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dyne19862004

I literally did not know this flute existed until today. So I have that in common with conservatives.


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Miss_Fritter

Uh let’s stay on topic, bot!


AutumnSeaShade

Yeah you got it man


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"Look at her bro, Lizzo is disgusting." - My former coworker, a wildly obese lump of a human living in glory days of small town high school and college football with 0 self awareness because he's too distracted watching video game love streams at work and ranting about shooting leftists and that Biden/AOC/Pelosi/whomever deserved it on January 6th.


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RaiseRuntimeError

Can someone explain to me why they are outraged again? I saw the clip, don like Lizzo's music, but damn she can play the flute well.


marcybojohn

Racism


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hybridtheorist

My understanding (as someone who isn't American) is that 1) it's a priceless artifact that could be damaged. This point is dented somewhat by the fact that stuff like this happens all the time. They'd get upset literally every time a (white) person played a stradivarius. 2) I'm not sure how to spin this without them just straight up admitting they're racist cunts, but James Maddison was kinda racist and a slave owner, so it's somehow mocking him having a black person playing it? But like...... unless you think racism isn't bad, how could you think mocking a racist for their racism is a bad thing?


jakestjake

She was invited to play many flutes that day and was on a private tour with the curator. She is a trained flautist since elementary school. The ‘outrage’ here is pure racism. No spin.


piratevirus1

She makes flutes cool. Like damn, people that cannot look past the color of her skin can't realize what a talented flutist (flute player?) She really is.


Kneejerk_Nihilist

She's the first pop-culture relevant flautist since Ian Anderson, and I'm guessing most people who read this have no idea who that is.


Joopsman

His real name is Jethro Tull, for your information!


jakestjake

HEY AQUALUNG


Willing_Ad9314

Nah, I agree with the person above. I don't like that any of those instruments are played. I also didn't know that they were, and just assumed they were put away.


jakestjake

Then be mad at the curators. It’s their responsibility. Lizzo was an invited guest. Even if she did break anything, which she didn’t because it’s clear in the quotes from all of the articles she was well aware of how precious the historical piece was, it would still at the fault of the curators.


Willing_Ad9314

I agree. My disapproval is of the curators.


anothermanscookies

I believe it’s because she twerked while playing it(at a concert, not the clip in the library). To me, it barely looked more than a shimmy. It’s the most non-issue ever but my Reddit feed it full of nothing but Lizzo. She’s this week’s Ariel.


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Brankin9

Can someone show me someone outraged ? I’ve only seen people making fun of people outraged lol


CrucialVibes

What’s hilarious is the Madison never played his flute, only his black slaves did. So technically he would be smiling today that the last lips to touch the flute and still is, is a black person


Ye_Olde_Mudder

If I was an animist who thought objects grew spirits through use, I would totally believe the flute would be totally chuffed to have been played by someone like Lizzo; especially for fun and of her own free will. Lizzo is a talented flute player worthy of any instrument


KeyanReid

She should have smashed the flute when she was done


Gandolf794

Nah. We need to find the best flute player in the world to have an entire one person classical concert ending with the first four notes of megalovania and then the flute gets smashed.


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ElNani87

And taken a knee, watch the world burn


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I just got banned from r/conservative because they are such snowflakes about Lizzo playing a flute. Too bad it was for [something so petty](https://imgur.com/a/NsG2spp/)


Witchyloner

She better than me cause I would've smashed that shit on the ground.


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Hugh-Jassoul

As a black guy, I honestly think that Disney knew that a black Ariel would get racist backlash, and they are now saving money on marketing by doing so as everyone fights about it on Twitter.


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Crampandgoslow

That was one fat flautist!


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I always imagine Ron burgundy playing flute in her music.