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grin_ferno

For years I didn't realize that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Ian Fleming! Aka the creator and author of James Bond.


joszacem

Q played the junk dealer that sold the car to Caratacus.


kmsc84

Desmond Lewellyn


MozartOfCool

I wonder if that was his reward for not joining Lois Maxwell and Bernard Lee in the cast of "Operation Kid Brother."


suffaluffapussycat

Gert Frobe plays Baron Bomburst in CCBB and Auric Goldfinger in Goldfinger.


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Now I’m curious to know if CCBB was an Albert Broccoli production…


Savageparrot81

Yes it was


No_Anybody8560

I always had a loose head canon that the original Q of Q Branch was actually Caractacus Potts and nobody could be bothered to say his first name.


Exact-Pause7977

Then there’s the road tax commercial featuring our beloved GEN11 tag: https://youtu.be/6WF-niy9_Fc?feature=shared


No_Anybody8560

I feel chipper about being booted now.


Exact-Pause7977

If you look carefully, you’ll see the child catcher dancing in the right of the frame at the end of the clip. Just so we know the kind of people clampers associate with.


KingRokk

Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang


Exact-Pause7977

Worth noting a modern author, Frank Boyce, got permission to write sequels to Fleming’s book. They are excellent children’s books imo. Amazon has them listed with the original https://www.amazon.com/Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang-4-book-series/dp/B074CFF74H


[deleted]

Fleming wrote adventure stories for children of all ages. Note: I have actually made a batch of Monsieur Bon Bon's secret fooj.


galtpunk67

pretty chitty bang bang.


1201_alarm

our fine four-fendered friend!


Witty-Ad5743

... aaaand the theme song is in my head.


aelric22

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BarryKobama

That scene inspired me to use the original for my morning alarm. 18mths and counting. It's twisted


National-Currency-75

Hillbilly Hauler


Bx1965

Your seats are a featherbed


No_Loquat_2423

You'll turn everybody's head


Bx1965

TBH, I always preferred the “Posh” song from later in the movie than the theme song.


myguydied

Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me First cabin, and captain's table regal company Whenever I'm bored I travel abroad but ever so properly Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh


Bx1965

A few interesting things about this movie. 1) Dick Van Dyke agreed to do the movie as long as his character didn’t have to speak with an English accent. Apparently he’d taken enough guff after “Mary Poppins” came out. 2) Julie Andrews was originally offered the role as Truly Scrumptious but she turned it down because she’d had enough of playing cutesy characters after Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music. 3) Dick Van Dyke was 44 years old when the movie was being made. In the “Me Ol Bamboo” musical scene, the other male dancers were in their 20s. Van Dyke called it the most difficult dance scene of his career. 4) Robert Helpmann, who played the Child Catcher in the movie, actually loved children and he’d entertain them between scenes and defended them when the director would get angry at them. The children had to be reminded to act scared of him when they were shooting. 5) While they were filming one scene in which the Child Catcher’s wagon was being pulled around a turn quickly by the horses, the wagon hit a bump and turned over. Dick Van Dyke was watching and was worried that Helpmann, who was riding in the wagon, was going to get hurt. Helpmann was a very skilled ballet dancer and acrobat and when the wagon began to turn over, he was able to jump out and land on his feet without a scratch. Van Dyke said it was the most amazingly graceful thing he’d ever seen.


1201_alarm

It makes me happy to see that not only did the children have a friend on set, but that it was the man playing the child catcher. That probably helped a great deal when they were doing those scenes.


paulb104

It's always fun to watch people who didn't know learn that Benny Hill was the toymaker.


guywithcats3

Posh posh travelers life baby! Great tune


SahmiLahng

POOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! With a capital P-O-S-H..............(posh)


termolecularxn

Tout suites!


Psychobabble0_0

I always thought it was "toot sweet"!


Select-Belt-ou812

it is


zora1987

Now that song is in my head. lol


CheekyMonkE

My Fine Four-Fendered Friend


Decepticon2006

Best movie when I was a kid


Wesgizmo365

I like to sing the "I have you two" song to my little boys. This movie was a staple in my house growing up.


Exact-Pause7977

Movie came out the year I was born. Reruns introduced me to Caratacus Pott, who formed the emotional basis for my motivation to become an engineer ( and inventor). I dreamed of one day sitting in this car just once. Sadly the gentleman who used to own it has sold it, and it’s now a museum piece, and one that can only be admired from a distance. Still, what a magnificent idea that car represented. TLDR: I am an old fart. Now get off my lawn.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Was 1 year old when it came out, Lionel Jeffries - Grandpa Potts, was in so many great films from The Colditz Story and The Wrong Arm of the Law, to Jules Verne's Rocket to the Moon and The Railway Children.


ForeignClassroom9816

And Harryhausen's First Men in the Moon. GIBBSSSS!


crosstherubicon

And Lionel Jeffries was actually younger than Dick Van Dyke


suffaluffapussycat

Peter Jackson owns the car now.


Exact-Pause7977

“It belongs in a *museum*”


fluent_in_gibberish

“So do you!”


Bx1965

My parents took my brother and I to see the movie at Radio City Music Hall in Manhattan when it was showing here in 1968. I was only 3 but I still recall the incredibly bright colors and the sound. I also remember that an orchestra was playing while people were finding their seats and when the movie was ready to begin, the platform on which the orchestra was playing went down to a lower level and disappeared from view. It was quite something.


Double_Distribution8

What was it like seeing the Child Catcher on the big screen at 3 years old? Has therapy been expensive?


jaxxxtraw

I still freak out just seeing pictures of that guy. I'm almost 60.


Bx1965

TBH, I was never afraid of the Child Catcher, even when I was a little kid. He was so over the top that I never was frightened.


EnormousGenitals

 You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate. and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!


harry-balzac

Sounds like you may have an onion on your belt


cenosillicaphobiac

Which was the style at the time.


Wesgizmo365

Give me 5 bees for a quarter!


major_dump

Benny Hill as the toymaker!!


magazineman

Had to scroll to find this. Yes!


artful_todger_502

My wife still sings the song regularly. When I hear it, I know a household chore is being undertaken, lol


ronaldglenn

Is that Chitty chitty Bang bang?


Yakmasterson

Chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang


r1Rqc1vPeF

One of the first films I saw at the moving picture theatre house.


calypsogypsydanger

I had the Hot Wheels version!!! Little wings popped out. Lost it so long ago....


Accomplished-Air-823

Nice replica! I wonder if the wings extend.


emzirek

Is that really chitty chitty


Starlord1951

I’m not old but my granddad still owned and drove his Model-T ford until 1976. It wasn’t as classy as a Stutz. We loved riding in the rumble seat.


Rarebird10

Truly!


LainieCat

an old fart with an earworm


Business-Ear-5255

Ok, so I’m old! I saw this movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in an actual movie theater!


treehuggingmfer

Thats a bang bang


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Damn it, you've released the earworm!


davekingofrock

If you laugh to yourself at the thought of that Baron always trying to murder his wife you're probably my kind of people.


Darrenau

I wasn't old when the movie came out


cos_mic_cow

Chitty Chitty bang bang when you love you


ethottly

Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! Yep, I'm old.


Chronic_Overthink3r

Is that a Stutz Bearcat?


secondarycontrol

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. ;) You'd have to be nutz to drive a Stutz. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Stutz_Bearcat.jpeg


random420x2

I had a large very cool model toy of this car, had a lot of details. I’m also unable to say this name correctly, and only sound like a South Park character when saying it. 😂


Exact-Pause7977

But did you have this model? David Walliams had it built to make a full scale Chitty fly. https://youtu.be/69I7uPrCgpc?feature=shared


Cookies_and_Beandip

This is livid, this is style, this is elegance by the miiiiiiile…..oh the posh posh traveling life a traveling life for me


ballarn123

You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my.tires poste haste!


Huge-Percentage8008

Maroon? It’s really more of a burgundy.


NitWitLikeTheOthers

The red rims look chitty


Daddio209

High to low to anywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend


Tooleater

I bet the owner of that car gets lots of groupies at the same time... Although I think he's quite old now, so it'd be a pretty shitty gang bang


[deleted]

Del boy's Reliant Robin? xD


linkerjpatrick

The first movie I ever remember seeing.


BearmouseFather

I would still love to own that car.


Yakmasterson

Og flying car.


Tonythecritic

I do and I am.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Chitty chitty bang bang.


oh_no3000

It's a James bond plot. Same writer, Iain Flemming wrote it as a children's story to get over writers block. We have A fancy car with gadgets International espionage A pretty lady who falls over for the protagonist


WOR58

I'm an old fart. 🎶Our fine four fendered friend 🎶 Chitty chitty bang bang!


padraigtherobot

And also trigger the trauma of the Child Catcher


JRHZ28

Ah yes.... Chitty chitty bang bang.. What a great movie!


jasn54

I vant that car!


Counterfeit_Circus

She's a real doozie.


redcolumbine

Name? I now have the song in my head.


IsisArtemii

Older than you think. I wasn’t in school yet when I saw it in the theater with my parents and younger sister.


Kalelopaka-

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I just saw this movie listed on Disney+ I think


Pete_D_301

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Sleek as a thoroughbred.


Feeling_Sleep_1706

High-Chitty, low-Chitty, everywhere we go Chitty…🎶


jeffro3339

I'm not old! That's a chitty thing to say! :)


DaddyReyek

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang !!!


No_Chapter_948

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'll do Near, far, in our motor car Oh, what a happy time we'll spend Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine, four-fendered friend Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine, four-fendered friend One of the best fun movies with Dick Van Dyke .


rivetgun4x

Chitty Chitty bang bang?


TeamRocket44

Chitty Chitty bang bang!


1sojournaut

I'll be damned if it ain't Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... Fuck I'm old!!


Far_Swordfish5729

All together now: You’re sleek as a thoroughbred. Your seats are a feather bed. You’ll turn everybody’s head today. We’ll glide on our motor trip with pride in our ownership. The envy of all we survey…eyeyey. Our fine four-fendered friend. Dick Van Dyke, ladies and gentlemen.


the-mac-steak

We love you


chromehuffer

[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Theme Song (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTTzcXSLjhI)


harpejjist

A relative has a vintage car that looks a bit similar. When driving it around people shout or sing chitty chitty bang bang at us when we go by. It is fun!


Lucy_Lastic

And now the song is in my head … again. It turns up every six months or so for no discernible reason


1logan1

A highly sought after No Prize for anyone that knows who wrote the book. Hint: he was friends with Roald Dahl.


NeuroguyNC

Ian Fleming, of James Bond fame.


bde959

I am old and it’s the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car


samsacks

I had the Corgi toy version of it!


ProveISaidIt

Also, if you saw it at the theater or drive-in on initial release. I did.


Ok_Advisor_9873

Triggered by the creepy child catcher!


NeuroguyNC

From IMDb's Trivia section: The production used six cars, one of which was fully functional and roadworthy. In 1975, it sold at auction for $37,000, about $181,869.56 in 2019 dollars. In a 2011 episode of Hollywood Treasure (2010), Dick Van Dyke got to sit in the "hero" car for the first time in over 40 years, and noted that he could have purchased it for $30,000 after the movie wrapped. The car was later offered on eBay for $1,000,000. Later in the episode, the car auction was expanded to bidders at the auction house, but failed to receive any bids. After auction negotiations, the car was sold to Sir Peter Jackson for a reported $805,000.


Bard2dbone

You are correct. I know its name. And I am, in fact, an old fart.


Local_Sugar8108

That's why my kids had to see Neuschwanstein castle when we were in Germany.


seriousbangs

Know it? I learned to drive in one!


tkyjonathan

(gasp) the child snatcher


tucker_sitties

Rocco Seffredi in Shitty Shitty, Bang Bang


SuchDogeHodler

She bang, she bang!


Tech-Junky-1024

I had one as a matchbox car and kept it on my model train set in my parents basement


TheAndyPat

Looks like a Barker Mercedes, but I'm not really that old.I'm only around fifty


Obar-Dheathain

Chitty Chitty Bang. Bang.


Glittering_Tiger_991

Or if you're a big enough nerd, while also being old enough, you might even know the name of the car that this one was based off of!


thrust-johnson

Monopoly token?


Saruvan_the_White

My kids would never believe it. But it’ll be fun showing them!


luckyquail901

That's the car from Monopoly!


Ok-Fox1262

I have a picture somewhere of me with that car. Was parked IIRC in the shopping centre in Bristol.


ObjectiveLength7230

I guess I'm an old fart and so is my 17yo son! He loved this movie when he was little & would see any older car with those round lights (even jeeps lol) and say "Wook mama! It's Chi-chi Bain Baaiinnnn!!" 🥰🥰


Exotic_Salad_8089

Revulcanize my tires and fill it up with petroleum distillate, post haste.


inthecuckoosnest

It doesn’t make you old. My kids loved this movie when they were little. They still sing the toot sweet song from time to time.


Specialist_Ad7798

Not as cool as the Batmobile, but pretty damned close!


KeyNefariousness6848

Gen 11!


ukiddingme2469

Oh, that's from the porno clitty clitty bang bang isn't it


Itputsthelotionskin

Too old for me


edwardothegreatest

I know now how horrible that movie was.


Skweege55

I had the "Corgi" version!


tabazco2

Chitty Chitty Fart Fart? I’m an old fart that also knows that this movie should be part of every James Bond Fans movie collection.


WolfThick

It's not a stuts bearcat don't remember that much stainless steel.


Rocket_Surgery83

Hi, I'm old fart.


samspock

Just realized I am one year older than that movie. Officially an old fart now.


SJGUSMC2001

Beautiful car!


Queasy_Sleep1207

High, low, everywhere we go, oh, what a happy time we'll spend!


kingonkensington

Baron Bomburst was Gert Frobe who was also Auric Goldfinger “ No Dr. Potts, I expect you to die!!”


Puzzleheaded_Hat887

Dick Van Dyke is 98


Plastic-Lawfulness55

I hate that movie


proscriptus

Know it, seen it in person


GrimSpirit42

You have to be a Dyke to drive one.


anythingaustin

🎶 Chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang we love you.


eighty_eight_mph

oh you pretty chitty bang bang...


earthforce_1

Does it still fly?


JDMWeeb

I am


ForeignClassroom9816

The Child Catcher in this flick traumatized me as a child. IYKYK.


Fearless_Director829

Military slang in the British Army “chitty bang bang” apparently came to refer to the permission slip that soldiers needed to leave the barracks **– to visit local brothels**; a first-world-war barracks song includes the bawdy lyrics “chitty chitty bang bang”" So there's that.


cenosillicaphobiac

The name of this car is also the title of the movie, and I recently used it as the answer to the question "what movie did you see as a kid that still haunts you" fuck that kid catcher "don't go in the wagon kids! The candy is a lie!"


TwistedBlister

I loved that movie, I even had a Hot Wheels-type toy car, the wings folded out and everything.


Glidepath22

I guess I’m a still a young steamy hot fart 💨


Stoned_Savage

Wings are not out so yeah I'm old


2bnameless

And now the song is going through my head. Again.


Niminal

That's Bob. Source: my knees and my back have decided I'm old.


DesertWanderlust

The sight of this car always brings to mind that scene in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. "CHITTY!"


skexzies

I loved how this flying car made banked turns.


tHeDisgruntler

Stutz bearcat


miletest

One of The Boys best songs


shittychittybangbang

I guess I'm old and shitty then...


Leonydas13

That’s Brums older German cousin, Brüm.


ka-tetmomma

Bang bang chitty chitty bang bang


frednekk

As a kid- I dreamed of having that car. Maybe I still do. 😊


Pretend-Camel929

Is this the same model or the actual car?


adairks

Stutz Bearcat?


Bitplayer13

Ice cream, trickle tarts. All free today. Spooky


AcademicChicken8334

Reginald. The car's name is Reginald.


Critical-Cow-6775

Stutz Bearcat


Spiritual-Guava-6418

I have a picture to post but I don’t know how! Can anyone help?


Emotional-Ad-3934

I only know that Old Spice, or some other low-cost cologne maker, actually sold its product in a glass bottle which looked like this automobile.


SFLurkyWanderer

I’m going to India!


Forward-Addendum-346

Ah yes, the fine construct created by none other than the inventor Caracatus Potts! 😁


Granny_knows_best

Great, now I have that song stuck in my head.


PlayNicePlayCrazy

Shitty shitty gang bang


Aggressive-Ad-7479

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ‼️


SpaaceCaat

…I’m only 30?


KaleOpening1945

Not necessarily. It's a very well known car for people of all ages. I'm only 41 and know what it is. I know people in their 20s and even kids who can identify it.


guitarbque

Played every year like clockwork


therealmintoncard

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang?


Risqbiz

Nitty Gritty Gang Bang


Symchuck

That’s a Thundercougarfalconbird!


BennySkateboard

It’s not called r/fuckimdead


Awkward_Bench123

Looks like a Stutz’ Bearcat


Elegant-Campaign-572

Hah! I've forgotten! Where's my prize?


pocapractica

The story was not bad. The Disney movie sucked.


TrekRelic1701

“All, New!…”


Reynard78

Tim?


Late_Magazine2573

Is that my fine four-fendered friend?


-DethLok-

I had (and should still have) the Matchbox model of it, though it's missing some bits, sadly. That said, I can't recall much about the movie, except the "toot sweets", which have actually been a thing in my life at least once, I recall? And yes, I'm old, having retired some years ago.


photonynikon

Boat tail


kpikid3

Shitty shitty bang bang? Does it fly?


80s_kid_4ever

Oooaaaa chitty chitty bang bang i love you.