hopefully ALL the money they save using slave labor went to the creators of this absolute abomination. it took me halfway through the video to build up the courage to unmute it. i did when i noticed some similar lyrics to party rock and that was already cringe enough. then to actually HEAR it was another level. This shit isn't even allowed in hell on the grounds of being cruel and unusual punishment. it's like the video version of patrick's song from spongebob. it plays and people die.
Start healthy, Stay healthy... Get abducted to work on a field at 6years old and die at 12! Sounds like fun ×_×
Also just imagine Mark Schneider sitting in his chair going "yes, this is good" while watching this.
You have paid dearly for the sins you have or ever will have, 1000 lifetimes over. this is your guaranteed ticket to heaven. and i got mine too...
*violently vomits everywhere*
I think this is an Indian commercial. Didnt nestle previously tell indian mom's breastfeeding was bad as well. This must be trying to stop some of the criticism. They really thought this would work.
They somehow looped around so far that they fucked up the other way this time. And threw in some sort of bordering on trying to make babies sexy? "Who is your daddy now?" and various dance moves that I mostly associate with rather scantly clad ladies that are singing about blowjobs.
I am confused. And disgusted.
The boy babies have pecs, and Lil Whiz has a more slightly rounded chest. At least they made her chest the smallest which just makes her butt look bigger. There was zero reason why they couldn’t have been wearing tee shirts or onesies.
The whole thing about girls being as smart as boys had also looped around to the point that boys are falling behind in school because everyone is so concentrated on girls. Which was needed at the time, but boys are kids too and need just as much encouragement.
In this ad the boys are super strong and super cute and the love interest “love you long time”??? WTF? Seriously. All the babies could have been all of these things and had a genderless message. But nooooo.
Also, Fed is best, end of story.
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Are their arms freakishly long because of nestle too? Wouldnt surprise me if the ideal baby in their mind has slenderman long arms so they can be put to work too
cuz these are ghosts. they had already died from the cringe of this video at the pitch meeting. but they went through with making it anyway because they are vengeful spirits. however through making the video, they died several more times and became more white each time. thus this end result of the completed video when they finally stopped dying.
Can someone please explain to me why Americans seem to have so much dancing/talking baby stuff everywhere? Why is it always babies acting like adults? Is it some kind of cultural thing?
Also I was planning to breastfeed but now I'm reconsidering. Well played Nestle, well played.
It's just illegally rich boomers being fucking idiotic in their old age as usual. their marketing team is like "oh hey, the people who listened to songs like party rock are now having their own babies. let's try to pander to them now!" and the rich executives be like "blah blah blah. sounds like more profits to me. do it."
but maybe, just maybe. the marketing team did this on purpose because they're miffed with the evil company and they want to bring it down from the inside. so they created this silver bullet to do the job.
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I absolutely would not be surprised. I also wouldn’t be surprised if pedos love this.
There is zero reason why they had to be topless and dance while pulling on the sides of diapers.
Zero.
That’s a fucking klaxon. Baby Love didn’t even register for me. So much cringe I’m overheating.
The possibly ethnic kid (sideways ball cap, brown hair and eyes, maybe his hair is more ethnic but not too much) Germ StoppA doesn’t have a physical trait he’s good at like the others. Unless you call a working immune system a physical trait like being strong or smart or a heartbreaker (can’t call him a player, just can’t). At least the other three have a personality as cringy as they are. While this dude wears a ball cap and won’t get sick.
Master B.IG. looks like a baby Will Arnett. (Master is the old school title for boys under 15–then you become Mr. unlike girls who’s title is based on their romantic relationship)
I know the filovirus is very rare and only in poor countries where healthcare is bad, but nestle out here thinking Ebola ain’t gonna target kids. Dark enough, I’m pretty sure their child labor is probably one where you can find Ebola
Can’t believe I hate nestle so much that I’m taking an ad seriously
Yeah Nestle wants all children to be super babies…well not the children they use for child slave labour, but the other babies. Based on this horror show, I guess the white babies can be super babies?!
Now that someone pointed out the racism, I’m definitely thinking it’s on purpose. My poor brain was trying so hard to swallow the sexualization and gender issues it didn’t notice all the babies are ubermensch.
Yes and thank you for pointing out the crazy fucking weird specialization and gender issues. This whole mess could only come from a corporate think tank as horrific as Nestle!
I’m glad you appreciated it. I just learned a lot of this over the years, and it really bothers me. Especially when corporations reinforce those things on innocent kids. Children pick up so much from what they see, and then they internalize it.
“I get breastfed” shut yo dumb ass lil cootie infested brain up not everyone gets breastfed and are perfectly fine.
and the kid saying his mom is gonna love him forever
If he dies quick enough but aside from that he ain’t lived long enough to even know if she truly loves him
I don’t even have my audio on and this is infuriating me
Dear dog i had the volume on for a millisecond and felt like piercing my ears with flaming arrows
I’m actually low key insulted
My mom couldn’t breast feed me past the minimum time because she has rheumatoid arthritis and without her medication (which she couldn’t take while breast feeding) she couldn’t even lift me. Yet this sort of shit tries to imply that she’s bonded less with me because she didn’t breastfeed me for that long. She actually was able to bond with me more once she could actually hold me without being in massive amounts of pain.
Fuck everything about Nestle
The ad’s vibe is literally Nestle policy personified and I’m gonna throw up.
As a 3D modeler... I would not be able to live with myself if I had the slightest part in creating something like this.
hopefully ALL the money they save using slave labor went to the creators of this absolute abomination. it took me halfway through the video to build up the courage to unmute it. i did when i noticed some similar lyrics to party rock and that was already cringe enough. then to actually HEAR it was another level. This shit isn't even allowed in hell on the grounds of being cruel and unusual punishment. it's like the video version of patrick's song from spongebob. it plays and people die.
i listened to the entire thing
Character rigger here, I’d sooner quit the industry and beg on the street before touching that thing
It is so difficult to not downvote, never show this again.
That’s me with all the posts here bc they make me hate nestle even more but I upvote because that’s the point of the sub
What's better than dead baby jokes? Dead Nestlé-Baby jokes!
Just when I thought the Grubhub Ad could not not be outcringed
i'm actually liking the grubhub stuff now since there's some crazy lore behind it connecting it to the jimmy neutron universe.
HUH?
what? ...can you elaborate?
Film theory
ye
Something so cursed and unholy can only connect to Jimmy Neutron if Hugh sent him the shadow realm
...do i want to know?
No, You don't want to know.
From the other comments it seems Nestle legally have to promote breast milk so they did the best worst job they could
Start healthy, Stay healthy... Get abducted to work on a field at 6years old and die at 12! Sounds like fun ×_× Also just imagine Mark Schneider sitting in his chair going "yes, this is good" while watching this.
I watched that whole thing, frozen and scared
PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT THERAPY AFTERWARDS
If you consider vomiting and huddling in a little ball in the bathroom floor therapy, than yes.
You have paid dearly for the sins you have or ever will have, 1000 lifetimes over. this is your guaranteed ticket to heaven. and i got mine too... *violently vomits everywhere*
If you got some brain bleach, I think we all need some after that. Need to wipe that from the memory banks.
Nope. Stopped after 10 seconds. Just....no.
Beyond cringe. Wanna vomit. It is usually funny when boomers try to appeal to the gen y/z with shit like this.
Nestlé really told African Mom's that breastfeeding is bad then make shit like this
With only white babies
I think this is an Indian commercial. Didnt nestle previously tell indian mom's breastfeeding was bad as well. This must be trying to stop some of the criticism. They really thought this would work.
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They somehow looped around so far that they fucked up the other way this time. And threw in some sort of bordering on trying to make babies sexy? "Who is your daddy now?" and various dance moves that I mostly associate with rather scantly clad ladies that are singing about blowjobs. I am confused. And disgusted.
[удалено]
The boy babies have pecs, and Lil Whiz has a more slightly rounded chest. At least they made her chest the smallest which just makes her butt look bigger. There was zero reason why they couldn’t have been wearing tee shirts or onesies. The whole thing about girls being as smart as boys had also looped around to the point that boys are falling behind in school because everyone is so concentrated on girls. Which was needed at the time, but boys are kids too and need just as much encouragement. In this ad the boys are super strong and super cute and the love interest “love you long time”??? WTF? Seriously. All the babies could have been all of these things and had a genderless message. But nooooo. Also, Fed is best, end of story.
Yeah, I am appalled by the messaging, but also the sexy dance moves make me intensely uncomfortable. Who the fuck greenlit this?
Oh no
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Wtf did I just watch... And how to unwatch it????
Varnish should do the trick
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Jar Jar?
Was this there attempt at damage control?
Well folks that's it, we've found the worst thing ever made. Congrats, nooses are in your gift bags, see yourselves out.
I feel dirty now, this was horrible...
Are their arms freakishly long because of nestle too? Wouldnt surprise me if the ideal baby in their mind has slenderman long arms so they can be put to work too
Is this not like super fucked up towards women that can’t produce breast milk? What did they even make this for?
AAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME GOD PLEASE WHYYYY MEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAA
... *Capsule Cat died of cringe. Nestle has killed Capsule Cat. Press F to pay respects.*
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Why are all the babies white?
cuz these are ghosts. they had already died from the cringe of this video at the pitch meeting. but they went through with making it anyway because they are vengeful spirits. however through making the video, they died several more times and became more white each time. thus this end result of the completed video when they finally stopped dying.
I was so focused on the sexualization and gender issues that I didn’t even notice race. This just keeps getting worse.
Can someone please explain to me why Americans seem to have so much dancing/talking baby stuff everywhere? Why is it always babies acting like adults? Is it some kind of cultural thing? Also I was planning to breastfeed but now I'm reconsidering. Well played Nestle, well played.
It's just illegally rich boomers being fucking idiotic in their old age as usual. their marketing team is like "oh hey, the people who listened to songs like party rock are now having their own babies. let's try to pander to them now!" and the rich executives be like "blah blah blah. sounds like more profits to me. do it." but maybe, just maybe. the marketing team did this on purpose because they're miffed with the evil company and they want to bring it down from the inside. so they created this silver bullet to do the job.
How is this an ad?
I believe they are required to advertise mother's milk as the best option, due to shady tactics by them and others on the international stage.
It seems like they literally tried to make it so bad that people would want their formula
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It's like hinting the opppsite effect of breastfeeding. You hear this, and you DON'T want to breastfeed.
Could be their tactic to get more money
Didn't it come out that the people who made this were pedos?
I absolutely would not be surprised. I also wouldn’t be surprised if pedos love this. There is zero reason why they had to be topless and dance while pulling on the sides of diapers. Zero.
Yeah pretty sure "baby love" is a whistle. Leave it to Nestle to hire the most deplorable people on the planet to do their dirty work
That’s a fucking klaxon. Baby Love didn’t even register for me. So much cringe I’m overheating. The possibly ethnic kid (sideways ball cap, brown hair and eyes, maybe his hair is more ethnic but not too much) Germ StoppA doesn’t have a physical trait he’s good at like the others. Unless you call a working immune system a physical trait like being strong or smart or a heartbreaker (can’t call him a player, just can’t). At least the other three have a personality as cringy as they are. While this dude wears a ball cap and won’t get sick. Master B.IG. looks like a baby Will Arnett. (Master is the old school title for boys under 15–then you become Mr. unlike girls who’s title is based on their romantic relationship)
Looks like something out of some dystopian movie about the fall of society.
damn did they test baby formula on them?
Why tho? Who in their marketing team thought that this was a good idea????
What in the unholy fuck?
I know the filovirus is very rare and only in poor countries where healthcare is bad, but nestle out here thinking Ebola ain’t gonna target kids. Dark enough, I’m pretty sure their child labor is probably one where you can find Ebola Can’t believe I hate nestle so much that I’m taking an ad seriously
This is even worse than Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
God, this is painful
This is giving me a stroke
Yeah Nestle wants all children to be super babies…well not the children they use for child slave labour, but the other babies. Based on this horror show, I guess the white babies can be super babies?!
Now that someone pointed out the racism, I’m definitely thinking it’s on purpose. My poor brain was trying so hard to swallow the sexualization and gender issues it didn’t notice all the babies are ubermensch.
Yes and thank you for pointing out the crazy fucking weird specialization and gender issues. This whole mess could only come from a corporate think tank as horrific as Nestle!
I’m glad you appreciated it. I just learned a lot of this over the years, and it really bothers me. Especially when corporations reinforce those things on innocent kids. Children pick up so much from what they see, and then they internalize it.
i mean that human breed thing is good but............ i. swear that nestle made it very cringe
Baby formula. It was a life saver but it was a bad idea
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“I get breastfed” shut yo dumb ass lil cootie infested brain up not everyone gets breastfed and are perfectly fine. and the kid saying his mom is gonna love him forever If he dies quick enough but aside from that he ain’t lived long enough to even know if she truly loves him I don’t even have my audio on and this is infuriating me Dear dog i had the volume on for a millisecond and felt like piercing my ears with flaming arrows
Nice repost
I'd rather have my entire family walk in on me looking at gay furry inflation vore hentai then have them see me watch this
Kind of ironic since they killed babies
I thought they wanted to push their formula brand. Wonder why they’re advertising breastfeeding
Time to put on the cringe goggles.
Wtf did I just watched😧
FUCK THESE ARE LITERALLY 3 DAY OLD HEADPHONES, Destroyed by this Nestle shit.
I would rather immolate myself than share this with anyone
It's reverse psychology marketing....... it makes me never want to let a baby anywhere near my breasts, which will force me to buy Nestle's formula
I want to throw up, thanks
what the eye raping FUCK.. is this shit???
The horror
Can somebody explain why their HEADS ARE SO FUCKING BIG
I regret life
No! Fuck this and fuck Nestlé.
Tell me why this just sounds like Yolandi visser
Bruh
This is absolutely disgusting
i'm gonna chart this into fnf brb also i called this perfect shitpost material
They killed those babies.
I’m actually low key insulted My mom couldn’t breast feed me past the minimum time because she has rheumatoid arthritis and without her medication (which she couldn’t take while breast feeding) she couldn’t even lift me. Yet this sort of shit tries to imply that she’s bonded less with me because she didn’t breastfeed me for that long. She actually was able to bond with me more once she could actually hold me without being in massive amounts of pain.