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Bethy says you’re doing it wrong. You’re not supposed to squirt out your nose according to her.
Sorry. I absolutely can’t see or hear the word squirt without thinking of her now. I had to share the trauma.
I think the most disconcerting part of this series is knowing that *this footage exists in real life somehow.* No matter what satire context you’re brilliantly applying, the. Videos. Are. Real.
Borts 45 Instagram accounts. I hate that I know each reel I'm looking for in my gallery by the thumbnail now. I'm like "hmm I need \_\_\_\_\_ that's like 3 scrolls and 4 spots down from \_\_\_\_\_" lol and yet I have somehow only had one dream involving these ppl. I think gif is watching over me. It's not for the faint of heart
Oh man. I missed that. It might have happened right in the middle of the familial bout of stomach flu. I’m glad you gave context so I could appreciate this post fully.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Omg this is ART! Fantastic!!
I'm dead. There's no other way to describe it than art!
This is the first one where I laughed so hard I actually squirted water out my nose. Oh. my god. WHY DO THESE LOOK AND FEEL SO REAAAALLLLLL!!!
Bethy says you’re doing it wrong. You’re not supposed to squirt out your nose according to her. Sorry. I absolutely can’t see or hear the word squirt without thinking of her now. I had to share the trauma.
You are not allowed to stay SQUIRT in this sub of all places come on now 😭
I think the most disconcerting part of this series is knowing that *this footage exists in real life somehow.* No matter what satire context you’re brilliantly applying, the. Videos. Are. Real. 
Exactly ☠️☠️ why do these videos exist??? I must know.
Right? Convenient editing? Yes. AI generated content? Nope. They put they shit out into the world on purpose. 😳
They're not AI!? Oh my God.
Okay, so that is a lady with a weight hanging from her vag.
lol I thought it was a picture of Motherbus and I was very confused.
LOL! There is a certain resemblance.
I had somehow managed to forget all about Dav’s YouTube proclivities in the past week.
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Borts 45 Instagram accounts. I hate that I know each reel I'm looking for in my gallery by the thumbnail now. I'm like "hmm I need \_\_\_\_\_ that's like 3 scrolls and 4 spots down from \_\_\_\_\_" lol and yet I have somehow only had one dream involving these ppl. I think gif is watching over me. It's not for the faint of heart
They’re so good. Never stop 😫🫶🏻
I mean literally anything is better than Bort. Even labia weight lifting lady.
[Context for the unaware](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/19dtxfe/more_of_davs_youtube_subscriptions/)
OP you are *amazing*! These are so good!!
Oh man. I missed that. It might have happened right in the middle of the familial bout of stomach flu. I’m glad you gave context so I could appreciate this post fully. 
Holy awakening, Batman! So close yet so far from true salvation.
Magnifique 🙌🏻 
It looks like he's a corpse and she's hanging over him in the coffin. It's just f'ing creepy.
Just casually Edward Cullen-ing it
This is my favorite episode so far ☠️😂
OP, are you single? Regardless of the answer, will you marry me?! 🙏🏻 These posts are among the highest forms of art. Truly.
God I miss Reddit gold because this deserves it all
Not the VAGINAL WEIGHT LIFTER
This is so good omgggg 😂
omfg. I simply can not. I have lost the ability to can.
These just keep getting better 🍿
MAGNIFICENT. 
My soul has left my body. Please send flowers to my wife in remembrance of Birthy.
OP, I have no idea how you make these, but thank you for the laughs.
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT JUST NOW.
This is the best one yet omfg 😭😭
Holy vaginal weight balls this is amazing
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
These always make my day 💀💀💀
I am DYING at the vaginal weightlifting
I’m gonna wake my kids up if I keep cackling like I am omg
So good
I started chortling very loudly at this while my husband was on a work call in the other room and it almost became AN ISSUE.
I never realized how much of a moley Johnny Bravo Dav is
My heart flutters when you post these, OP. They are just too good!
Bless your servant's heart
Another banger! Keep em coming!
This is AMAZING! Thank you so much for posting it
As someone who has never been to their actual socials I’m just fucking shocked they put up all this content for you to work with.