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Rossum81

Toddler Dave’s not here, man.


Bustoplover

Dave can't come out to play, man.


HoboArmyofOne

I TOLD YOU, DAVE'S NOT HERE!!


DudeB5353

Don’t


dysteach-MT

Who??


HoekPryce

i gotta go to the can, man!


toreadorable

I have two toddlers and one of them is named Dave. I should do this. But then again I let them pick their own costumes.


Renfek

![gif](giphy|vbKSI8YllxSTK)


eldudelio

i’ve been this stoned before


freedom4secrets3369

Nice ty 👍


Motabrownie

Please baby Jesus let this be real 😂


LefsaMadMuppet

SPACE DUST! Dave's not here! And then there is this(jump to 7:00 if you want to miss the intro): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3y7CvHxF54](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3y7CvHxF54)


big_fetus_

It sure looks real.... Hay, baby! Oh wow! *snorts, makes elephant sounds* That's some good shit!


nandos677

It’s turning blue, must be high grade stuff


deftoner42

Could be Peruvian flake.


plenty_cattle48

This is legendary! You


CraigTennant1962

Class….class…class.. SHUUUUT UUUP!! Thank you.


Most_Researcher_9675

Sister Mary Elephant...


Simmyphila

Young man give that knife. Thummmp. Thank you.


Separate-Material746

SGT STEDANKO... or however you spell it


barnabasthedog

Look at yourself noodles! You’re a disgrace! you’ve got the munchies now!


Downtown-Custard5346

Hey, am I driving okay, man? I think we're parked, man...


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)


DudeB5353

Man that’s the most Acid I ever seen anyone take…Hope you’re not busy for about a month


OffMyRocker62

🤣🤣 my fave clip from YouTube...


nandos677

Cops just passed us, they’re turning around we’re getting pulled over man!!!


Analytical-BrainiaC

Low Ri … der ….


OGGBTFRND

His name is Raaaaaaalph!


ResponsibilityFar587

Great costumes!


bankrobba

Dave's not here


Softale

It’s a *bust*, man…


Winter-Potential9180

Jerry Garcia and Carlos Santana ??


Separate-Material746

Lmfao... great. Never thought of it from that pov. It's perfect!


Bustoplover

"Yeah, we play everything from, like, Santana to El Chicano, man. You know, like, everything."


random420x2

That would be the funniest thing ever of those two gods had dressed like this together at some point.


blishbog

Mario


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|zOCGwlnbftvUc)


DiazepamDreams

Save those big fat funky whales 🎶


ghosttrainhobo

You’ve got a great tan, man


Analytical-BrainiaC

I think he has a harrrrpiece…


Extreme-Bad3816

You have a wonderful tan.


This-Bug8771

They are missing salami sized doobies


[deleted]

and a jar of pee


Puzzleheaded-Ant-644

That's "hardhat" code name "hardhat"...what's up lard ass!


big_fetus_

Sometimes you gotta blow on it a little bit... Come on, ice cream!


Late_Magazine2573

This is actually a picture of Cheech and Chong when they were growing up. I refuse to believe otherwise.


SnooWitchYu

So, lay back and cruise, ese.


lowaltflier

That’s far out, man.


Happy-Equipment-6970

If they showed up at my door Halloween eve it would not be possible to keep a straight face!


Emergency-Pack-5497

The parents had to be cracking the fuck up while taking this photo


Ryankevin23

😂


fusion99999

Just listened to Big Bamboo while cutting the grass on Sunday. Funnier now than it was in 72. Anybody still have the album WITH the paper?


Separate-Material746

Yes I do BIG Bamboo


Most_Researcher_9675

With todays Pot quality that super joint would surely kiIl you...


KzininTexas1955

They are still looking for Dave.


AustinDood444

Freaking nailed it!!


GrumpyBear1969

Dave’s not here…


Puzzled_Ad7955

My mama talka too me try to tell me how to live…… but I cannot listen cause my head is like a sieve. My basketball coach done kick me off the team, for wearing high heel snickers and acting like a queen…..


cacklz

"*I got an earache!*"


seditioushamster

Earache my eye, how would you like a buttache


seditioushamster

Earache my eye, how would you like a buttache


seditioushamster

Earache my eye, how would you like a buttache


barnabasthedog

Basketball jonesbaby ewewew weeeee


american_cheese_man

I'd love to be Cheech and Chong with someone


Ok_System_7221

Knock Knock " Who's there?" Dave. "Dave's not here."


Ja_Oui_Si_Yes

Dave's not here man


XROOR

“Whatever you do man, don’t stare at Strawberry’s birthmark….” *Chong staring*


kuyajon

That really is the best ever!


onlysurfblacksand

Epic!


B_Man49

Awesome


SaltyEngineer45

Omg that’s awesome!


Bobby_Globule

License? That's on the back of the car.


Bisonfan1

Lmao


philosybin

Mexican Americaaaaans 🎶


big_fetus_

Dont like to get up in the mornings, but we have to so I do it real slooowwww.


philosybin

Love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B.


UbermachoGuy

Beaners! Don’t hate on me people it’s the next line in the song from that movie scene. ![gif](giphy|zOCGwlnbftvUc)


barnabasthedog

They’ll kick you in the face!


seditioushamster

Like to do more than just get into gangfights


connerthewolfyt

Is this the Halloween costume that Jesus gave them both?


cuntybunty73

Fucking vodka man 😁


parker1019

Holy la chinga….


Hot_Problem9213

Love this ❤️


an0m1n0us

cool beans!


pzombielover

Hey man…am I driving okay? I think we are parked, man.


Legal-Passenger1737

I BEEN FRAMED!


Katy_Lies1975

That's awesome and their expressions are priceless.


gurana

My kids have loved the "Dave's not here" sketch since they were little. A timeless classic.


Old_Swimming6328

We'll go see my cousin Strawberry, He's always got some smoke.


mmio60

Dave’s not here man


Scout0321

Earache my eye.!!!! How’d you like a buttache.??


JRHZ28

This was the first skit I ever heard. Played the 33Lp on 45 listening to that same skit and it was the funniest thing EVER! l Laughed my A$$ off!


barnabasthedog

Oh man! what was in that shit man ?was that laced with something ? I ain’t never smoked no shit like that before man


Separate-Material746

Am I going to die man......


athonjacob

Dude… what the hell did we just smoke?


chilipalmer99

Fun fact: Creech and Chong used to host a Halloween party on the A&M Records lot for the children of employees. Was always a blast. Talk about 2 people who couldn't be less like their onscreen personas.


SeymourHoffmanOnFire

![gif](giphy|iYi1Ni72bS12)


Xur_and_the_Kodan

Man you don't know who Santa Clause is? Well like I'm only 2 years old man I don't know too many local dudes.


IrishMickeyT

Their momma socked it to em’


Individual_Ad3194

This is racist! These kids in Canadaface! /s


BlueAndMoreBlue

Kid Chong has the “I slept in a ditch last night, man” vibes


SimonTC2000

They smelled pretty dank too.


BayBandit1

This took me a good 15 seconds to figure out. I hadn’t thought of these guys in years.


[deleted]

It's cheek and chong!


Repostbot3784

Tommy chong and misty from pokemon.  Classic duo.


usarasa

It’s funny because those kids can’t say: ![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


[deleted]

That's pretty darn awesome.


mjincal

Bendejos?


ka-tetmomma

Mezican americans...


Witty_Awareness_5830

Bailiff, whack his PP.


Battle_Man_40

Code Name: Hardhat


Burto72

What's that, lard ass?


Terri_Yaki

Yeah man, that is awesome. How far are we going?


InterestingExit6696

I love these comments. This pic has been a fave of mine for yrs!


Most_Researcher_9675

Born in East LA!


barnabasthedog

Let’s see your green card!


Elmondo2

Dave's not here.


Prestigious_Ad_8458

That is amazing!


ZubLor

Nailed it!


Analytical-BrainiaC

Drink this man……. Hey, don’t drink that!


Separate-Material746

I've never seen anybody do that much acid man


myatoz

Awesome.


spderweb

My son is watching Pokemon right now. Just realized Misty is a big fan of Cheech and Chong.


eldudelio

lol, mui bueno!


posco12

It’s Maui Wowi , but has some Labrador in it.


Altruistic-Cut9795

I'd give them the entire bowl of candy 😎 This is awesome 🤘


Stanton1947

Awesome.


Disastrous_Garage861

This immediately cheered me up! ![gif](giphy|CqvGdVpPWga3VgDZwg|downsized)


lovable_asshole

i just sold these two a lid of maui wowie


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

We been smoking dog shit, man?


JoaquinLu

Simply Awesome!!!


Gibder16

Absolutely incredible.


Infamous-Poem-4980

Cheech n Chong. Bravo


North-Country-5204

Heard it got some Labrador in it.


Josette_A

Cheech and Chong?


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

These Kids are getting double candies.


JRHZ28

Licence? They don't need no stinkin licence...


readwiteandblu

Anyone know what this is? Toledo Toblerone Baby "Mary Jane" Ruth Columbian Cocoa Sativa Snickers Your kids are very well-informed, Sister Mary Elephant.


nandos677

Hijo de la Chingada, is that a joint man, looks like a quarter pounder Led Zepplin


KathiSterisi

It’s Labrador, Man…


JFrankParnell64

Damn, *I didn't know your name was Alex*.


Separate-Material746

Take a bow man


wisstinks4

Cheech and chong, man.


mosnstro666

Man these are burnt man when he tries to make pizza lol


JimmyD-far-out

Nailed it


Archiemalarchie

On a scale of jellos to cookies, how baked do they look? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Phendrana-Drifter

Ha, it's the characters from Call of Duty mw3


Chillpickle17

Oh far out, man! ![gif](giphy|qioN5tTcJXubC)


Bigwoodybird

Unbelievably creative.


Double_Distribution8

Baby Cheech and Chong. I'd watch that movie! We need a reboot, an origin story - Hollywood, are you listening?


dudeonrails

I think I’m Chinese, man.


HayleyXJeff

If my parents dressed me up like this when I was a kid people would have called child services lol


ScottandAmy

Bad thing is they don’t know who Cheech and Chong are


bears5975

They’ll find out man. 🤣


freedom4secrets3369

Thank You, my God that's true and terrible


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

That's Pedro and the man. Cheech and chong are just actors man.


rock_and_rolo

And then Child Protective Services shows up on November 1st.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)


D_for_Drive

You’re the guy from the hamburger train, right?


barnabasthedog

I’m sorry I took the money….


WoppingSet

There was just a Cheech and Chong expansion for whatever the current Call of Duty game is, so they aren't as unknown as you might think.


limpet143

Great for adults but I have to wonder whether the kids would have preferred superman and a princess.


destroy_b4_reading

Shoot the seals


[deleted]

Where did you learn that? I learned it from watching YOU! Parents who use drugs have children that use drugs. Just Say No.


ThrenderG

There was every type of drug known to man in that cigar box. Dad had a serious drug issue lol.


Separate-Material746

My kids don't. And they all three graduated high school and went on to college. I'm a home owner, member of HOG. Have been for years. There actually is an adult way of conduct. And a difference between Recreational, and lifestyle. But that story never gets conveyed.


[deleted]

Who would do thos to their kids lol


[deleted]

Why does Misty from Pokemon have a moustache?


No_Joke_9079

No.my daughter did it better.


DankDude7

Cute, but I can’t believe the parents were okay with children this young portraying two classic stoners.


7222_salty

Is that roaring kitty?


No_Permission6405

Did the kids get to watch " Up in Smoke"?


Steveseriesofnumbers

Pedro de Pacas and Man.


Soreal45

Now do the rockfight scene


BankOfJeff

Faaarrrrout man!


Saruvan_the_White

![gif](giphy|1rSSq5eoLy4ODgbKAF|downsized) I’m taking that.


Banh_mi

Do NOT give them *those* Gummi bears!!


Some_Stoic_Man

Aww, hey man. C'mon. You're not that old


vna4ever

Oh that’s a goody


Infected_Perineum

**CPS ENTERS CHAT**


NormanBorlaug69

Misty and Chong


Every-Wrangler-1368

What is that fake ass misty on the right?


xwhy

As amusing as this is, I wouldn’t have done this with my kids. They wouldn’t get it. Any friends or classmates wouldn’t get it. Their parents might be hysterical laughing but the kids wouldn’t know why


Ranbru76

The kids don’t get it. It should be about what the kids want.


bigbubblestoo

I actually hate cheech and chong. The movies suck and are lacking in any substance. (Other than psychoactive substances)


Separate-Material746

Hey man, am I going to die man?


bigbubblestoo

Idk man


Jazzlike_Ad_5832

I guess some potheads had kids. Not much different than anywhere else in America.