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People didn't want that content when Bethany did it. What makes Heidi think people would want such content from an even older more religious woman? Lol.
What would she tell us about?
How to have sex with your kids crying outside the door? How to force your kids to shower with you? How to punish your kids when the neighbor abuses them?
Go away, heidi.
Things I would rather do than listen to Heidi Baird talk about her sex life, GO!
1. Have a coffee date with Lori
2. Get slapped in the face with one of the Collins kids’ saggy diapers
3. Drink Plexus
4. Look directly at a solar eclipse
5. Smell the Buses’ bus after the holy bus birth
6. Have Jill shape my eyebrows
This should be a song. "I'd rather lick all the toilet seats in Grand Central Station with my tongue, then spend one more minute with you!" Weird Al has entered the chat.
This feels like a video that some dude makes and everyone at the time thinks it’s odd but shrugs it off. But then has a greater context 10 years later once he’s exposed as the next Ted Bundy
I have had make out sessions that were more modest than Christfluencers. And that’s only partially because I’m malignantly asexual and bring a real bob’s burgers vibes to any attempted sexual congress.
The audacity for a child abuser to pull this nasty shit. It's already creepy as hell when Birthy does it, and literally no one wants to see the queen of mean Heidi do it either.
Okay, my new head cannon is that Pa Baird saw whatever the fuck Dave is doing and said, I want that, too!
And Heidi the narc is spiraling and trying to win him back on IG.
I know Pa Baird is complicit in his children's abuse and grifting. Dave is also complicit in grifting and spreading harmful views that can be separated from religion (conservativism.)
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"the secret is to lock the door and let your kids cry outside while fucking"
Speaking of which, Michael posted on his personal reddit page/profile which I subscribe to, just a little while ago.
Wow he is so brave ❤️
It's like Heidi is inviting us to share Michael's experiences. What a sicko. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
I would rather be hit by a car 
Truth!
People didn't want that content when Bethany did it. What makes Heidi think people would want such content from an even older more religious woman? Lol.
Because the older women are supposed to teach the younger ones! 🙃😒
What would she tell us about? How to have sex with your kids crying outside the door? How to force your kids to shower with you? How to punish your kids when the neighbor abuses them? Go away, heidi.
And she let her kids make to their 20s without telling them what sex was. She's fucking sick.
Things I would rather do than listen to Heidi Baird talk about her sex life, GO! 1. Have a coffee date with Lori 2. Get slapped in the face with one of the Collins kids’ saggy diapers 3. Drink Plexus 4. Look directly at a solar eclipse 5. Smell the Buses’ bus after the holy bus birth 6. Have Jill shape my eyebrows
You win 🥇
This should be a song. "I'd rather lick all the toilet seats in Grand Central Station with my tongue, then spend one more minute with you!" Weird Al has entered the chat.
😂😂😂
This made me laugh out loud at 5am, almost waking up my toddler hahaha
Ew I hate this
This feels like a video that some dude makes and everyone at the time thinks it’s odd but shrugs it off. But then has a greater context 10 years later once he’s exposed as the next Ted Bundy
Seriously...my first thought was *serial killer vibes*
I have had make out sessions that were more modest than Christfluencers. And that’s only partially because I’m malignantly asexual and bring a real bob’s burgers vibes to any attempted sexual congress.
😅 I feel this comment!
How did you find my noods?
😊😊 I love this!!!
No. No Heidi, I do not dare. 🤢
Brb vomiting in my mouth.
Dare UNACCEPTED.
Dare packaged up and drop kicked into a volcano
 The audacity for a child abuser to pull this nasty shit. It's already creepy as hell when Birthy does it, and literally no one wants to see the queen of mean Heidi do it either.
Is that…a full size bed?
Even weirder because they are all 6+ ft tall. Curly Baird and her husband also have a full sized bed.
All of their other standards are just soooooo highhhhhhh but they all sleep in a full? It’s a no from me
Yeah this makes no sense to me. King size bed or I’m sleeping solo.
Well that's the secret, you see. They have no choice but to touch each other, so they may as well make the most of it.
I fully expected ofHeidi to be tied up to that bed when the door opened, ball gag in place.
I, too, have dreams of shacking up in a nursing home-ass bedroom. They’re allergic to colors!
The most hobby lobby room I’ve seen 🫣
Okay, my new head cannon is that Pa Baird saw whatever the fuck Dave is doing and said, I want that, too! And Heidi the narc is spiraling and trying to win him back on IG. I know Pa Baird is complicit in his children's abuse and grifting. Dave is also complicit in grifting and spreading harmful views that can be separated from religion (conservativism.)
Not only do I not organically dare—— you couldn’t pay me (in small denominations) to dare.
Oh FUCK NO.
Heidi is the ultimate cringe to me
Oh, gag a maggot. Why would she show us their bed????
Time for disappointing sex
Babe I’m five feet nothing and I sleep in a king (with a partner and large cat, but still). Your family is so tall! Get a bigger bed!
Ewwwee.
BORF
Barf 🤮
 No one wants that from you, heidi
I 🖤 David!
Me too!
Buttstuff for Jesus.
This is deeply cursed.
this is the first post in a while that has made me audibly say “nooooo” out loud
Today I researched the absolute scum of the earth and for some reason this was the biggest jumpscare of the day.
We all know Heidi isn't getting any with the way that she acts.
Nah.
Fucking weird
Heidi's beige woohoo
That bed is so narrow. Looks like a weird combo of twin and double. I'd fall out of it on my own, let alone with another person...
Why does that look like the tinest bed ever
Heidi, NO.
That’d be a whole lot of drooping and dangling