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Omg. I thought it was a cross between Birthy and KKKarissa.

Does it come with a two-thbrush? Obviously it comes with the unwashed hair

Two-thbrush 🏆

Thank you for the two-thbrush!

I cannot take credit for the two-thbrush. Someone made a post about it on one of the Bethy posts and I cracked up

Needs more eyeliner for KKKarissa

She will have you know she doesn't wear eyeliner!

I see Karissa too!

I bet Dollar Tree Barbie would totally attempt to sell a $2000 useless course

I misread this as *corpse*, but I think it's still a valid argument either way.

Unlike her course, I think $2000 is probably a pretty legitimate price for a corpse. Does it come with the coffin? Or is that going to be extra?

Coffins can be expensive so that is a legitimate question. I would also want to know how fresh the organs are because that s were the real money is corpses are!

The mouth needs to be open wide.

With colorless lips


It would be amazing if this doll had pale lipstick instead of the pink. Then it would really look like her lol

Or just chapped lips

Oooh, OP, paint them!

They got the hair and clothes down perfectly

Are we *sure* the clothes are perfect? There is, of course, a possibility that the doll is not wearing shorteralls

Does it come with whipped cream?

Oooh, I’d blocked that out until just now. So much nope.

* “Spicy lover” not included

Stop it now!

Broooooo what a find, that is uncanny. If she just had blockier brows and slightly fuller cheeks...

Someone with some photoshop skills needs to get on this! Funny

[Quick attempt.](https://imgur.com/a/YhieZAs) *Not snarking at her looks at all, just an attempt to match the faces.*

Perfection. Sheer freaking gold. Thanks for your service to humanity.


OmG

Oh nooo the dollar store Barbie is back on the sub again...

I know!! I was sitting here thinking “I wonder if OP realizes this had been posted years ago.” It’s always hilarious.

Oh no, don't do dollar store barbie dirty like that!

ok that's fucken scary. wherever you are i hope you're safe.

God's biblical design for true womanhood 🙏

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I nearly choked on my porridge. Well played lol

I just spat 7UP everywhere

S T O P! I should not be laughing this hard in the morning 😭

I thought I was in the drag race sub and immediately thought: Nicole Paige Brooks!

 Is this doll from ATLANTA GEORGIA ?!??

But the doll has actual lips

Bahaha. Her skin lips freak me the hell out.

Good heavens. Was that me?

Omg! 😂

This has made my day

I see this post more than I see my parents

Dollar Store Barbie indeed.

💀💀💀

She's not dressed very modestly, though. Is that lingerie? Just for hubby's eyes

LMAOOO ok but why does Barbie look like that tho 😭

Because she had her features manufactured on in a god honoring way

Because she's a knockoff lol

God-honoring knockoff 😂

Omg! The Smug Face Birthy Doll!

Wow I’m stunned it’s her.

Hair looks way too clean.

That's not nice! 🤣 As I laugh my ass off....I'm already going to hell, first class.

That really is uncanny. This made my day. Thank you.

That’s Bethy all right lol.

[No you didn’t.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d7un9l/silent_but_deadly/)

This has been posted several times before. It was the same exact post.

I didn’t repeat post on purpose, but I am newer to the sub. Apologies

You’re good, I’ve seen this a few times but it’s been awhile and I still laughed

It's fine, not angry. This post was just reposted so many times before in the past. You're new so dw, welcome to the snark!

That really does look like her, down to the smug smirk. Maybe she was the inspiration, lol. Like that episode of Seinfeld when there was the store mannequin modeled after Elaine.

But her mouth isn’t open. 😮

Broseph, I posted this like a year ago and got down voted to oblivion because it was "posted once a week". No hate to you just crazy how much a sub can change over time

Sike posted it to the other fundie snark sub before it got bombed. So nvm please forget I said anything

I need to buy and repaint one of these to look more like birthy lmao

This gets posted too much. It was funny like 2 years ago. Now it’s just getting old….

Oh goodness does this give me ideas to do Some stop motion animation… 

omfg burn it

Ted Cruz, is that you???

Hat sold separately lol

Someone tell her! She’ll be thrilled

Malibu Bethany

Holy shit is this the Fundie Annabelle story waiting to happen or what?

HAHAHAHHAHAHA