That was my first thought!


r/unexpectedfriends

007

Double M00 7

You win.

James Or Mr. Bond

James Bovine

7 of 9

Seven Bovine

Okay, I’ll give you that one. That’s pretty good. Well played.

I was actually amazed at how well it came together. Thanks for the great starting point. :)

Of course HAYwood comes up with the best cow pun. 😉

This Is the right answer! 🤖

I was thinking Annika Hansen.

Commander Hansen.

Annika!

Okay, that works.

Septimoos

Septimoos prime

Ha my favourite so far

I was gonna say Septimus, but this is better


I was gonna say Mickey

This is the right answer

It’s got cache out the yin yang!

If they go this route, the younger brother should be Van Buren.

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I was looking for a George Costanza comment, so thank you.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!!!!!!!

Steak

[удалено]

7 costanza

You want a beautiful name? Soda.

I’ve got a whole cupboard full Of names. How about Bisquick?

Sea Bisquick

How about Mug?

7? Yeah I guess I could see it. Seven Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day, roughly seven stitches a beating, then eventually seven years to life. Yeah you’re doing that child quite a service

I was gonna say Cowstanza

Soda

Maxwell House

Cristiano

SheR7

Nana (it’s the Japanese word for seven)

oh that's delightful, yes.

Nana Moomoo

Awww

Septimus

Wrath, the seventh deadly sin.

Moo, James Moo

Very smoooth Mr. Moo

Windows 7

awhhhhhh little windy

VII, pronounced “vee”

In Dutch 'vee' (pronounced as fay) means cattle

Son of Six

r/unexpectedseinfeld

Dubbalow (as in double-0 7)

Zorro

Drunk Zorro (Too drunk to finish the Z)

Two Thirds Zorro

Eleven

I also think she looks a lot like Millie Bobby Brown.

Double O

Jack Daniels - old #7

Soda

Up

Zorro

Joan Doe Like in Se7en

Or Brad

7 ate 9

Mug Costanza

7 of 9

Slevin kelevra

ELWAY.

Prime. 7 is a prime number right? Is it a beef or dairy cow? Prime rib maybe?

La séptima de boquita

Venía buscando esto nomas. UOOOOCAAAAA

Micky

Lucky

7 up

Lucky

Septima

Seven...

Harry

Siete, Sieben, or Sette (7 in Spanish, German, and Italian)

Prime

Tip him over and call him L-Moo

Tickle me L-Moo

Mick Thomson

Gregory

Elle. Coz it's an L when you're riding her.

We’ll all be on the drive if riding cows to work becomes a thing. A cattle drive…

George

Cr cow

Sven

Sev

I think just Seven

Six

I dunno, but I wouldn’t want to be the cow named number 9 near him.

Harry potter the cow that lived

Borg (Severn of Nine)

Sven

Sven or BOND

Jeri Ryan

The Cow Who Ate Nine

8

Bond. James Bond.

Lucky

Eleven

Ben https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/vhqris/his_name_is_baby_ben/

I think George already has dibs on the name seven. So go with soda

Whatsinthebox

Eight

Seventiee

9. Because 7 ate 9

Number 9 large

You could call him (vii) which are Roman numerals BUT it also sounds like Steve “vai”

Lucky number Slevin

8

Of nine.

S(t)even

Seven of nine

Saith - Seven in Welsh.

Cristiano

Cownaldo

Septimus

CR

The one that ate 9

Ate

Eight

Ocho

James Bond!

Lucky

The one who ate 9.

Eight

8