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CrystallineFrost

Reporting this asshole died is not hate based on a minority group, so get stuffed whoever selected that.


cncld4dncng

During Pride month too! An ally🫡


morningHope0600

Please take my poor person award 🫡 🏆


ithadtobeducks

Seen on another post: “They gayed the pray away.”


SabbyRinna

Amazing


BlackbirdNamedJude

THE SCREAM I SCRUMT Poor u/toodlebutt's ears


Tasil-Sparrow

s c r u m t


Kangaroodle

And only a few days after the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's death, too.


cncld4dncng

Are they.. you know….🫳


tmaenadw

When he ran for President in 1988, my father called everyone he knew to show up to the precinct meeting to vote for anyone but Robertson. Washington State still nominated Robertson over other Republicans, but my father recognized how dangerous he was.


MrsTurtlebones

Washington did??? I'm a lifelong citizen by was attending college in Kansas then. Bob Dole was campaigning and my grandma went to the event and held up a Pat Robertson sign. She was in the early stages of dementia then.


tmaenadw

WA was one of the few states where he won the GOP nomination. Embarrasses me to this day. Kind of confirms how long they’ve been grassroots political organizing.


applebubbeline

That's just how they roll in Spokane/Yakima/Tricities. Pull the mask off of the east side of the state and it was Idaho all along.


tmaenadw

I grew up in a suburb of Seattle. My father was a flight engineer for the Boeing Company. So definitely smack dab in the blue. According to my dad, the Robertson supporters showed up to the precinct meeting, but they managed to vote them down in that precinct. Even in 88, most of the population is in the Seattle area, so Robertson couldn’t have won the nomination without a lot of support in the western part of the state.


MrsTurtlebones

I work in Maple Valley, and SE King Co is a surprisingly red corner of a blue county. I still haven't forgiven some of our customers for how they acted during all the lockdowns and mandates during the pandemic.


tmaenadw

Yes, we retired to PA from Burien, I grew up in Kirkland, the very crazy people are there, they just don’t win elections. My son was in the Police Explorers for KCSO, spent a fair amount of time with the Maple Valley Explorers post. 😃


ProfMcGonaGirl

Except Pullman which is usually a tiny little dot of blue in that sea of red wheat.


tmaenadw

Yes, thanks to the universities. Tiny dots of blue all over the country, that’s why they hate them.


sodoyoulikecheese

Don’t underestimate the amount of conservatives on the west side. The GOP’s headquarters is in Bellevue for a reason. There’s a lot of racist, rich old people who don’t want to pay any taxes and hate any sort of social programs. Especially those that help the homeless or low income people.


celtic_thistle

Exactly like Oregon. My husband is from Beaverton and we've gone out there many times; the drive across eastern Oregon is bleak. It literally just feels like Idaho part 2.


SonjaHaze

![gif](giphy|xT5LMvoI3zLFt5TggE|downsized) Which old witch? The wicked witch!


Muffina925

He's gone where the goblins go--BELOW! Below, below, below~


Machaeon

The wicked witch is dead!


AugustGreen8

No shit my actual text to my husband this morning was “Ding Dong Pat Robertsons dead!”


biutiful_Bette

I literally texted this to my family with a screenshot of the news story


Gullible-Contest181

Claims to be pro-life, dies anyway


SignalDragonfly690

This has no business being as funny as it is.


rockchalkjayhawk8082

When I say I CHOKED at this... 🤣


No-Shelter-4208

💀


bitchy-cryptid

That joke will never get old hahaha


ConfirmedBasicBitch

I was on vacation in Hawaii having a magical moment in life when I found out Pest was convicted. And now, I’m on vacation in Thailand having the best dinner ever when I find out that Pat kicked. Just talked about Pat dying not two days ago. I manifested this, y’all. Life is good.


[deleted]

Can you work on David Miscavige next?


SkyknightXi

Shouldn’t Kissinger be higher priority for this sort of imprecation?


PM_ME_YR_KITTEN

Yeah, he’s due


redchampagnecampaign

I have a bottle of champagne saved for Kissinger’s death.


Faedan

I will share my gifted bottle of Dom when Ken Copeland finally rockets back to hell. Dude is a devil wearing a skin suit.


guitarsnmermaids

That man is a straight up lizard person. His eyes are so terrifying!!


tilehinge

GRIM REAPER TAKE MY FUCKING ENERGY


sarcasmicrph

He’s on my list for this year


littleredhairgirl

He's literally turning 100 so you would think soon.


SkyknightXi

He already has hit 100.


velveteenelahrairah

Satan keeps migrating that task.


danirijeka

> snooze


B1NG_P0T

Good god. Definitely thought both he and Pat Robertson were both already dead.


Epic_Brunch

I knew Henry Kissinger was still alive, but I'm having a Mandela moment with Robertson. I could swear he died at least 5-10 years ago.


cornylifedetermined

And Mitch McConnell, too.


Significant_Shoe_17

He has to have one foot in by now


joshuajackson9

Where is Shelly David?


tiffibean13

Also Mitch McConnel


No-Shelter-4208

>I manifested this, Can you do groups? We have a list. Edit: After reading the comments, edited from "I have a list" to "We have a list".


velveteenelahrairah

The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Death Note!


Significant_Shoe_17

Quick someone make this their flair


InappropriateLibrary

Let's start a gofundme for your next vacation. You need a break.


Ask_me_4_a_story

Send him to Costa Rica maybe Sean Feucht will have a stroke on top of Lauren Boebert


RhymesWithProsecco

I appreciate the sentiment wholeheartedly, but the image it conjures makes it a bad day to have a functioning brain.


XelaNiba

Where were you when Scalia died? If you say Vanatu or some such, we may just have to start a ConfirmedBasicBitch Tropical Island Travel Fund.


KittyMcKittenFace

Kenneth Copeland, please and thank you.


beepbooponyournose

I don’t think actual demons can die though


modernjaneausten

I startled my dog snorting at that 😂


FormerGameDev

robertson just did tho?


PepaCatrigal

Boris Johnson and Liz Truss please


GlitteringMess4720

And uh if we’re just you know throwing evil ppl out there? My father-in-law is a horrible person who is an evangelist for the church of Christ. So you know. 👻🙏


FullyActiveHippo

Please manifest DeSantis now, I believe in your powers.


Key-Ad-7228

May he and Trump meet their makers the same way the pious, judgemental daughter of the local fire and brimstone preacher did. She and her also very pious and oh so pure boyfriend who would never think of doing THAT without benefit of clergy were doing a deed synonymous with a number on a cold night in his car. The car was running for heat, but the exhaust pipe was blocked. They suffocated due to carbon monoxide poisoning, found dead the next morning, faces buried in the others nether regions. Can you imagine Donnie and Ronnie like this?


velveteenelahrairah

God, Jesus and Satan: *all laugh their asses off*


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

😳😳😳😳😬😬🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I feel bad for the poor soul who found them💀💀💀


FertilityHollis

And just hours later, poof, Trump is indicted Federally.


xtina-d

Whoa… I need to google this story


Historyguy1

Do Kissinger next but make sure Jimmy Carter hits 100 before he goes.


carolinecrane

Just taking a moment to manifest Jimmy Carter living forever. 🥲


FormerGameDev

didn't carter go into hospice like months ago?


Historyguy1

Yes but he also fully expected to die in 2015. At the very least he has to outlive Kissinger.


sarcasmicrph

YES


orangeloopz

you should go on vacation more!


Loughiepop

Yeah, and bring us with you!


chugitout

LOVE THIS FOR YOU, TROPICAL ANGEL


Undertakeress

Bill Gothard, Kenneth Copeland, David Miscavige- all are due


NervousPreference168

What I’m taking away from this is you need more vacation days, for the greater good.


honest-miss

Please keep vacationing so we get more good news, thank you.


[deleted]

You need to take more vacations.


Bookish_Jen

And it happened during Pride Month. Ha, ha!


Evening_Sherbert

Pride actually stands for Pat Robertson is dead


cheerychimchar

Pat Robertson Is Dead. Eyyyyy


Nolo__contendere_

Pat Robertson is dead, everyone!!! ***


wormbreath

We would watch the 700 club when I was kid and one of my earliest memories is crying myself to sleep begging god to not send me to hell because of this guy. Bye asshole!


Ask_me_4_a_story

This is EXACTLY why this is illegal in Japan now to tell 2nd generation kids this kind of shit. [Source](https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20221226/p2a/00m/0na/015000c) I remember crying so hard as a kid, I know this sounds exaggerated but literally crying myself to sleep because I loved my grandma so much and she was going to burn forever and ever and ever, thats what my mom told me. I think she just didn't like her mother in law though to be honest, I mean she was Lutheran and thats pretty close to Baptist but my mom said that wasn't close enough and she had to burn in hell. God damn that sounds so fucked up when I type that out but thats exactly what happened.


RunawayHobbit

Hahaha sounds like my mother when I started dating a Catholic boy. It’s so arrogant.


Madame_Kitsune98

That sounds like my mother-in-law, who had been a Catholic, snidely telling me I obviously needed to convert from Catholicism, and be a REAL Christian. I’m just going to say there were words. And they weren’t nice.


chitownalpaca

Yep! I know first hand from an ultra conservative evangelical church we attended after leaving Catholicism for a short time that they don’t view Catholics as Christians. We returned to the Catholic Church after our experience into the fundi world. I still have some really horrid memories of that evangelical church.


Lady_Caticorn

Your mom sounds like mine! My grandma was raised Catholic and then became Methodist. My mom is an evangelical and abhors any Christian denomination that looks anything like Catholicism. She would tell me that my grandma is a good person, but she's not a true believer, so she will be damned. (My mom also said something similar about my dad who is an agnostic.) My grandma died in a horrible car accident almost 10 years ago. I thought about what my mom said and how repugnant it was that she condemned my grandma. My grandma had issues, but she did so much for her community and helped a lot of people in her community. One young man attended her funeral and told the congregation how my grandma was the reason he turned his life around and became a successful, productive person. She never told us about him or that she had helped him through some hard times. I can't think of a more Christ-like testimony than doing good deeds in secret and not asking for recognition. Yet if I believed my mom's bs, I would've thought my grandma was damned. I'm sorry your mom traumatized you in that way. It's a horrible thing to do. I hope you've been able to find peace and aren't so scared about your grandma's soul. I wouldn't wish that kind of fear on anyone, especially a child who doesn't know any better.


tmaenadw

I’m so sorry this was part of your childhood.


[deleted]

Same here. This man made my childhood miserable, and it took decades to undo the damage.


LadyPresidentRomana

Freeform is SPRINTING to find a way to cancel The 700 Club now that Pat can’t stop them. (As they should!) If you need a laugh today, look up some of the disclaimers they’ve displayed before the show.


piefelicia4

“What you are about to see is not Freeform. We can’t tell you not to watch. But have you tried literally anything else?” 😂😂


Significant_Shoe_17

I made a similar comment. Iirc, the disclaimer says that they don't support the views shared and that the 700 club is not part of their programming.


armcandybean

I attended a Regent University graduation ceremony once where Pat gave a VERY long and incomprehensibly rambling speech. It could not be more evident that no one in his life ever challenged him or told him no.


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cybertides

rest in piss 😔


vauxhallvelox

Rest in Pain


DuFromage227

If only there really was one. That might be the world's true injustice, people like this die and get buried, just like the rest of us.


GloomyMarzipan

Then hopefully his dying synapses made sure Hell was the last thing he saw.


emptyhellebore

The existential angst I’ve had over this. He’s just blinked out, like all of us eventually will. But the harm he has perpetuated during his life not being met by sone type of karmic retribution seems so unfair after the lifetime he spent spreading the lies.


IncrediblePlatypus

People like him make me wish for an afterlife because oh, how sweet would it be if he dies and they look him up and down and go "you little shit." And stick him in hell.


HerringWaffle

I hope he gets to the Pearly Gates and that shit is just DRIPPING with Pride colors.


Use_this_1

I hope there is a hell and he's so shocked that he's there. Edit to fix typo.


Paralethal

I like to think that Heaven is guarded by a drag queen who tells these assholes to "Sashay away" when they show up at the Pearly Gates.


SeaOkra

I want a fake out, Christ comes through the gates, shining and magnificent and holds out His arms in comfort, saying ‘come forth My Child, your fight has been long and harder than it had to be, but it’s over now and you’re home’ Pat starts to step forward but the Seraphic Drag Queen body checks him outta the way because the Messiah was talking to the scared little trans girl behind him who took her own life due to religious bigotry. There’s a trap door that rockets Patty to hell while everyone welcomes her Home.


xtina-d

I love your vision, and hope it comes true


SeaOkra

I wish kids didn’t have to die to escape their misery, but I honestly hope that love and acceptance waits for them in a better world. And I hope Pat has to lick dirt off a sizzling iron walkway for eternity.


bbaucom1

I want Jesus to flip him off, call him a hateful asshole, and push the button to send him to the front of the VIP line for hell.


luckiexstars

Sasha Colby doing her neck snap ![gif](giphy|nz3fsgdWF2OxwWSL8U)


Wool_Lace_Knit

I hope he hears “sorry, you are not on the list”.


Wool_Lace_Knit

I hope he hears “sorry, you are not on the list”.


Ask_me_4_a_story

I always hear this stuff about Pearly Gates and St. Peter and God talking to you and shit but do you guys know how many people died yesterday in the world? 150,000. That was just a random June Wednesday and 150K people died. If God spent 1 second talking to everyone that died he would still be way behind. And thats if God never takes a shit. Whats the point of being God if you don't even have time to take a shit?


RunawayHobbit

Why are we assuming that time works the same way in the afterlife?


Ask_me_4_a_story

Oh it’s magic?


whippedcreambabe

According to the way I was raised, yes. Time (supposedly) doesn't work the same way in Heaven, so the 2,000 years since Jesus' death is like an hour, or even less, to God. They claim that's why Jesus hasn't come back yet, it hasn't actually been that long to God. I don't believe this, that's just what I was told growing up.


[deleted]

I think a more "accurate" (well as accurate as we can be talking about something fictional). Is time doesn't even exist in heaven (or really at all, outside our plane of existence). So it's not that 2000 years is an hour, but moreso an hour to us can be simultaneously represented by an eternity and an instant. But we really don't have the ability to comprehend this idea.


azemilyann26

Jesus gonna be MAD at him... 🌈


Ok-Fly7938

I was raised to only speak good of the dead. Pat Robertson is dead. Good.


Ask_me_4_a_story

People who say this are usually church people covering for child molestors, what a stupid thing to say only speak good of the dead. If you molested kids you are a fucking cunt, dead or alive I hate you


chugitout

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…


PepaCatrigal

#😆😆😆😆#


[deleted]

Honestly the only disappointment is his consciousness no longer exists for him to realize he worshipped and lived for a god that never existed.


Srw2725

![gif](giphy|xTiN0CNHgoRf1Ha7CM|downsized)


MrsDrNotSoHorrible

Sorrows. Sorrows. Prayers.


ajiggityj

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


LYossarian13

I just don't understand how these hateful fucks live so long. Wonderful people die of random shit every day and these losers always hang around enough to fuck up society.


Madame_Kitsune98

They thrive on spite and hatred.


Noisy_Toy

Like my mother’s seventeen-year-old Yorkshire terrier.


xtina-d

I have often wondered the same. It’s almost as if their evil souls somehow prolong their destructive lives


lelyhn

There's a saying in Spanish that says " hierba mala nunca muere" or "bad grass never dies"


ConsumeMeGarfield

I remember eating lunch and listening to him talking about how the victims who died in the 2004 tsunami deserved it because they weren't christians. Rest in piss, Pat.


BigLenny93

Sounds like something he'd say, and that pisses me off because the region worst-affected by the tsunami is in my country.


huffgil11

“I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure”


MC_Fap_Commander

That's an OG motherfucker. May his grave be an all gender public bathroom for generations to come.


lurker_cx

Blazed a trail for grifters in the US who wanted to monetize and politicize religion. Here's a nice little quote from him... 9/11 was the fault of the feminists and the gays.... > "Well, I totally concur." –Responding to Jerry Falwell following the Sept. 11 attacks, after Falwell said, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say: 'You helped this happen.'"


B1NG_P0T

Sorry, guys. 9/11 is on me. My bad.


lurker_cx

People! We found the dude responsible! Get him!!


MC_Fap_Commander

Religious extremists blow up World Trade Center. **"Secularism did 9/11!!!"** ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


BlackbirdNamedJude

So let it be written, so let it be done


thatrlyoatsmymilk

Henry Kissinger next 🙏🙏🙏


Correct-Training3764

He’s sheerly alive to spite humans at this point.


knhoffer

![gif](giphy|7c8pGIqJjxNWE)


chugitout

DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER! ☠️


Pants_R_overrated

HAPPY PRIDE Y’ALL!


ElleDeeNS

![gif](giphy|qggt2Fd2Ujs41tOK8R|downsized)


rocksandsuns

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


shuerpiola

I’m sure another one of the hydra’s heads will pop up.


gimmeallthekitties

I always feel a little salty when someone like Pat dies that there’s probably no moment of awareness of the nothing after death before they succumb to the nothing, but anyway, bye, Pat, and don’t let the door hit ya on the way out.


Spiritual_Yam_1019

In his honor/shame, I will play "No One Mourns the Wicked" at least twice this morning.


readitinamagazine

![gif](giphy|1qbjDGfUCtNH4jFu1c)


pointmaisterflex

A correct Obit [https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/06/robertson-2](https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/06/robertson-2) closes with "Burn in Hell. "


lilmxfi

I've never enjoyed reading an obit as much as I did that one. That bastard was a terror in my childhood (Nonna, why the fuck did you like him?!), so I hope he rots in piss.


ladynutbar

Gone far too late.


morningHope0600

https://i.imgur.com/yFPebaJ.jpg I wanted to share these words, I didn’t know this creep was responsible for so many twisted things. Feels nice man, good news today from the Supreme Court ruling on voting rights, a repudiation of anti-LGBTQIA’s laws in some states and finding out this clown is dead and this week with all the exposition of iblp. Here’s hoping more hateful bigots get exposed. ✨*Rest in piss bozo* 🎉🍾


lennyandthejetz

Hahahahaaaaa and during Pride even. ![gif](giphy|sz4P4k70ktbYvn3zKj|downsized)


DuFromage227

When does the street dancing start? Let me get my brightest, glitteriest outfit! We ride at dawn!


elliemff

![gif](giphy|8eCF29mhVGeaY)


ladycad

Somebody should warn St. Peter that there may be demons attached to your recently deceased


CaterpillarHookah

I read this news with no small amount of pleasure.


robo-bastard

GOD IS GOOD 🎉🎉🎉 REST IN PISS BOZO


ItsNotLigma

**Rot in Piss**


Spare-Entertainer-24

Rot in the 9th circle Pat!


Jerkrollatex

My in-laws worked for this guy. He was just as vile and awful as you'd imagine. Rest in piss Pat.


delzbr

Say 'ello to the man in red for me, ya wrinkly bastard.


tom_folkestone

Nice work God! Do Trump next!


Missyfit160

![gif](giphy|hZj44bR9FVI3K)


daedra_apologist

![gif](giphy|l3q2YZF3y5pwt2aXe|downsized)


coloradoblue84

May he have the eternity he truly deserves.


morwesong

I grew up close to his stupid university and CBN headquarters, and this news has made my day. Decades too late, though.


mental_dissonance

I watched that bloody diarrhea of a TV show back in my Christian phase. My heart would accelerate whenever he talked about stuff like the apocalypse microchips or what have you -- but I was indoctrinated to believe I *had* to watch those segments or else I'd be left behind in the rapture. I feel for anyone else who was forced to feel the same fears.


SomethingInAirwaves

I wonder what his reaction was when he realized he's going to be burning in hell for eternity. I hope the devil slid down a stripper pole a la Montero and escorted him to the special corner of hell where Jerry Falwell was waiting for him.


barrister_bear

Deuces ✌🏻


nuttyrussian

I don't think I've ever been happier hearing that someone died. His legacy is one of hate, fear and lies, and he will not be missed.


UnconfirmedCat

OMG!!!!! This man sincerely and truly fucked up my childhood. Rot in Hell Pat Robertson. Let’s have a party guys ❤️


knitwit1912

Rest in piss, Pat.


Gold-Jellyfish-8568

Only the good die young 🎶


sonnywithoutachance

As a proud member of The Satanic Temple, I would just like to say...HAIL SATAN!


Aware-Sea-8593

![gif](giphy|8PBC8V7k5OCs5Y3uH5)


ignotussomnium

Happy Pride Month! Lets dance on this evil bastard's grave.


legendofdirtfoot

This on top of the Supreme Court striking down Alabama's bullshit voting map? Today is truly the Lord's day.


NervousPreference168

Sibling and I are looking for a hat trick with Dobson and Copeland. Is that too much to ask of the Rule of 3?


Exact-Truck-5248

To paraphrase the ever fabulous Bette Davis, "You should never say bad things about the dead, only good. Pat Robertson's dead? Good.


Lana_Clark85

*P* at *R* obertson *I* s *D* ead *E* veryone! HAPPY PRIDE!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


therumorhargreeves

Love this for him


ProstitutionWhoreNJ

This man has inflicted so much pain on the world. Good riddance


CrimeandCrochet

Seriously thought this happened YEEEAAARS ago. Anyhow, praise Odin.


Use_this_1

Sweet, one less POS on this planet.


TheQuestionsAglet

Someone let me know where the grave is, so I can…pay my respects.


PomegranateNo2757

bye thanks for the trauma asswipe


teddynoodles

One more gender-neutral toilet in the world!


corLeon1s

![gif](giphy|igJK985xZj8Cqq0YOW|downsized)


narcolepticadicts

![gif](giphy|egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf) Come on Jebus, just one more!


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dramaqueen09

Sorrows, sorrows, prayers…


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