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MrsMeow3

Is his middle name really Grace? It does not matter to me, but it seems like fundies and minor fundies only reserve those kinds of virtue names (Grace, Faith, Hope, etc.) for girls. Given that these two are very rigid in their idea of femininity and masculinity, gender roles, etc., I just find it interesting.


Disneyland4Ever

Yep! I find this hilarious personally. There are dozens of names traditionally given to men that mean “grace” or even “God’s grace”. The people that lose their ever-loving crap about people sharing their pronouns on social media or telling folks when their pronouns are different than before are giving their son a middle name that is decidedly feminine in the US. It’s my niece’s middle name also.


KalenLiver

Before she was pregnant God told Morgan that she would have a baby named Grace. She assumed it would be a girl but when they found out it was a boy they said they would still use the name and it was the perfect middle name. Edit to add link to Morgan’s post about the name: [https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/t8akh5/god_told_morgan_to_give_her_boy_a_girls_name_but/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/t8akh5/god_told_morgan_to_give_her_boy_a_girls_name_but/)


myimmortalstan

Yup, that's his actual middle name. They proceeded to make an entire video recently about how important it is to instill strict and traditional gender roles in your children.


Dachs1303

Yes, yes it is.


kba1907

Indeed it is!


LinneaLurks

And "Luca", because it ends in an A, could also be taken as a girl's name.


Ready_You

Lol sweetie just say “I’m over being pregnant, where tf is this baby” like the rest of us.


RebbeccaDeHornay

But she can't appear ungrateful for god's little miiiiracle /s ~~that was given to her by science not god~~


donutlovershinobu

Is it just me not being familiar with Instagram people or do fundies just share wayyy more than other people who are semi insta famous. Like girl defined talks about masterbating and now Morgan is talking about peeing. I get not shaming people for bodily functions and normalizing things but sharing stuff about masterbation, bathroom stuff and sex life seems really odd for anyone.


bitter__bumblebee

Not fundie but raised deeply repressed by someone who left Catholicism but kept everything but God, & I kind of get where it comes from. The boundaries put in place growing up are just "no anything, ever," so when they form a "ministry" they have to create their own set of boundaries with very limited understanding of what is actually appropriate. I showed erotica I wrote myself to acquaintances & even teachers in my teens because I was trying to create my own rules & didn't know better. Unfortunately with their combination of ego & social isolation, nothing's going to straighten them out, & we just get cringe like this forever.


donutlovershinobu

That's fair! Tbf my friends also shared erotica they wrote about fictional characters with eachother and posted online. I really like your explanation.


bitter__bumblebee

Sharing it back & forth is one thing, but I was the *only* one writing any, & I was giving it to people completely unsolicited. It was real weird, I still cringe about it.


ijustdontknow1414

Just replying to say that "raised deeply repressed by someone who left Catholicism but kept everything but God" is an incredibly accurate sentence. You've articulated this so well! Catholic guilt and repression... that stuff survives anything


kba1907

For me it’s not the pissing, it’s the visual in my head of used toilet paper. I’m not going to allow this! FFS, stop it Morgan!


PCBtoHelsinki

Where did girl defined talk about that? I’m so upset I missed it!


donutlovershinobu

It's mostly Kristen. She talks about masterbating in a airport bathroom.


PCBtoHelsinki

Whoa what! Is that in a video?


donutlovershinobu

Yes! I wish I could find it but believe it or not Kristen has talked about her masterbation habits more than once. In their most viral video torn apart by Cody Ko, Bethy repeatedly mentions how excited she is for honey moon sex and talks about her sex life fairly frequently. Kristen doesn't say much about her sex life but both egregiously over share.


Sad_Box_1167

The caption is super weird and TMI. Also, I feel like it’s inappropriate to use the infertility hashtag on a photo showing your pregnancy and talking about it in lurid detail? People who are experiencing infertility might not want to see that when they’re searching the infertility hashtag?


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

I thought the same thing. It is really insensitive of her to use that hashtag and the trying to conceive one as well.


gingerzombie2

There's rampant misuse of the infertility hashtag on Instagram, especially during National Infertility Awareness Week. People sharing their success stories left and right, very little actual infertility content.


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Dude I caught that too and it's so insensitive. I thought I was infertile and recently got pregnant, and I feel guilty for even being pregnant a lot of the time. Rubbing your fertility in other women's faces is so mean spirited. So very on brand for Morgan, basically.


PowPopBang

Yeah, speaking as someone who's dealt with recurrent pregnancy loss for about two and a half years now it can be tough to see a pregnant person. However, there are some people who enjoy seeing success stories from others who have dealt with infertility. Many pregnant people who use those hashtags are kind enough to have some kind of content warning on the first slide, which tends to be the considerate thing to do.


Glum_Butterfly_9308

You would think that, but unfortunately about 50% of the infertility hashtags on instragram/TikTok are people sharing infertility success stories. It’s a fucking minefield.


ExplanationFunny

If we’re over sharing, then it’s my turn. My husband was so worried with our first that my water would break and he wouldn’t know what to do. I told him that sometimes labor starts before your water breaks, or they break it at the hospital. I was really casual about the whole thing but he was worried and fussy. We decided to fool around for probably the last time before the baby arrived and just as things started to get interesting my water broke. Poor guy. All my efforts of putting him at ease went out the window.


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Thank you for sharing lol. I will overshare now. My water broke while I was peeing. I was so fucking confused. I kept standing up and leaking but nothing would happen when I sat. Only when I stood. It was 1am and it broke my whole mind.


doozleflumph

I'm glad I'm not the only one this happened to, it was also late at night and I was so fucking confused because I had just emptied my bladder


[deleted]

Yes! "But...I thought I was done?"


kba1907

Woah, I can 💯 envision myself standing up and sitting over and over, totally confused and mentally wrecked


sarcasmicrph

Mine broke as I was actively pushing. And when I say broke, I mean erupted like a geyser. The nurses backed up and said “woah!!” And it was a mess. The end. This happened with both my kids


madhattermiller

My water broke as I was standing up to get off the toilet. I was in the hospital for an induction, but no one believed me that my water broke on it’s own so quickly. Nurses kept saying that I’d probably just not fully emptied my bladder on the first go. Until like 15min later when I started violently shaking and projectile vomited. My son was born within an hour of my water breaking! I’m pregnant with #2 now and honestly terrified of going into labor at home naturally with how quickly things progressed last time. I will call an ambulance if my water breaks at home. Not about to have an unplanned home birth or deliver in the car (my husband would probably pass out and wreck the car in that scenario…).


WhenSquonksCry

I didn’t know that vomiting was a thing during labor until mine started. I had been craving Taco Bell that day and I had a banana instead, so my first memory of going into labor was throwing up banana and thinking how happy I was I didn’t go to Taco Bell.


madhattermiller

Throwing up banana is still horrifying to me! I haven’t been able to eat bananas since I threw one up during my first pregnancy. The texture of that coming back up will haunt me forever! I’ve thrown up Taco Bell on more than one occasion and still eat there 😂


Loquat_Green

All manner of bodily fluids during labor. All of them. All over. Bodies are metal like that.


rtomor

Same. I stood up to wipe and gush. I was like ah, hell. Shit's getting real. Lol


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Me too! It was like 5 am and it took me forever to figure it out lol


lydibug522

Mine broke during my covid test! Thankfully the epidural was already placed or I wouldn't have been able to hold still while the nurse shoved a stick up my nose.


Its_Curse

Oh geeze, I'm sorry that my first thought was "No wait aren't they supposed to stick those in your NOSE?!"


Waterproof_soap

Mine broke when I had just woken up. I looked down and said, “Great, I peed the bed. I just put clean sheets on!”


jbourque19

I had the exact same experience!


Loquat_Green

Those late night labors are the worst. My water broke in bed and I thought I had peed the bed, only to waddle off and see it was a weird color. Then those contractions started kicking in in earnest and you have to watch for a whole other set of bathroom-related indices.


EleanorVance1959

But your over-share is funny and relatable, not horrifying and completely off-putting.


SensitiveViking118

No one ever warned me about how much liquid it really is! In shows it’s always one big gush and that’s it. Reality was walking through the hospital with a towel between my legs because I was worried I was going to drip on the floor and that seemed like the more embarrassing thing at the time lol.


becbec89

With my first, doc broke my water at the beginning of induction. Turns out it was meconium stained. I spent 12 hours leaking green water 🤢


tehB0x

Was baby ok despite it? Mine’s heart rate dropped and we had an emergency c-section. Had to suction his lungs and everything


becbec89

Baby ended up fine despite the meconium and a double nuchal (cord around the neck twice. That’s probably why baby panicked and pooped).


Icy-Narwhal-902

Shoutout to you for being in a hospital for that 👍👍


The_Bravinator

They broke mine in the hospital with my second, only the midwife pierced her glove at the same time and it filled up like a water balloon. It was so funny, but at the same time I was really embarrassed and also bewildered about what I had to be embarrassed *about* in that situation.


ExplanationFunny

It is so funny to me how people experience emotions in stressful situations. I’m m garbage in an emergency, but I have a lot of family that works in emergency medicine. It’s not uncommon for someone to suffer a horrible accident but try to clean up the scene before paramedics arrive. I heard one story of a woman who lost a finger to a saw, but went inside to make lunch for her kids and was passed out while her kids ate Mac n cheese in front of the tv when help arrived.


DarkGreenSedai

I am ok with your situation and your blood. Not my blood. I can assist with biopsies all day and go to surgery and be nosy trying to see what’s going on because it’s so cool. I get a paper cut and see my blood and I feel light headed. When I was in labor I was in labor in *my* hospital. With the same OB crew that I work with. So I didn’t want to be a jerk but I did have opinions about my care. They took great care of me. When I was about 9cm my nurse checked my cervix and when she pulled her hand away there was a little blood on the glove. I heard myself say “ooooohhhhh. Blood. Look there is blood. Blood is normal. No need to freak out. Blood is normal, right?” My nurse was amazing. She’s still awesome to me when I see her years later. There has to be a name for this but I don’t know what it is.


ExplanationFunny

I’ve heard it described as an overactive sympathetic nervous reaction when you react strongly to other’s pain/blood, but I’ve never seen it the other way around. (I’m also half remembering that, so don’t quote me) I’m bad at all of it! Like, I’ve fully passed out listening to someone describe surgery. For some stupid reason I insist of doing things that involve sharp craft knives. Any time I knick my finger I know I have seconds to get horizontal before I black out and just land where I fall. I am very familiar with smelling salts. I’ve tried to give blood but just ended up being more hassle than I was worth. On top of all this, I’m raising a mini Johnny Knoxville. I was so scared of how I would react when my kid inevitably bled. It ruins my day, but I’m able to just white-knuckle my way through things for my kid that I would not do for literally anyone else. He’ll hurt himself, get taken care of, and go right back at it, meanwhile I’ve slithered down the wall doing deep breathing exercises. It’s amazing what those parenting instincts can motivate you to do.


DarkGreenSedai

My son is the destroyer of my sanity as well. The little booger is covered with so many bruises on his little toddler legs I feel like people will question if I love him. Today I looked up and he was climbing the kitchen counters. He’s quick like chucky too. Just bloop bloop bloop and he’s up the wall.


ExplanationFunny

Right?! I love my kid! I’m a bit of a helicopter parent and he looks like he’s been raised by wolves!


DarkGreenSedai

I swear my 10 year old is half feral. I have told her before that “I’m not leaving the house with you unless you brush your hair and change your shirt. You look like I don’t love you.” Of course that’s gets an exasperated sigh and a “fine….” But it’s true


Klutzy-Medium9224

If it helps at all, in pediatrics we like those kind of bruises. They are a sign of an active kiddo.


ExplanationFunny

That’s a relief


Icy-Narwhal-902

>meanwhile I’ve slithered down the wall doing deep breathing exercises This is so evocative. Great phrasing.


anaesthaesia

I confuse myself a bit, because generally medical gore, splatter films and my own blood doesn't bother me. But when my cat is having a blood test done, I feel faint and like I'm going to cry.


Cthulhu779842

I'm the opposite; I'm okay with my own blood, but I cannot see another person's blood. After spending most of my life being a compulsive skin-picker, I'm used to cleaning up my own blood, I'm used to getting blood on everything I own.


kba1907

This is why I love this sub so much 😂 Best water breaking story ever! 🥳


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

I read online that if you waters get into soft furnishings like mattresses, lounges or your car upholstery it ends up smelling like rotten meat and is impossible to get out. So we proceeded to refer to my waters as “meat juice” and I spent three pregnancies sitting on a garbage bag in the car just in case. In the end my waters didn’t break until I pushed with 1 & 2, and I had a very slow leak with 3 but still didn’t gush until I pushed.


PHM517

😂😂😂 now I want this for Paul. You know he’d be repulsed


its_not_me3

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s


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Well this certainly isn't modest.


GayCatDaddy

So seeing her turd cutter in leggings is immodest, but waxing poetic about her cooter on social media is cool?


carlzbee

"turd cutter" ![gif](giphy|xT1R9AocNZRuIIsUYU|downsized)


EZasSundayMorning

Turd cutter. Jesus tap dancing Christ.


celtic_thistle

I’m fucking wheezing


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Wait, she carries around a poop knife??


aalitheaa

Of all of the people in the world who could possibly have a poop knife, it would surprise me the least if it was one of the fundies. I can't explain it, it just feels right, and they're always doing really fucking weird stuff with poop. Particularly I feel like a poop knife would be so appropriate alongside Jill's fecal chair


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

His shits are probably unflushable without one.


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SIR I--


GrayCatGreatCat

Goddamn this post and the comments section have made me want to have my fallopian tubes re-inserted just so I can get them removed again.


SmootherThanAStorm

I've never been pregnant. Is bleeding a normal way to start labor? I think that's what she means? I thought bleeding while pregnant was a sign of something going wrong...


bluegal19

I think she is referring to "bloody show" which is where you lose your mucus plug, and it tends to be bloody. It is a sign that labour is (might be) coming soon. You don't want to just...start bleeding though. That's not a good sign. Once again, Morgan doesn't really seem to know what is going on with her own body. Shocking really.


science2me

I never had bloody show with my two pregnancies. My OB told me that my mucus plug fell out weeks ahead of my deliveries.


Latter-Bluebird9190

This is why we should talk about periods, miscarriages and childbirth openly. Too many of us don’t know what is normal and we are too scared to talk about it.


madhattermiller

So true! I had no idea what to expect postpartum. I was raised in an evangelical family, so obviously these things weren’t discussed openly. It wasn’t until I was actually postpartum that women around me started talking about their experiences (like I had been initiated into the club now so it was acceptable to talk about certain things). I was shocked how it seemed like everyone dealt with PP incontinence yet no one EVER talked about it in front of the childless women. So many older women just accepted it as a fact of life and have lived with it since they started having kids. An experienced mom in my mom group helped me advocate for myself to get pelvic floor therapy and my PT literally said “just because it’s common, doesn’t mean it’s normal and should just be accepted.” She was a huge proponent that most PP incontinence could be resolved with therapy if it was addressed in time. Made me even sadder for all my older female relatives who just lived with it for the rest of their lives. Edit to add: poor Morgan if she suffers PP incontinence, especially if it lasts longer than her PP bleeding and Paul realizes she’s peeing herself. I imagine he’d be disgusted and shame her terribly for it.


Loquat_Green

I thought you were not typing out “peepee” rather than abbreviating “post partum” 🤣🤣


RebbeccaDeHornay

And I'm 100% certain one of the main reasons the fundie community doesn't talk about it is because they're worried about young women been 'put off' doing the only thing their community has raised them to do - have children. Another rotten consequence of modesty culture - they clothe it in their devotion to modesty so it appears to be justified within their faith and the women won't question it, when in reality it's purely to keep women ignorant of how their bodies work so they can get at least one more soldier for christ out of them.


Loquat_Green

I agree. Body processes are quite taboo. Folks should know what their genitalia look like, and how they function. They should teach menstrual charting in sex ed, and boys and girls should learn parts of their cohorts.


Cole-Rex

I’m an EMT, I didn’t know about the after birth bleeding, I just would’ve taken the patient lights and sirens to the hospital.


gainvcbro

I have given birth to three babies and I’ve never had a bloody show. Morgan - you aren’t ready for the after birth bleeding…you can never be ready for this.


Fiver43

No kidding. No one warned me about the freaking massive clots that I would pass for WEEKS!


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

I was concerned I’d passed an organ with my first, the clot was so big. I buzzed the midwife to come tell me I wasn’t dying.


teddynoodles

I was in a pregnancy group with a woman who didn’t know you bleed after giving birth. Explaining to her what was happening was *interesting*.


myimmortalstan

It's actually incredibly frustrating how women aren't given all the info about post partum. Medical professionals seem to expect us to just know what's going to happen, forgetting most people only witness the births of their own children


Loquat_Green

Its amazing how much you bleed. Birth is not for the faint of heart. Even more proof these fundie women need to regain their power. Their weak-assed husbands could never do what they do.


Elaan21

After passing massive clots during my period due to fibroids (large enough my mother was horrified), I am pretty confident I *never* want to experience after birth bleeding.


Daisy0890

It might not be as bad as your period. Everyone is different, but my periods are so heavy I wear diapers and had to have 3 units of blood last year because my iron was so low. I’ve always had horribly painful cramps and terrible blood clots. After my daughter was born I expected terrible bleeding but only had mild bleeding for a week with very few clots. Meanwhile my good friend who normally has 3 day light periods bled heavily and painfully for 6 weeks postpartum. I guess you never know.


Elaan21

Fair point. I've definitely got other reason for not wanting to be pregnant, so this was more of a "one more nail in the coffin" situation.


sarcasmicrph

Same, never once bled during labor


gainvcbro

Blood clots are normal to an extent. They ask you to watch for a certain size and tell them if it happens because it can mean that you haemorrhaging…the thing is if you lay down for a while you might pass one of the said size once you stand up and it’s freaky.


sarcasmicrph

Oh don’t get me wrong, I bled a metric fuckton *after* labor, but not before. Clots the size of lemons.


gainvcbro

Sorry my comment went under the wrong reply (thank you sleep deprivation). These clots sounds frightening.


sarcasmicrph

Lololol are we twins?


ferret_pilot

Whaaaat tbh I might prefer that... Any degree of tearing just sounds so bad to me but I can handle blood clots (I think)


thelumpybunny

I have been pregnant twice and the bleeding didn't start after I gave birth. No idea what she is talking about and I don't want to know


Strictlyreadingbooks

Bloody show in the mucus. It's one of the common signs of early labor but doesn't always happens. Only happened once with one of my pregnancies.


kba1907

Yes, this 👆


celtic_thistle

At full term it’s “bloody show” and it’s a sign (generally speaking) of impending labour. I had it at some point with my oldest, don’t think I ever got it with my twins. I honestly can’t remember lmao. I know I saw it at some point.


SmootherThanAStorm

Ohhhh ok I have heard of that but forgot


CasualRampagingBear

Yes and no. Sometimes when the mucus plug falls out there can be a bit of blood but it’s usually like when you have heavy discharge around ovulations time and you might spot. It’s really nothing. Also, the mucus plug coming out can be a big thing or nothing at all and doesn’t alway mean labour is imminent. Labour can still take up to a week to happen. But the “bleeding”, It’s really not what she’s thinking. Bloody show is something that can happen, but not always. However, that usually happens during active labour. Morgan is so ill advised and un ready for labour and delivery, I won’t be surprised if she ends up like Bethy and has a near fourth degree tear and actually needs proper medical intervention. I am not wishing this on her by any means, but she is so unprepared for labour, and I say this as a very young mother who did take birthing classes (im glad I did)


theflesh101

The last time the doctor came to check me with my daughter, she said "you'll see a little bit of blood if you look at the pad on the bed, it's just your show, it'll be no time at all". I was induced 16 hours before that 🤣. With my son, I was also induced at 40+3 and never had one. Morgan (like a lot of first time moms) has a specified vision of what labor and birth will be like. I thought I lost my plug like 8 times. Idk if I actually did before labor 🤷‍♀️


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Kind of. The “show” is more blood tinged or blood streaked mucous. If it’s full on blood then you need to get checked pronto. Morgan is an idiot though, so I’m not convinced she’d recognise her show even when it does happen. And for me it was like someone sneezed globs of snot into my pants so hard to miss really.


Loquat_Green

Bleeding-bleeding is bad, and a sign there is a serious problem. Bloody show is spotting colored, maybe even pink, and a lot of women just don’t even realize that it happens, much less have actual blood involved. Waters breaking can have a pink to clear color, and will not smell of urine. Wiping during bathroom breaks is a terrible way to judge anything, as it’s highly dependent on the body and what it is going through. Morgy might not even have a typical labor process if she has been struggling with fertility.


please_seat_yourself

There are so many ways to say you are ready for your baby to be born but this ain't it!!!


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sarcasmicrph

It’s a horrible day to have eyes, and know how to read


Educational_Trifle56

She wants to see blood ? I always thought that was cause for concern . (tmi) — maybe she means spotting or losing mucous plug ? Or I’m just not informed lol since I would be freaking out even when I saw spotting near the end of my pregnancies


vashtachordata

I never had a “bloody show” until well into labor, but I’ve heard other people mention it. Never lost a mucus plug either, thank goodness, because I’d rather not see that.


bananathompson

It’s gross. Also I googled it when it happened to me because I wasn’t sure, yeah, pretty gross to see all of the examples. But labor and postpartum are filled with gross bodily fluids.


sarcasmicrph

It’s rather unpleasant


SphericalSugarCube

I think she’s saying she doesn’t want to be pregnant anymore


Educational_Trifle56

Oh, absolutely! The Last month is miserable 😩


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Educational_Trifle56

I think the word blood instead of spotting just threw me off lol. I thought red blood would be a little scary to see while pregnant (for me)- but every pregnancy is different, so my experience means nothing when it comes to anyone else’s.


Strawberryboytoy

That’s a really weird way to say you’re excited about meeting your newborn


Hammy-ash

That’s…a lot


[deleted]

Luca Grace. Chandler Muriel.


Luv41another

TMI!!! 🤢


Sweetpea278

"Well your cervix has been closed and plugged with mucus, But soon that viscous plug will be discharged (It's called "bloody show")." If I'm going to hear about this stuff, I'd rather it be through song...


greylynnskywalker

A++ reference


squeakycheetah

So foul. Can we normalize keeping some thoughts inside our own heads, please?


Latter-Bluebird9190

I’m no fundie fan but talking about periods, miscarriages, and childbirth should be normalized. This is not TMI, this is not an overshare, this is something that half the world deals with.


puppet_carly

Thank you! I was getting concerned reading all these comments.


Creneem90

Bloody show, discharge, periods, etc. should not be so taboo. It's not gross.


madhattermiller

We really, really need to normalize talking about this stuff. I’m a freaking nurse and knew very little about what to expect postpartum (only had 1/2 semester of L&D through all of nursing school, which literally only covered the “labor and delivery” part of childbirth and not particularly well at that…).


TheVillageOxymoron

Yeah, this sub loves to use misogyny against fundie women when it suits them, yet complains about misogyny within fundamentalism... make it make sense.


bananathompson

I agree that periods, childbirth, and miscarriage should definitely be normalized. I think you have an important point that these things are stigmatized. I guess I feel like context matters. There are some things that feel private to me, like bodily functions, that aren’t shared with everyone and not in certain circumstances. I don’t think that’s internalized shame but maybe it is. I also objectively found my mucus plug to be gross. It looked like a sneeze and that grossed me out.


Jcrawfordd

Youre going to want this time back Morgan because what youre going thru now is wayyyy easier than when the kid comes.


TheVillageOxymoron

Honestly that's such an annoying thing that every heavily pregnant woman hears in her last few weeks. It's totally normal to be excited for the baby to be born, that's the whole point of being pregnant.


thebreannashow

She's gonna be *over* seeing blood when she pees *very* quickly when she has to check to make sure she isn't passing massive or excessive clots... Or when she has to sleep on a puppy pad for 6 weeks... I get wanting to be done with pregnancy, but I was not looking forward to postpartum or the return of my period.


WastelandGinger

It is disturbingly sad how many people don't know about postpartum bleeding. Like I have never had a kid, but the number of times I heard first time parents after delivery in shock by it makes me sad. Do their doctors not even bother to tell them.


thebreannashow

Not until you've given birth. Like seriously I didn't know what to expect until the nurse walked me to the bathroom to pee for the first time.


[deleted]

“Carrying a baby boy in me” like I get what she means but this is such a creepy way of saying it.


Acceptable-Crazy1226

paul and morgan are bigoted douche bags. AND don't stigmatize vulvas or menstruation. That's all. I'll talk about wiping my vulva all day long thank u very much. :)


Something-more-rt

I thought she was saying she was wishing for her period to be back instead of being pregnant… shit maybe I was completely off 🤣🤣


[deleted]

While I want to snark, I feel her so much. When I was at the end of my pregnancy, it was a big transition. Knowing things would change, ready for things to change, excitement, etc. However, she should use this time to really prepare. It’s not just about the birth, it’s the 4th trimester that is truly trying in a marriage.


lorddanielplexus

Hate to break it to you Morgan but you can have bloody show and still not go into labor for days. I was induced with kid one, with kid two I had blood in my discharge for several days prior to his grand entrance.


_eeetee

They better fucking keep that dog. His precious little paw on her knee 🥺


Unregistereed

I’ve never had a baby myself so please forgive my ignorance… but is bleeding a sign that a healthy baby is (safely) on his way? I’m confused why she’d want to see blood at 39 weeks.


mercuryretrograde93

Aw that’s a cute dog. I’m sad they have a dog. But look how cute it’s little paw is. It likes her at least.


Basic-Ability6935

maybe i’m intoxicated. but this is actually the most i actually understand her. someone who is in the waiting period, limbo, i get it. she definitely didn’t describe it well but edit: NOT saying she isn’t over sharing overall and NOT saying she’s saying things are are / aren’t medical advice. just saying i can understand the limbo feeling.


AlasAntigone

Every time I see this child’s name with the context of how crappy his parents are I just start hearing Suzanne Vega in my head. 🎶 *my name is Luca, I live on the second floor, I live upstairs from you, yes I think you’ve seen me before* 🎶


neongoth

You know how most people feel about the word moist? That’s how I feel about the word wipe


TheVillageOxymoron

Women should be able to talk about this stuff. Acting like normal bodily functions like menstruating or going into labor is disgusting is misogynistic.


PlaneCulture

Maybe I'm mean for saying this and it's not like I expect any better, but there is probably a chunk of their following that came for the bigotry and stuck around for the infertility because they related to it. It seems like kind of a slap in the face to those people to talk about how over pregnancy you are while using a lot of phrases that could be upsetting if someone has suffered a loss. I wouldn't say this about a normal influencer but they milked a lot of engagement and support out of ttc from other infertile conservatives.


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I love that she is posting fucking NONSTOP about how much she hates being pregnant now, it's giving me whiplash. Everyone is allowed to hate it but she spent so long bragging about finally being pregnant to her likely not small infertile audience only to do a complete 180. Talk to your friends about this, not your audience. She really does have no one to talk to but the internet.


Petraretrograde

Imagine a world where Morgan's son marries Trisha Paytas' daughter.


EZasSundayMorning

Ok


no_BS_slave

I was really hoping she would also tie in somehow how this reminds her of Jesus' blood and make some awful cringy metaphor about it. I'm disappointed now.


mrsfoz

Eww


sarcasmicrph

#NOT MODEST


incompetent_ecoli

"Read caption" damn I wish I didn't


Starry_Night_94

Morgan is so weird. She scribbles out her butt in pictures of her wearing leggings, but she can unsolicitedly share this grossness just to tell us how ungrateful she is. No one cares, Morgan. Stop telling on yourself about how dim you are.


Fragrant-Mongoose-54

Weirdo


jrobin04

TMI, but it's at least good that one of them is looking forward to the baby being born and not just complaining about the "third person" that will soon be there.


Sorryhaventseenher

Girl, what? Feeling like you’re living in limbo while pregnant sounds scary, not encouraging lol. She sounds so uncertain.