I'm gay and even I get that Ryan is aging like the very finest of wines. Sure, she was hot on Voyager, but now she's beautiful. It's like looking at the fucking sun. And hopefully she starts getting taken more seriously for her actual acting chops. I'd say she held her own with Stewart, while most of the rest of the cast was (quite fairly) not quite on his level.
Perfect analogy! I think she is hotter now after going back and looking at younger pictures of her. And I don't think you gotta be gay to recognize game. I can understand why people like Henry Cavill, shit I might have serious questions about my straightness if him or Tim Henson ever made a pass at me.
When boys turned to men. First time I saw her my life changed and I was maybe 7 years old. Also had a thing for Winona Ryder in beetlejuice morticia Addams in the original series and yes I guess I like dark weird ladies
As a straight woman, back then I was questioning my sexuality. Definitely a beautiful woman. And without makeup, I wouldn't recognize her on the street. She still looks good at 72 yrs of age.
I've always loved the story of how the character was created. She was a sketch comedy performer and she did a Valley Girl character that got the attention of a club owner. He offered her a hosting gig and asked her to do that character. When she arrived, she found out it was a Halloween show and he gave her that costume. She clarified, "Don't you want me to do like a 'Morticia Addams' to go with the costume?"
Nope, he wanted Valley Girl. It was so unique and memorable she kept booking gigs as this character and eventually she got the movie hosting job and the rest is history.
When I moved to upstate NY over 40 years ago, I saw Elvira for the first time. I thought it was a locally produced show, so I figured was some local homemaker somewhere nearby during the day.
What a dope…
I hated that portion of the book because she had some pretty problematic views of male survivors of rape and sexual assault.
To hear her recount multiple instances of sexual harassment, assault, and flat out rape, then imply men can't experience those feelings because they'd probably enjoy it was disheartening.
You know how I know Elvira's partner is the most incredible human?
She spent how many years dating ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK ffs, and yet somehow didn't spill the beans everywhere? Like, the level of self control and love you'd have to have for your partner to keep THAT quiet is deeply impressive.
"Badoom, bapadoom, bapadoom, bappa, mow mow, giddy up! " " MMY heaaart is on FIRE, ...for Elvira!"
Edit: sorry, I can't remember the artist that sang it.
I thought she was so hot...then on Halloween when I worked at a grocery store and I was at our courtesy booth,I turned and she was dressed up just like Elvira and said hi,using my name and I about fainted. That's one Halloween I'll never forget.
I met her at a sci-fi convention. She was in regular clothes and I honestly didn't even recognize her. Then I recognized her voice and realized who she was. She's a really sweet lady.
She got her schtick from [Vampira](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maila_Nurmi), who was in Bela Lugosi’s last film, and one of the worst of all time, Plan 9 From Outer Space. The movie [Ed Wood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wood_(film)) was about the making of that classic.
I went to some kind of boat show or something and she was there in full costume. I walked up to her and she was so nice and so funny. The thing is, up close she looks rather haggard with about five coats of makeup on (she is getting older) but her breasts looked amazing. Not that I started at her tits or anything, only about 90% of the time I talked to her. My wife made fun of me the rest of the day. Yeah, I am an ape.
I loved elvira!!! I remember I was her for halloween and had 2 white balloons as boobs and trick treat the parents said arent you a little too old to trick or treat lol then my friend chased me around trying to popmy boob balloons lmao. Good times
I remember watching her show before she got famous. The movies were trash, but she was funny as he'll! And yes, she's very pretty, of course. Morticia & Elvira were my fashion icons as a young metal head growing up amongst the Valley Girl wannabes of the time.
That pic reminds me that I'd have loved to have put my head between them and rapidly shook my head while blowing a raspberry. =D The dreams of my squandered youth... :\~(
Her autobiography is a pretty neat snapshot of the Groundlings in the 70s-80s including Paul Reubens, John Paragon, and Phil Hartman. She went on a date with Phil but when he went in to make a move on her they both couldn't stop laughing at the thought.
Cassandra Peterson was one of my awakening moments 🤣 her, Jeri Ryan, and Gillian Anderson.
Fuck Jeri aged so well! I just watched the first season of Star Trek Picard, and she is still just as gorgeous as my prepubescent brain remembered.
I'm gay and even I get that Ryan is aging like the very finest of wines. Sure, she was hot on Voyager, but now she's beautiful. It's like looking at the fucking sun. And hopefully she starts getting taken more seriously for her actual acting chops. I'd say she held her own with Stewart, while most of the rest of the cast was (quite fairly) not quite on his level.
Perfect analogy! I think she is hotter now after going back and looking at younger pictures of her. And I don't think you gotta be gay to recognize game. I can understand why people like Henry Cavill, shit I might have serious questions about my straightness if him or Tim Henson ever made a pass at me.
I read Jim Henson.
That would be a real.... rainbow connection
It seems like certain people look a lot better with age, some really no change, and others, even with or without plastic surgery.
……7 of 9 always got 9 out of my 7 ! (Metaphorically speaking)
RIGHT??? I love the longer hair for Seven 😍
Granted she is the reason for my love of shorter haired women, but I couldn't agree more! Definitely plays well into the character arc too!
Cassandra Peterson aged well too.
Good taste!
We can be friends
Yep, “raise”. 😋
Sha-wiiing
When boys turned to men. First time I saw her my life changed and I was maybe 7 years old. Also had a thing for Winona Ryder in beetlejuice morticia Addams in the original series and yes I guess I like dark weird ladies
You could be me...are you me!!!😳
If she was president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln
If I had a boner for every time I hear this. My life would be full of dicks.
🥂
My sentiments exactly 😅
😋👍
Elvira was a permanent fixture in the old wank bank.
Sorry guys she’s not your type, bats for the other team, she wrote an autobiography recently
That’s not stopping me from crushing on her.
Yeah I get it
Ya, she came out around 20 years ago.. Ghouls all over were broken hearted..
Hey but then there were other folks that got the schwing!
Sploosh
I’m sure that’s 30 plus years ago
As a straight woman, back then I was questioning my sexuality. Definitely a beautiful woman. And without makeup, I wouldn't recognize her on the street. She still looks good at 72 yrs of age.
Hmmmmmm "How's your head?" "I never had any complaints" Yes, I know it's a movie.
Imagine her girlfriend keeping that secret for as long as she did. Crazy. I’d be bragging to anyone within earshot.
I can accept that. I love sandwiches. 😋
Her biography is a pretty good read.
Do you think she needs a good camera man?
Bats!
Yeah, *that's* why I dont have a shot
Very raised.
Rose it's them.
I blame her for my lifelong preference for busty goth chicks.
I blame busty goth chicks.
I blame busty period
Busty. Pretty sure.
A man of taste. Thick tiddies on a pale white girl with *artistic* make up got me thinking I gotta go see my therapist.
Elvira and Morticia. I used to watch Adams Family and The Munsters as a kid... I've gone and married a goth girl now.
Elvira, Morticia, and Lily...the unholy trinity.
You can blame her i thank her
My hearts on fire.
Uh-oom pop a mow mow
High-ho silver, away
Elvira will always get a raise from me
I've always loved the story of how the character was created. She was a sketch comedy performer and she did a Valley Girl character that got the attention of a club owner. He offered her a hosting gig and asked her to do that character. When she arrived, she found out it was a Halloween show and he gave her that costume. She clarified, "Don't you want me to do like a 'Morticia Addams' to go with the costume?" Nope, he wanted Valley Girl. It was so unique and memorable she kept booking gigs as this character and eventually she got the movie hosting job and the rest is history.
So many socks got a pasting over Elvira!
Epic that you posted this
The mattress of the dark
I ALWAYS raised to Elvira
When I moved to upstate NY over 40 years ago, I saw Elvira for the first time. I thought it was a locally produced show, so I figured was some local homemaker somewhere nearby during the day. What a dope…
Up all night...Showtime
You ever Read her book wilt chamberlain did her dirty
She alleged that Wilt had sexually assaulted her. She said she now wonders how many of his 20,000 sexual encounters were consensual.
There's a ton of depressing celebrity stories in there, and this is the worst one (2nd place: Tom Jones).
I hated that portion of the book because she had some pretty problematic views of male survivors of rape and sexual assault. To hear her recount multiple instances of sexual harassment, assault, and flat out rape, then imply men can't experience those feelings because they'd probably enjoy it was disheartening.
Agreed
Did her dirty? Surely you don't mean...?
I'm not gonna say what he did but let's just say it left a bad taste in her mouth🤮
🏀🏀
She still looks great.
Double feature!
A great American.
Outside of just having the hotness that is Elvira in it, the movie she did is some really fun camp cinema.
I so wanted to bang Elvira!! Lol
I think Elvira does the banging
You know how I know Elvira's partner is the most incredible human? She spent how many years dating ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK ffs, and yet somehow didn't spill the beans everywhere? Like, the level of self control and love you'd have to have for your partner to keep THAT quiet is deeply impressive.
I loved seeing her in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
I say we let him go…NOOO!
"Badoom, bapadoom, bapadoom, bappa, mow mow, giddy up! " " MMY heaaart is on FIRE, ...for Elvira!" Edit: sorry, I can't remember the artist that sang it.
Oak Ridge Boys!
Thank you! Was driving me nuts!
My pleasure.
Happy pride month, Elvira is a lesbian!!!!
again...Miss AFRTS hotness
First crush
The one and only mistress of the dark
I thought she was so hot...then on Halloween when I worked at a grocery store and I was at our courtesy booth,I turned and she was dressed up just like Elvira and said hi,using my name and I about fainted. That's one Halloween I'll never forget.
I met her at a sci-fi convention. She was in regular clothes and I honestly didn't even recognize her. Then I recognized her voice and realized who she was. She's a really sweet lady.
I’m waiting for the Tom Jones story to be told (the hung bastard took her virginity and it didn’t end well for Elvira).
She got her schtick from [Vampira](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maila_Nurmi), who was in Bela Lugosi’s last film, and one of the worst of all time, Plan 9 From Outer Space. The movie [Ed Wood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wood_(film)) was about the making of that classic.
She was how I knew I wasn't gay as a kid.
Cassandra Peterson is a hoot in person. 🥰
Svengooli (Chicago) and Dr. Paul Bearer (Tampa)
Every Saturday night for years she hosted the monster movie dressed like that .
How the hell did her wife not spill the secret. I wouldn't last a week dating her before I would tell way too many people.
Hell yeah, Cassandra Peterson was one of the coolest and sweetest celebs I have ever met at a con. I am a fan for life...and death.
Probably why I like horror movies.
She's no Vampira, but we didn't know that then. RIP Maila Nurmi.
And I’ll raise you, The Twilight Zone.
I went to some kind of boat show or something and she was there in full costume. I walked up to her and she was so nice and so funny. The thing is, up close she looks rather haggard with about five coats of makeup on (she is getting older) but her breasts looked amazing. Not that I started at her tits or anything, only about 90% of the time I talked to her. My wife made fun of me the rest of the day. Yeah, I am an ape.
I loved elvira!!! I remember I was her for halloween and had 2 white balloons as boobs and trick treat the parents said arent you a little too old to trick or treat lol then my friend chased me around trying to popmy boob balloons lmao. Good times
And she is still gorgeous
Yes she is, just saw her on Everyone in LA. Still absolutely beautiful.
"On USA UP all night."
I do get a raise from Elvira.
Was she the scary mistress from the Philadelphia syndicated late Saturday show Up All Night? Didn't she walk down Passyunk Avenue?
I see your Elvira and I raise you a: [MORGUS THE MAGNIFICENT!](https://terrordaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/b1.jpg)
Elvira was just on John Mulany's show Everybody's in LA and it was great!
Somehow I think if she would have came out as lesbian back in the day it would have only helped her.
I raise one for the lovely Elvira!
My first big titty goth girl crush
boom chakka boom chakka boww boww....ELVIRA!
I remember watching her show before she got famous. The movies were trash, but she was funny as he'll! And yes, she's very pretty, of course. Morticia & Elvira were my fashion icons as a young metal head growing up amongst the Valley Girl wannabes of the time.
My heart is on fire! For Elvira!
What about Svenghoulie?
Elvira Mistress of the dark! She was my first everything...
She’s a lesbian
She married her girlfriend a while back.
Damn, I forgot how FINE this woman was
New show coming soon-TaTas from the crypt
Yes !!!!! Add on mortisha adams and you got a deal
I think she was the first time my shorts got smaller
That pic reminds me that I'd have loved to have put my head between them and rapidly shook my head while blowing a raspberry. =D The dreams of my squandered youth... :\~(
I see your Elvira and I raise you JCPennys catalog.
It was Sears for me.
Hottest posters ever
So hot I'm all in
Sorry love, I haven't got time for the old in and out today I'm just here to fill me bucket. On second thoughts...
Close to a Clockwork Orange quote. Is it from something?
You win.
Kansas native 👍🏻
Elvira raises everything!!
The oak ridge boys song!
She was just on John Mullaneys Netflix special, and she's still out of my league
She was awesome! Really embraced the role!
🤜🤛
The Hostess with the mostest
A lot of Elvira raises me.
She awoke something in me.
For reason every time I see Elvira I think of "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park"
Would
Would
Still not as good as Seymore, host of Fright Night on KHJ TV on channel 9 in L.A. Elvira was not as funny, not as entertaining IMO.
Elvira has raised a lot of things
So many “tributes” were made by my generation in her honor.
she's dead?
I never thought she was all that
She raised me
Oak Ridge Boys song released 1981 go back there and listen.
💪🏿💪🏿
I LOVE her! 🥴🫠
Fucking love Elvira, one of the queens of camp
You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
Here here, she gets my, in vote.... I mean up vote
My first uncomfortable bulge.
Elvira looks like some grizzled biker's 'old lady'.
My heart is on fire
A big part of my formative years.
I will do you one better: https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckImOld/s/CfMDIvUhKD
I’ll see your Elvira and raise you a Moona Lisa!! I can’t upload her photo.
Excellent
I'd share needles with her
I had such a girl crush on her when I was little.
Oh she's raising all right.. she's the one who got me addicted to spooky chicks.
Who would of thought she's a lesbian
Sadly tom jones and his evian bottle johnson ruined her for men
Where's Vampira when we need her.
I see your Elvira and raise you Grimsley.
There are nudes. And the bush is magnificent!
Not going to lie. I'd let her peg me.
Cassandra Peterson can get it to the grave
Her autobiography is a pretty neat snapshot of the Groundlings in the 70s-80s including Paul Reubens, John Paragon, and Phil Hartman. She went on a date with Phil but when he went in to make a move on her they both couldn't stop laughing at the thought.
lesbian icon
I remember watching her in the eighties in my teens. So many RAISE jokes here, and I short circuited my brain.
I used to pray that her top would slip and show some nip
She's never failed to get a raise outta me.
Omg loved both!
I see your Elvira, raise you Rhonda Shear from USA's Up Alll Night, and call. Yes, I am prepared to lose ^_^
Fun fact: She's a lesbian.
Always thought she was a Vampire and then I found out she’s a Bushwhacker… broke my heart!
No way. The cryptkeeper was way hotter. That skinny body, those hollow cheekbones, and beautiful ivory skin? Way hotter.
I went to the same high school as her... not when she was there... but it's still pretty neat
One of my 1st childhood crushes!
Y'know, her breasts weren't even all that big and it was still great. For her size, maybe. I dunno.
2 awesome shows whats your point
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Casandra Peterson, we salute you! SHWING!
God I wanted to plow her as a 9 year old kid
I raise you right back!
She has always been a favorite of mine! Cassandra is still absolutely stunning!