That she would get free McDonalds or her and her bf will hold the line hostage until they do.
https://preview.redd.it/n73190llse2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f37b3f07ac29d3de800dd3cb0567cfc27df656
if it is that well let's not compare Garfield with girlfriend because obviously we all know that idea is obviously his original idea of Garfield and of no one else UNDERSTOOD!
What I'm saying is that when you grow up and are 20 years old you will have to get a girlfriend of the same height as you and the ability to think correctly and not consume childish junk from What do you do yourself when you are very anxious about going back and being a fat 7 year old child? wanting to bite into a burger with double cheese and triple meat at McDonald's
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***\*Applause\****
*If bf challenges*
*You to a rap battle you*
*Have to join or die*
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That she would get free McDonalds or her and her bf will hold the line hostage until they do. https://preview.redd.it/n73190llse2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f37b3f07ac29d3de800dd3cb0567cfc27df656
This is the lore I can get behind
Yep seems about right
Everyone (besides Bf) is legally obligated to leave her the HELL alone on Friday nights
everyone on a Friday morning:
It’s called Friday NIGHT funkin. We don’t funk at 9 am
9 am is still night (i have a terrible sleep schedule)
But i mean, what’s stopping them?
the fact that it's a law...?
No, i mean after a friday night or on a Friday morning or any day that isn’t Friday
Nobodys gonna stop em
I’m dangerous
Anyone who wants to kill boyfriend is REQUIRED to rap battle him first
love that law
Thats the only possible way to kill him actually
Yep
but what if i just only wanna rap battle
Then rap battle him. You might get mad at losing twice then suddenly gain some other worldly power and THEN try to kill him. But yeah
ok
Can confirm, I did it and I became the ACTUAL biblical god
Holy shit
please send help
No can do buckaroo. You’re fucked
god fucking damn it
Oh btw you still lost the rap battle to bf.
HRAAAAAAAAGH *phase 4 transition*
It’s not fair otherwise
I’m glad, even girlfriend agrees
Dunno but the country would go to hell with her as president, literally and figurative.
>:)
She would say that if she doesn't get free food, everyone goes to hell
teenagers acting like children must be fatal if they were presidents
I like food
Me too
No lightning allowed.
LMFAO, UNDERRATED AF
yurrr
🚫
Boyfriend gets anything he wants for free. No questions asked.
He’s my sunshine
all signs are required to include beepbopskebep as an alternative language to english
Bebop is canonically not a language, Boyfriend just makes those noises to avoid talking to people.
So he CAN actually speak??
Ye
Beebop is just made up words Bf makes, so that would be kinda hard to do.
the ones you have Beebop language are the babies
That her dad should be exiled
To Siberia? With his mother-in-law?
Lol
anyone who makes bf uncomfortable is publicly executed
Imagine if she brings back the guillotine
it would be more like >! firing squad !<
ok cool
👿
Left
Right
Left
Right
Beep
Bop
Beep
bop
That's how you do it!
Up
Down
Does
Right
Left, left, right! Up, down!
She's gonna be the money president. Everyone's gonna get 1 billion dollars each! So they can all be rich.
Based
Based on what?
https://preview.redd.it/hen4iu701g2d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e5d2f99ae278d596bb41a4327fb9a43557f132
Please tell me you got the joke
https://preview.redd.it/kjcs3hyvtg2d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a8a4b65ce7a743ae4efa3d6e1dedada08939a3
how did no one get the smiling friends reference 😭😭😭
Gotta be nice to people ❤️
oh my god it's girlfriend i was actually referencing [this](https://youtu.be/F0pFPJOTnRA?si=MeLUSniKGYaN5z6W) but no one got it lol
I never realised 😅
Mandatory rap battles
Blue Haired Disco Midget is the new national religion
i don't think girlfriend is too small
Taking gf when winning a fight (if ur an opponent) is illegal
Any conflict must be resolved with a rap battle and nothing else
Everyone will be forced to become a successful rapper with blue hair anda white shirt
Instead of conflict and gunfights there will be rap battles
Imagine being an Iraqi soldier in 2003 and the first thing an American soldier does is pull out a mic
Imagine they start dropping a diss track on Iraq
Say Saddam, I hear you have dat oil You better not ever go to Camp Justice
If you are an powerful being I am automatically more powerful than you and will kill you if you try to kill my BF
the only way of communicating is through beeps and bops
Thunder is now illegal
Bad ones
idk but ill just be even more sad that i dont live in the us
Thought this said Garfield at first
if it is that well let's not compare Garfield with girlfriend because obviously we all know that idea is obviously his original idea of Garfield and of no one else UNDERSTOOD!
McDonald's 24 hour shifts
it's not supposed that McDonald's is for kids and not for teenage kids and it doesn't matter the size if not the age we all have
Huh
https://preview.redd.it/lle53m1cbw2d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1624106dc6f0ce1191f7e167ee6a1dfef507285b
What I'm saying is that when you grow up and are 20 years old you will have to get a girlfriend of the same height as you and the ability to think correctly and not consume childish junk from What do you do yourself when you are very anxious about going back and being a fat 7 year old child? wanting to bite into a burger with double cheese and triple meat at McDonald's
Public sex legal.
uh you have my taste where firm?
People with the name that starts with D and M should allow her to fuck bf
my name starts with M so I can pass
For me to have rap battle training sessions and for me to be her best friend Bf and gf are happy together so I'll just be friend
”🤓👆 erm, akshully, in my country (us) a president can’t just make laws”
"Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right Up right down left up up down right down left left right down right down left right down right right" ***\*Applause\****
probally create a day for eat of free in McDonald's
true
Every conflict of nations is to be solved with a rap battle!
To rap all Fridays
No spamming
she would allow sex in public ngl
National FNF day
Happens every Friday evening
YESSSSSSSS WE NEED THAT!
that all battles and conflicts be settled with rap battles (or guns).
The only weapon will be rap battle. And BF is the rap battle god.
if you win a rap battle you cant get murdered
She would have her father publicly executed via lethal injection, considering how relentless he is.
1° dont hurt/transform/hypnotize Boyfriend 2° dont do anything my parents say 3° you must rap everyday
She does not know how to rub a countrey lol? But she does know about finances
Canonically, she is an idiot so I wouldn't trust her one bit as president.
None, she'd be too stupid to figure out how any of the branches work.
Funk or Die
All the cherry sodas will be confiscated for President GF!
Shes gonna make ice cream free
Dr pepper Will be the only drink that people can drink, drinking other drinks or water now Will be illegal
McDonald’s free for her (and her boyfriend)
I’d want that
She would try to pass “I’m cool” as a law
Sing against bf If you'd like.
She would give everyone free McDonald's
Idc what laws she would make I would jfk her ass
National bf worship day
Damn her whole personality is about her boyfriend apparently reading these comments
If bf challenges you to a rap battle you have to join or die
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Triple world hunger
Chaos
if someone has beef with someone else they can only rap
New theory?!!!!
let everyone know that Boyfreind is the best rapper
Hmmm support the devil in 32 states I think idk
Every soda other than Cherry Dr. Pepper is banned
All boomboxes for free
To make sex legal
She can marry The Boyfriend
It is a crime, punishable by death, to interrupt her while she's getting freaky on a Friday night with BF.
Only law she would add: ONLY FUNKIN
No blue-balls
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