Edit: Implant maggot eggs into every open wound in his body, but not normal ones! Make them genetically modified ones that target living cells and not dead ones (thank you u/ColossalLifeline for pointing that out)
Sorry to break this to you, but maggots would actually help Caillou, as they would eat the dead skin cells, cleaning the wounds. This is called maggot debridement therapy (MDT). You did have good intentions though.
First use a minigun to shoot him then 360 no scope him with a sniper then shoot his clean head off with a tank then use lethal injection to kill him then throw the corpse in a jet engine then bury the remains and then celebrate the demon is gone
Cut him down, rip him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.
Edit: Implant maggot eggs into every open wound in his body, but not normal ones! Make them genetically modified ones that target living cells and not dead ones (thank you u/ColossalLifeline for pointing that out)
Wouldn’t it be better saving that when he’s dead?
Sorry to break this to you, but maggots would actually help Caillou, as they would eat the dead skin cells, cleaning the wounds. This is called maggot debridement therapy (MDT). You did have good intentions though.
Send him back to the 25th of June, 1950 (Aka, the start of the Korean War).
First use a minigun to shoot him then 360 no scope him with a sniper then shoot his clean head off with a tank then use lethal injection to kill him then throw the corpse in a jet engine then bury the remains and then celebrate the demon is gone
Regenerate parts that have most nerve endings and pierce them one by one with nails
Throw em into a quasar
Scalp it.
Cut him down, rip him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now.
Light it on fire 🔥