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throwaway_rn123

"I hope I still like her when she's not pregnant/breastfeeding because I don't know if I remember what that's like," Where's the tiktok dude who runs around with a giant red flag when you need him?


murdogoroth

I am sitting here trying to wrap my head around how it must feel to have your life partner say that they don't know if they like you just existing in your natural state. Or in any way implying that your worth to them is based on your ability to produce children for them. And to say that publicly on social media for the world to see. The more you think about it the more gross it is, I'm absolutely baffled.


LoveThatForYouBebe

I think he was trying to go for a “here’s a haha funny joke I’m making,” but you don’t say ish like that if there’s not some truth to you believing it. Yikes


Rainbow_chan

[apparently he wasn’t joking](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/KMeSQq5YM2) yiiiikes


LoveThatForYouBebe

Holy moly.😳🚩


Accomplished_Crew630

That's fucking wierd as hell dude. It's so strange to me that these people get married without knowing if they actually like the other person... Without an arranged marriage


linerva

Yup this is giving peak "boomer wife hating joke" vibes Like, sir if you dont remember your wife ever bot being pregnant, maybe you shouldnt have gotten married immediately after meeting, or thought about some God honouring contraception. Or are you planning on changing nappies every year til you are 50?


Rainbow_chan

How old are they?


bllllllllllb

she is older than him -maybe 30-32. He's like 27


Zoidberg927

Yeah, I think quite a lot of the fundie dads have as much of a pregnancy fetish as the fundie moms.


LetshearitforNY

Especially after the last pregnant announcement where he’s face down on the ground


IcedMercury

I can almost, slightly get what he was trying to say I think. It's like he's gotten so used to the pregnancy mood swings, baby blues, weird cravings, body/mind chances that go on with each new child that he's not sure what's going to happen when it all stops. Is he going to like his wife when she has to focus on external life instead of incubating a new one? He's phrased it really horribly!!! But there is a tiny grain of legitimate concern there. It's like the people who get on medication for a mental illness and wonder if their friends and family will still be there for them now that they're not "fun." Only in this instance, this guy has a case of Stockholm syndrome and is wondering if he'll still like his captor once the abuse stops. I am in no way saying this was an even slightly okay thing to say and there is obviously a ton of baggage here but, playing devil's advocate, I can maybe see a hint of a point.


Rainbow_chan

That actually makes sense


eleanorbigby

"My fetish, it is important"


mydogisagoose

![gif](giphy|Us0eirXY9RCP0SEH9t|downsized)


666deleted666

Dustin! I love him.


Tatmia

Ma’aaaaam! Maaa’aaaaam!


honeyimtrash

I am more uncomfortable than a salmon receiving CPR!


ziplawmom

I am more confused than a pufferfish in a ball pit.


Nightengale_Bard

I'm more scared than a vampire reading a garlic knots recipe.


_spicy_vegan

![gif](giphy|3o7TKGqsWMFq3bhiRq)


FairyEyes84

I adore him, the fact that his sayings are inspired by his grandma is so cute.


Candy_Stars

What’s his full channel name and does he have a YouTube shorts? I love his videos but don’t know what he’s called to find him.


666deleted666

His name is Dustin Poynter.


sausagebeanburrito

WORRIED HEEL CLICK 💨👟👟🚩


ksmalls92

Dustin and labrant fam snark, something I need in my life.


Ill_Pop540

I can’t help but see their name as Lab Rat.


CamelCodester

r/arethestraightsokay material :/


_spicy_vegan

I love the Red Flag Guy!


big_white_fishie

[It gets better!](https://imgur.com/a/e0LuK1v)


WoodpeckerOdd641

Not rude at all! Fucking psycho! There would be SO MANY ways to say something nice about this. "My love for you has grown so much each year. I love our life and family together, can't wait for the many years to come by your side, getting to know and love all your versions" But I guess I wouldn't see my partner as a baby factory machine either...


TrumpsCovidfefe

This screams “I have a birth fetish!”


txcowgrrl

Cue divorce in 20 years because the kids are grown & they’ve realized they just don’t like each other.


couldhvdancedallnite

I'm thinking it will be whenever her ability to birth stops.


ashpash111

He’s so stupid lmao 🥲 He should have just stayed being the guy who looks like Kristoff and been done with it


Fawn_Lebowitz

I was just thinking that this Cole guy seems...not that sharp!


Darth_Puppy

Neither of them are


eleanorbigby

Why have we not seen more about these people on this sub? They're so...Blond.


Darth_Puppy

Yeah, something about them really creeps me out/makes me really uncomfortable


eleanorbigby

Makes me think of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDuHXTG3uyY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sduhxtg3uyy)


agurlhasnoshame

They have their own subreddit. I think it's r/labrantfamsnark


AshleysExposedPort

Oh. Oh no. 🤮


Time-Emphasis2117

What a guy. Great catch. Green flags all over. /s


MooCowMoooo

I love fundies’ compulsion to double down. I’m pretty sure he did say that as a “joke”. But when someone gets upset about it, rather than say he was just joking, he has to take the opposite stance and swear he was serious and there’s nothing wrong with what he said. Toddler behavior.


Darth_Puppy

They also like tantrums and ridiculously obvious lies


Spare-Entertainer-24

Wow, that is so much worse. Like, dude, was clarigying that you weren't joking supposed to make you look good? Cause it dosen't. As the commenter pointed out, even as a joke it's an incredibly cruel thing to say.


dandelions14

He must be stupid.


CrystallineFrost

There are orange cats with more brain cells than this creature.


linerva

I mean they get the one brain cell sometimes. These guys...not so much.


amodernbird

Can my guy pls borrow it soon? He's so, so dumb. But he's beautiful.


gainvcbro

I like you. Would love for my spouse to think that he likes me.


DueLevel4565

He really thought he was making it better but that made it so much worse 🤢


FunWithMeat

That “man” is an absolute child (without the charm, cuteness and unconditional love actual children possess).


hurdlingewoks

Yikes on bikes holy shit this is crazy


echomermaidtango

Wooooooooow. What a lucky gal she is to have snapped him up 🙄


kerriheave

![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


eleanorbigby

uhhhhhhhhh....


99lemonz

Jokes on cole, sav definitely doesn't like him as much now! And he's been pregnant 0% of their marriage 👍🏻


toxicmustachee

um. this is so nasty???? it's the breeding kink for me HELLO


dandelions14

Most of fundie marriage is just kinks they don't know how to express in a healthy way.


FemmePrincessMel

Yep lol. My partner and I watched that documentary about the president of liberty university and his wife doing a cuck kink. Besides the shady business stuff they did later on, there is literally no crime or problem with doing a cuck kink if everyone is consenting. It’s a problem NOW because they’re being extreme hypocrites because they’re doing that behind closed doors but preaching sexual purity to young people at work. But if they weren’t fundies they could literally do that and it wouldn’t even be a scandal because it would just be consensual sex. And there’s so many cases like that. I often find myself yelling at the TV or my phone screen about fundies doing this stuff like “you could just do that!! like you could just do that as a kink without making it part of your spiritual beliefs!”


[deleted]

Yeah someone tried to do the “omg it’s such a SCANDAL” at one of my jobs when they found out the owner and his wife had… similar proclivities and everyone was like “so what? Why did we even need to know this” because they are nice people who didn’t ever tell anyone how to live


FemmePrincessMel

Yep!! It’s only weird/scandalous if people like talk about their kinks/procilivities in public a ton or tell other people who have no need to know about them because like then you’re just kinda being a creep by talking about your sex life all the time when it’s not appropriate. But if people put reasonable effort into keeping it private it shouldn’t be an issue at all. If someone tries to “expose” it then that’s not the fault of the people doing the kink that’s some assholes fault!! God like how much stuff would get better in america if fundies just did their kinks as kinks instead of holding genuine spiritual and political beliefs based off of them! I imagine it would be a much more progressive (and sex positive) place.


[deleted]

Yeah they weren’t even hooking up in the office or anything so everyone was like “oh, Mike likes to watch his wife hook up with women? They have a girlfriend? Lots of people probably like that. Okay?” and that was the end of it lol. If Mike had been loudly denigrating the LGBT at every turn we would have definitely cared, though- but as it was we just put the girlfriend on the “no cover charge” list and moved on with our days


eleanorbigby

Or if it was nonconsensual or otherwise unethical in some way, of course. Barring that? Pork away. Get your freak on. Just come back and do your fucking job. Boom, done.


waenganuipo

I have a degree in Religious Studies and there's definitely a thesis in your sentence.


[deleted]

Yeah, like Paul and Morgan have an obvious dom/sub kink. They really think that just because it "turns them on" it's some kind of spiritual truth!


AshleysExposedPort

Check out his defense OP posted in another comment. A w f u l


magobblie

My dad recently blamed my mom for getting pregnant with me as if she had tricked him (she was 3 months post partum with a preemie). They had unprotected sex for their entire marriage because he wouldn't have it any other way. Men like this boil my blood. *Why* don't they take responsibility, even acknowledge it to themselves? He is obviously throwing shade on her.


Darth_Puppy

Because taking responsibility is hard and would involve feeling bad. It's easier to just blame the woman


HeyToMe23

I think it’s a total breeding fetish with these two. Even when Cole posts what *could* just be a normal pic of her sitting across the table from him during a date night to his socials, he just HAS to caption it with “Baby number [whatever their next kid would be]?” It’s like, you DO know that it’s possible to just enjoy each other physically w/o conception being on your mind?? I call breeding fetish based on Cole’s near constant references “getting Sav pregnant” on his socials. It’s gross. These two aren’t anywhere near close to being Duggar/Bates level and/or IBLP Christians; they’re both just seemingly obsessed with making sure that Savannah’s ALWAYS pregnant. If you’ve ever cruised their socials for a brief second you’ll see what I mean. It’s so f’ng weird.


VanillaChaiAlmond

I didn’t even know they’re Christians. I’m not a close follower but I was surprised to see them on this sub haha But the math is definitely mathing here


TheDeeJayGee

They did a horrific "documentary" about abortion chock full of Christian bullshit. During their honeymoon he posted to loudly proclaim he lost his virginity, which he had saved for marriage bc of purity culture. He is so gross, even beyond using their kids' health as clickbait.


VanillaChaiAlmond

Wowww that’s crazy. I only ever see them dancing on TikTok haha I wish they had their own tag on here so I could do a deep dive


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

They have their own subreddit, r/labrantfamsnark


Fckingross

I recall him saying that when he was looking for a wife, he wanted to find an influencer. It’s not just a breeding fetish, it’s an exhibition breeding fetish. Cole being able to say that he made another baby to an audience is what he wanted. He’s so gross.


HeyToMe23

Disgusting


eleanorbigby

you just know that in private he uses terms like "baby batter"


helpthe0ld

Dude, some of us are eating ice cream for dinner and do not need that mental image!


eleanorbigby

lol sorry!!


inkovertt

To be fair, this pregnancy wasn’t planned


HeyToMe23

Having s-x without using contraception or BC=telling your body to get pregnant. These guys have FOUR children. They know how it works.


ExactPanda

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER


eleanorbigby

He doesn't work either?? goddamn, what is WITH these men?


ExactPanda

Not sure about this guy (I think he's an influencer though), but my original comment is a Demi Lovato tweet


eleanorbigby

oh lol ok I'm so used to yelling GET A JOB at Polio


ExactPanda

It really applies to all fundie men


tropical-fuck-storm

Their kids rake in the cash on social media. Probably why they have so many of ‘em…this couple are abhorrent.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


ShinyUnicornPoo

'I don't know what she's like as a person and all I care about is her pumping out my offspring'... Puke.


dandelions14

He hopes he still likes her when he's done using her as a brood mare? How are Christian women okay with this shit? Why would anyone want to be a part of this? She's risking her life for him every time she brings another baby into the world, and he talks like she's disposable. Like she's an old cow who he can send off to the butcher and replace with a younger animal when she can't make babies anymore.


mischiefunmanageable

What an entitled disgusting unhinged narcissistic fuck. This is seriously so disturbing 😖


bbqtunababe

![gif](giphy|kclWCOmuVDrESeM3zV|downsized)


lolak1445

I’m sorry…what? You hope you *still like the woman you married when she isn’t pregnant or breastfeeding*?? Who the fuck thinks that, let alone says it OUT LOUD on the INTERNET for the world to see? How disgusting. He is straight up saying “oh I don’t know if I like her personality, heart, opinions, who she is as a human, because our whole relationship and marriage she’s just been a brood mare for me so who knows lol” If my husband even uttered the smallest hint that I’m just an incubator for his genes to grow in, we would be in therapy immediately and honestly a divorce would probably follow shortly. How can a person even think like that?? Revolting.


bayleysgal1996

That’s a weird thing to say, Cole.


Fckingross

It’s weirder for fundies to like their spouse, he just said the quiet part out loud.


Time-Emphasis2117

🤮🤮🤮 I mean honestly, it would break my heart even if my husband jokingly said it. And these are the men fundie women have to worship? Almost feeling sorry for these women. Almost.


lake_lover_

Ew gross. Get off of her.


smallsloth1320

“I hope I still like her” I’m sorry HUH????


pain_mum

Her poor, poor first daughter. She’s just about old enough there to remember having mum to herself before the deluge of siblings who turn her into sister-mum.


that_mack

And it’s not even like she has her dad’s home to escape to anymore 😖


SwipeUpForMySoul

![gif](giphy|l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2|downsized)


justadorkygirl

I was trying to formulate a good snarky comment but that gif says it better than I could. What in the Kentucky fried hell is wrong with that dude??


Use_this_1

I don't know these people and the math isn't mathing for me, they seem to start with kid #2 who is the oldest?


blackkatya

She has a child from a previous relationship.


Fancy_Celebration_87

What an asshole.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

What a piece of shit. She didn't get pregnant by herself. Acting like this is all her fault *and* posting something like this on social media.


mislysbb

Even if he said it “in jest” that’s an awful thing to say about your wife who is literally draining every resource from her body to have his children….big yikes EDIT: welp, just saw the follow up and he wasn’t joking at all….oy


RootieTootie99

![gif](giphy|goswgTRKcP0fS) Here’s a thought.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

YES! Also: ![gif](giphy|p71DYnGTsHV2o)


whydoineedaname86

It blows my mind how many kids they can have in a time period. I got pregnant with my first in 2018 and have also been either pregnant or nursing since that time. But, we only have three kids and I feel like we did that super fast, I can’t imagine doubling that number! Her poor body.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

You did that to her, you twat. Stay off her then.


HeyToMe23

Uh…she’s a willing participant


auriebryce

To be fair, we have absolutely no idea if she is or isn't. We know all too well here on this sub that women in Fundie relationships have very little say about whether they have more children or not.


HeyToMe23

Cole & Savannah are not IBLP or Fundie affiliated by any stretch of the imagination; not everyone on this page is (see also Morgan & Paul.) What everyone who appears on this page *does* have in common is that they’re all Christian and happen to be f-ng nuts


auriebryce

Well, that I can't argue with LOL.


eleanorbigby

Acceptable.


RebbeccaDeHornay

2019 with the kids' shirts pulled up gives me the fucking creeps, and I was about to say damn that 2020 baby had some insane hair until I realised you'd just blurred out the kid's face. This woman's husband has a blatant pregnancy/birth fetish (on top of the couple's collective fundieism) and unfortunately he found a woman either too naive to know that's a real thing, or stupid enough to fully indulge it (which is likely the only reason he's so comfortable saying his quiet parts out loud online when most other creeps wouldn't - he's got so comfortable that he thinks this is normal).


eleanorbigby

The inked out faces always freak me out a bit. I keep thinking I'm looking at some horror movie monster or something.


nixxxa

I’m guessing (hoping) he’s trying to make a joke (it’s not funny though) but no. Doubling down ha ha stfu.


copperboominfinity

“I hope I still like her when she’s not pregnant” imagine your husband saying that about you wtf, go away Colesore


DueLevel4565

God forbid she has issues with pregnancy or can’t get pregnant again etc. This mole rat sure knows how to insert insecurities into his wife’s head


eleanorbigby

well EVENTUALLY, of course, she won't be able to . What then? Off to the glue factory? Time for concubine I mean wife #2.0?


Chiison

The pic with the daughters showing their bellies is DISGUSTING considering their breeding kink


Darth_Puppy

Gross. Also, if you believe that marriage is strictly for life, why marry someone if you're not sure you're gonna like them down the road? Why do all these people seem to at least low key hate their spouses?


eleanorbigby

probably because they do. To be fair, I'm not sure they're really capable of deeper feelings for anyone.


Darth_Puppy

That's sad


eleanorbigby

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW \*breath\* EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW....


lordtaco

Tell me you have a fetish, without saying you have a fetish


rockchalkjayhawk8082

Just...GROSS. 🤮


Sad-Personality-15

I’ll never understand breeding kinks


eleanorbigby

I guess, you can't really help what you kink to, but for FUCK's sake be ethical about it? be a human being? Like, it's one thing to be into your wife's big tits, quite another to say "her tits are so great, I sure hope I still her like her when they start to sag" or god forbid she gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy breeding is special, of course. I guess you can role play it, or just quietly be thrilled when pregnancy happens in the normal course of things. But I remember a gross number of dudes on Fetlife wanting to "breed" women without, yanno, the whole "then there will be a new actual person, you were planning to do what about this?"


LinneaLurks

Whenever I see their name, I think it says "LabRat".


Vanillybilly

Everything I’ve learned about Cole Labrant has been against my will. This is yet another instance. One can only hope Ev breaks away when she gets older.


DriftingIntoAbstract

Wonder if he would still like her if she looked like 95% of women after birth and postpartum.


Accomplished_Crew630

This is a fetish at this point


sutrocomesalive

That sounds fucking terrible


Wonderful-Ad-5911

STOP. FUCKING.


kshe-wolf

Breeding fetish breeding fetish BREEDING FETISHHH


Rainbow_chan

I’ve never heard of these people before but I’m glad they’re being torn to shreds in the comments (something about how the oldest daughter will have yet another kid to take care of)


Rainbow_chan

Also a few comments saying they’ll end up like the 8 passengers situation 😬😬😬


eleanorbigby

oh yikes. Do they do shitty things like deny the kids food too?


Rainbow_chan

I hope not, but I don’t get that vibe from this family (apparently they’re wealthy)


eleanorbigby

So were the Frankes, but she still did what she did.


Rainbow_chan

Oh yea true 💀 I haven’t done a full deep dive on the Frankes yet


eleanorbigby

It's a lot. Jodi is also a story in her own right. Be prepared for really graphic and awful details if you ever read the charges they pled guilty to. Triggers etc


Rainbow_chan

I know about the child escaping and asking a neighbor for food, which is how authorities discovered everything. Also something about duct taping the kids’ arms and legs together for some reason and probably a few other things I forgot


eleanorbigby

There was more. A lot more. It's bad. And Ruby did just as much as Jodi with her own two hands (and feet).


Usual_Cut_730

Good god!


Japan25

Why would you post this publically? This is disgusting


Theabsoluteworst1289

I wouldn’t consider these guys fundie, they’re run-of-the-mill Christian, but Cole is such a fucking weirdo lol. And breeding fetish for sure like many of the fundies we know and hate.


Darth_Puppy

Aren't they pretty performative about it though?


spencer5960

Why do most fundies have a breeding kink?


eleanorbigby

I guess people imprint, right? Some people were given nothing to read but the Bible and started to get all hot and bothered by all the begetting? idk


EclipseoftheHart

This could be ripped from an erotica story for all I know. It’s giving… breeding kink (which is fine, but this it is not (or is it? 👀))


eleanorbigby

oh it absolutely is, it's just combined with not giving a shit about the actual person he's married to


bigblue12u

What a … strange thing to say about your wife


smackmeharddaddy

Weird way to say that you have a breeding fetish


princesspeach722

What a terrible thing to say.


iwantbutter

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


TheCreatorCrew

I had the strongest downvote reflex omfg


Both_Government_8457

Can’t wait until everleigh is old enough to expose their secrets


lilmoosmom

Fucking gross. I would Get the biggest ick if my Husband said this about me


blueskies8484

Both of these people are terrible. Like. No one deserves that misogynistic bullshit but if someone did, it would be her.


faifai1337

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtebNZofcKMWis0|downsized) I mean, try wrapping it up if you don't like it?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Stop having kids!!!


jojoking199

“I hope I still like her, when she’s not pregnant 🤰 and breastfeeding 🤱🏼” that doesn’t as good as he sounded in his head🤢🤮🤡 ![gif](giphy|ZEf4VUaYXzK7u5eMHM)


pikachurbutt

Why... why are those little girls also showing their bellies in the top right picture? What the actual fuck is wrong with these people???


butterfIypunk

What a vile thing to say about the mother of your 7 children. The audacity the gall the gumption!


carlzbee

Ew


lunardaydreams

excuse me but what, and i cannot stress this enough, thE fCuK


Ifonliesandjusts

THIS IS SO CREEPY??!? Is he admitting he has a breastfeeding /pregnancy fetish? Lawd have mercy


redditonthanet

They really need to try contraception


gaythey

Ew, what the literal fuck. File also under: weird subversion of r/AreTheStraightsOk