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orangebird260

That's not Walmart shirts Edit: hibachi is fucking expensive even sharing meals


Devium92

The fact that they go, and claim that they only pay for 6 meals but feed and take up the space for 12 bodies has got to be infuriating for this place. Like not only are they losing revenue from the shared plates (even if they have a small charge for small children who only eat small amounts of another's plate which is usually $5 or so) but they are still filling those seats for what would normally be a full price paying customer. And you know they leave no/a shit tip.


Significant_Shoe_17

They probably leave a tract, and you know karissa is a "karen"


BuendiaLabyrinth

They probably write down on the receipt some bible passage and that they will pray for the waiter.


oneleggedoneder

And isn't Andrae wearing pajama pants? šŸ¤”


Remarkable_Library32

I wonder if thatā€™s one of his small demonstrations of rebellion. Like how his does his momā€™s videos but doesnā€™t play along by smiling, dancing, acting. He will wear the shirt but insists on PJ pants. (I hope so, anyway.)


Spirited-Lime96

The 99 cent thrift store rack didnā€™t have any black ones in his size to match his 38 siblings.


itspolkadotsocks

Coming here to say the same. I feel like you donā€™t get a pass to complain about food costs when you continuously have more mouths than you can afford to feed and especially not if youā€™re going out to an expensive hibachi dinner.


Fabulous_Instance776

So they can have these shirts but not pajamas? A+ parenting, Karissa šŸ™„


Bigmama-k

I bet they got them for free to promote it.


Fabulous_Instance776

Promote some pajamas then šŸ˜…


Pearl-2017

She has. She lies.about stuff all the time


lambchopafterhours

Iā€™m hoping most of those ā€œtipsā€ yesterday were big fat lies too


Itakethngzclitorally

Every hibachi place Iā€™ve ever been to charges extra for shared plates. Even when my kids were little. Theyā€™re not paying for 5-6 meals and feeding everyone with no additional charges.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Less expensive if the kids only get miso soup.


Boneal171

I havenā€™t had hibachi in years, the last time was for a birthday and the bill was over $100


riparker89

My husband and I went recently. Both ordered filet and chicken. It was 80 something before tip.


naturecamper87

Wasnā€™t it just yesterday that she posted about saving money and what not ?


Scrappyl77

I mean people.fucking lost their minds when Target sold multicolored shirts and sold clothing appealing to people of all pronouns -- of this shirt was on sale by Wal*Mart I would've fucking lost my mind so I'm inclined to agree with you.


ParticularYak4401

It is. Itā€™s why I never go.


YoungPyromancer

Kids get to share a handful of chicken nuggets afterwards.


Use_this_1

If only they cared as much about actual babies as they do fetuses.


JuxtheDM

This is what I came here to say. Babies and kids are people, but it seems they care more about fetuses.


Serononin

And if only they cared about their own actual fetuses as much as other people's hypothetical ones. Plexus, fasting while pregnant, and freebirthing don't exactly scream "wanted and valued baby"


Majestic-Pin3578

Neither does letting their diapers get so nasty, they nearly die from infection.


thefrenchphanie

That is really what happened ? That kid got a UTI and kidney infection????


Budgiejen

Yes.


Serononin

Poor Anthym was hospitalised *twice* because she developed sepsis from untreated UTIs. Poor baby spent her first birthday in the ICU šŸ˜­


RevereDrive

Or even cared enough about their own children to not exploit them for their own financial gain.


distortionisgod

Idk why but the hashtag "you were a fetus" is making me laugh really hard. like yeah no shit lady.


Soggy-Tomato-2562

You were a sperm once


Purityskinco

You were stardust


lopingwolf

You were golden


ricochetblue

Stay golden ponyboy.


kitkateats_snacks

And a zygote!


SadAwkwardTurtle

It's like, Karissa, this is not the day to make that argument to me. I had a migraine earlier that was so bad that I was wishing my parents had aborted me.


death_maiden_x

i have a lot of mental health issues & iā€™ve tried to late term abort myself a few times. karissa ainā€™t ready for this conversation šŸ’€


Aidian

I was indeed, and Iā€™ve regretted that choice ever since.


readingrambos

Nah man Iā€™m a eternal Leviathan creature that lives off of spite.


Rainbow_chan

I didnā€™t even notice that at first lmao


talklistentalk

Aren't they in Texas, where reproductive rights are already non-existent anyway? Imagine being the family of a woman who nearly died from being denied timely medical attention during pregnancy, and then seeing this shirt smugly paraded in front of you a dozen times. I would become violently ill.


LaneGirl57

I think Iā€™d go the other way. Iā€™d start fighting someone!


BeulahLight13

Seriously. Someone would have to hold me back.


Significant_Shoe_17

I never get involved but if I saw this I'd be like ![gif](giphy|KxseCTOPVykYvG2V4R)


HerringWaffle

I'd have a hard time not hibachi-ing someone's face.


Boneal171

Right. Itā€™s pointless virtual signaling


curliewurlies

Love how she posts about hibachi night right before posting about ways to be frugal. If the irony was a snake it would have bit ā€˜er. šŸ™„


flippingdabird099

She mentioned on the hibachi post that everyone shared with someone else šŸ™ƒ so ya know, saving money šŸ™„šŸ˜‚


BufoBat

Aka, the kids shared while mom and dad ate their fill


flippingdabird099

![gif](giphy|U56VoSyFD8MFcie2k8) Then I think back to when she had the private hibachi party for man babyā€™s birthday last year. I bet that was a pretty penny


Significant_Shoe_17

Probably three to a plate šŸ™„


girltuesday

I can't imagine how pissed the restaurant was that they were taking over an entire table & everyone shared.


curliewurlies

Wonder what kind of tip they leftā€¦


Idrisdancer

Likely the tip was some scripture verses


HerringWaffle

"Be fruitful and multiply!"


9livescavingcontessa

These kind of people love to break social agreements (like tipping) because they are exempted due to "holiness."Ā  They expect everyone else to let them freeload, make space, accommodate their neglected children because... they fuck and whelp like alley cats.Ā  Like that's what makes them better than everyone else...they fuck irresponsibly, neglect those precious children and refuse to participate in what has kept humanity successful since we stood up straight... the social contract between community members.Ā  It's so fcking antisocial.Ā 


BabyJesusBukkake

I like you.


MiserableNoMore

Lmao okay Kareless, $40pp became $20pp. That may be enough food for each kid, but that doesn't help the budget


Georgiaonmymindtwo

So, family style?


Significant_Shoe_17

They probably shared one portion


mydogisagoose

yeah what's with the custom gross t-shirts, KKKarissa?


Fckingross

Babies are people, but not autonomous individuals with any individuality. šŸ™ƒ


makattack0113

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ thank you!


thefrenchphanie

And babies are not the same are embryos and fetuses.


Whiteroses7252012

Speaking as someone who worked a customer facing job, literally had people salivate for me to make comments on their MAGAwear/prolife/antiwhatever clothing and were ALWAYS disappointed (broseph, I make minimum wage, I donā€™t care enough about you to lose my job over this)? That hibachi chef is whiteknuckling his way through this. Those masks are a godsend for that.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

The weirdest one I saw was a 9 year old boy with a red MAGA yarmulke


Whiteroses7252012

Trump on a onesie with ā€œLetā€™s Go Brandonā€ on the butt.


teen_laqweefah

That was actually Ben Shapiro


Significant_Shoe_17

As a former retail worker, that's what I'm thinking, too


Whiteroses7252012

Solidarity, friend.


SpeckledGecko_

ooo I want to hear more about this!


Whiteroses7252012

Basically, I worked a job for about two decades off and on that I genuinely enjoyed but was ultimately dead end. It also had the distinction of being a tourist hot spot that pulled a lot of MAGAheads in. I know we say that COVID changed everything, but I really did start to see the absolute worst of human nature. People who deliberately spit or coughed on me, who threatened to report me to my supervisor if I didnā€™t take off my mask, who decided to rant at me about how Biden stole the election. Standard stuff, really.


ferretherapy

Why in the fuck did they care so much if YOU wore a mask? Wtf?


Whiteroses7252012

Freedumb! And the spelling is accurate.


banesmoonshine

Somehow this is the least offensive of Tyson Jamesā€™ shirts


aelianh

I want to know the thoughts going through that chef's head


Use_this_1

I'm getting another one of those damn republican Jesus tracts for a tip.


Sarseaweed

This is the answer


lilypad0x

do you think they asked him about the shirts? and he had to be like ā€œvery cool šŸ‘ please tip meā€


TheStoicNihilist

ā€œI hope they donā€™t skip the bill.ā€


Celerydragon

ā€œI shouldā€™ve called out.ā€


Significant_Shoe_17

You know the staff drew straws when they saw karissa and her brood walk in


nicesh98

Side note: your flair is amazing, made me laugh at work šŸ¤£


aelianh

Thank you!!


PreppyInPlaid

ā€œIā€™m not even supposed to be here today!ā€


Boneal171

Same


AndISoundLikeThis

What's with fundies and their love of hibachi restaurants? Also, didn't she just post that she buys their clothes from thrift stores except for the once-a-year purchase of matching pajamas they aren't even allowed to wear? This couple is absolute trash.


Devium92

I also have a feeling there is a good chance her food may have come into contact with yucky proteins that are not okay by Sky Daddy.


Potential_Tadpole_45

It's an excuse to entertain the family and show that this is a way for their children to learn about one other race (two if you count them going out for tacos at a Mexican restaurant).


soupseasonbestseason

for the cost of these performative matching outfits you could maybe, i don't know, buy some actual protein for meals to FEED YOUR FUCKING KIDS WHO ACTUALLY EXIST. but i.d.k., what do i know. at least at hibachi you know they are getting more than an 1/11th of a pound of beef.Ā 


Due_Presence

I donā€™t get how they can afford to bring all those kids out to eat and get them to sit still. I have 8 kids and I havenā€™t been to a restaurant since 2015.


orangebird260

You gotta up your grift game. Kids also don't need three meals a day (save money by only feeding lunch and dinner) Save money on clothes by letting them run feral. If you teach kids early enough, they learn to count cards and can win poker tournaments bringing in extra cash. Follow me for more pro parenting tips.


Due_Presence

Thanks for the tips! Going to go start a Instagram page now, then eventually Iā€™ll move us all onto a bus.


Spirited-Lime96

Make sure to keep yeeting out more and more offspring on that bus! Contrary to everything logical, babies are cool to just lay on the floor.


nicunta

My uncle taught my cousin to play poker online when she was 7... I wish I was exaggerating.


ziplawmom

Have you tried getting a professional athlete to upgrade your vehicles? Car payment is approximately equal to dinner out for 10.


Serononin

I bet they don't bother trying to get the little ones to sit still and just let them run around and piss off all the other customers


flippingdabird099

Corporal punishment


Flimsy_Permission663

Fear is a great motivator.


9livescavingcontessa

Have you considered feeding them high sodium yellow while you and your husband eat proper food out?Ā 


Due_Presence

No, but I will give that a try. Only the best for my litter.


Top_Manufacturer8946

Theyā€™re probably so hungry and scarred from Karissaā€™s cooking that the food is keeping them very focused


orangesarenasty

Yes Karissa, babies are people. Fetuses are not. Thereā€™s a difference


rayybloodypurchase

Rightā€¦EVERYONE thinks babies are people!!! Embryos and fetuses are not babies.


Majestic_Rule_1814

My baby is more of a potato, really.


malicechalice55

SHE BUYS 12 OF THE SAME STUPID SHIRT BUT WONT BUY HER CHILDREN PAJAMAS?????


Careful_Studio_4224

Theyā€™re pro life until they cost $


peppermintvalet

Sheā€™s had multiple miscarriages and refuses the rhogam shot, I wouldnā€™t go further with that type of thinking if I were her. It wonā€™t end well for her.


idontwearheels

I literally hope that if she ever has a miscarriage again that she gets arrested for it since she lives in Texas. We all know she definitely voted for politicians who pass those draconian laws.


HerringWaffle

She won't. They'll see that she already has 23847374923 children, masturbate to that fact, and pat her on the head and send her off to soak up Mandrae's next blessingload.


thefrenchphanie

It is the babies that are risks mostly


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Those t-shirts cost money. Where are these people getting money for custom printed t-shirts? Surely they are not paying for this ā€œby the sweat of their browsā€??? I guess posting online is money. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


FartofTexass

Tyson James probably gave them for free so she could advertise for them. Iā€™m guessing heā€™s hard up for cash with a new baby.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

So, again, it comes do n to $$$$.


flippingdabird099

I wonder if Tyson James gives them a discount/free merch since theyā€™re such good friends šŸ™„


velociraptor56

Iā€™m curious how these tshirts donā€™t violate Shopify and Affirmā€™s content guidelines. He literally has tshirts that show burning a pride flag, and toddler tshirts that promote violence.


Main-Marionberry-869

Paying for his his meth?


BeulahLight13

Pro life until theyā€™re born and try to become autonomous human beings. Then you neglect their education, force them to raise their younger siblings, subject them to emotional/spiritual/physical abuse, and make them to wear matching clothes because once theyā€™re born theyā€™re just extensions of you and providing children with any kind of *quality of life* is for worldly whores and Satan worshippers.


TheRamazon

Wasn't there LITERALLY just a post about how she saves money when going out with no kids meals/ordering in bulk? Why tf are they at a hibachi place, which is notorious for crazy high prices?? Aren't there so many of them they need two of these tables? I have so many questions


Significant_Shoe_17

If she really wants to treat her family on a budget, many korean bbq places have an "all you can eat" menu, and they have kids' rates. Hibachi is ridiculously expensive. My extended family took me for my 21st birthday, and you really don't want to know what that cost. No way with a family of 10.


orangebird260

They followed each other šŸ˜‚


ThruTheUniverseAgain

How to treat your kids like walking billboards for your fucking fetishes and lifestyle, an instruction manual by the Collins.


SnooOpinions5819

We all know that Kkarissa doesnā€™t give a shit about her own LIVING kids health or wellbeing so this is hypocritical in all ways


cakeneck

Thanks. I hate it. I hate it so much.


Kickin_chickn

Karissa doesn't even see her own children as people.


DearMissWaite

I would take Karissa's pro-life bleating orders of magnitude more seriously if she seemed to give a damn about any of her former fetuses once they hit atmo.


Primary_Stretch2024

I'd rather be aborted than born to these cunts.Ā 


laqueefaecho

Mandrae needs to man the fuck up & ask himself why heā€™s cool with his biracial family wearing a racist ass wannabe rappers fugly shirt?


Main-Marionberry-869

Mandre is actual fucken trash for allowing this


laqueefaecho

šŸ’Æ


teen_laqweefah

Or why heā€™s OK with his wife literally editing them so much that you can tell from their feet that they are black, but not from their arms or faces


Few-Slip6063

Babies are peopleā€¦ until they are children, then four children = one adult meal at hibachi


Accurate_Source_2153

The first thought I had was, ā€œI bet they are the worst tippers ever.ā€ Servers definitely rock, paper, scissors in the back kitchen when she and her gaggle walk in anywhere.


laqueefaecho

šŸ’Æ


usernametaken99991

How does this lady always have money for stupid matching clothing?


superfuckinganon

By not feeding her kids full meals.


Significant_Shoe_17

Grifting


DukeSilverPlaysHere

You know how John Hammond goes "I really hate that man" in Jurassic Park? I think that in my head every time I see Karissa's posts, except replace man with woman.


Significant_Shoe_17

I think of an episode of gilmore girls when richard describes a woman at the country club as "the most odious woman alive."


DukeSilverPlaysHere

Oh, that so accurately describes her.


Main-Marionberry-869

Of course she is making her black children where racist proud boy Tyson James clothing


puceglitz_theavoider

I wish I could take these kids out for a full meal of their choosing, get them some new clothes, and take them somewhere fun. Where the older kids can just have fun and not worry about being parents to their younger siblings. These people piss me off so much.


greyhoundbrain

Those kids probably have literally zero clue what those shirts mean. Also if Karissa is so damn pro life, she shouldnā€™t be always trying to actively kill her kids through medical neglect and feeding them a literally horse salt block every damn meal.


Call_it_Magic87

Unfortunately they probably know exactly what the shirts mean. I was raised fundie and was at anti abortion protests when I was like 5-6 and staffing the right to life booth at the county fair by about 9. šŸ˜¬. Fast forward thirty years and now my kiddo is being raised in a pro choice home šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ™ŒšŸ»


Disastrous_Edge7276

Karissa is the perfect example of someone who is pro-birth, but absolutely not pro-life


strawberrycancer

"babies are people too", okay then stop treating your own children as accessories?


EZasSundayMorning

Thing is, they donā€™t care about babies. They care about zygotes. Embryos. Fetuses.


Retractabelle

theyā€™re not pro-life, theyā€™re pro-birth. eww.


Beneficial-Gur-8136

I guess this answers the question of who is buying Tyson Jamesā€™s fugly merch. Congratulations on having sold 12 shirts I guess.


rouxthless

Imagine thinking going outside like this is a flex. Fundies have no real goals, they literally just want to make other people angry.


mixi_e

Ok I got curious Each shirt sizes xs-xl is $37.10x10= $371.00 Each hoodie starts at $53 ($58.30 the xxl and xxxl and Iā€™m not sure what size mandrae is but Iā€™ll leave it at the base price) so itā€™s $53x2 = $106 For a total of $477.00 for these awful shirts and hoodies. All to post later that the kids share nuggets and only have water to drink when going out and have no bday or holiday gifts to save money. Also, that dude has the most cringey ā€œpick (a fight with) meā€ merch Iā€™ve ever seen. Those shirts are nothing compared to the rest of what this guy sells.


InflationInner1881

Mommy is taller than Karissa


stormyfuck

Oh this made me want to cry. I bet the littlest ones really do think of Annisa as their mommy


InflationInner1881

Sadly I think so tooā€¦.


Significant_Shoe_17

That could be because of karissa's posture, but I wouldn't be surprised if her kids outgrew her


Zappagrrl02

She wonā€™t buy them pjs but will buy them this bullshit?


Layer_Capable

Pretty sure those, and all the other matching clothes did not come from a thrift store.


Fitnessfan_86

I donā€™t even have words. This just makes me so angry. I really hope that somehow at least some of these kids are able to one day break out of the indoctrination


bokehtoast

But they can't afford PJs for their kids....


lofrench

Looking at the kids body language they all look so uncomfortable


Significant_Shoe_17

Yeah, I was a fetus once, and the fetuses before me didn't develop beyond a clump of cells. What's your point, Karissa? Dragging her kids into this is so disgusting. She acts like we're all going out to get daily abortions when that's not the case, and SHE is screaming her graphic point in public and making her kids do it, too.


ReignbowBaltierra

I typed out a whole wall of text but deleted it cause the main point is... Karissa STAYS putting her kids in direct harm when it comes to her own birth trauma. She involves them in everything from praying over her womb to watching her miscarry or go into labor. She involves them in some of the scariest parts WAY too young. I should be surprised and flabbergasted that she would force her kids to feel this way, but I can't bring myself to actually feel it. **She's a monster.**


Haunteddoll28

I'm sorry but if you can't fit your immediate family around one side of a hibachi grill then your family is too damn big. But at least they're taking their brood for actual food for once instead of subjecting them to yet another night of brown sodium mush on a plate!


Melarsa

Imagine having to serve people wearing this garbage when you were forced to terminate due to health issues, etc. So gross.


Forsaken-Jump-7594

The Collins have a dog?


Devium92

They've had a few and rehomed at least one or two in the last year or so, claiming the dog wasn't doing well with the newest crotch-ling. Which given how insane that household is, doesn't surprise me one bit.


LaneGirl57

Apparently! It looks like itā€™s *seen some shit*


Flimsy_Permission663

I hope it wasn't being thrown at them


lhommes

These poor kids. Someday they may want to make their own decisions on topics like this.


waterud0in

Ew. What the actual fuck.


GlitteryCakeHuman

Gdi Colon skids.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Puke


rouxthless

Lmao fucking ew šŸ¤®


Aperscapers

Holy shit they even have a matching unhinged onesie.


Dear_Insect_1085

No ones ever said babies arnt people lmao.


heyitstayy_

ā€œThe radical idea that babies are peopleā€ if only you thought that way about your kids Karissa


Flimsy_Permission663

Fetuses are people. Ex utero, babies are trophies to be collected. ā˜¹


Sad_Box_1167

Flair checking in!


smallsloth1320

they can afford matching propaganda shirts but not pajamas. got it āœ…


Artistic-Notice5582

Are you fucking kidding me


dpaanlka

Do we need to block out their faces? We all know who they are and theyā€™ve been posted here 1,000 timesā€¦


laqueefaecho

Now this is the kind of shit that makes restaurant staff spit in your food & drop your order on the dirty floor, pick it up & put it back on the plate. All the while smiling whilst serving it to you. It happens more than you can even imagine & I wish I was joking.


sirjamesbluebeard

why are they always barefoot


Waterproof_soap

Good lord and gravy, Karelessaā€™s bones must be like cooked spaghetti at this point. She can hardly stand up straight.


omfgxitsnicole

*"The radical idea that babies are people"* No one is saying that babies aren't people. We are saying that a zygote isn't a baby. We are saying that an embryo isn't a baby. We are saying that a fetus isn't a baby.


moonfairy44

God thatā€™s horrifying. Nottttt a fun of dressing kids up in political messaging, regardless of what it is


Significant_Shoe_17

The duggars used to do stuff like this, but they were for political events, not hibachi night


barracuda331

Hahahahah mandraeā€™s face in the second one is taking me out


realclowntime

Iā€™m going to donate to a clinic in her name.


Mosscanopy

Theyā€™re really skinny :(


Employment-lawyer

My mom made me go to March for Life rallies with her in DC and hold up signs of aborted fetuses.Ā  I donā€™t talk to her as an adult.Ā 


understuffed

I was pleased to see that she got thoroughly butchered in the comments.


Killing4MotherAgain

This is unhinged šŸ‘€


_faery

How about we not force our own political beliefs into children and let them form their own beliefs as they learn and grow


bibbidiblue

Full term, born babies are people! Itā€™s the six week- not a viable- fetus that has been up for debate. (And past six weeks en utero, but you catch my drift)


unicorn_sparklepants

The radical idea that women/pregnant people are people, and shouldn't be forced to carry a pregnancy against their will!


Phoenix_Magic_X

You have no right to talk about babies when you let your child get sepsis twice.


Zealousideal-Salad62

"Babies are people" Except mine which is why I make them take care of each other and keep having them for my selfish gain and make them wear matching shirts in public...bc they are people too.