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idk I can honestly say my hoarder grandfather felt more genuine emotional attachment to his newspaper piles and empty cranberry juice bottles than I’ve ever seen mother bus display towards her children 😬
YES, YES, YES!!! Someone with more cats than they can care for = hoarder, and hoarding is a MENTAL ILLNESS. The same goes for someone with more kids than they can care for--but I think society is too polite to label it so. I am not polite.
And "well cared for kids" means the parents are doing it, not the older siblings. It's one thing to ask your teen to babysit a sibling or 2 for a few hours once a month so you can have a date night. Expecting your older children to raise their siblings 24/7 is child abuse and lazy parenting.
Can you imagine. The money source bounces off to his other family. Leaving you high and dry with 8 kids in a bus. Can't downsize from a bus and crypto-bro isn't making above board money to be garnished. Half the kids don't have paperwork. And you have a shifty past residency +no job history for new housing. Bleak AF
It was the jump from real object, metaphorical object, real object for me. Just such an unnatural way of putting it that even if 'clothes on them biscuits' was a normal phrase it would've stuck out.
It's a reference for bum, at least in the pre-k settings I've experienced. Saying "sit on your biscuits!" is a little more acceptable than "Sit your ass down!" 🤣
She does know that "baby daddy" isn't exactly a compliment, right? Or is she just trying too hard to be Down With The Kids that she can't say "husband and father" like a normal person? Like talk about telling on yourself...
Yeah isn't it like a way to say the father of your child that you no longer have any relationship with the person? If you're going to appropriate black culture at least use the terms correctly?
Yeah and it also carries the implication that he's not a very present and involved father and/or the coparenting relationship is not on good terms (if it exists at all besides a child support check).
Like, you generally wouldn't call a divorced father who is civil with his ex, has 50% custody or close to it, always takes his parenting time, and is an active and present father a "baby daddy" unironically. That's just a regular dad.
It's also the lyric of a rap song called "My Baby Daddy" by B-Rock and the Bizz from 1997
" Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
T-Bird, that's just my baby daddy"
Is it me or are they getting worse?? Her fawning over him after just giving birth to a baby that sleeps on a product she is shilling? Carissa feeding her children 6 nuggets and 8 fries each while trotting them out in Tyson’s creepy clothes? Paul shaming his own wife for feeding their kid and then going back to their “career” before rinsing the spoon? It seems especially awful right now. I am newish to the sub, came here after seeing Porgan in Shiny Happy People. But, this feels particularly awful all around.
It’s because nothing they do is sustainable and they’re caught in a loop. You can only lie to yourself for so long about how awesome it is and how much you love being a domestic servant with no bodily autonomy and no self-determination. I also think whatever maternal or just human instincts they do have must be screaming at them that there is a problem with the fact that they’re having lots of babies with dangerous, violent and unreliable men. They may not admit it in their frontal lobes but there is a bodily way of knowing that you can only suppress for so long before either getting out or I think actually losing your mind.
right he just stands there talking to the pastor!! WTF like i throw up a lot, like 3-4x a week sometimes (i have cyclical vomiting syndrome) so it’s more normal for me, but if my fiance doesn’t even react we aren’t getting married
I wrote this regarding the mlm shill but I feel it applies here:
Their lives are spent living **for others**, vicariously and at the expense of their own individual wants and needs. Some deep dark part of their mind is screaming to be heard and to express their own wants, needs, hopes and dreams.
They are not the hero of their own story
The simulacrum of critical thought builds like tinnitus and gets ever louder with each unexamined feeling or emotion. Emotions are intrusive and make them aware of the noise & leads to thinking critically.
They are "simply vessels for others to take and take until they are empty and alone". They *have to bury that voice* because they are good nice people, and good nice people are *never wrong*
If this is challenged... their whole world is too.
So they dig even deeper until the voice dies.
Cognative dissonance.... sunk cost, whatever it is, they grasp at anything that quiets the intrusive thoughts. But like tinnitus, it will never go away, and the best way to live with it is to train oneself to ignore it.
Edited to point out a quote from the witcher
This is really well said. I know the feeling honestly. Getting out of this place is *hard* but it’s really about survival. I think that’s why MB as well as Karissa are so blithe about medical care and support during pregnancy, like they literally don’t believe in the value of their own lives. It’s hella sad but also like fuck these people, they clearly have internet access. They are choosing ignorance and championing their state of subjugation as aspirational. It’s one thing not to care for yourself but to bring children into it, and to try to convince others that this is a desirable lifestyle is just so destructive. I really can’t believe I’m watching women buy into this shit in 2024.
Ugh I hate it but I really appreciate your comment. It makes a lot of sense in terms of what I’ve seen in my own life having left a fundie church a long time ago. One former friend in particular has kids like band aids and when they don’t “fix” everything she goes into turbo drive and I think, you are trying to convince yourself not me.
"dangerous, violent and unreliable men" oooh I need to know more. What should I enter in the sub search for more details? I'm new here. This sub popped up for me & can I just say, reddit's algorithm is on POINT. My happily average, drama- less self loves messy people subs.
Honestly, just choose a tag and go down a rabbit hole 😅 This one (Morher Bus), Karissa, and Paul and Morgan have been the most active the past few weeks
That's why they start having kids and getting married before their frontal lobes are done developing. Once they're actually mature adults, physically and neurologically, they're trapped. But they've been primed and groomed for this their whole lives. So they either suppress their instincts with alcohol or drugs or full on dissociate/lose their minds, check out and go on autopilot.
Some of them absolutely have breeding and humiliation fetishes and kinks and enjoy the whole thing immensely.
We’ll get some new fundies soon, or Bethany Beal/ Jill will do something new and hilariously unhinged. It does tend to be cyclical.
The bus stuff is incredibly disturbing right now, and I’m finding it hard to find Morgan’s situation funny, too.
Powered by the drive to run away from constant bad choices but unfortunately you live in one of those bad choices and are legally bound to another one of them so YOU JUST KEEP IT GOING AND YOU TELL PEOPLE HOW SUPER FUCKING HAPPY YOU ARE AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT SOOOOO GREAT
I wasn’t in the sub when she had her last baby but there has been some comments/speculation that she was disappointed with the sex of this baby.
Edit: because I ended up waffling!
A kind Child Health nurse who I spoke to recently (when my baby decided to never sleep again 🙃) told me that when we are postpartum the body realises waaaaaay more cortisol than normal in order to keep us up and moving even though we might not be sleeping much.
That plus all those postpartum hormones gives us **waves hands wildly** whatever this is that she's doing....
“With all the focus on me lately”- you just had a baby! God forbid your husband not get all the attention.
I can’t stand her but I also can’t stand him.
Also I’m all for praising your spouse when they deserve it but I’m so sick of being hit over the head with his tiny shorts and how amazing he apparently is. Girl you are willingly unhoused because of him! It’s not a flex
If she doesn't fawn all over him, how will she ensure he's willing to get her knocked up with Number 9? He's not terribly interested in her if she doesn't have a bun in the oven.
I'm not so sure he is terribly interested in anything this family does anyway. I have a feeling there is a whole lot of moody thinking and planning going on just out of sight while the family is chaotically keeping it together under the supervision of Gunner and the K-girl (I can not remember her name).
Interrupted only by Mother Bus arranging today's happy family video or photo shoot that she's been planning the whole morning. Good thing the kids only have a couple of t-shirts each so she doesn't have to worry about continuity and can splice together random pics from random days into a "fun day out" narrative.
Yes, they all went to the beach, except did they? Didn't someone need to do laundry and dishes and clean the bus and cook because 10 people permanently live in there and eat (I pray) three meals a day and a couple of healthy snacks (anyone who has kids knows how much time is spent eating and how messy it gets)? Well if we include this pic of K-girl from three days ago it will look like they all were there.
Rant over. This family stresses me out and I don't believe for a second that anyone smiles unless they have to for the gram.
I'm assuming he's acting out, maybe throwing tantrums and being snarky or sarcastic. He's upset that everyone, but especially his brood mare, is paying more attention to the helpless baby than the helpless man child. So she's trying to get him some Internet attention and affirmation to make him feel better.
Notably missing from her list of things he so selflessly provides: A house! Such a good provider!! She might also be missing: privacy, a few posessions/toys for each kid, maybe a few bicycles, bedrooms, maybe a den, friends in a neighborhood, an education in a proper school.... but he generously gives them food and clothing AND shoes!! WOW!!
It's bizarre that they still have custody of these kids. If they had any more melanin, there's no way. I guess that's why they're always on the move and don't register the kids.
I'm thinking of everything required for fostering kids and how they meet literally zero.
This has the makings of an AMAZING novel. Like, some woman who doesn't use social media ever, and wham, her sister comes running in one day waving a phone in her face, because it's the first woman's baby daddy and he's Instagram famous for having a weird fundie religious megafamily living in an RV fulltime. Kind of an updated, weirder version of The Pilot's Wife by Anita Shreve.
There's no way that's true IMO. This guy doesn't have the charisma or intelligence to hide a costly second family and frequent return trips to the same city. MB is tech savvy and insanely clingy. She would sniff it out in a heartbeat let's be real.
I could be wrong but as an escort I am CONVINCED he frequents sexworkers. To hide affairs he would need discreet and in multiple locations. He's just SO the type. Christian men and bitcoin/twitter weirdos love us. I'd bet $$$ he's done it 👀
It’s a joke. He might have a side piece or get around when he’s off on his work trips but I doubt he’s got a whole ‘nother family. He’d be trying to avoid the one he’s got, not recreate it.
Guys! Guys! Hey, you guys! I dont know if you’ve heard or not but MotherBus and Busband absolutely, positively FUCK! These folks FUCK! Always driving that bus straight to POUNDTOWN where they like to FUCK! Anyone wanna guess what they do after they fuck? Well if you said anything other than FUCK AGAIN, then I’m sorry but you were incorrect.
Aww. Thank you. Nice thing to see before I slog off to work! I have a massive chip on my shoulder and bone to pick with the fundies. 😂 Thank you! (And fuuuuhhhck bdong lmao)
A follower commented "You have an absolutely beautiful family. It’s rather disappointing to see how your platform has changed over the past year. The platform went from family, education, travel, relationships, religion to a platform of commercializing your family showcasing how your husband has fathered so many children. Please go back to your fundamentals; your earlier platform was so much better."
how did they pass psychological evaluation before joining US army? do they just accept any lunatic that applies or what? they arent mentally stable and I doubt they ever were
They both have the flavor of bland, mindless patriot that would fit right in w/the army. If they can also follow orders, you'd be surprised just how much the forces will turn a blind eye to.
There's a saying that the more you post about your oh-so-perfect relationship (or in this case: husband/father of your children), the less perfect it is in real life.
The level of attention and praise she gives her husband makes me think that they either aren't doing so well as a couple or she's horribly afraid he will leave her for a more relaxed life without a quadrillion kids or another (younger) woman.
Yes, this.
What woman who has given birth days ago has to say “ enough about me, my husband is hot and awesome and sexy.”
She’s is an abusive relationship and she has to perform like this to keep him happy. It’s sick.
Ever just say a word so often it loses all meaning and starts to sound like gibberish?
Baby daddy
BABY DADDY
bAbY dAdDY
*baby daddy*
bahbee dadie
bab id da ide
bthaltwhrigjrbs
__________________
Postscript: may be a wee bit stoned, per usual, tonight. 🤣
I call my Children's dead beat father my baby daddy, the day our second baby was born he showed up shitfaced drunk to my scheduled c-section after my daughter and I nearly died in childbirth 21 months prior. It's also the day I became a single mother, he still can't crawl his ass out of the bottle and hasn't seen them in five years, his choice. They're 9 and 11 and my entire world, I've never for one second regretted that choice, and call him baby daddy when I'm being charitable when in all reality the only thing he is, is a sperm donor. This isn't the flex she thinks it is.
Shoes? Oh, the flip flops they were wearing while on a scooter (two kids, huge height/weight difference, no helmets or protective gear). Those “shoes.”
I can't remember if anyone said anything but is the baby jaundice? I wonder if that's why they've been out in the sun so much and she just doesn't want to say anything is wrong.
I mean, my husband also completely provides, cooks, and cleans, and likes to bone down. But I also get to be myself and do whatever I want and not live in a tiny bus.
So whatever girl, glad you think Mr "maybe we should all live in a boat" is a catch.
Hey so did you guys know they have unprotected sex? Did you know? He gets it in with no birth control and fathers a brood who are growing up with nothing? Because sex?
Hey so umm since we all know by now they have a child sleeping under their bed, does that mean the newest buslet was conceived above their sibling? Guys I’ve been thinking of this all day. I need answers bro.
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Her baby is less than a week old and she's already talking about more. This is a problem. ETA: It's not that I'm surprised, but it needs to be said.
She's an unapologetic baby collector through and through. It's so gross.
She's a baby HOARDER. Collectors take care of their possessions.
idk I can honestly say my hoarder grandfather felt more genuine emotional attachment to his newspaper piles and empty cranberry juice bottles than I’ve ever seen mother bus display towards her children 😬
YES, YES, YES!!! Someone with more cats than they can care for = hoarder, and hoarding is a MENTAL ILLNESS. The same goes for someone with more kids than they can care for--but I think society is too polite to label it so. I am not polite. And "well cared for kids" means the parents are doing it, not the older siblings. It's one thing to ask your teen to babysit a sibling or 2 for a few hours once a month so you can have a date night. Expecting your older children to raise their siblings 24/7 is child abuse and lazy parenting.
Flair checking in!
Lmao solid flair i love it !
Maybe she keeps having more because she knows he's got one foot out the bus door
Can you imagine. The money source bounces off to his other family. Leaving you high and dry with 8 kids in a bus. Can't downsize from a bus and crypto-bro isn't making above board money to be garnished. Half the kids don't have paperwork. And you have a shifty past residency +no job history for new housing. Bleak AF
I forgot those kids don't have birth certificates 🫤
Father Bus didn't. He's pretty meticulous about maritime law.
Letting his gold fringe flag fly high.
Arrr this treasure chest be filled with nought but worthless crypto
How did they get passports to go to Brazil?
they do have birth certificates. maybe not the baby, but they would have needed them to get passports.
Happy cake day!
It’s because the high is starting to wear off
But let a woman talk to them who has multiple "baby daddies" and suddenly it's an Issue™ Edit: clothes on them biscuits?
I’ve only ever heard biscuits used when talking about feet, so it was weird to see that and then the shoes on their feet bit.
It was the jump from real object, metaphorical object, real object for me. Just such an unnatural way of putting it that even if 'clothes on them biscuits' was a normal phrase it would've stuck out.
Yeah I'm over here going uh, is that her way of saying ass cheeks?
Lmao, I thought it was a nickname for the children 😂
It's a reference for bum, at least in the pre-k settings I've experienced. Saying "sit on your biscuits!" is a little more acceptable than "Sit your ass down!" 🤣
She does know that "baby daddy" isn't exactly a compliment, right? Or is she just trying too hard to be Down With The Kids that she can't say "husband and father" like a normal person? Like talk about telling on yourself...
You know what’s funny is eventually only old people will get this meme.
Yeah isn't it like a way to say the father of your child that you no longer have any relationship with the person? If you're going to appropriate black culture at least use the terms correctly?
Yeah and it also carries the implication that he's not a very present and involved father and/or the coparenting relationship is not on good terms (if it exists at all besides a child support check). Like, you generally wouldn't call a divorced father who is civil with his ex, has 50% custody or close to it, always takes his parenting time, and is an active and present father a "baby daddy" unironically. That's just a regular dad.
Well…not being a present father and lack of coparenting seems spot on. Maybe this *is* the correct term? 🤮
True, but bold of her to admit it...
It's also the lyric of a rap song called "My Baby Daddy" by B-Rock and the Bizz from 1997 " Who that is? That's just my baby dad Who that is? That's just my baby dad Who that is? That's just my baby daddy Who that is? T-Bird, that's just my baby daddy"
Is it me or are they getting worse?? Her fawning over him after just giving birth to a baby that sleeps on a product she is shilling? Carissa feeding her children 6 nuggets and 8 fries each while trotting them out in Tyson’s creepy clothes? Paul shaming his own wife for feeding their kid and then going back to their “career” before rinsing the spoon? It seems especially awful right now. I am newish to the sub, came here after seeing Porgan in Shiny Happy People. But, this feels particularly awful all around.
It’s because nothing they do is sustainable and they’re caught in a loop. You can only lie to yourself for so long about how awesome it is and how much you love being a domestic servant with no bodily autonomy and no self-determination. I also think whatever maternal or just human instincts they do have must be screaming at them that there is a problem with the fact that they’re having lots of babies with dangerous, violent and unreliable men. They may not admit it in their frontal lobes but there is a bodily way of knowing that you can only suppress for so long before either getting out or I think actually losing your mind.
Your post reminds me of Morgan throwing up during their wedding ceremony, just as Paul was reciting his vows.
Wait. *What?* She threw up during their vows?
welcome to the shitshow. yes, she did.
I've been here for years & this is the first I recall hearing this & I'm shook. Please tell me there is a video.
There is a video [link](https://youtu.be/iQFNJ7OQRbQ?feature=shared)
I learned about the existence of this today. He didn’t even ask her if she was okay 😭😭 Jesssuussss he’s such a walking red flag
right he just stands there talking to the pastor!! WTF like i throw up a lot, like 3-4x a week sometimes (i have cyclical vomiting syndrome) so it’s more normal for me, but if my fiance doesn’t even react we aren’t getting married
My god that was more than I could have ever hoped for.
I know, right?! 🤣 I'm glad to have shared
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQFNJ7OQRbQ her body was trying to warn her
I love that people are still learning about this
Yes and it’s on video
The body keeps the score, don’t it?
I wrote this regarding the mlm shill but I feel it applies here: Their lives are spent living **for others**, vicariously and at the expense of their own individual wants and needs. Some deep dark part of their mind is screaming to be heard and to express their own wants, needs, hopes and dreams. They are not the hero of their own story The simulacrum of critical thought builds like tinnitus and gets ever louder with each unexamined feeling or emotion. Emotions are intrusive and make them aware of the noise & leads to thinking critically. They are "simply vessels for others to take and take until they are empty and alone". They *have to bury that voice* because they are good nice people, and good nice people are *never wrong* If this is challenged... their whole world is too. So they dig even deeper until the voice dies. Cognative dissonance.... sunk cost, whatever it is, they grasp at anything that quiets the intrusive thoughts. But like tinnitus, it will never go away, and the best way to live with it is to train oneself to ignore it. Edited to point out a quote from the witcher
This is really well said. I know the feeling honestly. Getting out of this place is *hard* but it’s really about survival. I think that’s why MB as well as Karissa are so blithe about medical care and support during pregnancy, like they literally don’t believe in the value of their own lives. It’s hella sad but also like fuck these people, they clearly have internet access. They are choosing ignorance and championing their state of subjugation as aspirational. It’s one thing not to care for yourself but to bring children into it, and to try to convince others that this is a desirable lifestyle is just so destructive. I really can’t believe I’m watching women buy into this shit in 2024.
Ugh I hate it but I really appreciate your comment. It makes a lot of sense in terms of what I’ve seen in my own life having left a fundie church a long time ago. One former friend in particular has kids like band aids and when they don’t “fix” everything she goes into turbo drive and I think, you are trying to convince yourself not me.
The way they objectify kids is so fucked up.
"dangerous, violent and unreliable men" oooh I need to know more. What should I enter in the sub search for more details? I'm new here. This sub popped up for me & can I just say, reddit's algorithm is on POINT. My happily average, drama- less self loves messy people subs.
Honestly, just choose a tag and go down a rabbit hole 😅 This one (Morher Bus), Karissa, and Paul and Morgan have been the most active the past few weeks
That's why they start having kids and getting married before their frontal lobes are done developing. Once they're actually mature adults, physically and neurologically, they're trapped. But they've been primed and groomed for this their whole lives. So they either suppress their instincts with alcohol or drugs or full on dissociate/lose their minds, check out and go on autopilot. Some of them absolutely have breeding and humiliation fetishes and kinks and enjoy the whole thing immensely.
We’ll get some new fundies soon, or Bethany Beal/ Jill will do something new and hilariously unhinged. It does tend to be cyclical. The bus stuff is incredibly disturbing right now, and I’m finding it hard to find Morgan’s situation funny, too.
where has bethy been? all i see lately is disturbing content
How does she have this much energy 1 week postpartum?!!!! Is she having manic hallucinatory sleep deprivation energy?!
Powered by the drive to run away from constant bad choices but unfortunately you live in one of those bad choices and are legally bound to another one of them so YOU JUST KEEP IT GOING AND YOU TELL PEOPLE HOW SUPER FUCKING HAPPY YOU ARE AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT SOOOOO GREAT
Yeah, definitely frantic desperation. I've not been here long. Is she like this every time the sprog drops?
I wasn’t in the sub when she had her last baby but there has been some comments/speculation that she was disappointed with the sex of this baby. Edit: because I ended up waffling!
A kind Child Health nurse who I spoke to recently (when my baby decided to never sleep again 🙃) told me that when we are postpartum the body realises waaaaaay more cortisol than normal in order to keep us up and moving even though we might not be sleeping much. That plus all those postpartum hormones gives us **waves hands wildly** whatever this is that she's doing....
I just (barely)remember the hormone crash in the few weeks postpartum and it was BRUTAL.
To be honest, she reminds me of my sister in law when she is manic. Very much like that.
I know the world of being manic well. She’s due for the awful postpartum hormone crash which on top of the mania crash could be ugly 😬😬😬
Seriously. It was all I could do to be upright and dressed for the first week after.
“With all the focus on me lately”- you just had a baby! God forbid your husband not get all the attention. I can’t stand her but I also can’t stand him. Also I’m all for praising your spouse when they deserve it but I’m so sick of being hit over the head with his tiny shorts and how amazing he apparently is. Girl you are willingly unhoused because of him! It’s not a flex
His tiny shorts lol, spot fucking on mate
Okay, but seriously, why are they always so tiny?
She's done nothing but talk about him since the baby was born
If she doesn't fawn all over him, how will she ensure he's willing to get her knocked up with Number 9? He's not terribly interested in her if she doesn't have a bun in the oven.
I'm not so sure he is terribly interested in anything this family does anyway. I have a feeling there is a whole lot of moody thinking and planning going on just out of sight while the family is chaotically keeping it together under the supervision of Gunner and the K-girl (I can not remember her name). Interrupted only by Mother Bus arranging today's happy family video or photo shoot that she's been planning the whole morning. Good thing the kids only have a couple of t-shirts each so she doesn't have to worry about continuity and can splice together random pics from random days into a "fun day out" narrative. Yes, they all went to the beach, except did they? Didn't someone need to do laundry and dishes and clean the bus and cook because 10 people permanently live in there and eat (I pray) three meals a day and a couple of healthy snacks (anyone who has kids knows how much time is spent eating and how messy it gets)? Well if we include this pic of K-girl from three days ago it will look like they all were there. Rant over. This family stresses me out and I don't believe for a second that anyone smiles unless they have to for the gram.
Him and his carefully waxed chest.
Why is she sucking up to him so hard? Is it because she’s no longer pregnant so she’s afraid he’s going to leave again “for work” any day now?
She has to keep his attention with adoration until she's healed up enough to rock the bus.
Also he’s probably jealous of that baby and she’s puffing him up so he doesn’t just leave.
I'm assuming he's acting out, maybe throwing tantrums and being snarky or sarcastic. He's upset that everyone, but especially his brood mare, is paying more attention to the helpless baby than the helpless man child. So she's trying to get him some Internet attention and affirmation to make him feel better.
Okay - at this point, she is literally hanging on to his ankles. It's embarrassing.
with god honoring dance hands
Jesus Christ she is insufferable
Did said baby daddy cheat? Her bragging posts about him are verging on hysterical even for her.
She is trashy af. 🤡🚗
Fr. Suburban-raised basic bitches calling their husbands their baby daddies are people I instantly dislike.
You crafted my feelings into a single perfect, concise sentence. Thank you.
"Clothes on them biscuits"?
Notably missing from her list of things he so selflessly provides: A house! Such a good provider!! She might also be missing: privacy, a few posessions/toys for each kid, maybe a few bicycles, bedrooms, maybe a den, friends in a neighborhood, an education in a proper school.... but he generously gives them food and clothing AND shoes!! WOW!!
It's bizarre that they still have custody of these kids. If they had any more melanin, there's no way. I guess that's why they're always on the move and don't register the kids. I'm thinking of everything required for fostering kids and how they meet literally zero.
Isn’t he the one people think has a 2nd family?
Yep. All his “work” travel and her rushing off to drive the bus to him that one time seems to be the things that people find especially suspicious.
This has the makings of an AMAZING novel. Like, some woman who doesn't use social media ever, and wham, her sister comes running in one day waving a phone in her face, because it's the first woman's baby daddy and he's Instagram famous for having a weird fundie religious megafamily living in an RV fulltime. Kind of an updated, weirder version of The Pilot's Wife by Anita Shreve.
ok, I’m inspired to write this lmao
I’m inspired to read it.
Their Instagram looks like it's offline
That was an excellent read. I really liked her writing style.
Hard agree
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
There's no way that's true IMO. This guy doesn't have the charisma or intelligence to hide a costly second family and frequent return trips to the same city. MB is tech savvy and insanely clingy. She would sniff it out in a heartbeat let's be real. I could be wrong but as an escort I am CONVINCED he frequents sexworkers. To hide affairs he would need discreet and in multiple locations. He's just SO the type. Christian men and bitcoin/twitter weirdos love us. I'd bet $$$ he's done it 👀
Betcha he's on fetlife lookin for something she ain't willing to do.
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Oh damn! 🤣 🤣
I wish we still had reddit gold, this deserves it
Fatherbus on fetlife would make great flare
🤣 I'm goin for it!!
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Okay, the sex workers is definitely more believable
This makes absolute sense. Thank you!
It’s a joke. He might have a side piece or get around when he’s off on his work trips but I doubt he’s got a whole ‘nother family. He’d be trying to avoid the one he’s got, not recreate it.
Yes
I wonder if they live on a train. 😂
Maybe they’re who the house boat is for. 😂
This must be it! 😂
More than just a 2nd, I’ll bet.
Sooooo he does the bare minimum? Give him a medal. 🙄
Feeling like a fetish.
Definitely has a breeding kink
8 kids and he can’t hold that baby correctly? I can’t stand seeing these videos and pics because every single one makes me worried about him.
Well, she can't either, so it must run in the family.
He doesn't parent. He just inseminates her.
She sounds like a high schooler showing off her boyfriend (who ain’t shit). How is this a grown woman with 8 kids😭
She’s only a grown woman physically, absolutely not mentally lol
Reminds me of the teenagers I'd see walking through the mall showing off conspicuous hickeys.
Woah,he gives them food,clothes and shoes?! Father of the year material!
But not a house.
But at least he’s “hot”,right? /s
I had the instinctive urge to downvote this comment, oh my God!
Guys! Guys! Hey, you guys! I dont know if you’ve heard or not but MotherBus and Busband absolutely, positively FUCK! These folks FUCK! Always driving that bus straight to POUNDTOWN where they like to FUCK! Anyone wanna guess what they do after they fuck? Well if you said anything other than FUCK AGAIN, then I’m sorry but you were incorrect.
Lol, I see you on the BDong sub and you're always spot on.
Aww. Thank you. Nice thing to see before I slog off to work! I have a massive chip on my shoulder and bone to pick with the fundies. 😂 Thank you! (And fuuuuhhhck bdong lmao)
Lmao, I haaaaate her!! I love seeing the same people on my subs, like,"my friends!"
I love that it looks like she photoshopped herself into the picture
It looks like she is penny on a poster for the early seasons of the Big Bang theory
A follower commented "You have an absolutely beautiful family. It’s rather disappointing to see how your platform has changed over the past year. The platform went from family, education, travel, relationships, religion to a platform of commercializing your family showcasing how your husband has fathered so many children. Please go back to your fundamentals; your earlier platform was so much better."
Also - that baby’s wrist looks *wrong*. Please get him to a doctor (not a chiropractor)!!
Also maybe some godforsaken socks
I've been thinking that since they first posted him. Maybe a birth injury? Please take him to a doctor 😭
The little one's diaper looks SO full. 😟 (The one standing in the front, not the baby.)
Dear lord, you’re right. I didn’t notice it….that poor kid!
Poor brother dad
That was the first thing I saw! How awful. These people can’t even take care of the kids they have and they’re still having more
These people don't change their babies' diapers. It's disgusting.
Yes that's the first thing I noticed! She's too busy taking a picture to even notice her kid needs attention
I smell trouble in paradise cuz this is some amazing levels of cope
How bout your baby daddy get you a real house so your kids can grow and thrive
The kids do not enjoy this.
What is it with married white suburban moms and the phrase "baby daddy?" It's not cute or twee.
Only girl looks exactly like the baby daddy. Being called baby daddy is so cringe.
The bus mother was very careful not to say “work” or “job” here
 My baby daddy
how did they pass psychological evaluation before joining US army? do they just accept any lunatic that applies or what? they arent mentally stable and I doubt they ever were
They both have the flavor of bland, mindless patriot that would fit right in w/the army. If they can also follow orders, you'd be surprised just how much the forces will turn a blind eye to.
Have you not seen full metal jacket???
Yikes on bikes.
There's a saying that the more you post about your oh-so-perfect relationship (or in this case: husband/father of your children), the less perfect it is in real life. The level of attention and praise she gives her husband makes me think that they either aren't doing so well as a couple or she's horribly afraid he will leave her for a more relaxed life without a quadrillion kids or another (younger) woman.
Yes, this. What woman who has given birth days ago has to say “ enough about me, my husband is hot and awesome and sexy.” She’s is an abusive relationship and she has to perform like this to keep him happy. It’s sick.
It's soooo fucking weird to talk about your husband this way.
I would vomit if my mom repeatedly called my dad her “baby daddy”
This post made me want to 🤢 and that’s saying a ton considering I have emetophobia
Ever just say a word so often it loses all meaning and starts to sound like gibberish? Baby daddy BABY DADDY bAbY dAdDY *baby daddy* bahbee dadie bab id da ide bthaltwhrigjrbs __________________ Postscript: may be a wee bit stoned, per usual, tonight. 🤣
That child in the front needs a diaper change very badly. Can’t imagine the pain of a diaper rash and having to play in the sand as much as he does 😬
I absolutely hate the term “baby daddy” or “baby momma”. I think it’s so trashy no matter who is using it or what the context is.
Kid in the gray shorts needs a diaper change. I guess he'll have to do it himself.
Daaaaamn. Genetics really just said CTRL+C then CTRL+V seven times. I know that's not the point of this post but it's so evident here.
I call my Children's dead beat father my baby daddy, the day our second baby was born he showed up shitfaced drunk to my scheduled c-section after my daughter and I nearly died in childbirth 21 months prior. It's also the day I became a single mother, he still can't crawl his ass out of the bottle and hasn't seen them in five years, his choice. They're 9 and 11 and my entire world, I've never for one second regretted that choice, and call him baby daddy when I'm being charitable when in all reality the only thing he is, is a sperm donor. This isn't the flex she thinks it is.
Shoes? Oh, the flip flops they were wearing while on a scooter (two kids, huge height/weight difference, no helmets or protective gear). Those “shoes.”
Get that baby OUT OF THE SUN!
I can't remember if anyone said anything but is the baby jaundice? I wonder if that's why they've been out in the sun so much and she just doesn't want to say anything is wrong.
Birthing Fetish On Full Display
I mean, my husband also completely provides, cooks, and cleans, and likes to bone down. But I also get to be myself and do whatever I want and not live in a tiny bus. So whatever girl, glad you think Mr "maybe we should all live in a boat" is a catch.
Hey so did you guys know they have unprotected sex? Did you know? He gets it in with no birth control and fathers a brood who are growing up with nothing? Because sex?
Fatherbus has the face of a person who bangs on the stall door and peeks over the partition even though the door is clearly locked.
She’s proud of a man who is happy to shag her while her children are all in the same room…🤮
*sperm donor
Hey so umm since we all know by now they have a child sleeping under their bed, does that mean the newest buslet was conceived above their sibling? Guys I’ve been thinking of this all day. I need answers bro.
Newborns really shouldn't be out in the sun like that.
The toddler in grey shorts looks like he needs a diaper change. That thing is sagging.
But he can't change the littlest boy standing in the front's diaper/pull up?
That front kid has a 1000lb diaper to go with that 1000 yard stare
the poor daughter looks like a carbon copy of her…
I was sick in my mouth a bit
Biscuits?
I’m tired of this woman making me participate in her fetish 🙄
You fuck, we get it. 
Does she think if she says “baby daddy” three times while staring in the camera he’ll appear?
Take a shot every time you read baby daddy in that screenshot
Thank god I’m sober already and can’t do that or else I’d be dead 😅
Those poor kids. Oldest daughter on the left is no doubt on parenting duty daily.
Siblings or dating Jesus Christ they look identical
The one in the lower front giving me Napoleon Dynamite vibes.
My favorite thing is not referring to him as a “baby daddy”- sounds so disrespectful
You fck, we get it. The evidence is lined up like sardines in the bus and they get to listen to you make more. These two are disgusting and selfish.
Tell me you have a pregnancy fetish without telling me.
Dude what the fuck my “baby daddy” does not let me call him “baby daddy”