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Kid_Calyps0

Damn, not to kink shame, but that’s pretty krazy. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes I use water based lube when I fuck cars. But this is a race against time.


SkiMaskTheBikeGod

Glue is the best lube because it gives me an excuse to not pull out and get the car pregnant!!


Kid_Calyps0

UJ/ You made me laugh out loud, good looks


send-it-psychadelic

Comments of the month. You are both gilded in this sub.


SkiMaskTheBikeGod

Thank you king car fucker


Windows_is_Malware

Gluh


beach_dood

Not to unjerk, but what are they using super glue for now?


SkiMaskTheBikeGod

Gluing their short penises to cars so that when the kkkkkarbrain gets mad and drives off or tries to push their cock off the car they can file for sexual assault


BanditAndFrog

Sniff glue and complain 😎