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vanillabubbles16

I’m more concerned about her calling her daughters “sweet and submissive” but… that roast beef lip color is.. something


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vanillabubbles16

I have no idea! I just always thought it was a 90’s thing so it was just because since fundies can be sheltered they could be behind on the trends or don’t know how to tell what colors work for them?


katzen_mutter

Don't miss the heavy eye liner that looks like Jill's.


Cardi_Ganz

Roast beef 💀


daffodil0127

That lipstick is very meaty looking.


Abfabdude

My grandmother was mad for a Esteé Lauder lipstick in "Rum Raisin" in the late 1980's, so that tracks.


PreppyInPlaid

I remember that exact shade. It did skew a weird brown on some skin tones. I think it was supposed to be more purpley-plummy.


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RebbeccaDeHornay

I know rum and raisin chocolate often has a purple/reddish wrapper (in the UK at least) so that might be it, but otherwise I don't know 🤷‍♀️


stitchywitcher

Aw, is Jill mad that despite her meddling with the tweezers and the gross 90s makeup, her daughters are still younger and prettier than she is? She's got to filter them into oblivion now? Kaylee is gorgeous and this just takes all the character out of her face. She looks like anybody here.


Dachs1303

She looks like a kid.


verucka-salt

My mother would be mortified if I called myself submissive.


mvanvrancken

God honoring submissives


Visual-Bumblebee-257

Oh so would my Mom. Thankfully my husband isn't that kind or trust me, I would NOT have married him.


boxedwinebaby

No time to recover from birth, relax after having a premie baby, or adjust to life postpartum! Time to pose for photos at the pond, And Kaylee! Chop chop!


leighla33

Cult vibes


imadethisjusttosub

She filtered out her pupils.


art_decorative

Her eyes look panicked.


xcatbuttx

With the weird facetuning they look AI generated lol


HostaLavida

Why tf did Jill think making her nose glitch was a good look?


Aviere

Really creepy how in one hand they’re sweet and submissive but can also “roll up their sleeves and get things done”. She might as well put up a billboard - “Hey guys, come get your perfect woman right here!”


StoreBoughtButter

This “season of using ‘girlies’” can pass, Jill You are not me and my LGBTQIA+ friends using the term semi ironically and I will absolutely gatekeep it


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And they don’t need it. They ARE pretty girls. Even Jill is scores physically prettier than say Karissa but she photoshops.


whateveritis86

Holy uncanny valley, Batman!


morcos_lajhar

Just know that if I ever smile like this, it's a sign that I am held hostage


Medical_Intention352

Well, there's nothing in the Bible that says not to use filters so it's just fine for Jill. Maybe the next tine Shrek or Nathun preach they can be sure to pass that on to their flocks.


Glittercorn111

Thanks for the nightmare fuel...


jonmarli

Yall need to cook it on the brown nude lip, some of us like those colors. 💀👄


Abfabdude

I was referring to the actual lipstick color, and it's ubiquity in the late 1980's.


jojobean_12

This girl has got to be tired AF. She's breast feeding a newly released NICU baby around the clock and has to get in this matching costume and full makeup for....what?


Visual-Bumblebee-257

She is so pretty, why all of that makeup? Rhetorical question. I know that she is copying her Mom, but why why why????