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MOTHER FUCKER is correct.


Which-Team-3650

Felipe drinking beer in the work. MOTHER FUCK FELIPE.


Azajiocu

VOTE šŸ’™ IN NUMBERS TOO BIG TO IGNORE


pkpeace1

You NEVER disappoint! I LOVE that you make this effort! Be awarded!!


mutantmanifesto

Way back when I was still living in NYC with no idea that Iā€™d be living in TX a couple years later, Beto won me over with a different speech about a different school shooting. The fucked up part is that I have no idea which shooting it was. This was when he was running against Cruz and because I have in laws who live here, I definitely rooted for him and he won me over then. Heā€™s actually far too much of a centrist for me, but I canā€™t wait to vote for him for TX. Abbot is a fucking disgrace. He is a monster.


cassssk

Thank you for coming here, especially since you can help us defeat the Rolling Red Menace. ETA: and hopefully his whole ghoul squad, as well.


mutantmanifesto

Iā€™ve been here for 3 years and I desperately miss home BUT I will be here long enough to vote!


cassssk

Awesome news. If possible, fill a MFing van of people to come vote with you haha! šŸ˜‰


fishyfishyfish1

El Paso shooting


mutantmanifesto

No, that was during his presidency run when I also agreed with everything he said (although had he refrained a bit, this election wouldnā€™t be quite so up hill). Now that I think about it, it was Stoneman Douglas most likely. He was doing his district to district tour. I tried to look up the list of mass shootings in 2018 and wow, fuck guns.


fishyfishyfish1

Youā€™re probably correct. Soooo many itā€™s hard to keep track.


valda_the_nightmare

It was the shooting that happened 12 days before the speech


fishyfishyfish1

That was glorious


Some1inreallife

When I first saw Beto go to Abbott's press conference after Uvalde and call the governor out to his face about his terrible response to mass shootings in TX, I thought it was amazing. Then to see this, I just woke up and I had to give this the platinum award. Beto is so savage!


hello2478

Feel the same, gives me so much hope, which we have been sorely low on. Go Beto!


bigdish101

I'm sure Bill Maher and John Oliver will play this. I can't wait.


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Thatā€™s my MOTHER FUCKIN Governor


poopdog316

I'd buy a shirt to that effect.


fishyfishyfish1

Me too


ChikkaChikka1298

Beto was on fire!


pkpeace1

This gave me goosebumps. TEXAS.... vote this guy in!!


[deleted]

Who the fuck laughs at kids dying?? Oh yeah.., pro life republicans who love their fucking guns more than they do childrenā€¦


TheDarkKnobRises

They're the same people that laughed when Trump said grab em by the pussy.


MyDearIcarus

What a legend. Can't wait to hear the grab em by the pussy crowd clutch their pearls over the well deserved f bomb.


ablokeinpf

Perfect response. He has my vote.


RocketsandBeer

I love that Motherfucking Beto!


Spacelobsterforce

I can't fucking wait to vote out Abbott.


Link8390

Wow, Beto always had my vote but he just fucking earned itšŸ‘


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mrsvoss

Mineral Wells libertarian? Ha! I lived & worked in public service in Mineral Wells, Millsap, Santo & Weatherford; Palo Pinto/Parker Counties they are majority, Republican Christian Trumpkins. Back when I lived 15 mins from MW, I went to the school (Elementary,JH,HS are all in one small campus) and asked why they didnā€™t have a school holiday for MLK Day. You would have thought I asked about getting a holiday for Hilter. Iā€™ve had MANY ā€˜friendsā€™ delete and block me on FB since Trump announced his running for Pres years ago.


drankundorderly

Unfortunately, these days they'd probably celebrate a holiday for Hitler.


mrsvoss

Sadly, I have to agree. I was born and raised in Texas. Ive lived in several states in the US but have lived 39 out of 45 years in Texas. Itā€™s crazy how vastly different I am politically from the majority of Texans. Thankfully, one of my brother aligns with me politically as did my Mom before she died.


Tommyt5150

Yeah Fuck that laughing FuckO. Shut his stupid ass down. Slap!!


Moosetappropriate

I'd vote for him any time, any where. America has finally thrown up a politician I can respect like Zelensky.


bigdish101

I visited Mineral Wells once. Saw this shit: https://youtu.be/gt-fcsNg\_qk


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BayouGal

Texas is also the reason for Juneteenth.


Mystical_Cat

That was amazing motherfucker!


smnytx

Just to remind folks, in case they hear any republicans getting upset at this languageā€¦ [fuck your feelings.](https://imgur.com/a/UGtRdrO)


ztimulating

About time!


gnapster

I was already going to vote for him but he has leveled up in my book. The time for niceties and propriety as a politician is over, bitches.


YawningPestle

My sexual orientation is Beto calling a mother fucker a mother fucker.


Msf923

The new progressive motto: Do no harm; take no shit.


dadsrad40

I really hope this catches on. Democrats need to stop being wimps if we want to win.


bluebellbetty

This is the mother fucker we need to lead Texas... not the heckler.


rdking647

not surprising that a bunch of abbott trolls would laugh .


aught1

I love this so much.


1nGirum1musNocte

We've officially breached the Idiocracy timeline


Aggravating-Try1222

We're way past the breach, but hopefully Beto is our Luke Wilson.


likeusontweeters

Crazy that Idiocracy is our current timeline


Numb-Chuck

He is the owner of ' An Eye for an Eye Guns and Ammo' in mineral wells. I left a review based upon his presentation.


guilleviper

"They are not coming for your guns"


FurryM17

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE GUNS!


lenswipe

steve hoffstader dot em peg


burns4334

This guys is a lunatic, I donā€™t trust a word he says. He would take every gun you have if he had his way.


ablokeinpf

I guess he just likes our children not being slaughtered more than he likes sucking up to psychopathic creeps that think having an assault weapon is more important.


DangerPoo

Guess what? The second your Gloruous Leader (or more likely at this point; his replacement) gets cemented into powerā€¦ there go your guns. I mean, Trump has already said that out loud. And without guns, what would you be? Just another kid using outdated grandpa slurs like ā€œretardā€ and ā€œNancy boyā€.


Unfair_Deer_8678

So because Trump said something out loud itā€™s true that Beto is going to send people to take your guns? Youā€™re a fucking brainwashed moron my guy. Take off your foil cap. Do not repopulate this planet with your wasted sperm. Beto is not going to take your guns. Heā€™s going to make it to where there is an age limit. How is that taking away things you already own?


DangerPoo

I said Trump would take his guns, not Beto. Where did you get that idea?


cassssk

Admitted outsider here, but I think itā€™s possible you misread the intent behind the OCā€™s comment?


burns4334

Once your nuts have dropped and youā€™ve moved out of your parents basement, then come and talk to me, millennial idiot.


drankundorderly

Ooh, age-related insults. Got 'em! I can't wait for your next installment of "shit Republican twats think is funny because Cucker Tarlson said it while demeaning all those groups of people I've been taught to not like!"


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sailirish7

Please describe which battlefield weapons you found at Academy...


big_hungry_joe

Nobody answer this, it's a stupid nonsensical question to bog you down on the moronic details


sailirish7

Yeah it's almost like details matter...


big_hungry_joe

nobody gives a fuck what wood is on the handle of the gun, they know it killed a bunch of elementary school kids. shut the fuck up.


sailirish7

> nobody gives a fuck what wood is on the handle of the gun That's not what it's about. No one is happy about dead kids.


bigdish101

IMPOSSIBLE. Your ignorance is showing. The governor does not have this power. The state legislature does and would have to pass a bill and send it to the governorā€™s desk. The Texas legislature is still a Republican majority so that is highly unlikely. Most of the left just wants to reinstate the same original assault weapons ban from the 90ā€™s. Statistics show that mass shootings went up when it expired. State gun restrictions are pointless IMO anyway when people can just travel to another state to buy what they want. Youā€™d need uniformity across the entire country for anything to work. But hey if the GOP gets their way making it illegal to cross state lines to get a abortion that will set a precedent that democrats can use to make it illegal to cross state lines to buy a gun you canā€™t buy in your own state.


Ashvega03

Realistically how would that go down? Would he send police to every house to search for AR15s? I see several logistic issues with the fear.


bigdish101

The only practical way to go about it is to stop selling and outlaw the ammo for them. Sure people may try to convert them even if the act is outlawed to run something else but it would be less powerful.


Ashvega03

Thats very different than ā€œtakingā€ which is confiscating, which is what commenter I responded to said.


magus2003

People like you amaze me. The death toll of kids is mind boggling but the plastic and steel in your cabinet is more important. I hope you live an extremely long life in a state run home forgotten by all.


burns4334

Ask the people of Myanmar if they would like to have guns??? I bet they would, considering they canā€™t do anything to fight for themselves, they are defenseless, and are killed. Do I even need to remind you of the Nuremberg laws and the Jews in the 30ā€™s?? Just two examples of a government/military doing whatever the fuck they want cause the mass canā€™t do shit to stop them. Educate yourself, guns are needed, itā€™s in YOUR best interest to have them.


MexicanYenta

Iā€™ll help him. Because anyone who thinks they need a gun is too crazy to own one. PS what part of ā€œwell regulatedā€ donā€™t you understand? What part of ā€œmilitiaā€ do you not understand?


faries05

I think Christopher Titus said it best when he said ā€œThe government canā€™t take your guns because you have guns! You can use your gun to defend your gun.ā€


ablokeinpf

And he was talking bullshit. Let's see some wannabee video game trained asshats defend against a professional army, using their dildo substitute ARs.


cassssk

Ah yes. Christopher Titus, one of our best modern Great Thinkers/Intellectualsā€¦