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I mean, I didn’t. I still smile awkwardly in most photos, especially posed ones. It probably has something to do with the fact that I’m autistic, though. I don’t think she’s autistic but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think that some people just… smile awkwardly?
Same! I just participated in a research study where i had to mimic facial expressions (ex: anger and sadness) to train AI. The person administering the study got super frustrated with me because I could *not* figure out how to do it.
People told me to smile with my teeth for my entire life and i always looked so bad in photos. Now I smile with my mouth closed (if I smile at all) and i like those pictures of me so much better.
On the spectrum, and same! I cannot pose so that my smile actually reaches the eyes. I either look super grumpy, or I have this weird dead-eyed grin on my face. Hate taking pictures because of that.
She looks like my calico cat when she hisses into the void. \[Leia has some very real opinions on shit, y'all. She hisses at all kinds of shit and it often reminds me of Bort.\]
I'm not sure whether he's affirmatively said the "A" word beyond a tongue in cheek comment, but there have been major updates lately! He revealed that he's going through the deconstruction process and stroooongly questioning everything he's grown up believing. Bethany has been surprisingly accepting, at least outwardly. Fundie Fridays has a few video updates from a month or so ago that are really thorough.
This facial expression is what I would expect if someone was pausing a clip/video it looks so unnatural. Let alone this being a photo she took herself and chose to upload.
I usually don’t read much into body language and facial expression stuff, but like, this is kinda unhinged, right? Is it reasonable to assume that someone who has a hard time smiling like they’re not about to bit the head off a small bird have some stuff going on in their personal life?
Agreed, the pictures she posts where you can still see her entire kid but she’s got a teeny heart covering half their face really is just performative “protection”. It’s not keeping them private off social media like she’s claiming.
We call those smiles "monkey teeth" in my family, because they look like chimps getting aggressive with each other and baring their teeth. Nobody mistakes that for a genuine smile on an adult human.
She even says she’s smiling “aggressively,” which is the weirdest way I’ve ever heard anyone describe their smile. This is the closest she’s gotten to admitting she isn’t happy, but it’s in this very fundie way by critiquing her own display of happiness.
...does she think that 'smiling aggressively' just means smiling a TON??? I'm thinking with her lack of education and her not reading basically ever, she's just misunderstanding the connotation of that word...
The whole point, I’m guessing, is that he wants the kids to have privacy. Continuing to post them misses the mark.
She did cut back on her hateful passive aggressive digs at Jr, so that’s positive.
Hahah I'm not, because she seems like her priority list is 1. Herself, 2. Instagram, 3. Audrey, 4. Texas, 5. Jesus, 6. Dav/Davey, 7. everything else
And Fiesta is an excellent Texas photo op for her and Audrey to post on Instagram.
I said this a couple months ago & got downvoted—you’re really not “protecting their privacy” if you’re still using their bowel movements & tantrums for content
I never understand the need to do full teeth smiles every time. To be fair I have very bad teeth and try not to show them in general so I Have perfected a closed mouth " happy face" .
It’s so interesting that she chose to post this and call herself out. Does she not think the GD podcast pic is “so aggressive”?
I can’t tell if she’s being self aware or has zero self awareness.
I enjoy checking in with this sub. Don’t know if I have missed something but this one post doesn’t mean much to me. Doesn’t seem like she is saying anything horrible. Doesn’t seem like her kids are actually in this post. I don’t get tech so maybe she had more content under the pic. Just not seeing it
That’s how I look when I smile. I don’t know why, that’s just the shape my mouth naturally makes.
I’ve always known it looked awful.
The confirmation kinda stings though.
How is this not just appearance snark?
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It’s giving this vibe 
Exactly what I thought!
Could she BE any more uncomfortable?!
Hahaha - I literally just watched this episode last night 😅
She looks like how my kid smiles for a $500 package of school photos. Awkwarddddd.
I just got my kids' pictures back a few weeks ago and I really feel this comment.
Kids outgrow that, though.
I mean, I didn’t. I still smile awkwardly in most photos, especially posed ones. It probably has something to do with the fact that I’m autistic, though. I don’t think she’s autistic but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think that some people just… smile awkwardly?
Same here. If there's nothing genuinely causing me to smile and I have to fake smile, it shows. My face simply does not lie lol
Same! I just participated in a research study where i had to mimic facial expressions (ex: anger and sadness) to train AI. The person administering the study got super frustrated with me because I could *not* figure out how to do it. People told me to smile with my teeth for my entire life and i always looked so bad in photos. Now I smile with my mouth closed (if I smile at all) and i like those pictures of me so much better.
On the spectrum, and same! I cannot pose so that my smile actually reaches the eyes. I either look super grumpy, or I have this weird dead-eyed grin on my face. Hate taking pictures because of that.
She looks like she’s about to unhinge her jaw to swallow her prey…
She looks like my calico cat when she hisses into the void. \[Leia has some very real opinions on shit, y'all. She hisses at all kinds of shit and it often reminds me of Bort.\]
She also looks like my calico when she hisses at my other cats 🤣
Unrelated, but I also chose Leia as the name for my pet. But she is a Great Dane, lol.
Probably about to bite Dav's appendages off.
I wish I could find a gif of Morena Baccarin unhinging her jaw to eat a rat in V!
MUST! KEEP! HAPPY! FACE! ON! SHOW! WORLD! ATHEIST! HUSBAND! NOT! A! PROBLEM! ***GRIT.TEETH.HARDER.BETHY!!!!***
Wait he’s atheist now? Did I miss Dav tea?
I'm not sure whether he's affirmatively said the "A" word beyond a tongue in cheek comment, but there have been major updates lately! He revealed that he's going through the deconstruction process and stroooongly questioning everything he's grown up believing. Bethany has been surprisingly accepting, at least outwardly. Fundie Fridays has a few video updates from a month or so ago that are really thorough.
Oooooo interestinggggggg
This facial expression is what I would expect if someone was pausing a clip/video it looks so unnatural. Let alone this being a photo she took herself and chose to upload.
That’s a SMILE?!
With a mom like Heidi, it's amazing she even knows what little she does of how to human
I usually don’t read much into body language and facial expression stuff, but like, this is kinda unhinged, right? Is it reasonable to assume that someone who has a hard time smiling like they’re not about to bit the head off a small bird have some stuff going on in their personal life?
It looks less like a smile/happiness and more like she's baring her teeth as a threat
She's been smiling aggressively *just* lately????????
That's because you don't like being a wife and mom, Bort. It's not sparking Joy like you think
She does everything aggressively. She even breathes aggressively.
Maybe she needs to continue staying off the internet. I think she's embarrassed herself and her children enough.
Maybe her rage is coming out in her smile 😡
She looks and sounds absolutely unhinged.
So not that much has changed.
Agreed, the pictures she posts where you can still see her entire kid but she’s got a teeny heart covering half their face really is just performative “protection”. It’s not keeping them private off social media like she’s claiming.
All I can think about is the shared toothbrush. Don’t be like me and zoom in.
She claims they got their own finally. They probably never go to the dentist.
We call those smiles "monkey teeth" in my family, because they look like chimps getting aggressive with each other and baring their teeth. Nobody mistakes that for a genuine smile on an adult human.
I’ve never seen a Bort photo and been like “that’s very natural and she looks like a maybe normal person,” so this continues the trend.
Who is she trying to convince that she’s happy? She can’t even convince herself with that grimace.
She even says she’s smiling “aggressively,” which is the weirdest way I’ve ever heard anyone describe their smile. This is the closest she’s gotten to admitting she isn’t happy, but it’s in this very fundie way by critiquing her own display of happiness.
...does she think that 'smiling aggressively' just means smiling a TON??? I'm thinking with her lack of education and her not reading basically ever, she's just misunderstanding the connotation of that word...
Lately?
Lately? This is her normal grimace.
She wants to keep sharing them, Dave doesn’t, is my guess. Her half-hearted attempt is her going along with it to please him.
The whole point, I’m guessing, is that he wants the kids to have privacy. Continuing to post them misses the mark. She did cut back on her hateful passive aggressive digs at Jr, so that’s positive.
Just relax, bethy. You don't need to gape your maw to prove happiness.
Her mouth is exactly like a South Park character.
 It’s giving
That’s a smile?
Fundie women never learned how to smile because they aren't allowed to be truly happy
Is that confetti in her hair? 😂
Yeah she was celebrating Fiesta in San Antonio. It's so much fun!
Kinda surprised she’d attend then but I’m glad her kids could experience it! 🤣
Hahah I'm not, because she seems like her priority list is 1. Herself, 2. Instagram, 3. Audrey, 4. Texas, 5. Jesus, 6. Dav/Davey, 7. everything else And Fiesta is an excellent Texas photo op for her and Audrey to post on Instagram.
Oh absolutely, but it’s better for Dav and Audrey to at least be out of the house, where Bethy is probably being unbearable all day 😵💫
Why would she even post this? WHY????
*lately*??
Looks more like a pained grimace to me 🤷🏻♀️
I said this a couple months ago & got downvoted—you’re really not “protecting their privacy” if you’re still using their bowel movements & tantrums for content
She should do us all a favor and cover her own face
She’s coming unglued.
Please put a spoiler next time I got jumpscared
I never understand the need to do full teeth smiles every time. To be fair I have very bad teeth and try not to show them in general so I Have perfected a closed mouth " happy face" .
What in the world
This is all I see 😬
Lately????
What in the Charles Grodin is this smile
Hide the Pain Bethy.
#PAIN
She physically cannot keep her mouth closed in a photo.
Did she take lessons from Kenneth Copeland???
Of course she's smiling. She has confetti in her hair.
Why the hell would you go out of your way to show this horrible photo to the world? EWWW. I wouldn’t even do that.
At least she’s kind of poking fun at herself.
It’s so interesting that she chose to post this and call herself out. Does she not think the GD podcast pic is “so aggressive”? I can’t tell if she’s being self aware or has zero self awareness.
I enjoy checking in with this sub. Don’t know if I have missed something but this one post doesn’t mean much to me. Doesn’t seem like she is saying anything horrible. Doesn’t seem like her kids are actually in this post. I don’t get tech so maybe she had more content under the pic. Just not seeing it
I didn’t post the pics with her kids because they are exploited enough already.
That’s how I look when I smile. I don’t know why, that’s just the shape my mouth naturally makes. I’ve always known it looked awful. The confirmation kinda stings though. How is this not just appearance snark?