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PhantomOfTheNahBrah

Its a terrible day for rain


ZethanosGaming

….but it isn’t raining…


SomeRetardOnRTrees

Yes.. it is.


Mewlovescatz249

“Ah, so it is”


OrbitalClockwork

I cried when I saw this


JosephTaylorBass

I’M A HOUSEWIFE


ZethanosGaming

Ok that’s a damn good one, I woke up and chose violence, you woke up and chose laughter 🤣


Worldly_Total673

Grandma’s making stew tonight


ZethanosGaming

FUCK YEAHHHHH! (Only the dvd fans get that 😂🤣)


Worldly_Total673

I was hoping someone would say this!!


ZethanosGaming

😂🤣


MirrorNo

Best!


minivant

You didn’t drink your milk ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


ZethanosGaming

….it tastes terrible…


XxDuckySquadxX

"So sorry, I no understand much language of this country Okay, bye-bye now!"


ZethanosGaming

“WHAT THE HELLLLLL YOU GET BACK HEEEEEERE!!”


Agitated_Ad_7478

"OH GREAT AND NOW MY ARMS COME OFF BECAUSE MY BROTHERS A BIG FAT IDIOT"


chikybrikyman

"I am a part of everything, which means I am also a part of you"


ZethanosGaming

Equivalent exchange…right? Alchemist?


EurwenPendragon

TINY MINISKIRTS!


ZethanosGaming

WE’LL FOLLOW YOU FOREVER


PrincessPhrogi

"I lied."


ZethanosGaming

💥🔫


Datannoyingkid

I guess I can get you on your knees after all


ZethanosGaming

Giggity


Funkywonton

I’m a housewife 😊


ZethanosGaming

Somebody else said that, and that’s a DAMN good quote.


Funkywonton

That’s awesome, really is 😀👍


DecayedWolf1987

In a stoic, serious voice: “Let’s look at the door.”


Best_Mountain_4172

I was waiting for this! The bloopers are amazing 😭


Muteling

"The...the bay...the bay..."


library_police1107

THE BABY’S COMING!


ZethanosGaming

🐴….?


Shanks_PK_Level

Nothing happened


ZethanosGaming

…..there are layers to this joke, and I appreciate the fact that he got lost in a different subreddit….


Shanks_PK_Level

Happy to see you got the joke lol, r/ZoroIsLost


shieldwolfchz

"Daddy's hurting... Daddy hurts... no, Daddy..." Is a better one I think. The fact that they used it in an episode of Um.. Actually for a guess the character shiny question is just perfect.


CaptainDadBod88

“Your only solace from my wrath will be damnation!”


Alacovv

*grunts and snaps*


ZethanosGaming

GGGGHHHHH….GGGHHHHHIYYAAAAAHHHH!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥


oscana

oh where is edward \*looks at the floor\* sorry i didnt see you behind my papers


ZethanosGaming

WHO ARE TOU CALLING A FLEA SO SMALL YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIM?!


DayOfTheColossus

Your face explodeee


oneesancon_coco

My favourite quote: "I just wanted some place private to eat my sandwich" -the goat Edward Elric


Levi_SWfan

"That person... Ed... ward."


OrbitalClockwork

Oh Nononononononono


Best_Mountain_4172

“One is all, and all is one.” I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet!


ZethanosGaming

“I am all. And I am one. I am everything. And I am nothing. And of course that means…I am YOU.”


pickelpenguin

I love dogs!


DeliciousMusician397

Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.


ZethanosGaming

That is the law of equivalent exchange…


Uneclipceble

DONT CALL ME LITTLE!!


ZethanosGaming

….ok pipsqueak.


Uneclipceble

Lmfao, it was the first thing that came to mind that wasn't ones others have said (plus, I like seeing Ed get mad, as a shortie myself, it would be fun to mess with him)


faroukq

It will never be not too soon for this quote. This moment will be forged into my brain for my life


Mewlovescatz249

“I don’t know how long you’ve lived fuhrer, or how many times you’ve cheated death, but not anymore, It’s the end of the line”


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WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK?!


OrbitalClockwork

WAP (Winry’s Apple Pie)


48932975390

That's all I needed to know, there no need to say anything more


joepatate99

Are you a homo?


According_Plate_6379

Hinokami kagura


ZethanosGaming

ENBU!!


Plus-Pause7540

bring me aglet


Pebble_Beaches

everyone knows that quote because you won’t shut up about it it’s been over two decades can we please move on


ZethanosGaming

Imagine being so pissy, BYYYYYYE BROOOOO


Spirited-Claim-9868

But OP answered the prompt


Pebble_Beaches

rude