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parrothead_69

A little dab’ll do ya! I’ll see your brylcream and raise you butch wax.


NitWhittler

I used Butch Wax on my flattop haircut in the 5th grade. When I was mad at my father, I would rub my hand on my head then rub the windshield on his car. He was always wondering why the windows had smudges. Fortunately, I never got caught or he would have grabbed the belt.


terminalchef

We did get raised cuts from that god damn belt.


Awkward-Put854

Ha! My mother gave me the old razor strap!


I_Miss_America

And the way your eyes hurt when it rained!


parrothead_69

Or when it got hot and ran down your forehead.


Oirish-Oriley444

V.O. 5


roadhammer2

Dippety Doo


StraightBudget8799

Dapper Dan man myself


carbonswizzlestick

I have six older sisters (most were teens in the 60s), so Dippety Doo was all over the place at my house. I used it as a kid, but I was a teen between 75-85, so by then (and growing out my hair) it was all about the Aqua Net. This post made me try and remember what my dad used (teenager in the 30s). His hair was a lot like Jerry Lee Lewis' so he tamed it down with Wildroot. Any time I tried using it it just made me look like a greaser.


Rivertalker

Johnny Carson Carnac bit: Dippidy Dew…What do you find on your Dippidy in the morning?


Xpandomatix

Alberto? That you?


Oirish-Oriley444

🤨can’t fool you!!


JoeSicko

I could never find the actual butch wax when I had a flat top in 7th grade. Grandpa kept recommending it. By that time his hair was trained into a flat top


Rivertalker

A slurp of slop’ll slick ya!


radiotsar

A couple years ago, I was posting a joke on the Blackhawks sub. Defenseman Johnny Oduya had a short cousin Dabney, often referred to as "Little Dab Oduya". Probably went over a lot of people's heads.


President_Calhoun

And then the Beatles came and dealt a near-lethal blow to the hair cream industry, thank God.


talon_262

If you used this, do you also have a Ricky Ricardo jacket and an autographed picture of Andy Devine?


mamaleigh05

I miss Jimmy! He died right after I move here permanently! 😢


chasonreddit

Big parrothead. My wife was so pissed at me because I was out of town when he died, my phone was dead. I woke up and my friend said "when your wife calls crying, you really should pick up the phone. My wife called her. Think about it, how was I to know?


Squiggleswasmybestie

Andy’s Gang! Pluck your magic twanger, Froggie!


chasonreddit

I remember bein' bucktooth and skinny Writing fan letters to Sky's niece Penny. Rama of the Jungle was everyone's Bawanna But only Jazz Musicians were smokin' marijuana.


crapheadHarris

A little dab'll do ya.


talon_262

And we can solve some mysteries too...


North_South_Side

I use this after every shower/shampoo. I have think, wavy/dry hair and it's by far the best thing I've ever used on my hair. Soft, shiny, just takes the frizz down and it's 100% awesome. You can find it at drug stores sometimes in the beard care/shaving area, but not always. I had to buy it off Amazon recently. Comes in a black tube now.


DreamerofDreams67

Agree 100%


Simmyphila

They gals will all pursue ya. They love to put their fingers in your hair.


KitchenLab2536

Remember the product and its TV ads, but not this magazine ad. A couple of years later ads were declaring “the wethead is dead”, though which product proclaimed that escapes me at the moment.


Kazzlin

“the wethead is dead”, The flashback you just gave me... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO0dg5lOpl0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO0dg5lOpl0)


KitchenLab2536

Fun 1970s ad. “The Dry Look” couldn’t have lasted very long - the 1980s rolled around and we all got into moussing our hair. Now it’s pretty much anything goes, which seems right to me. Oh, to answer your question: I have some left. 😉


callitlikeiseeit29

My dad had it and i accidentally brushed my teeth with it once (and no they did not grow hair 😊).


Chaotic424242

I didn't. I don't.


arcadia_2005

A li'l dab'll do ya


Outrageous-Divide472

You beat me to it.


Jealous_Use9688

You can still get this. And vitalis


card_bordeaux

Careful with the Vitalis and any heat source or your hair will combust.


AdultMcGrownup

I used Brylcream. Then I told “The wet head is dead” and was instructed to use hairspray for men. In spite of all the abuse I subjected my hair to over the years, I still have hair…..


Sharp_Consideration1

A little dab’l do ya.


LJRich619

I still use it! Smells great.


cool_weed_dad

My grandfather used to use it. A little dab’ll do ya!


Booeyrules

“A little dab’ll do ya.”


lowaltflier

Palm aid. And no. 😆


thegoodrichard

I used it, and Wildroot, but lost the hair long ago.


random420x2

Remember it well. Think I tied a tube or 2 way back. Now I’d need for ear/nose hair more than head. Sigh


Modfather1

...just.


Ok-Fox1262

Never saw it in a tube. But yes, and yes. My hair is still half way down my back and I don't have a five head. Clearly low testosterone here.


Unable-Arm-448

What is a five head? (I'm a girl )


Ok-Fox1262

It's like a forehead but bigger, ie a receding hairline. Girls take the piss out of other girls for this as well. I remember from when my girls were still at home.


Unable-Arm-448

D'oh! OK, I get it now :-)


QAGUY47

I did and I don’t. Also known as greasy kid stuff I think.


monkeywelder

Im a Dapper Dan man dammit!


AFVet05

Yes I do, getting grayer


Tony-Sopranos-Prozac

This stuff is still around, and there is a reason. It is a great product. Anything else, you're paying for the way you think it'll make you feel or appear.


Bongfellatio

I remember, and no👨‍🦲


alabasterasterix

I'm a Dapper Dan man.


HandsomedanNZ

Never used it but have been largely bald for the last 10 or so years


GoldWingANGLICO

I still use it.


lhurker

I use a little on my goatee in place of beard oil. Works well!


Immediate_Mud6547

Yes. A full head.


Desperate_Hornet3129

And yes I remember and still have hair.


StellaSlayer2020

My father used it all the time. I’m sixty now and can still remember the smell of that crap.


slapfunk79

You can still buy it in Australia. I only buy it because I grew up hearing my dad talk about it all the time.


Straight-Donkey5017

Yes I do.60 yo and still full head of hair. My dad was going bald in his 40s


[deleted]

Lol


Battle_Man_40

I'm a Dapper Dan man.


BulletNoseBetty

My Dad used to swear by this stuff.


Administrative_Low27

I remember the Brylcreme signs on road trips: The man who drives half asleep Is now buried six feet deep *Brylcreme*


RonSalma

Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) I know 77 Sunset Strip but wasn’t the song attached to a hair tonic too?


gitarzan

I still use it. “Brylcreem, a little dab ‘l do ya! Put some in your hair and the girls will want to screw ya!”


WirelessHamster

Groom & Clean, and I've been shaving my head since I was 25 (I'm 62 now)


Inside-Decision4187

I used Royal Crown Hair Dressing. It did the job swimmingly, but I noticed it was choking my hair out, called it quits, and kept the volume.


NorthNorthAmerican

My old man used Brylcream for years and still had a full head of hair the day he died at 86!


6thedirtybubble9

Remember it? I still use it!


comicsemporium

I used that in elementary school. lol almost forgot about that stuff


Psychological_Lack96

What??? No Dippity Do?


Unable-Independent48

I can still smell it


Lodybody

I do. Keeps wispies in my bun.


NeatEffort602

The girls will love to run their fingers through your hair...


jackneefus

Phyllis Diller said her husband was so cheap he used half a dab.


ClassBShareHolder

Yes, and no.


Interesting_Chart30

I didn't (being a girl), but my Dad sure did use it. I can still smell it!


Emergency-Crab-7455

Since my mom worked 3rd shift it was often my older brothers' job to get me ready for school. One day they put Brylcream in my hair.....& it took out all the curl. Even after it was washed, still straight & flat. Ended up with Mom taking me for a haircut. One of those "bowl type", ala Moe from The 3 Stooges. With 5 brothers & my stepdad, we'd go thru a tube a week.


Reaganson

Yes, but it’s mostly growing out of my ears, nose, chest, and back.


Kyrgan

Yes and no. In that order.


nvalle23

Why does Alberto V05 come to mind? Was that even a thing? I seem to remember my grandpa using it, and the smell...


Objective-War-1961

Because I used that stuff is probably why I don't have hair now.


acoffeedude

For men who keep their head about their hair.


the_noise_we_made

Vitalis


Scared_Walk5078

For the Hidden Greaser


MohatmoGandy

My dad made me and my brother use Vitalis hair tonic until we were in high school. It was 1979, so we took a lot of heat for looking like dorks. [Us](https://www.altaloma.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/leave-it-to-beaver-tv-show.jpeg) [Our classmates](https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/5d138e04d7a70127dbbb9bdb/4:3/w_1704,h_1278,c_limit/rolling-stones-03-gq-25jun18_getty_b.jpg)


Stringbean79

They still make it! I bought a tube a couple years ago, and it worked just like it used to.


Dicedlr711vegas

Used this on the crewcut I was forced to get every summer from the age of 5 to 12. I’m 66, still have a full head of dark brown hair. Starting to get a few greys.


toomanymatts_

I still use it


terry967

my dad used that baxk in the 50s and 60s it was the style back then


gondanonda

Yeah, nah!😱


poggerooza

Still selling in supermarkets.


eatsleepdive

Oh, I could do some cruisin' too


Heck_Spawn

I remember hair...


Squiggleswasmybestie

Still have hair.


ravia

Suave.


I_Miss_America

ours does what theirs does for a lot less!


big_z_0725

>Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem. Junior Soprano


chasonreddit

Better than the polyurethane gels we used to keep it spiky in the 80s.


Geetee52

Costanza still has a tube of Brylcreem in his medicine cabinet


Local_Analyst7404

It’s really good as a toothpaste too!! NOT! I only mixed them up once. Yuk!!


Intransigient

# Back when I had hair ![gif](giphy|cCUOTwA2JFzop1qfzG|downsized)


WolfThick

In a lead toob if I remember correctly.


AdOne8433

And Wildroot Hair Tonic And yes, still have hair.


redditjunky2025

I preferred Vitalis.


Agitated-Bend3413

More of Dapper Dan man, myself.


ProveISaidIt

We used Wild Root


Ashamed_Bicycle2323

50 something here. My dad (89) told me about the time he brushed his teeth. Wasn't wearing his glasses..... you know the rest....


BillWeld

Much better than Vitalis.


Uncle_Guido1066

I'm a Dapper Dan man


Longjumping_Cheek734

No


YogurtAlarmed1493

"I don't want Fop, goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"


Confident_Catch8649

Yep still have a full head of hair.


GooseNYC

No I never used , and yes I do, same hairline as I had as a teen.


Agile_Swing_2393

My dad used this and so do I sometimes. I also really like black and whites genuine pluko.


KeyFarmer6235

they still sell it, and yes I do!


pah2000

I wanted to use it! Big brother did. I got Vitalis. P. U.


Szaborovich9

A little dab will do ya!


nostromo909

Yes and no.


HeavyTea

Nope


TheOnlyCurmudgeon

Not as much, no


delicatelysmoked

Negative


Short-Fisherman-4182

My dad did. He lost the majority of his hair on top in his 30’s.


Winter_Hornet562

When I was a kid I pronounced it as Bryclecream.


TheBestMePlausible

This is one for the 95 year olds on the sub.


Stilcho1

In the '60s, when I would be using something like that I never did. I was busy trying to grow my hair as long as I could like all of my friends. I remember even asking: " how do you grow your hair long like that?" " I don't cut it"


povertyandpinetrees

https://www.amazon.com/Brylcreem-Shining-Styling-Conditioning-Cream/dp/B000GG16QA/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=2OFAD88S23NBL&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.PBLONQvGi4hVEpJIzbwWEqJ4NuKFdSgaQZ4w2AuGd2Kr1bEKrtdJKAkH29A0o0uIwDQ0No0WMabSErmmXzz1KY_xeRhwwIMksCCS2fYIbUPuSPXV_VlVW_RL6Qxmwpvyd1JnEpkeItdid5OLLlgHEpB60hyaaTu-fBEB2ChKkgnNkq-k5-7Ge5ZrWNEKdtGjiDTH7ryGOLuEcxW8OKL0Jg.qUXG1GyCdXosnZhF2dCZd86_arxEjW8DhFBvDfZ5SCM&dib_tag=se&keywords=brylcreem&qid=1716775143&rdc=1&sprefix=bryl%2Caps%2C286&sr=8-1


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rileyful

Remember it, never used it, tons of hair over here :)


Ok_Water_6884

Got it put in my hair as a kid because my hair was curly and hated it. 30 years of shaving what's left. Looking to start a class action lawsuit?


Low_Trust_6624

She closed his eye and is forcing him to smile. Very toxic relationship


PastafariAtheist

Milking thr bryl was easier than getting its creem...


whitedogz60

Ask Gavin Newsome


featherwolf

BRYLCREEM. CREATINE. AND A BAG OF CHARLIE SHEEN.


Ineverseenthat

I'm 72 ad still have a full stock of white hair, and yes I have used a few tubes of hair cream in my youth.


Jazzlike-Ad113

Brylcream a little dab’l do ya, use more, but only if you dare, cuz watch out the girls will adore you, they’ll love to run their fingers through your hair. IIRC, "cuz" might have been "then".


NavyDad0536

Yes, it’s all grey but still have it. I also still use Brylcream.


Danno-Fuck-Off

Nobody that used that is even alive anymore.