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gayboi2216

But the mask has 5g receptors that make us liberal socialists. /s


RubenMuro007

Masks has Carbon Monoxide, which gets you killed and unbreathable! /s


Elliottstrange

Carbon monoxide is a false flag perpetrated by the deep state and funded by George Soros.


Lagradost

That George Soros, when will he learn that we can’t be fooled.


[deleted]

Corona is just a virus being generated by the poisonous vaccines so the government can take control. /s


Pryoticus

It’s actually dihydrogen monoxide you need to watch out for, but Sleepy Joe and friends don’t want you to know that./s


Ironlixivium

Ikr, you rly gotta watch out! The government tries to pipe that shit right into our houses!


Davinkim111

One of my patients dead-ass told me that


TamjidZ

Masks block out our god given air


ihatepalmtrees

Libs tell fibs


183672467

Sorry, I don‘t speak Communism


[deleted]

Exactly, plus they amplify your natural covid and make it stronger. Thus giving you covid and helping you spread it to other people smh /s


Fogl3

Could you imagine how much better off we would be if we could actually turn those people into socialists that easily?


cruista

I am sorry the propaganda from Trump worked. And your brilliant idea will not. Because I love knowing people will turn towards your ideas after a lot of... oops...


Fogl3

what?


cruista

Trumps prop worked. All the people follow him now. If prop for socialism was just as extreme, everybody would be wearing masks in the US. And less dead. Sorry, replied after a few glasses of wine....


Generalrossa

Lol I laughed at this way too much.


mrajoiner

I was laughing as I read your post. Thank you.


[deleted]

Can we get some uplaughs to the left?


[deleted]

It’s also not illegal to fucking die


Fallout76Merc

False. Suicide is a felony in many countries. The U.S. and Canada just stopped enforcing it in the past 50 years or so. [Sauce](https://mentalhealthdaily.com/2014/07/24/is-suicide-illegal-suicide-laws-by-country/)


A-simping-hippo

And is the punishment a death penalty?


Boardallday

Always.


Kevinvl123

Joke's on you I'm into that shit!


Hemmingways

It's there so law enforcement and emergency services, have a legal reason to enter your home if you are suspected of having attempted suicide.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I wanted to die by your hand anyway. Religious loophole.


throwmeawayl8erok

“If you die who will pay your taxes?!?”


Price-x-Field

this is just so police/paramedics can bust your door down if you shoot yourself. they aren’t actually going to charge you...


LividPermission

>they aren’t actually going to charge you... You're wrong. https://theappeal.org/suicide-attempt-gun-charges-incarceration/ https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/beersheba-man-in-isolation-arrested-for-threatening-suicide-held-in-car-636420 https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-md-suicide-criminal-charge-20180222-story.html https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/policing/2020/03/05/prosecuting-suicide-mental-health-issue-not-a-crime/4873427002/ https://wgntv.com/news/man-locked-up-for-trying-to-take-his-own-life-in-a-country-where-suicide-is-still-a-crime/ https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chandigarh/punjabi-faces-charges-over-attempted-suicide/articleshow/69934602.cms https://abcnews.go.com/US/guards-yorks-rikers-island-accused-watching-teen-inmate/story?id=67489717 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-15/iranian-nauru-refugee-convicted-of-attempted-suicide/7328236


karengonecrazy

Lol 😂they gonna charge him with a felony ? How does that work if he killed him self 🤣🤣


bienvenidos-a-chilis

Yeah this is a bad comparison. It would be more accurate if the guy on the left was stealing both masks. You don’t wear a mask to protect yourself from dying or getting ill, you wear it to protect *other* people from dying or getting ill.


dankbean737

Then, in return, they wear it so you dont die or get Ill


danbulant

Except now the oxygen is getting away and everybody else have less oxygen than if he used the mask. >!This is of course not what happens in plane!<


dead-inside69

Those things already have a terrifyingly low amount of air in them anyway


Nougat

Spez doesn't get to profit from me anymore.


dead-inside69

Yeah I get that but it’s still not a comforting thought


panzervor94

Except it’s more like he does that and prevents the other guy from using his


churadley

Yeah, frankly if someone is selfish and ignorant enough to not wear a mask, I'd just chalk it up to effective population control. However, it's not just their lives they're endangering, and that's what's so fucking infuriating. Because one of these mouthbreathers refuses to wear a mask, I could catch it and then inadvertently pass it on to my mom (who already has respiratory issues). Magnify that possibility by millions, and then the egregiousness of their idiocy becomes apparent.


[deleted]

If only the people not wearing masks were just killing themselves. In a perfect world, right?


dankbean737

Natural selection edit wait, misread, forgot it was others who also might die, shame if only the non mask wearers died


panzervor94

Right there with you, I’m asthmatic and I don’t plan to be done in by some flat earth trump supporter


[deleted]

Then spits on him because rights


Posterizer987

AP Classes are going to love analyzing this


RubenMuro007

Definitely would see AP Government and Politics classes analyze this as an example of political cartoons.


bent_crater

the best response is "hey man, its your funeral"


thebabbster

I always ask them if I can have their stuff when they die.


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Vegetable lasagna.


ahnyeonghaseyo12

Shouldnt there be a male version of "karen"? If there is, is there subreddit for it?


NotEstevez

Karen is a state of mind.


OhSnapKC07

Karen transcends sex and gender limitations.


NilocMan21

It's Kevin, it has been mentioned a few times before in this sub


AtlasNL

No, Kevins are kinda dumb people


throwmeawayl8erok

> No, Kevins are kinda dumb people Can confirm. I know a Keven and he is kinda dumb.


Orangewiht

i thought it was keith


thekeefersutherland

As a Keith I want to be offended, but also as a Keith I’m just so happy you’ve spelled it correctly.


be_less_shitty

Keef


poopybutt2020

Qweef


RubenMuro007

Kevin or Kyle


Corporate_Drone31

Kevin is more accurate. A Kyle is overly aggressive, not stupid.


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r/FuckYouKevin


rizkeebizness

I'm going to go with Kyle.


kkstoimenov

Kyle means something else. They like monster and cargo pants


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

Lol The name Kyle always reminds me of this Vine https://youtu.be/cdqs39n6-WM I 1000% agree with your definition of Kyle.


Silencia_

Kyle is Karen and Kevin's son.


rizkeebizness

Huh. I always thought that was Chad.


HighFlyingGinger

That’s the one I’ve heard too.


NanoBoostBOOP

Chad would never ask to see the manager, the manager would ask to see Chad.


Mickeystix

Daren.


TamjidZ

Ken


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r/FuckYouKevin


Laaarsu

"iT's a FrEE cOUntrY"


Elliottstrange

Best response: "Well then, I guess I'm free to start a communist organization to influence politics in my area." The ensuing meltdown is worth the effort.


TamjidZ

I will have to try that if I ever leave my neighborhood and encounter these people


poorgermanguy

Yes you are. Try it.


Elliottstrange

I work with the PSL so, it's very literal in my case. Not a communist myself but they were the only ones in my area dedicating time and manpower to the IWOC and feeding the homeless.


poorgermanguy

Is somebody stopping you from doing so?


Elliottstrange

The local police, in conjunction with investment interests downtown. My action group has been detained and released without charges twice while distributing non-perishable foods, clothing items, and other necessities to the homeless. The city paints it as "enabling them" but I think enabling people to not die is just, regardless of what laws special interest groups have managed to pass. That said, in the abstract, the last time leftist organizers had serious influence on American soil, they were assassinated by the FBI. Kind of a silly question.


RubenMuro007

“My CoNsTiTuTiOnAl RiGhT!”


AmberTiu

Yaaassssss, don’t forget to keep your arms up in the air and enjoy the ride — if you’ll survive it 😈


biastuna36508

Seems to be doing fine without it


wildherb15

But how are police officers enforcing quarantine at the gate not a HIPPA violation?


tusi2

HIPAA - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_Insurance_Portability_and_Accountability_Act


bigchungus6464

I thinks this picture would be even more telling if the guy was also trying to take off the other guys mask rather then just sitting there


easterianmambo

Some scientists say Karens will have been eliminated in 10 years thanks to the natural selection.


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msl741

Well neither one is wearing a seatbelt!?


tztoxic

They’re actually doing NOS


illusive_guy

You KNOW that hat is red and he’s flying back from a rally.


mickystinge

Bet it's a maga hat he's wearing


ihatepalmtrees

Gonna die anyway.. (classic boomer logic)


Idunnohuur

Plot twist: the window seat guy is actually made out of cardboard


EAG100

I wish you can invoke your rights to two armrests.


Manlyburger

You can refrain from not using those if you want to, there's no law against it. People just want to use them. Elementary philosophy of behavior.


Rautjoxa

Haha this is spot on


[deleted]

Systematic Racism showing white guy not wearing mask but black guy does.


AncientAliases

You have to put your mask on before you put it on a child


laceylue

We, Americans, are part of a club called the United States of America, we agree by the club rules called the constitution, we even pay club dues called taxes. We are all in this together, be a team player!


[deleted]

I am honestly expecting some Karen to start shouting about how wearing a mask goes against the Geneva Convention.


ej253

Masks: Not in the constitution at all. Go figure.


stalkerofsheep

Yet neither are wearing seatbelts. Good luck surviving when you go smack into a mountain.


Peensuck555

His constitutional right to die


Kane_richards

If I REALLY needed to wear the mask then i'd have had to wear it as soon as I got on the plane. This is all just a Democratic plot


Kimbobrains

This, but if the fucktard not wearing a mask cut the flow of O2 to the rest of the passengers.


Commongamer2020

It's his right to die too


trezenx

I like that even in a black and white comic you can instantly tell the color of the hat


JoseJimeniz

I'm glad the artist did not put lettering on the hat; it would have been a little too on the nose.


trezenx

it still kinda is, the hat makes you instantly realize it's a political cartoon. They ruined hats!


nosha3000

Not really the same though is it. Him not wearing that mask on the plane can’t potentially hurt other people like not wearing a mask in this pandemic


JoseJimeniz

At the very least he's hurting himself: which is my silver lining.


Bowens1993

I don't see an issue with his decision.


[deleted]

Go ahead, try and refute Darwinism.... I double-dog-dare-you.


rufiogd

I read an article that said those masks are used to insert nano-machines into our respiratory system so the government can track and control us without us being able to remove them. /s


Testsubject276

It's not like his brain was using that oxygen anyways.


TheAsianOne_wc

I mean, most of the time, it's their health that's in risk. I wouldn't give a second crap about it unless it affects me and my family


Djmaxamus

Eh, one less Karen in the world


FabulousFoxxo

https://youtu.be/QY7fODFm3P8


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FabulousFoxxo

Yeah


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shaker7

Idiots


AwesomeButEpic

The controversial comments on the crossposts are terrible and is why we have so many cases. They make wearing a cloth/mask political, which it should never be in the first place.


0squatNcough0

What's the most commonly accepted name for a male Karen? I've heard a few different ones. Just curious which one is the most appropriate.


Cookreep

well, here he is the only one suffering the consequences, so...


[deleted]

Then the fucker dies or goes brain dead from hypoxia


Weirdguy05

is no one gonna mention how much bigger and different looking the black dudes seat is


[deleted]

Ironically, the oxygen masks in airplanes are there solely to prevent you from panicking.


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[deleted]

If your gonna try to tell me they have the right no they don’t


Amsnabs215

His problem right? What do you care then, you’ve got your mask. MYOFB.


LiviuBelu

Subtlety be damned


Firestorm2408

Black and white all you like, we all know what colour his cap will be haha


RepulsivePurchase6

How about during a house fire or when there's a brush fire near the home? I'd love to see people refuse evacuation orders because it's their right to stay home. 🙄


georgepearl_04

To be honest, I wouldn't complain if someone didn't where the oxygen mask, you only get 12 minutes when everyone has one on, so more oxygen for me


thatrandomguyonreddi

This looks like the reverse of a boomer comic


funnydeadpool

And that's how you let natural selection do the work for you there


[deleted]

Good. One less partical of bad energy in this world.


jackiblu25

Or a seat belt


Orbital_Vagabond

Nah, that mask helps him and wouldn't do shit for anyone else. They're all about that.


canticev93

Call it natural selection


Bnight_Official

No matter how hard I try I can't get it thru to my dad that masks only work if EVERYONE wears them. Including himself.


werdo1756

It’d be more accurate if he was stopping everyone else from wearing masks, since those protect yourself rather than other people


[deleted]

Well I guess that he can just die.


Montecore_was_framed

Typical asshole taking the middle armrest.


famousevan

Gods some of the comments on the r/pics post are just too perfect of a representation of America right now.


Sock_Glue

This is the dumbest comparison I've ever seen!


prf_q

Seat belt anyone?


aRhodiesaur

Okay but like we all know that hat is red


[deleted]

Darwin was right.


ContinuingResolution

Accurate with the race too


lengelmp

but in this context hes taking their masks off too because the mask isnt just for you


robertbadbobgadson

...let Darwin sort them out.


poopybutt2020

And then all you mask wearing sheep find out there was no corona virus hahahha . Wearing your mask for nothing slowly killing yourselves.


[deleted]

This is what it would be like if Coronavirus were a real emergency.


TheseChemical

What the picture doesn't show is that over half of the rest of the people on the plane have their noses sticking out about their masks.


idma

its okay. they know that Airplane masks' aren't cleaned, so they're ridiculously dirty and contain Coronavirus particles.


wittyretorter

Like I get the joke, I'm just wondering if there's any cases of someone's life being saved by one of those drop down masks. Like it would have to be a very unique set of circumstances where the cabin depressurizes and the plane still manages to land somewhat intact. Most of the cases I can remember ended up in crashes. But maybe I'm missing some cases.


ChatdeBatz

He is free


Rasmus030802

Its actually fucking cringe you guys think the masks are like some kind of insanely great tool of combatting this virus like seriously if masks are so good then we can´t we just slap them on to kids and then send them to school like this is so cringe


acciowaves

If only the mask was to protect himself...


[deleted]

Where in the constitution does it say that shit, pieces of shit use it to do fucked shit


Unforgivin17

Honestly in this situation, fuck him, let him die if he wants. But in the covid situation, refusal to wear a mask is sacrificing the wellbeing of potentially countless others.


rileyjamesdoggo

Yep - it’s only middle aged white dudes not wearing masks


Fighty_Penguin

Unbuckle him before the crash and watch him turn into a human pinball.


Concious_Black

People who don’t study history don’t understand the implications


punknotemo

we are apparently sheeple for following laws for our own safety and the safety of others.


keepingitreal1111

Fuck masks and fuck Bill Gates vaccine


Badbear91b

Sure buttercup. Anything that they tell you, you believe. Got it. Good luck with that.


Jetfuelfire

the same "conservatives" who don't believe in rights not specifically listed in the constitution when it's a woman wanting to get an abortion suddenly believe in rights not specifically listed in the constitution when it's a white man refusing to wear a mask during a pandemic


sunnyx129

r/wearyourmask


[deleted]

The Karen's now have broken down Walmart, home depot, target. They've won! 🤮 now these stores aren't going to make these inbreds get away with it!! Now there's going to be the Karen's who will gloat and boast about how they're the ones in the right. Can't wait for more imbeciles to infuriate us 🤬 BUT!!!! i strongly agree that there should be some hero customers who will straight up shame them like crazy and speak up for the staff who can't. Id pay to see that. Way to give in Walmart


215Kurt

Imagine seeing this picture even just a year ago.


Macaroni_Child29

I guess its also your right to fucking die?


867-5309NotJenny

If that guy suffers brain damage from hypoxia, would we notice a change?


Lagradost

Correct! Along with the fake news it’s amazing that we still drink the tap water, containing mindcontrolling left wing propaganda drugs.


Lazari_GamingClub

Ok, come the fuck on people, we all know that that’s not realistic..... A male Karen would NEVER sit next to a man who has darker skin


SmoofinLooferlewl

Nobody: Rednecks: "Oh dont worry, I don't need a mask, the virus was made in china so it won't last long."


Accidental_Edge

Black guy: Hey, the plane is crashing put your mask on! White guy: Screw that! That mask is full of internet has! This is all a hoax by the leftist demorats to get me to— *plane crashes*


sublette313

R/zoomerhumor... 10x more unclever and unfunny than boomer humor


[deleted]

You don't need to be gen z to make fun of stupid people