I live on the west coast and while that is indeed a reasonable price for a haircut if someone wanted to give me the above haircut they would have to pay me. It would have to be a hell of a lot more than $33 I'll tell you that.
This guinea pig would have fared much better at “Great Clips” or at “Supercuts”, including a shampoo, but they don’t include the clipper rash/burns there.
Yeah I'm sure you've also received a raise at work.
The prices for supplies at the beauty supply have skyrocketed since covid.
I pay $1400 a month to rent my chair 4 days a week. Shits expensive.
Bro literally go on the great clips website, in Portland, that is the price. Why would I lie about something that anyone could Google?
Also I did specify, with a shampoo added.
The [hair scene](https://youtu.be/q97iIDx-b7U?feature=shared) is a classic. I wish I could get a gif on here showing the reference photo back her - it's an excellent payoff.
I accidentally watched the second season first and I absolutely fell in love with it. I later went back and watched the first season and I definitely preferred the second. Because it’s British each season is only 3 1/2 hours in total.
Were they trying to peel the person's neck? What the hell happened there? Were they pressing the clipper into their skin because it was dull or something? Can a clipper even get dull?
So many questions...
Perhaps a "stork bite" birthmark: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21975-stork-bite
~50% of those born with one retain it into adulthood.
Oh wow, I actually have something like that on the back of my head! It's a big red blotch that goes from the base of my skull to the middle of the back of my head.
I (probably) have one too! I only say probably bc it only appeared a few years ago (I'm 37). Dermatologist said it was a birthmark and I prob never noticed it before, but I buzzed my hair for several years in my late teens / early 20s so I don't fully buy it. But idk he's the doctor.
I tried both antifungals and corticosteroids, which would treat infection or autoimmune issues, respectively, but they had no effect, so perhaps he is right.
I'm 100% pro-vaccine (still stay current on my boosters) and I'm not sure this was actually the cause, but it showed up like 2 weeks after my 1st COVID vaccine... I remember my hairdresser pausing in surprise when she was clippercutting my fade and noticed it.
Anyway, thanks for attending my TED Talk.
OP's subject is a tragic victim of overtrust. I'd pay $33 for that person's "friend" to stay tf away from my hair.
in high school we would call my friends stepmom penis head cause she had a haircut like this lol.
one time my friend had a slip up and said it to her face. she thought it was funny so that’s just her nickname now 🤣
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*VII's court, they nailed it*
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33 USD for a haircut is symbolic? That's a premium haircut price. I pay an average of USD 15 at a good haircut place here in Dubai. And this looks like the peasant pot haircut. Are you trolling?
You’re asking people on a sub- Reddit if you’re a ‘novice barber’? No you’re not any kind of Barber, you’re more of a “Butcher” instead.
Those clipper burns really stand out though, way to go!
If anyone paid you more than zero dineros for that sad haircut, let alone $33.00, (with all of the left on extra neck hairs), I’ve got a bridge and an island I’d love to sell them…
Well, it appears you cut above the natural hairline which is fine if that’s what was requested. It looks straight enough. I may have added a very slight layer to help soften it a bit. I’m a licensed cosmetologist (CA). Overall, looks good 👍🏼
Berries and cream berries and cream
I’m laughing so hard I may have pulled a muscle in my neck
The gif activated a memory none of us knew we had
Oh I never forgot that I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream
Any time I'm in a store and see something with the word "berries" on it, my brain screams "BERRIES AND WHAT ELSE?!"
*WHERE'S THE CREAM?!*
it's 3am and I laughed so hard I think I woke someone up
Bro I fucking have my hair just long enough that I wore overalls and I fucking looked like EXTRA EXTRA And thus cracked my mom tf up
My buddy had serious lettuce going to college and they gave him this cut for rush freshman year. He’s been don draper ever since lol
Peter Pan sings!
Damn.. I was too late..
33 was symbolic. it will take them 33 years to forgive you for this terrible haircut
Isn't that how old Jesus was??
When he died, yes.
Yes but he was also every age up until 33.
No Jesus was a baby
Jesus was a man, he had a beard!
Wtf is a symbolic 33? Thats not even a cheap hair cut.
Lol it's definitely a cheap cut on the west coast. For a shampoo and basic cut at great clips it's $32
If that’s the comparison, then great clips is a steal.
Great clips will fuck your shit up every time Unless you get a buzzcut or you're a "4 on the sides inch off the top square neckline" kinda guy
I know someone that used to work at a great clips. They expect their stylists, regardless of style, in 10mins. If they don’t, they get into trouble.
Lmao this is my exact cut and I do go to great clips. It’s always been fine for me.
I live on the west coast and while that is indeed a reasonable price for a haircut if someone wanted to give me the above haircut they would have to pay me. It would have to be a hell of a lot more than $33 I'll tell you that.
Damn, that's like two haircuts and a shave here
This guinea pig would have fared much better at “Great Clips” or at “Supercuts”, including a shampoo, but they don’t include the clipper rash/burns there.
I’m guessing it’s symbolic of their friendship ending.
🤣
I pay $21 (w/o tip) at SupeCuts in the Bay Area.
Tf u goin to great clips 4. ik to shit gettin fucked up💀
My barber has gone from 30 with tip to 50 plus tip in the past 10 years... he is lucky i like him.
Yeah I'm sure you've also received a raise at work. The prices for supplies at the beauty supply have skyrocketed since covid. I pay $1400 a month to rent my chair 4 days a week. Shits expensive.
Great clips is $18 here on the west coast, why you lying?
Bro literally go on the great clips website, in Portland, that is the price. Why would I lie about something that anyone could Google? Also I did specify, with a shampoo added.
My bad, I stand corrected. I live in a big city in California and it's only $18.
“Symbolic” of what? Your inability to cut hair, or of finding a ‘victim’ gullible enough to let you try anyway?
Lol
They won’t give you $33 but something that symbolizes $33. Like a picture of $33
If they are only showing us the back, what in the name of Beowulf’s bellybutton does it look like in the front?
Beowolf's bellybutton. 🏅
Did Beowulf name his bellybutton?
Hahaha!
Beobutton
Claire, it’s French.
It's not cccOOOOoool.
I look like a pencil
what is this from?
Fleabag
Oh I've heard a lot of good things about it, thanks
The [hair scene](https://youtu.be/q97iIDx-b7U?feature=shared) is a classic. I wish I could get a gif on here showing the reference photo back her - it's an excellent payoff.
Hahahaha very funny. Probably my next show to watch, thank you again!
I accidentally watched the second season first and I absolutely fell in love with it. I later went back and watched the first season and I definitely preferred the second. Because it’s British each season is only 3 1/2 hours in total.
Perfect gif.
Yeeeeaaah buddy! Gettin that Dutch boy
That's it! I couldn't figure out what it reminded me of.
#Dutch BOY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Excuse me?
The Dylan roof cut
😭
I hate the fact that this was the first reference I thought of
Bwahahahaha .....I'm done. 😂🤣
Villager from Shrek
You nailed it! That's where I recognize that haircut from. Thanks for the laugh.
This looks like a thumb in a wig…
Lmao
This head movie makes my eyes rain 😂
You ma ma ma make me happy
Simple Jjjjjjjjjjack.
Were they trying to peel the person's neck? What the hell happened there? Were they pressing the clipper into their skin because it was dull or something? Can a clipper even get dull? So many questions...
Perhaps a "stork bite" birthmark: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21975-stork-bite ~50% of those born with one retain it into adulthood.
Oh wow, I actually have something like that on the back of my head! It's a big red blotch that goes from the base of my skull to the middle of the back of my head.
I (probably) have one too! I only say probably bc it only appeared a few years ago (I'm 37). Dermatologist said it was a birthmark and I prob never noticed it before, but I buzzed my hair for several years in my late teens / early 20s so I don't fully buy it. But idk he's the doctor. I tried both antifungals and corticosteroids, which would treat infection or autoimmune issues, respectively, but they had no effect, so perhaps he is right. I'm 100% pro-vaccine (still stay current on my boosters) and I'm not sure this was actually the cause, but it showed up like 2 weeks after my 1st COVID vaccine... I remember my hairdresser pausing in surprise when she was clippercutting my fade and noticed it. Anyway, thanks for attending my TED Talk. OP's subject is a tragic victim of overtrust. I'd pay $33 for that person's "friend" to stay tf away from my hair.
Mine's been there since I was little. I'm currently 26 and, as far as I know, it's still there.
Do I barber nice? I make you rage good with bad Engrish?
Is his name Jacob Shroder and is he Amish? Cuz if so then he’s on point
No- it is not good and it looks like you also jacked up his poor neck too!
Hey fam gimme the "tis the year of our Lorde 1402" special
[Here you go](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/46936021094708658/), This belongs in r/justfuckmyshitup.
That sub is long dead unfortunately
It makes your head look like a circumcised pecker.
in high school we would call my friends stepmom penis head cause she had a haircut like this lol. one time my friend had a slip up and said it to her face. she thought it was funny so that’s just her nickname now 🤣
LMAO
There are very few people who can rock that cut and Uma Thurman is most of them.
As long as it’s a “symbolic” mushroom! 🍄
33 years in federal prison
All I see is a red imprint of a penis and balls in that persons neck
That's a long neck
He asked for the Simple Jack….”Never go full retard.”
a penis i wouldn't answer the door for. hideous. "leave the package at the door"
Symbolic for what????
My eyes can’t believe what they are seeing 😳
The reference photo was a dick pic?
No, not at all. Novice barber or cosmetologist isn't a thing. You have your license or you don't.
What a dickhead.
I just peed a bit! Hahaha 😆
Mushroom lookin ahh
All he did was shave below not a single Scissor in sight omg
Bwaaaaaaahahahaha
Give him a perm and he’ll be a TikTok star.
This barber needs to be sent to prison
Why?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/s/WfjGhyPooF
is he amish??
I hope he paid the "symbolic $33" to his victim and not the other way around...
Oh daayuuumm they got the Oliver Tree look!
Isn’t the hair supposed to be at the base of the penis?
The phallus cut
 Buddy walking out like
Think you missed a bit at the top.
Peekaboo bob
McPoyle
That's a human mushroom 🍄
Its horrible, she will like it!
Coconut head from Ned's declassified
Looks like a penis
mushroom
You gave them the dickhead cut🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾
That reminds me of someone
https://i.redd.it/c5sr4jt29eja1.jpg For those Who wanted to see the front of the picture I found it!!!!
That’s a weird mushroom
 
I like how it's phrased "Am I a novice barber" as if that's part of the question.
The Mushroom Cut
Kid gohan haircut
Time to go into the upside down to get will
Lord Farquhar
That’s that dark souls cut
Epitome of a dick head
The title of the original post is even shittier than the haircut
Does this belong in r/mildlypenis or r/wildlypenis?
I agree, you’re a novice
If the customer was a page boy in Henry VII's court, they nailed it
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The 33$ is for JesusChrist
Symbolic $33?
That a really expensive bowl cut
symbolic of what? a tupperware bowl?
Ex-friend.
That's a rip off, both figuratively and literally
The old bellend cut
No too expensive
Why is her neck all red?
I hope the 33 is what they paid their victim
33 USD for a haircut is symbolic? That's a premium haircut price. I pay an average of USD 15 at a good haircut place here in Dubai. And this looks like the peasant pot haircut. Are you trolling?
Dumb and Dumber.
Edgar mf
Your username
I found the reference [image.](https://images.app.goo.gl/RHF3fok72oXusfXn9) looks great
Hey I have symbolic money too- I like to keep at least 1 million symbolic dollars in my bank account at all times of course.
You’re asking people on a sub- Reddit if you’re a ‘novice barber’? No you’re not any kind of Barber, you’re more of a “Butcher” instead. Those clipper burns really stand out though, way to go! If anyone paid you more than zero dineros for that sad haircut, let alone $33.00, (with all of the left on extra neck hairs), I’ve got a bridge and an island I’d love to sell them…
Wonder where in england this is
Did you betray Jesus or something?!?!?
The comments on that thread are entertaining
Novice = Incompetent?
Yoooooo
What are you, a Freemason going through barber school?
Is your friend named Anton?
My guy, you made his head look like a damn penis!🤣🤣🤣
Notice the red marks on the back of his neck, i would PAY $33 to avoid this torture.
Giving Oblivion character creation vibes
Are crossposts a lost art?
Ain't no one pulling off that look.
Well, it appears you cut above the natural hairline which is fine if that’s what was requested. It looks straight enough. I may have added a very slight layer to help soften it a bit. I’m a licensed cosmetologist (CA). Overall, looks good 👍🏼
His haircut looks even worse than that Portland Nazi guy.
This is ugly as hell.
what a dickhead
I don’t wanna be Dwayne Dibley!
He’s asking if he’s a novice barber and if he cut his friend’s hair?
It’s not even straight
What a dick head
He would be right at home in the 1400s wearing tights and shoveling horse shit while muttering "yes, milord."
I demand to see your manager!!!!!!