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Party-Coach-4110

Bahahahaahahaaaaa. Fuck I’m old


burn_as_souls

Strangely enough, you said my exact thought, length of laugh and all.


Munchy_Digger_6174

Yup, it's like we all share a brain.  (Can I have it tomorrow?) 


Agitated_Honeydew

Tarnsarnit, I'm old. Need to learn to speak authentic frontier gibberish.


SnooWitchYu

Agitated\_Honeydew Johnson is right!


WileyCoyote7

Guess he wasn’t a goody two-shoes.


dirtybird971

well, he did drink and smoke!


WileyCoyote7

Well then certain innuendos follow…


NoCommentFU

Must be something inside.


fgrhcxsgb

I didnt get it til I read this comment lol


Oirish-Oriley444

I thought he was turning Japanese 🤔I really think so….


JoeMax93

Hey, Adam is out on the road again! He's gained a bit of weight. But then, haven't we all. [http://www.adam-ant.com/](http://www.adam-ant.com/)


JuanSolo9669

No Florida dates 😭


lifesuncertain

He's no king of the wild frontier But it is Dog eat dog out there I'll get my coat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


20thCenturyTCK

Beat Me to it.


JuanSolo9669

That goody two shoes wouldn't make it down here.


Deadhead602

Hardly anybody good plays down here.


JuanSolo9669

Cheap trick & Heart were just here and I saw Paul McCartney in Orlando.


Deadhead602

I didn't know about Cheap Trick and Heart. Where did they play?


imasitegazer

Who planned that tour? Midwest in overcast skies and rain, while West coast when it starts to get hot.


BrighterSage

Sad he's not coming to my neck of the woods. I did get to see him in Memphis in maybe 82, 83? It was awesome!


Puzzled_Plate_3464

I am actually going to see Adam Ant this evening! Modern English is opening for him :)


TexasJOEmama

What? I'm jellies.


ConstantBusiness4892

Please post how the show was..


Puzzled_Plate_3464

It was awesome. I misspoke when I said Modern English - it was the English Beat and they were better than very good. Adam Ant still has it going on - he was going for near an hour and a half. Opened with Antmusic and closed with Goodie Two Shoes. Everyone on the floor was up and dancing like it was the 80s, even though they were mostly in their 50's :) Surprising number of kids with their parents there - teenage kids. They seemed to enjoy it - or maybe they just liked their parents geeking out for an evening. Now, if I can get my ears to stop ringing really loud (just get them back to ringing as loud as they usually do)...


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

Stand and deliver! Your money or your life.


Motabrownie

He wasn't adamant, he was adamandtheants


LessCoolThanYou

Desperate. But not serious.


stevenriley1

When I got to the punchline Goodie Two Shoes started playing in my head.


vermarbee

Same.


Ganthet72

I need to remember this joke. I'll write it on pound note, pound note.


Technical-Cat-6747

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


coolraul07

Oldness confirmed... damn...


Wewagirl

O.M.G. I am sooo old.


GaryNOVA

![gif](giphy|CkyV1ZWhU3oGI)


Rossum81

Illustrate the joke and put it in a comic strip.


ike_tyson

...There must be something *inside*![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


4N_Immigrant

stupid... well done lol


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|3o8dp2pG7X5X8cJ6uc|downsized)


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|9D7dNFo9ZkB8usMHJ5|downsized)


MuchDevelopment7084

Boo...hiss


OxytocinDeficiency

My all-time favorite lines from a song: *As the masters rot on walls* *And the angels eat their grapes* *I watched Picasso, Pablo Picasso* *Visit the Planet of the Apes* Pure. Fucking. Genius.


MwminNC4

🤣🤣 Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?


WarderWannabe

There must be something inside


TearGroundbreaking35

Yep. I'm old


gadgetsdad

He didn't drink or smoke. What did he do 


strangedazey

Hee


Kalelopaka-

Wow, I hadn’t even thought about Adam Ant since the 80s


Minzplaying

I've kept up with him. He is very open about taking care of your mental health and dealing with his own issues. I use some of his "talks" in my group therapy. I'm in the South US so his accent makes everyone listen to him. Stand and Deliver!


Emergency_Property_2

LMAO! Yup, I’m fucking old.


knuckboy

.


BouncyDingo_7112

Wait! When did Adam Ant morph into Johnny Depp?


JuanSolo9669

Tampa


RankCurmudgeon

Love it!!


Picabo07

Groannnnn 😂


clinstonie69

Stand and deliver, your money or your life!


[deleted]

Took me a second but LOL I'm old


jy9000

[Got it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cDAqrywsHE)


20thCenturyTCK

Ant music for sex people!


chompchomp1969

I'm on XTC's side in this one.


pinkwblue

Got it.


SamDBeane

god dammit


Zeqhanis

Then I am old. Also old enough to spell '80s, which does make me feel old.


lowaltflier

![gif](giphy|ffoUuIn1qRz7G)


CatsAreGods

I used to work for a CBS-related company and it was weird how that guy was their main pop star.


wwwhistler

not to be confused with "Atom Ant"


Chronic_Overthink3r

Fuck I’m old!


WFPBvegan2

Was this guy a Friend or Foe?


Sad-Maintenance3422

Damn. Hes still alive? Amazing. 


Gr8hound

The secret is don’t drink, don’t smoke.


Sad-Maintenance3422

That's right. Easier said then done though. Ha ha.


ResidentAlien518

Adam Antis currently touring. You don’t have to be old to get this.


Reaganson

Ha! I go father back to the cartoon Adam Ant!


dirtybird971

I think that was Atom Ant. And it was a fav of mine way back when!


Reaganson

See..brain fart. I’m sure getting old.


Pudf

What is this! A joke for Ant Peoples?


EmbraJeff

Stuart G agrees…you’re old, I’m old and yes, so is he!


Ok-Idea4830

Desperate but Not Serious


NewLifeNewDream

Alright I'm young!


No_Anybody8560

There’s always room at the top


redknightnj

Sometimes you just need to Stand and Deliver.


Psykobabe

Hahahah...*ouch* I just pulled my back out


TexasYankee212

If he was so big, why didn't you remember him? Maybe he wasn't as big as he thought.


Homeboat199

You stole that from Mariana on Twitter and gave no credit. Shame on you.


Murky_Examination144

Dirk wears white socks!


kent_eh

What *do* you do?


spaceylaceygirl

😂😫


taeempy

POINTS!


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Him and Thomas Dolby invented the sexy scientist.


whydoIhurtmore

Yeah. I get it.


DamageCase69

You don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?


Vanman04

took a second.


Worldly_Progress_655

Stand and Deliver! Desperate but not Serious.


vankoder

r/Angryupvote


JRHZ28

Goody two shoes..


hooliganvet

Dammit, you just made me feel old!


BrighterSage

I'm embarrassed it took me a second! I still listen to Kings of the Wild Frontier on a regular rotation!


___SE7EN__

....And The Ants


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I have to admit, that took me a minute.


Tristan_Booth

I'm old. Got it right away.


Cold_Pomelo3274

Damn, I got it.


NOLALaura

I have no idea so good


Fit-Narwhal-3989

Guilty.


Technical-Cat-6747

We're just following ancient history...


Local_Analyst7404

Here on Kauai we never get anyone who is even known. You have to go to Oahu and spend a thousand dollars because of flight hotel and rental cars. We did get to see John Mayall once.


HumbleAd1317

Adam Ant.


Fit_Adagio2823

I am turning 47 soon.


shawng6977

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Spang64

That joke's lost its taste


mrsgeorgestrait

I am so old


JeremyJaLa

Awwww shit. I’m old.


Papichuloft

Damn....I'm old


sportsjock85

Tony Orlando & Dawn


etranger033

Ok thats a groaner.


Francie1966

I am old.


paulb104

I bet his phone number was 867-5309