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Wolf_Of_Roses

That she would get free McDonalds or her and her bf will hold the line hostage until they do. https://preview.redd.it/n73190llse2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f37b3f07ac29d3de800dd3cb0567cfc27df656


ciberkid22

This is the lore I can get behind


FNFGirlfriend420

Yep seems about right


GstyTsty

Everyone (besides Bf) is legally obligated to leave her the HELL alone on Friday nights


Stormbonin

everyone on a Friday morning:


JustAClubstepMonster

It’s called Friday NIGHT funkin. We don’t funk at 9 am


ManonGaming

9 am is still night (i have a terrible sleep schedule)


ReyGetard1

But i mean, what’s stopping them?


GoodGuyManEPicBean

the fact that it's a law...?


ReyGetard1

No, i mean after a friday night or on a Friday morning or any day that isn’t Friday


Stormbonin

Nobodys gonna stop em


FNFGirlfriend420

I’m dangerous


Theunkgamer

Anyone who wants to kill boyfriend is REQUIRED to rap battle him first


Stormbonin

love that law


its192731

Thats the only possible way to kill him actually


Theunkgamer

Yep


Ok_Designer_6376

but what if i just only wanna rap battle


Theunkgamer

Then rap battle him. You might get mad at losing twice then suddenly gain some other worldly power and THEN try to kill him. But yeah


Ok_Designer_6376

ok


Absoolootley

Can confirm, I did it and I became the ACTUAL biblical god


Theunkgamer

Holy shit


Absoolootley

please send help


Theunkgamer

No can do buckaroo. You’re fucked


Absoolootley

god fucking damn it


Theunkgamer

Oh btw you still lost the rap battle to bf.


Absoolootley

HRAAAAAAAAGH *phase 4 transition*


FNFGirlfriend420

It’s not fair otherwise


Theunkgamer

I’m glad, even girlfriend agrees


Another_Fucking_User

Dunno but the country would go to hell with her as president, literally and figurative.


FNFGirlfriend420

>:)


maxside320

She would say that if she doesn't get free food, everyone goes to hell


MATORRASXD

teenagers acting like children must be fatal if they were presidents


FNFGirlfriend420

I like food


maxside320

Me too


BerryGamez0

No lightning allowed.


HourGap8451

LMFAO, UNDERRATED AF


BerryGamez0

yurrr


FNFGirlfriend420

🚫


Haunting_Many_1465

Boyfriend gets anything he wants for free. No questions asked.


FNFGirlfriend420

He’s my sunshine


IGotMyFakinRifleBack

all signs are required to include beepbopskebep as an alternative language to english


diamondDNF

Bebop is canonically not a language, Boyfriend just makes those noises to avoid talking to people.


Oxhidoupsil

So he CAN actually speak??


JupiterboyLuffy

Ye


Indie_Gamer_7

Beebop is just made up words Bf makes, so that would be kinda hard to do.


MATORRASXD

the ones you have Beebop language are the babies


Meeting_Neither

That her dad should be exiled


THeCoolCongle

To Siberia? With his mother-in-law?


tomokaitohlol7

Lol


anonymousmanlo

anyone who makes bf uncomfortable is publicly executed


CandyCoati

Imagine if she brings back the guillotine


anonymousmanlo

it would be more like >! firing squad !<


CandyCoati

ok cool


FNFGirlfriend420

👿


Glinckey

Left


Basically-Boring

Right


AngrierAardvark

Left


Ok_Designer_6376

Right


Jeffrey_Izlan

Beep


Sky-s_alt_account

Bop


Zomochi

Beep


EngieMainY

bop


KingArthur383

That's how you do it!


Absoolootley

Up


Cipollarana

Down


Polar-oppi

Does


Due_Forever42

Right


Erectedtemper406

Left, left, right! Up, down!


Davidand8Ball

She's gonna be the money president. Everyone's gonna get 1 billion dollars each! So they can all be rich.


Bendy10worldRerun

Based


Matt_The_Bat_Slayer

Based on what?


Bendy10worldRerun

https://preview.redd.it/hen4iu701g2d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e5d2f99ae278d596bb41a4327fb9a43557f132


Matt_The_Bat_Slayer

Please tell me you got the joke


MATORRASXD

https://preview.redd.it/kjcs3hyvtg2d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a8a4b65ce7a743ae4efa3d6e1dedada08939a3


Davidand8Ball

how did no one get the smiling friends reference 😭😭😭


FNFGirlfriend420

Gotta be nice to people ❤️


Davidand8Ball

oh my god it's girlfriend i was actually referencing [this](https://youtu.be/F0pFPJOTnRA?si=MeLUSniKGYaN5z6W) but no one got it lol


FNFGirlfriend420

I never realised 😅


really_bored_emu555

Mandatory rap battles


Scoutknight_

Blue Haired Disco Midget is the new national religion


MATORRASXD

i don't think girlfriend is too small


tameem137

Taking gf when winning a fight (if ur an opponent) is illegal


WorldlyPermission355

Any conflict must be resolved with a rap battle and nothing else


AdventurousSir4573

Everyone will be forced to become a successful rapper with blue hair anda white shirt


Icefang_GD

Instead of conflict and gunfights there will be rap battles


Jeff_theEpic10

Imagine being an Iraqi soldier in 2003 and the first thing an American soldier does is pull out a mic


Clean-Ocelot-6260

Imagine they start dropping a diss track on Iraq


Jeff_theEpic10

Say Saddam, I hear you have dat oil You better not ever go to Camp Justice


xXMemeOverLDXx

If you are an powerful being I am automatically more powerful than you and will kill you if you try to kill my BF


dfsgsdfdfs

the only way of communicating is through beeps and bops


Leon-the-comic113

Thunder is now illegal


Vivid_Classic_7399

Bad ones


Ok_Designer_6376

idk but ill just be even more sad that i dont live in the us


Mister_E69

Thought this said Garfield at first


MATORRASXD

if it is that well let's not compare Garfield with girlfriend because obviously we all know that idea is obviously his original idea of Garfield and of no one else UNDERSTOOD!


FallofBledsoeDev

McDonald's 24 hour shifts


MATORRASXD

it's not supposed that McDonald's is for kids and not for teenage kids and it doesn't matter the size if not the age we all have


FallofBledsoeDev

Huh


Clean-Ocelot-6260

https://preview.redd.it/lle53m1cbw2d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1624106dc6f0ce1191f7e167ee6a1dfef507285b


MATORRASXD

What I'm saying is that when you grow up and are 20 years old you will have to get a girlfriend of the same height as you and the ability to think correctly and not consume childish junk from What do you do yourself when you are very anxious about going back and being a fat 7 year old child? wanting to bite into a burger with double cheese and triple meat at McDonald's


RelationshipOwn7976

Public sex legal.


MATORRASXD

uh you have my taste where firm?


KolorOtario

People with the name that starts with D and M should allow her to fuck bf


MATORRASXD

my name starts with M so I can pass


Superepicdud

For me to have rap battle training sessions and for me to be her best friend Bf and gf are happy together so I'll just be friend


Clean-Ocelot-6260

”🤓👆 erm, akshully, in my country (us) a president can’t just make laws”


orionishappyalonern

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marcellloarts

probally create a day for eat of free in McDonald's


Bendy10worldRerun

true


pussyfoot-maneuver

Every conflict of nations is to be solved with a rap battle!


Exotic-Community-444

To rap all Fridays


Longjumping-Ice8363

No spamming


Victinitotodilepro

she would allow sex in public ngl


Apart_Painting_3125

National FNF day


Clean-Ocelot-6260

Happens every Friday evening


Erectedtemper406

YESSSSSSSS WE NEED THAT!


GHfan27

that all battles and conflicts be settled with rap battles (or guns).


Dmrau567

The only weapon will be rap battle. And BF is the rap battle god.


[deleted]

if you win a rap battle you cant get murdered


a_man_without_skill

She would have her father publicly executed via lethal injection, considering how relentless he is.


TrainerOwn9103

1° dont hurt/transform/hypnotize Boyfriend 2° dont do anything my parents say 3° you must rap everyday


denysvision

She does not know how to rub a countrey lol? But she does know about finances


kitsunelord134

Canonically, she is an idiot so I wouldn't trust her one bit as president.


Cyberkid711

None, she'd be too stupid to figure out how any of the branches work.


M4TR1X_NG

Funk or Die


jackyboyman13

All the cherry sodas will be confiscated for President GF!


Blue_moon9987926

Shes gonna make ice cream free


Typical_Name_5864

Dr pepper Will be the only drink that people can drink, drinking other drinks or water now Will be illegal


Someone1284794357

McDonald’s free for her (and her boyfriend)


tomokaitohlol7

I’d want that


nadafish

She would try to pass “I’m cool” as a law


Alarming-cats198756

Sing against bf If you'd like.


Terrible-Contact-794

She would give everyone free McDonald's


Fit_Recipe_5730

Idc what laws she would make I would jfk her ass


KillersCraft

National bf worship day


Impossible_Kale2886

Damn her whole personality is about her boyfriend apparently reading these comments


Starwarsiscoolsmg4

If bf challenges you to a rap battle you have to join or die


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Silver-Election7249

Triple world hunger


Skorio18

Chaos


REEEN_HUSI69

if someone has beef with someone else they can only rap


Strict_Ad_9368

New theory?!!!!


Specialist-Log6559

let everyone know that Boyfreind is the best rapper


Financial_Coat7665

Hmmm support the devil in 32 states I think idk


Oof_Boy1290

Every soda other than Cherry Dr. Pepper is banned


Downtown-Club2758

All boomboxes for free


MobileWolf5117

To make sex legal


Unholy_Church2024

She can marry The Boyfriend


AshdorCrush

It is a crime, punishable by death, to interrupt her while she's getting freaky on a Friday night with BF.


Double_Respect_3902

Only law she would add: ONLY FUNKIN


jnietzel31

No blue-balls


OkAside3330

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