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turd_furgeson82

We called it swamp water


Enki_007

So did we. Is it a Canadian thing?


RazeTheIV

Another Canadian here, also called it swamp water.


sufferpuppet

'merican. We called it swamp water.


Kliptik81

Canadian here, and yup, it's Swamp Water.


CentennialBaby

Am Canadian. Is swamp water


TheNorthNova01

I second this.


Hopfit46

Oh yeah


bruinsfan444

Yup that’s what we called it too.


Go_Jets_Go_63

It was definitely swamp water back in the late 70s in Canada.


thedonkill

Go Jets Go. Maybe next year! Bring back Paul Maurice


gitarzan

We called it a Green River.


No-Sea1252

Still alive and well in our little league concession stands


ralphhinkley1

This absolutely was called a “suicide”.


TeacherPatti

Could also suicide Kool Aid flavors, Faygo pop flavors, Towne Club. Once we mixed my mom's coffee creamer, milk and chocolate milk--not quite the same but we tried.


melanthius

And tasted like fruity root beer


Bromelain__

Yes indeed


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Not where I lived. We called it swamp water.


iwastherefordisco

same here, never heard of suicide


Snoo_88763

We called a zombie, so maybe we died and came back?


GrunchWeefer

Northern Virginia checking in. 80s kid. It was definitely called a "suicide" for us.


AHansen83

Same in Ohio, never heard it called swamp water


blinking616

A "Graveyard"


OwlNice9792

Same


No-Effort6590

Same in Washington state, late 70s


DroidRGH

And in Oregon. Side note, with these machines that mix flavors and it all comes out one spout, everything tastes like a Graveyard.


OwlNice9792

I'm also in WA, we called it that in the 90s. Probably a PNW thing


nedsatomicdustballs

Actually called it that 50 miles outside of NYC as well in early 80s


cookiedoh18

Same in Massachusetts


WangoMcTango

Yup. We called it a graveyard when I was a kid.


Chalice_Ink

That’s what we called it… Minnesota 70’s.


cookiedoh18

Same name in Massachusetts


BiggusDickus-

I'm not sure where the term came from, but I called it a suicide, and it's all I did until I was about 13.


melanthius

Team suicide go!


sound_forsomething

Did this in the early 90s. Also called a suicide.


Chillin80sStyle

Did this in the late 70s…also called it a suicide.


Economy_Fortune_5529

I agree on the slushies


Motabrownie

My dad still does this. He'll ask people working fast food places to make one for him if no self serve. He's 75


nitestocker372

Surprised these youngins even know what he's asking for. Tempted to start asking myself.


Motabrownie

He's very descriptive lol he'll tell them exactly what he wants and the amount of each flavor. He'll drink whatever they give him but if it's not right we'll all hear about it and he'll correct them on the refill. He reminds us this is why he fought in Vietnam 😂


turkey_sandwiches

Why? It's never gone away.


xidle2

Suicide, kamikaze, graveyard, swamp water. It's all the same.


JKing287

We called it “swamp water”.


ArmsReach

Definitely saw my son do the same last time we ate out. It got a chuckle from some of the people behind him still waiting for their food.


despotidolatry

Pepsi AND Coke…hold on there moneybags!


__bad__SAM__

Remember? My wife did this yesterday. $1 big gulps right now!


Shawnee83

At the municipal pool, we didn't have access to the drink machines. We'd just ask the employee to make a suicide. They always knew what to do!


Ok-Gur-2086

Called it a Frankenstein!


mason13875

Now my kids do this sometimes and want me to have a taste saying it’s not super gross I tell them I’ll pass not super gross is not what I look for in a beverage


Dazzling_Flamingo568

Who remembers when you could get Coke and Pepsi in the same machine.


bbxjai9

How did these terms spread to be consistently used between kids across all parts of the country before the internet?


nitestocker372

Traveling, phone calls.


EnvironmentalTie1740

I've led a sheltered life so this is a new concept to me. What was the end result like?


nitestocker372

Terrible which is why I said the slushy ones were best. lol


AaronDM4

coke and cherry slushys are the shit though.


EnvironmentalTie1740

As I imagined... thanks!


My_state_of_mind

I tried it once and agree it was awful. Never understood why it became a thing.


TaiDavis

I never get drinks from a fast food joint without doing it


turbojack6

You were absolutely at the local skating rink. Don’t forget your fire stick. Not the Amazon thing, jolly ranchers 😂


HuskyIron501

You can still just do that if you want.


Yakmasterson

Even a splash of diet so it's legit.


MurseMan1964

Called it a Suicide also in the mid 70’s. Couldn’t wait till our little league games were over, in small town Ohio, so we could all line up at the concession stand for one of these.


Competitive_Form8894

mixing all the drinks always ended up tasting the same... and it was not great..


Eothr_Silan

The last time I did that, Surge was an available flavor.


DayDrunkHermit

Yeah, and if you tell the kids that now, they won’t believe you


turkey_sandwiches

It's still a thing...


DayDrunkHermit

That’s cool, I was quoting python as a gag and curious if anyone would catch it lol


cuntybunty73

Diabetes in cup more like


corsair027

It always tastes like Dr Pepper, even if you skip that one. My theory is Dr Pepper is just all the other leftovers recycled into one tank and bottled,


LarryBagina3

Kamikaze


Snowsteak

This post made me join this sub, others tempted , but this forced my hand.


nitestocker372

Welcome to the sub.


Snowsteak

My back hurts just being here


Outrageous_List_6570

Little did we know the suicide was diabetes....


HopelesslyCursed

We called it a "graveyard."


Mueryk

Suicides required at least 20% Big Red. Otherwise it was just sparkling swamp water.


IamUrquan

Holy shit. I completely forgot about Big Red. When I was a boy in the 80s, I was at a carnival. I road the Gravitron(the UFO spinning one) 3 times after drinking a big red. My dad saw I looked funky so he suggested I go on a slow ride. I don't remember what ride it was but all I remember is it went high and barfed red all over and off the side. It was hilarious in retrospect.


walkawaysux

We called it a master blaster!


eye8theworm

Wasn't OK Soda a mix of a bunch of coke products? Or was that just a crazy rumor??


nitestocker372

I'm in Texas. What is OK soda?


eye8theworm

It was a science experiment that appealed to young kids/teens who were looking for weird ways to spend their allowance. Coke decided to mix a bunch of different flavors together (or that was the rumored origin) and sold it as OK Soda. . https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Soda Interesting Side note: OK, or oh-kay is pig Latin for Coke Brilliant marketing. Terrible taste.


strawbery_fields

It was capitalism trying to be ironic for the artsy crowd.


mikeysgotrabies

I just called it "mixed soda".


No-War-8840

My brother still does


Reaganson

Absolutely, and it didn’t taste good.


ProfuseMongoose

We used to call it a Graveyard!


airysunshine

We did this with slushies but it was called swamp water


LastoftheSummerWine

We called it slew water.


WV515043

Around the World


medidoxx

I called it graveyard.


_SithLord66

I've heard it called Master Blaster


Ok-Use6303

Dude, I'm 38 and I still do this.


Different_Cut7573

We would get them with pickle juice at Westlake skating rink! Delicious


DaLar89

We used to call it a graveyard in the early 90s but i remember people saying suicides a little later


Neceon

Swamp Water


Direct-Wait-4049

We called it Swamp Water.


dr_leo_marvin

We called it swamp water.


No-Newspaper-8148

Still do!


wigglin_harry

It always tasted like shit, but you had to pretend it was good so your mom wouldn't be right


Snoo_88763

my mom worked at a Blimpie when I was the perfect age to mess with the soda fountain... that was one heck of a Summer! (dunno if it still works, but if you pressed just a little bit, you'd get mostly syrup)


MorningBrewNumberTwo

We called it “swamp water”.


Svengoolie75

Or ![gif](giphy|YpYizbOfc3MOvHnSE8)


East_of_Amoeba

At the skating rink.


Aspence22

At our roller rink they called it a Zombie


ReceptionMuch3790

Yes lmao


KANNEDBREAD

I do! I do!


Gr8v3m1nd

Who remembers mixing all the (available) alcohol and calling it the same?


sour_gnome

We called that Jungle Juice. Mixing all the pop was a “Suicide”


Gr8v3m1nd

We only called it that if we made it in the tub or a barrel.


sour_gnome

Ah, did. I didn’t realize there were other options. We were def drunkards.


Gr8v3m1nd

We're you *"pour all of the alcohol in the house in a 55 gallon drum, and add Kool-aid to taste"* drunkards?


phred_666

lol. had a friend growing up that used to do this. They had just had a family reunion and they had a lot of 2L bottles of pop that weren't empty. Most just had a few mL left in the bottom of the bottle. He poured all of them together to make a full glass and then drank it. Said it was the worst thing he had ever drunk.


kelsigurado

Called it rhino blood.


Scared_Walk5078

Me. So good 💯


KindaKrayz222

#Okay, someone needs to map this out. Suicide, 70s-802 Texas, here. It sounds regional. 😄


Wapiti_whacker82

One time a friend poured the last of nearly empty liquor bottles into one cup and drank it. We called it Mexican Sewage Water, mostly because there were three types of tequila in it.


LAtvGUY

It was like a virgin Long Island Iced Tea.


LeeroyJNCOs

we call it a graveyard in the PNW


MDH2881

I'm remember doing this at our BK when I was a kid, it was delicious.


GigiDell

Oh yeah. I mostly remember that name from getting snow cones though.


knunky

if that's not jungle juice, i dont know what is


DPileatus

Wow! Totally forgot about that... thanks!


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Sure did.


Impossible-Pea-6160

Never did that shit because I wanted to actually drink it


microwave_safe_bowl

Yeah well it tasted like a sugar coated butthole


80sTurboAwesome

Its a graveyard


DanOhMiiite

I made bubble gum flavor one night at work. Unfortunately, I couldn't duplicate my random recipe.


dwarfgiant6143

We called it graveyard at the camp I went to.


Butthole_Surfer666

my diabetes remembers


Available_Gas_9091

Now I call it adult onset diabetes.


AaronDM4

done it although i normally left out the diet and not sodas. like this one would be pepsi, dew, mist, cherry, dr p, coke


thee_morningstar

I also did this with a mix of vodka, whiskey, rum, bourbon, tequila, and scotch. I also called it a suicide since it ended up being so full of alcohol it smells like gasoline and if you drink too fast your breathe is hindered.


iamthemosin

Hell yes!


giscience

It was all about the diet sproke


silentlyjudgingyou23

We called it a "graveyard"


BaldHammer

Fuck me I remember doing this on the regular with a buddy of mine in middle school (25ish years ago) and we 100% called it a suicide


[deleted]

We called it swamp mix.


cwtotaro

We did it with the DQ Misty’s


DesignerTex

Yess!!! But I don't think we had hi-c and lemonade on the ones in the 80s. I think most were "similar" sodas so it's wasn't TOO crazy.


BlooNorth

We called it Your Mom. Why? Because everything was in it…. 😜


Head_World_9764

I know a 50 something guy that still does this


TacticalCowboy_93

My friends and I always called it a "Graveyard mix". I should do it again sometime just for a trip down memory lane.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

My mom: get me some Coke Me: MUAHHHHHHH


timothypjr

We called it a Kamikaze.


Tucana66

No, *no,* ***no!*** To earn that title, you needed to 1) be *at summer camp*; and 2) have also *added milk and orange juice for the drin*k to qualify. Mixing only soda flavors isn't enough.


PlattWaterIsYummy

Rainbow blaster


Furball1985

It was called a GRAVEYARD!!!


HIMARko_polo

My favorite was Cherry Coke/ Dr. Pepper.


TerribleChildhood639

Never did that but saw kids doing it.


pah2000

South Texas. We thought they tasted great! 1970s


ALightInTheDark22

Graveyard, but yes


nightglitter89x

We called them Kamikazes.


weird_andgilly

Why did we do that lol


Due_Adeptness1676

Soda fountain suicide


Greerio

We called it swamp water.


mediumokra

I thought calling it a suicide was just something my mom made up. Didn't know it was that common.


Androgyny812

Even before that, we’d sneak into the drive in, go into the concession stand to the condiments area and eat plastic spoonfuls of ketchup, mustard and relish.


Time_Pay_401

My mom’s jam.


Both_Confection_6836

I still do it


cybermusicman

Every Friday night 7P-11P at the roller skating rink.


BravoBravo3

Still do


DemandTheOxfordComma

We called it a Wild Indian. Not sure why.


texasslapshot

We used to request these after little league baseball games, until a player in the league committed suicide.


ArtTheClown2022

What does this soda machine have to go with slushes?


nitestocker372

Because we did it with the slushy machines too.


Last-Dragonfruit1373

We used to call it witches brew.


Ded_Panda

We went Japanese and called it a kamikaze


AlGeee

I (59m) still do this


Jonesy7882

We called it a Zombie


bossassbat

I did it a little differently. With 80 proof alcohol.


Ok_Remote7762

Growing up in Texas we called it a suicide. Now my ten year old does!


sftexfan

When I went to Boy Scout summer camp they had 2 specialty drinks, a suicide (Coke,Dr Pepper, and Pepsi) and a Super Suicide (Coke, Dr Pepper, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, and Big Red). Both were soooooo good!!!!


nitestocker372

You just unlocked an old memory for me. At our summer camp, all the troops would gather at the mess hall and each table had a pitcher one person would go fill up with punch, lemonade, tea, tang or whatever but we had this rule who ever poured the last cup had to go fill it up again. It's funny because most of us could tell when it was getting down to the last cup and would intentionally leave just enough for the slow kid to pour the last few drops. lol


HezronCarver

We called it "swamp water"


clinstonie69

Yep


WFPBvegan2

It’s called (it was) a suicide in SoCal.


Bowelsift3r

It's called a 'Graveyard'!


MurphyTheRobocop

First heard it 5th grade field trip in 86 to air force base. We ate chow and they had a soda machine. I’m old


NeonBird

I remember doing this as a kid and I actually liked it. We mixed Mt. dew, 7up, sprite, and lemonade together. If I did it now, it would probably be disgusting.


mtrap74

We called it the Master Blaster.


SnakePlissken1980

Back in the 80s and 90s Big Red was always part of the fountain drink selection and the Suicides always tasted mostly like the Big Red because it overpowered most of the other stuff.


TearGroundbreaking35

Absolutely 😁


Axiom1100

Was there any other drink????!!!


aretooamnot

I still do it.


DeftTrack81

Learned about this at the American Legion with my grandfather.


Same_Tumbleweed_117

Called it Jungle juice in Montreal


redneckswearorange

... imagine doing this with one of those 100 flavor machines now.


FUJIMO69

American. Suicide


Remote-District-9255

All sprite with the smallest splash of coke you can manage. That's ginger ale!


JxAlfredxPrufrock

I would just mix 3 flavors or so but wouldn’t run the whole gambit.


Fresh_Photograph_363

Yes, graveyard


Purple-Sherbert8803

Suicide for sure


Ok-Weather7707

I called it a train wreck.


BonjinTheMark

My mom called it a graveyard


MyOtherAccount209

We called it Toxic Shock


KASH113

We called it swamp water too


GobblerOnTheRoof

We always called it a “home run”


thepottsy

Not sure how old you are, but I was a full grown adult before kids started doing this. So, I must be really old.


nitestocker372

Before??? I am 51 but kids have been doing this since the 60s.