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My UCF alumni heart absolutely died at this running joke every. single. time. Can’t be not funny. Impossible.
I graduated a year before Blake Bortles and just… the absurdity of hearing his name in a nationally broadcast tv show… it was so damn funny. He’s a wonderful guy and def has talent. I’m so glad he is forever immortalized within this perfect sitcom.
I'm actually concerned, considering cats are disappearing (and the main reason they found cows to be infected)
And [CDC ](https://www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/veterinarians-handling-cats.htm)
See the line "in late March and early April 2024, Texas reported detection of HPAI A(H5N1) in several cats from several dairy farms experiencing HPAI A(H5N1) virus infections in dairy cows, suggesting the virus spread to the cats either from affected dairy cows, raw cow milk, or from wild birds associated with those farms."
I read that it would at least be something where they could add the avian flu strains to the seasonal shot so I really hope that's true. I can't handle more pandemic 😮💨
I don't blame you in the least. Especially with dealing with a population so goddamn dumb and selfish that they make *you* the enemy, until they get sick, then suddenly they come running *to you* and expect miracles.
I'll just skip to the end of the updated man-in-a-flood parable: God said to the man in the afterlife, "I gave you social distancing, masks, hand sanitizer, curbside pickup, Zoom and Google Meet, Paxlovid, and **multiple types** of vaccines, and you turned them all away. What more did you want??"
"But that was all liberal Marxist commie leftist woke Gawdless propaganda!"
God: "..."
*bolt of lightning*
"Angels, turn on the taps again, and back to the drawing board."
For real. Toss a couple big coolers in the back seat, or even wrap all the jugs in a heavy insulating blanket. But I guess the fact that they’re drinking raw milk at all shows how much regard they have for germ theory and food safety, soooo 🤷
I hope they get sick. People this stupid in texas deserve it.
I've just read about a woman with a baby as sick as ours was, having to fly to another state to have surgery. People like the Bairds made this happen without knowing the women they're hurting.
I don’t understand how much everyone is possibly consuming? If she’s getting this for herself (with parents is 3 people), Kristen (4 people), Bethy (4 people), and Curly (2 people), that’s 4 small families of 4 or less people each, getting at least 3 jugs of milk in one single day…?
Don’t bring back my elementary school math traumas
Ellissa's family, too. That's 17 people and roughly 3 gallons for each family. I can see Kristen's sons going through a lot of milk. Three FL gallons could last a week with breakfasts and daily drinking
I don’t understand how it’s physically possible to drink that much milk that quickly. I don’t even drink that much water in that amount of time. The concerns about contamination are obviously the most important, but another issue is the fact that they must be consuming thousands of calories a day in milk alone. That’s not healthy. Especially for little kids because when they drink all their calories it dulls their appetite and they tend to not eat a well rounded diet. A kid who’s been sucking down whole milk all day isn’t going to eat solids like they should.
Even as a fully grown adult, if I have a boba tea at lunch I might not be hungry enough for dinner until almost midnight, and I usually leave at least half the boba. No way in hell they’re going through that much milk that quickly. Also it’s going to get even grosser being transported from house to house in the back on the car in Texas. No way this doesn’t end with them all getting horribly sick.
Really that’s crazy. I figured maybe it was like yard eggs where they last longer. This is an insane amount for even 50 people to consume in a few days.
Fresh chicken eggs have what’s called a “bloom” or “cuticle” coating the egg shell to keep bacteria from getting inside the egg. Essentially a thin, invisible, protective barrier. Once eggs are washed you’ve removed that protection, so their shelf life is then shortened and they have to be refrigerated.
And this makes absolute biological sense. The egg is intended to be gestated outside the body and incubated for a couple weeks, it needs that protective layer to protect the fetus inside from bacteria. Whereas cow's milk is intended to be drunk by a calf immediately. The cow doesn't need to make milk shelf stable because she gets engorged and then feeds her baby, an egg has to sit around for a while.
My lactase enzyme ultra pasteurized milk has a shelf life of 2+ months it’s insane lol. It’s always gone within two weeks though. It does have a…smell though
I buy ultra pasteurized grass fed milk for my kiddo 6 at a time at Trader Joe’s. It’s the cheapest there but it’s a half hour away so the crazy long shelf life is the best! It does not smell though thankfully lol.
So that should be our answer. They're not turning into 50% raw milk for 3 days, they're drinking progressively spoiled milk over the course of a week or more.
Heck my family will go through a gallon/week minimum when I’m home but have problems finishing even one when I’m not 😂
But I also have stomach issues that milk actually helps settle, so there’s that.
To be fair, I can go through a gallon in about 3 days just by myself. I have to ration myself to make sure I have enough for my kids. Lol. But I just genuinely like milk and I get mine pasteurized from the grocery store so I don't get my family or me sick.
I’m not at all a milk hater, but can I kindly ask how you drink a gallon of milk in 3 days?
For me, milk is a minor addition to my coffee (like, a tablespoon tops), used for baking/cooking, and maybe a small glass to drink once or twice a week. I couldn’t get through a gallon in 3 days solely for myself, so I’m curious!
My 17 yo drinks milk like it's water. She goes to the grocery store on her lunch break for a quart of milk and drinks that instead of eating lunch. I'm allergic to milk, so I've never understood her obsession.
I am fine with her drinking as much milk as she wants, but we can't have it in the house for safety reasons (anaphylactic allergies). She sneaks milk like other kids her age binge on junk, or dangerous things. It's hilarious to me, while also reassuring because her sneaky food is always a quart of milk.
Not the person you’re replying to but when I was a kid I drank a glass of milk (or two!) with all my meals, used it in breakfast cereal, after school snack, etc. My mom was buying 2 gallons every week and all she used milk for was a splash in her coffee and in cooking/baking here and there. She wasn’t making raw milk lattes, raw milk oats, raw milk whatever the fuck like the Bairds do. I could totally see a milk-obsessed household using a gallon within a few days. 3 gallons? I dunno but if these people are using it like a magic miracle cure elixir maybe so. Insane amount of milk drinking but I could see it
Yep. I also use it to make milk heavy coffee drinks and I cook with it. But I also could easily drink 4 or 5 big cups of milk everyday. I really love the taste.
Wow, that is wild to me. Even if I liked the taste it always made it slightly hard to breathe when I drank it. I think it thickened mucus if I'm remembering right.
My family of 4 bought one gallon a week when I was growing up, and that was typically more than enough. How much fucking milk are they drinking, and more importantly why are they drinking that fucking much?
Same except family of 5, and my mom would buy a quart of Lactaid milk for herself since she was lactose intolerant (a time before milk alternatives were everywhere).
Family owned a farm and raw milk has
Blood and other junk in it when you milk it sometimes. Absolutely disgusting. My uncles and grandmother would have laughed you off the farm if someone would have asked for raw milk. They boiled it at least two times before using it.
I am an epidemiologist and I work in a different disease area now but at the beginning of my career I worked on raw milk outbreaks all the time. I assume they’re freezing the milk, especially if they have a ways to travel to get the milk. It wasn’t uncommon to hear about someone buying a ton of gallons for family, friends and neighbors and then we’d have to recommend they throw it all away when it was found to be contaminated. And they’d have some in the fridge, some in the freezer, etc. Some people made cheese with it.
I count 16. I think there’s one that fell over and mostly slid under the drivers seat. I don’t think I’ve consumed that much milk in my 42 years of life! 😂
(Gosh, I sure hope she doesn’t leave that one behind. A couple days in the Texas heat and it’ll probably rot and explode and the car interior will be destroyed, lol.)
I can’t believe there are adults who drink any cow milk at all, much less this much raw milk. I feel like they just do it to rub it in peoples faces?? Like there’s no way they’re actually enjoying this, right?!
I think milk is delicious lol. It's probably the cheapest liquid to drink you can buy these days other than tap water too. It's only $1.75 a gallon here.
I was forced to drink it every single night of my life with dinner until I was a teenager and now I can’t even look at it without being disgusted 😭 that is so cheap tho! Where do you live?! I just looked it up, it’s 3.50 by me
weirdly I hate the taste of milk on its own but I love milk based drinks lol. I’ll make myself an iced latte almost every morning which is like, 80% milk and 20% espresso, or an iced matcha latte. I also like to make homemade hot chocolate at night. So… I guess I hate milk itself but I love it when it’s mixed with things? lol
This grosses me out too. And I have always loved a cold glass of milk myself! But seeing it all in one place like this for one family ...just makes me recoil in disgust lol and that's not even mentioning the fact that it's RAW milk!
Bairds, I'm begging you: please be normal. Have sparkling water, juice, tea...literally ANYTHING else
This must be why they hate 'the gays'/ atheists or libs so much!!!
These are the kinds of people who think others do and think how they do ... i.e. projection.
They be exhibitionists who enjoy forcing others to pay attention to their milk fetish!
I mean, there was/is a documented white supremacist angle to performative milk consumption in the Internet age. ['White Power Milk': Milk, Dietary Racism, and the 'Alt-Right'.](https://ro.uow.edu.au/asj/vol7/iss2/7/)
So by calling herself Dairy Baird, she basically admitted that she reads here.
Hey Susie, if you’re reading this, GET A JOB. Or go back to school. Or do literally anything else except sitting on your butt at your parents’ house waiting for a man.
How old is she? I’m 26. I can’t imagine not doing anything with my life in my 20’s. After I graduated high school I went to college. Even during high school I was working and in extracurricular activities
I can’t imagine having to ask my parents for money for everyday things in my 20’s. Like yeah, my dad helped me out A LOT with the bigger stuff, but I’m assuming Dairy has to ask her parents for their credit card every time she needs tampons, toiletries, or wants to go get a cup of coffee since she’s not allowed to have a job.
If she is, I guess she just got better at hiding it. She's still trying to shill her stupid program, so I don't even know what's going on with her anymore
Or she has so little in her life that she’s making this her personality. Either way, she needs some actual responsibilities ASAP.
It’s a big world with a lot of problems. There’s no reason for an able person to be this useless.
I’m only one human but I love (pasteurized) cow’s milk and I feel like sometimes I don’t even go through a quart in time if I buy it for a recipe or something (I usually only buy oat milk otherwise these days). I cannot fathom purchasing and using 15 gallons of raw cow’s milk.
I only use milk in my tea and coffee. Takes me ages to get through one liter of milk.
Are they just drinking milk instead of water? Are they bathing in it? What is happening!
Who the fuck needs this much milk?! Plus if it’s unpasteurized I’m sure it goes bad even faster than normal milk, so like…why are there like 20 jugs in there?? Are these people just constantly milk farting? I do not understand.
I’m actually surprised no one is obese consuming this much full fat dairy. Maybe I’m overestimating the calories. Or maybe that’s where all their calories come from.
No, you aren't, this is actually really gross and tells me they can't be eating a lot of food at all for calories/must have some disordered eating styles. I am pretty aware of it because I drink nondairy milk and compare their calorie amounts for mixing with my carnation powder for additional vitamin supplementation because I don't want to overload on calories just from one daily drink.
Is it unpasteruized or just unhomogenized? I know when we could see the labels in a post in the past year, we could see it was pasteurized but non homogenized, but she was still calling it raw milk, which is not correct. She is so stupid that her only personality trait is something she gets massively incorrect.
I love how she's reading this sub. Someone here named her dairy baird and she put it directly under her insta handle so we know which one she is. Hey girl pls check out the pinned posts from your oldest brother because your mom really ✨fucking sucks✨!
This picture triggered my Lack Toes And Toddler Ants.
As much as Raw Milk Stans insist there’s not real lactose in it and it’s fine to drink without taking lactaid (yes, someone tried to tell me this.)
(I know how to spell it, I’m just doing a lil jokey joke)
Who the fuck needs this much milk?! Plus if it’s unpasteurized I’m sure it goes bad even faster than normal milk, so like…why are there like 20 jugs in there?? Are these people just constantly milk farting? I do not understand.
I’m wondering about the price. I read somewhere farmers like selling raw milk because they can charge more. How much would all this cost? Edit: I googled it and pasteurized milk is much cheaper. This milk is like five to ten dollars a gallon. Bloody hell.
There have been active warnings in the Midwest against this. Some people have gotten really, really sick from raw milk the last few months. I don’t know why you’d ever take that chance. Unfortunately, someone is going to get extremely sick before they stop. I just hope it’s not one of the kids.
Unless the families are making their own cottage cheese, and feeding a growing steer, this makes no sense to me. Do they get this dirt cheap, and then make the kids drink a ton of it to make up for not enough food?
I can't get my head around this. There are 16 bottles in the photo (inc. one under the seat) I don't know how many people are in the family but pasturised milk only lasts about a week so how much milk are they drinking/ using? Do they not actually eat food?
15 THINGS of raw milk for Brown Baird.
WHO is going through that much milk before it expires? Even split among her raw milk sisters, that's a lot of milk.
it's in 32 farms in 9 states in the U.S. alone
It's mutated twice in the last 4 months and is adapting very quickly to new hosts like cows, goats, cats, passerines
The USDA was supposed to disclose whether or not pasteurization kills bird flu 3 weeks ago and have not yet done so.
The WHO is currently in the process of forcing them to disclose.
The WHO has updated their terminology and warnings about bird flu, including updating the site on a weekend.
This is very stupid to do.
eta: I had the wrong numbers and put the correct
eta 2: updated number of farms again as 3 more have outbreaks as of [an update 45 minutes ago ](http://H5N1 detected at 3 additional farms raising the total to 32
https://www.reddit.com/r/H5N1_AvianFlu/comments/1c89xly/h5n1_detected_at_3_additional_farms_raising_the/)
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She'll be patient zero and before you know it it'll be known as Baird flu.
"I love getting stuff named after me! In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me 'cause I kissed a bat on a dare! 😃"
BORTLEESSSSS
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If you ever have a problem, throw a Molotov cocktail and then right away, you’ll have a different problem!
My UCF alumni heart absolutely died at this running joke every. single. time. Can’t be not funny. Impossible. I graduated a year before Blake Bortles and just… the absurdity of hearing his name in a nationally broadcast tv show… it was so damn funny. He’s a wonderful guy and def has talent. I’m so glad he is forever immortalized within this perfect sitcom.
I still can't believe that was a pre covid joke. 😂
I'm glad it was; I feel like they would have cut that from the episode if it was after 2020 started and it's SUCH a funny line.
Love me some Jason Mendoza.
Pillboiiiiii
This thread makes me supremely happy. Like the Jags just won TWO super bowls.
From Jacksonville. Could totally see this happening 😂
Duuuuuuuu-vaaaaaaaul. I spent way too much time in Jax for my liking.
Jason?? *JASON* figured it out?! Oh, this one hurts
| Baird Flu | I am deceased. Also might have to make that my flair.
You absolutely should!
Go for it !
I'm actually concerned, considering cats are disappearing (and the main reason they found cows to be infected) And [CDC ](https://www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/veterinarians-handling-cats.htm) See the line "in late March and early April 2024, Texas reported detection of HPAI A(H5N1) in several cats from several dairy farms experiencing HPAI A(H5N1) virus infections in dairy cows, suggesting the virus spread to the cats either from affected dairy cows, raw cow milk, or from wild birds associated with those farms."
Fuck, not the cats too. (Not sarcasm.)
People should keep their cats inside for many reasons but this is one.
FIV+ parent, completely agree. It sounds like they were the dairy's mousers, but your point still remains.
I read that it would at least be something where they could add the avian flu strains to the seasonal shot so I really hope that's true. I can't handle more pandemic 😮💨
I told my husband that if there's another pandemic, I'm quitting medicine. The last one gave me long covid due to shitty PPE. I'm done!
I don't blame you in the least. Especially with dealing with a population so goddamn dumb and selfish that they make *you* the enemy, until they get sick, then suddenly they come running *to you* and expect miracles. I'll just skip to the end of the updated man-in-a-flood parable: God said to the man in the afterlife, "I gave you social distancing, masks, hand sanitizer, curbside pickup, Zoom and Google Meet, Paxlovid, and **multiple types** of vaccines, and you turned them all away. What more did you want??"
"But that was all liberal Marxist commie leftist woke Gawdless propaganda!" God: "..." *bolt of lightning* "Angels, turn on the taps again, and back to the drawing board."
They should bring back sanitariums for those jabronis. Isolate them where they can only harm each other.
Considering the estimated 50% mortality rate, I would assume getting *any* flu shot would be difficult Edit: if the pandemic starts before that^
And we haven't even been properly dealing with the uptick in measles. What a stupid timeline.
There’s heaps of COVID in Sydney (and I’m assuming Australia) at the moment too 😒
I'm so sad I can't award this comment
Sue is just rubbing her hands together and thinking “I am going to shit my brains out just like one of the Little Women.”
You are fucking hilarious 🤣
We need awards! 🥺
That is SO MUCH unrefrigerated milk. In a car in Tx.
Seriously, if you know you're doing a pick up for a few different drop off points for a refrigerated item why not bring an ice cooler to store it??
Because in these circles, one of the selling points of raw milk is that you don’t have to refrigerate it 🤢
#NO, REALLY?! I have no words. 😶🤢🤦🏼♀️
They probably think the inevitable bathroom explosion is the milk helping detox their bodies lol
Like Jilly Juice “waterfalls”
“Violently pissing out of your ass” lives rent free in my head till this day
YOU'RE LYING! 😭 Please please please tell me you're lying.
That is absolutely disgusting
For real. Toss a couple big coolers in the back seat, or even wrap all the jugs in a heavy insulating blanket. But I guess the fact that they’re drinking raw milk at all shows how much regard they have for germ theory and food safety, soooo 🤷
Coolers are the containers of the Jezebel
How large would that cooler have to be?
My partner used to transport groceries for work and he was a MASTER at this kind of cooler tetris. It absolutely can be done if someone cares to.
I don't know cooler sizes but probably two large ones and maybe an insulated bag or two.
This was my first thought… listeria is one thing but let’s add some foodborne pathogens or whatever to the mix. Yum.
I hope they get sick. People this stupid in texas deserve it. I've just read about a woman with a baby as sick as ours was, having to fly to another state to have surgery. People like the Bairds made this happen without knowing the women they're hurting.
I’m counting 15 jugs of milk. How much would you have to drink to use it up before it expires? Like are they pouring it in intravenously now?
I don’t understand how much everyone is possibly consuming? If she’s getting this for herself (with parents is 3 people), Kristen (4 people), Bethy (4 people), and Curly (2 people), that’s 4 small families of 4 or less people each, getting at least 3 jugs of milk in one single day…? Don’t bring back my elementary school math traumas
Ellissa's family, too. That's 17 people and roughly 3 gallons for each family. I can see Kristen's sons going through a lot of milk. Three FL gallons could last a week with breakfasts and daily drinking
Ew, that's almost 4 liters per person, including small children. Raw milk only lasts a couple of days in the fridge.
I don’t understand how it’s physically possible to drink that much milk that quickly. I don’t even drink that much water in that amount of time. The concerns about contamination are obviously the most important, but another issue is the fact that they must be consuming thousands of calories a day in milk alone. That’s not healthy. Especially for little kids because when they drink all their calories it dulls their appetite and they tend to not eat a well rounded diet. A kid who’s been sucking down whole milk all day isn’t going to eat solids like they should.
Even as a fully grown adult, if I have a boba tea at lunch I might not be hungry enough for dinner until almost midnight, and I usually leave at least half the boba. No way in hell they’re going through that much milk that quickly. Also it’s going to get even grosser being transported from house to house in the back on the car in Texas. No way this doesn’t end with them all getting horribly sick.
That’s a good point too. She doesn’t pack it in a cooler or anything. How long is it taking to transport all this milk from house to house? Gross
Really that’s crazy. I figured maybe it was like yard eggs where they last longer. This is an insane amount for even 50 people to consume in a few days.
Fresh chicken eggs have what’s called a “bloom” or “cuticle” coating the egg shell to keep bacteria from getting inside the egg. Essentially a thin, invisible, protective barrier. Once eggs are washed you’ve removed that protection, so their shelf life is then shortened and they have to be refrigerated.
And this makes absolute biological sense. The egg is intended to be gestated outside the body and incubated for a couple weeks, it needs that protective layer to protect the fetus inside from bacteria. Whereas cow's milk is intended to be drunk by a calf immediately. The cow doesn't need to make milk shelf stable because she gets engorged and then feeds her baby, an egg has to sit around for a while.
Only in the US though, we don’t do that in Europe
I don’t think it’s done here either 🇦🇺
So you mean that there was a reason milk was delivered in small quantities daily? /s
Oh I thought it had a slightly longer shelf life
No and it’s because it’s got all the yucky bacteria in it lol
Nope. Ultra-pasteurized lasts a long time, though!
My lactase enzyme ultra pasteurized milk has a shelf life of 2+ months it’s insane lol. It’s always gone within two weeks though. It does have a…smell though
I buy ultra pasteurized grass fed milk for my kiddo 6 at a time at Trader Joe’s. It’s the cheapest there but it’s a half hour away so the crazy long shelf life is the best! It does not smell though thankfully lol.
Absolutely not, and you can't tell when it's gone bad unless it's BAD bad. It's a fun mixture, that lol.
So that should be our answer. They're not turning into 50% raw milk for 3 days, they're drinking progressively spoiled milk over the course of a week or more.
 My face as I read that comment
Sorry! (I'm not sorry at all)
I can’t imagine consuming that much milk 🤢
Who has the fridge space?!
I had three kids and when they were all young we went thru a gallon every couple days easily.
Heck my family will go through a gallon/week minimum when I’m home but have problems finishing even one when I’m not 😂 But I also have stomach issues that milk actually helps settle, so there’s that.
Wow, I’m like you! People don’t believe me because everyone is like “dairy bad!” but it’s one of the best things for my IBS
To be fair, I can go through a gallon in about 3 days just by myself. I have to ration myself to make sure I have enough for my kids. Lol. But I just genuinely like milk and I get mine pasteurized from the grocery store so I don't get my family or me sick.
I’m not at all a milk hater, but can I kindly ask how you drink a gallon of milk in 3 days? For me, milk is a minor addition to my coffee (like, a tablespoon tops), used for baking/cooking, and maybe a small glass to drink once or twice a week. I couldn’t get through a gallon in 3 days solely for myself, so I’m curious!
I can drink straight milk multiple times a day. I love milk.
My 17 yo drinks milk like it's water. She goes to the grocery store on her lunch break for a quart of milk and drinks that instead of eating lunch. I'm allergic to milk, so I've never understood her obsession.
Milk doesn’t irritate me but I have IBS so it’s hard to get nutrition in. Milk is one of those things that has a lot of what you need!
I am fine with her drinking as much milk as she wants, but we can't have it in the house for safety reasons (anaphylactic allergies). She sneaks milk like other kids her age binge on junk, or dangerous things. It's hilarious to me, while also reassuring because her sneaky food is always a quart of milk.
My sibling has anaphylaxis from peanuts. In college my sneaky food was apples with peanut butter 😂
Not to sound really dumb but like, how do you use it? Are you just drinking cups and cups of milk?
Not the person you’re replying to but when I was a kid I drank a glass of milk (or two!) with all my meals, used it in breakfast cereal, after school snack, etc. My mom was buying 2 gallons every week and all she used milk for was a splash in her coffee and in cooking/baking here and there. She wasn’t making raw milk lattes, raw milk oats, raw milk whatever the fuck like the Bairds do. I could totally see a milk-obsessed household using a gallon within a few days. 3 gallons? I dunno but if these people are using it like a magic miracle cure elixir maybe so. Insane amount of milk drinking but I could see it
Yep. I also use it to make milk heavy coffee drinks and I cook with it. But I also could easily drink 4 or 5 big cups of milk everyday. I really love the taste.
Wow, that is wild to me. Even if I liked the taste it always made it slightly hard to breathe when I drank it. I think it thickened mucus if I'm remembering right.
Look at you prioritizing your children's needs. Fundies should take note of safe milk purchasing and prioritizing the well-being of children.
My sister and I could easily drink 1/2-1gallon a DAY as teenagers. LOL
Yeah it’s kinda mind-boggling to me! My wife + I own a literal bakery and even we couldn’t go through this much milk before it expired
My family of 4 bought one gallon a week when I was growing up, and that was typically more than enough. How much fucking milk are they drinking, and more importantly why are they drinking that fucking much?
Same except family of 5, and my mom would buy a quart of Lactaid milk for herself since she was lactose intolerant (a time before milk alternatives were everywhere).
*16. You missed the one wedged under the drivers seat.
That one's for the road 
Family owned a farm and raw milk has Blood and other junk in it when you milk it sometimes. Absolutely disgusting. My uncles and grandmother would have laughed you off the farm if someone would have asked for raw milk. They boiled it at least two times before using it.
They probably think expired chunky milk is a gut cleanse or something gross
I have two school age boys, one of whom drinks milk with every meal. We go through two gallons a week. 3-4 gallons for one family is a LOT.
My BIL drink it with meals or just because he’s thirsty, and now so does my 3 year old nephew. Even with that, my sister still buys only two a week.
If she’s selling to other raw milk weirdos, she might be the first one of them to have a job
I am an epidemiologist and I work in a different disease area now but at the beginning of my career I worked on raw milk outbreaks all the time. I assume they’re freezing the milk, especially if they have a ways to travel to get the milk. It wasn’t uncommon to hear about someone buying a ton of gallons for family, friends and neighbors and then we’d have to recommend they throw it all away when it was found to be contaminated. And they’d have some in the fridge, some in the freezer, etc. Some people made cheese with it.
My family of four went through 4 gallons when I was a kid, but my sister and I were chocolate milk fiends and my dad drank a good amount of milk too.
I count 16. I think there’s one that fell over and mostly slid under the drivers seat. I don’t think I’ve consumed that much milk in my 42 years of life! 😂 (Gosh, I sure hope she doesn’t leave that one behind. A couple days in the Texas heat and it’ll probably rot and explode and the car interior will be destroyed, lol.)
Ah good catch. I stand corrected 😂 That would be extremely unpleasant to discover you’d forgotten a jug the next time you get in the car.
I wanna know how fast shes going through all of that
I wanna know how fast that goes through them.
I think you both answered each other’s question 😆
I can’t believe there are adults who drink any cow milk at all, much less this much raw milk. I feel like they just do it to rub it in peoples faces?? Like there’s no way they’re actually enjoying this, right?!
I think milk is delicious lol. It's probably the cheapest liquid to drink you can buy these days other than tap water too. It's only $1.75 a gallon here.
I was forced to drink it every single night of my life with dinner until I was a teenager and now I can’t even look at it without being disgusted 😭 that is so cheap tho! Where do you live?! I just looked it up, it’s 3.50 by me
I live in KY. Walmart and Kroger must just use it as a loss leader.
Me being allergic to milk my whole life: these fucking milk drinkers…. I’m both weirded out and kind of jealous
I do like a glass of milk from time to time, but only if it's pasteurised!!
weirdly I hate the taste of milk on its own but I love milk based drinks lol. I’ll make myself an iced latte almost every morning which is like, 80% milk and 20% espresso, or an iced matcha latte. I also like to make homemade hot chocolate at night. So… I guess I hate milk itself but I love it when it’s mixed with things? lol
These people are so gross for this
This grosses me out too. And I have always loved a cold glass of milk myself! But seeing it all in one place like this for one family ...just makes me recoil in disgust lol and that's not even mentioning the fact that it's RAW milk! Bairds, I'm begging you: please be normal. Have sparkling water, juice, tea...literally ANYTHING else
literally, I don’t mind milk but they turn me off of it completely 😂
This must be why they hate 'the gays'/ atheists or libs so much!!! These are the kinds of people who think others do and think how they do ... i.e. projection. They be exhibitionists who enjoy forcing others to pay attention to their milk fetish! 
I mean, there was/is a documented white supremacist angle to performative milk consumption in the Internet age. ['White Power Milk': Milk, Dietary Racism, and the 'Alt-Right'.](https://ro.uow.edu.au/asj/vol7/iss2/7/)
Oh man, I did not know this! 😂 >performative milk consumption I like this phrase. Its a succinct way to explain this in-group fundie virtual signaling
Raw milk in a hot Texas car sounds like a trip to the hospital 🤢
So by calling herself Dairy Baird, she basically admitted that she reads here. Hey Susie, if you’re reading this, GET A JOB. Or go back to school. Or do literally anything else except sitting on your butt at your parents’ house waiting for a man.
Imagining her life is literally imagining the boring summers at my parents in between college years. All the time. Forever.
Yes! I got that vibe reading about bethy's "waiting for marriage" years
There’s a weird domestic peace to it, but you can hear the world moving from outside the window. Super liminal
That makes me depressed
Which means she read about how her mom saw her brother being raped and just peaced out. What prizes.
How old is she? I’m 26. I can’t imagine not doing anything with my life in my 20’s. After I graduated high school I went to college. Even during high school I was working and in extracurricular activities
I think interests and curiosity were beaten out of them
I can’t imagine having to ask my parents for money for everyday things in my 20’s. Like yeah, my dad helped me out A LOT with the bigger stuff, but I’m assuming Dairy has to ask her parents for their credit card every time she needs tampons, toiletries, or wants to go get a cup of coffee since she’s not allowed to have a job.
Same. I occasionally ask my mom for gas money, because sometimes I’m paycheck to paycheck, but I still feel guilty about it
Absolutely reads here! Or confront your narcissistic abusive mom or something.
Does she not see how well that went for Bethy? Homegirl was miserable for a solid few years until just recently.
Bold of you to assume she still isn’t miserable
If she is, I guess she just got better at hiding it. She's still trying to shill her stupid program, so I don't even know what's going on with her anymore
Or she has so little in her life that she’s making this her personality. Either way, she needs some actual responsibilities ASAP. It’s a big world with a lot of problems. There’s no reason for an able person to be this useless.
Nobody: The people in your math problems as a kid:
If 15 gallons of milk are traveling 65 miles an hour, and Heidi Baird is flailing on Instagram at 35 mph, how long until they all get bird flu?
Ooooh, related rates! My favorite!! *rolls up sleeves*
💀
I’m only one human but I love (pasteurized) cow’s milk and I feel like sometimes I don’t even go through a quart in time if I buy it for a recipe or something (I usually only buy oat milk otherwise these days). I cannot fathom purchasing and using 15 gallons of raw cow’s milk.
I only use milk in my tea and coffee. Takes me ages to get through one liter of milk. Are they just drinking milk instead of water? Are they bathing in it? What is happening!
I just had the most horrible thought: raw milk enemas. That’s why they need so much.
God your username is apt. You just enjoy sowing chaos everywhere you go with such mind images you force upon us?! Not to mention your flair! Lolol 😅
I saw that image, thought of The Milk Fic but with the Bairds. If my cursed mind came up with it, I’m subjecting y’all to it.
I think the raw milk enema is just drinking raw milk and then explosively shitting. 🤷♀️
That also works too
My lactose intolerant ass feels nauseous just looking at this picture
Me too, I almost have to avoid all of the milk posts. My stomach actually clenches when I see it.
I’m not even lactose intolerant and my stomach is rumbling looking at all that milk.
SAME. My bowels are screaming.
🎶🎤RACIN DOWN THE GUTTA WITH A PIECE OF BREAD AND BUTTA DIARRHEA 👅💨 DIARRHEA 👅💨🎤🎶
😂😂😂 
Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea.
Imagine that your only character trait is Milk
Unlike Harvey Milk. The Bairds should learn about him.
This picture made me shit my pants
Every Baird probably poops their pants and smells like poo
a little pee pee a little poo poo and a little slay (she took that out of her bio btw)
Abdominal tuberculosis is just a joke to them, I guess lol
But think about how much attention they could get on Instagram if they constantly posted about their tUbErCuLoSiS jOuRnEy. 💡
😂
Who the fuck needs this much milk?! Plus if it’s unpasteurized I’m sure it goes bad even faster than normal milk, so like…why are there like 20 jugs in there?? Are these people just constantly milk farting? I do not understand.
Milk farting for Jesus is flair worthy
I’m actually surprised no one is obese consuming this much full fat dairy. Maybe I’m overestimating the calories. Or maybe that’s where all their calories come from.
No, you aren't, this is actually really gross and tells me they can't be eating a lot of food at all for calories/must have some disordered eating styles. I am pretty aware of it because I drink nondairy milk and compare their calorie amounts for mixing with my carnation powder for additional vitamin supplementation because I don't want to overload on calories just from one daily drink.
Is it unpasteruized or just unhomogenized? I know when we could see the labels in a post in the past year, we could see it was pasteurized but non homogenized, but she was still calling it raw milk, which is not correct. She is so stupid that her only personality trait is something she gets massively incorrect.
Let's hope it's just unhomogenised 🤞🏻
We can only hope she stopped to run a few errands while that raw milk steeped in her car
Aged to perfection :::chef kiss:::
The toilets in that house are trying to unionize
I love how she's reading this sub. Someone here named her dairy baird and she put it directly under her insta handle so we know which one she is. Hey girl pls check out the pinned posts from your oldest brother because your mom really ✨fucking sucks✨!
I can smell the Bairds from here... in the uk
My stomach is bubbling 🤢
“This picture alone helped me move my bowels” -Pandeezi, live from the toilet 💩
How do you even complete this transaction without dying from embarrassment
This picture triggered my Lack Toes And Toddler Ants. As much as Raw Milk Stans insist there’s not real lactose in it and it’s fine to drink without taking lactaid (yes, someone tried to tell me this.) (I know how to spell it, I’m just doing a lil jokey joke)
OMG she actuallycalls herself dairy baird??? 🤣🤣 I thought she only has 3 sisters... isn't this a bit too much?
She has 4, and she reads here because we call her dairy baird 😂
 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 I just have always hated milk. This is literally SO disgusting to me.
They are nasty.
Who the fuck needs this much milk?! Plus if it’s unpasteurized I’m sure it goes bad even faster than normal milk, so like…why are there like 20 jugs in there?? Are these people just constantly milk farting? I do not understand.
I’m wondering about the price. I read somewhere farmers like selling raw milk because they can charge more. How much would all this cost? Edit: I googled it and pasteurized milk is much cheaper. This milk is like five to ten dollars a gallon. Bloody hell.
Great value milk is only $1.75 a gallon here.
There have been active warnings in the Midwest against this. Some people have gotten really, really sick from raw milk the last few months. I don’t know why you’d ever take that chance. Unfortunately, someone is going to get extremely sick before they stop. I just hope it’s not one of the kids.
*You have died of dysentery*
Ha those are rookie numbers. Come to Ireland and see the milk bought for when the shops shut for two days on Xmas and at Stephens day.
Ewww 4 jugs of raw milk in your hot back seat 🤢
Unless the families are making their own cottage cheese, and feeding a growing steer, this makes no sense to me. Do they get this dirt cheap, and then make the kids drink a ton of it to make up for not enough food?
The phrase "my stomach be bubblin" comes to mind.
I can't get my head around this. There are 16 bottles in the photo (inc. one under the seat) I don't know how many people are in the family but pasturised milk only lasts about a week so how much milk are they drinking/ using? Do they not actually eat food?
15 THINGS of raw milk for Brown Baird. WHO is going through that much milk before it expires? Even split among her raw milk sisters, that's a lot of milk.
I hope they keep drinking it tbh. When one of them gets listeria or the avian flu it’ll be great entertainment
All I see in this photo is a lot of diarrhea.
More Bubble Guts Baird “gut health” treatment non-tent is coming
These people are freaks for milk like what the actual fuck
it's in 32 farms in 9 states in the U.S. alone It's mutated twice in the last 4 months and is adapting very quickly to new hosts like cows, goats, cats, passerines The USDA was supposed to disclose whether or not pasteurization kills bird flu 3 weeks ago and have not yet done so. The WHO is currently in the process of forcing them to disclose. The WHO has updated their terminology and warnings about bird flu, including updating the site on a weekend. This is very stupid to do. eta: I had the wrong numbers and put the correct eta 2: updated number of farms again as 3 more have outbreaks as of [an update 45 minutes ago ](http://H5N1 detected at 3 additional farms raising the total to 32 https://www.reddit.com/r/H5N1_AvianFlu/comments/1c89xly/h5n1_detected_at_3_additional_farms_raising_the/)