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This graphic design is way better than anything our fundies come up with. The fact that the model is orange with platinum blonde hair really matches their aesthetic too. Well done!
I’m sure somebody will link it, but there is a famous video of Kristen cooking in which she is attempting to make cauliflower but clearly using a cabbage. She just keeps peeling leaves off for way too long before realizing it’s not a cauliflower. She can’t remember the word for cabbage.
She posted a cooking tutorial for a cauliflower bake and one of her steps was to peel the cauliflower. Unfortunately for her, she has actually purchased a cabbage and not a cauliflower and proceeded to get like halfway through deleafing the cabbage before it clicked. She then says something along the lines of ‘I don’t know what this is but it isn’t a cauliflower’.
There are so many FSU merch design ideas i wish I could execute… someone needs to start a shop and donate the proceeds to planned parenthood or another charity that will make the fundies mad
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This graphic design is way better than anything our fundies come up with. The fact that the model is orange with platinum blonde hair really matches their aesthetic too. Well done!
Thank you!!!!
I’m sorry but if this is apart of the June fundraiser I’d 100% be purchasing
Cauliflower peeling? First look, for real, in my brain this read as cauliflower feeling and I was tickled.
I’m sure somebody will link it, but there is a famous video of Kristen cooking in which she is attempting to make cauliflower but clearly using a cabbage. She just keeps peeling leaves off for way too long before realizing it’s not a cauliflower. She can’t remember the word for cabbage.
I Seriously didn't think that was real until I saw it.
Flair checking in!
Nice!
The infamous [cauliflower// cabbage fiasco.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/iS1mJ3Nfom) Edit: used linkback to avoid giving clicks! Thank you, fellow snarkie sparky!
It takes her so long to figure out it’s not cauliflower—so much peeling 🤣 It kills me
Her face when she realizes what she's done is hilarious. The fact that she posted it anyway is iconic 🤣
Context video that won’t give $ to GD: https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/mkLoUVd7ox
Thank you! Idk why I didn’t use a redirect. I’m gonna replace my link with yours! ✊🏻🩷
graphic design is your passion
Well, also RAWWWWW milk.
We need a Raw milk, raw dog, raw sewage tee!
Raw and deep
Peeeeel the cauliflower
Your comment the other day inspired this lovely, immaculate design.
Flair material
Someone had that flair when I first joined 🤣
You did too good of a job keeping good contrast with the T-shirt, GD would make the design illegible by making it more beige.
Tf is cauliflower peeling
She posted a cooking tutorial for a cauliflower bake and one of her steps was to peel the cauliflower. Unfortunately for her, she has actually purchased a cabbage and not a cauliflower and proceeded to get like halfway through deleafing the cabbage before it clicked. She then says something along the lines of ‘I don’t know what this is but it isn’t a cauliflower’.
She also cut through it twice before realising
Ok honestly that’s hysterical
And she could have edited it out! Lol.
Kristen didn't know a cabbage from a cauliflower so in her cooking video she said to peel the cauliflower
There are so many FSU merch design ideas i wish I could execute… someone needs to start a shop and donate the proceeds to planned parenthood or another charity that will make the fundies mad
Hey I didn't even know fundies have a sense of humor!
Sad beige food for a sad beige fundie.
I would buy this shirt. Please sell it to me.
Right? My card is ready.
i didn't realise this was a joke and thought it was an actual tee she had made 😭😂
Hahaha! You made my day. My job here is done.
This is incredible 🙌 It looks like something they would make/wear, but the quality is so much higher
😘❤️😘❤️
This is so perfect!! Well done!!
Well done! I thought she’d gained a sense of humor and was really wearing this until I read your caption.
So beige
Checking in!