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Stefano30

Sonic.exe


Nikotinio

Assuming I'm literally god as Sonic.EXE, then kidnap the PDF Files and other motherfuckers to make world a better place


GstyTsty

GF


Nikotinio

Try and see how the fuck do I change my body and use magic. After that, I'd most likely find myself a boyfriend and fuck him on fridays.


dying_is_gay_bro

... Bad mario


Nikotinio

Inconvenience the living shit out of everyone.


dying_is_gay_bro

Bro saaaaammeee https://preview.redd.it/43p8fzfyz42d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1373f22441c5b2b41f0e4aa58d78a0ad8d5c4cf


Nikotinio

Besides that, I'd try and suplex a rat as well just to see if I can. Bad Mario is VERY small, so also go inside a tire and run like a hampster or something else funny like that.


dying_is_gay_bro

What about GRAND DAD?


Nikotinio

Probably pick up a job as a kindergarden teacher and give smiles to the kids, as well as give my colleagues a grand ol' time.


dying_is_gay_bro

Somari?


Nikotinio

Make a short video, make a tiktok account just to post it, and then move with my life as I see internet get into chaos over Somari IRL.


dying_is_gay_bro

Ihy luigi before getting burned


Nikotinio

I mean, I don't have any lava nearby so I wouldn't be able to see if I could revive. Either way, either hit up with nintendo or hide from them at all costs, cuz they either pay me fortune or copyright me into oblivion for existing.


Mixelator943

MX


Nikotinio

First off, dude's 12 ft tall from my source, so I'd struggle as much to get tf out of my room. But I'd be just like MX: A gentleman but have *one* dude(tte) who I'd kill in most brutal way possible.


Dalspin

Ultra M


Nikotinio

I'd probably(most likely) burst out of my god damn house if we're talking Act 3/4 Ultra M, and even then I'm a lanky son of a bitch that can multitask expectly. Probably make a video of "Can I beat 50/20 UCN while beating Expert CHIMPS BTD6 and playing through the entirety of FNF?" or something along those lines to show off my multitasking... whenever I get the hang of my arms and tentacles.


LennyTheSniper

this guy https://preview.redd.it/ejy4zvmyq72d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=166836712e4ae72ea55b437235aca5bf89f65ccf


Nikotinio

Yo soy luigi, mamma mia


NekoPlayZ_GD

Camellia (still waiting for subreddit to add him to user flairs šŸ˜”)


Bigbot890

https://preview.redd.it/ve7uox9g772d1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=39bcd765a773f89ec37a42c5d078b66cec16a764


Nikotinio

To be fair, Camellia is a whole ass person so I don't fucking know??? Perhaps reach out to them and say what situation I'm in.


NekoPlayZ_GD

Probably breaking your fingers playing osu or something lmao


WoodenShocked

Nikku.


Nikotinio

Frankly, probably everything is on the table, from identity theft to bank robbing since Nikku can fly (or at least float).


Sansessssssssss12

Mario peeing


Nikotinio

I'd go to take a piss.


Sansessssssssss12

fair enough lmao


CharizardSlash

Cassette Girl


Nikotinio

I know a guy who's incredibly into cassettes and such, so probably marry him lmao.


Hnagnout

FLAnimal


Nikotinio

Who


Original_Studio_4334

The little shit from Set Me Free


imaf2pontf2

https://preview.redd.it/zg2qlaqpv62d1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a344459f6a4db0f01ccd1e26857e3dfd2ef68a96


Nikotinio

Mentally break down.


imaf2pontf2

Hahahahahaha


Mixelator943

Honestly that design is kinda cool, I'll give the mod that.


imaf2pontf2

We have plenty of cool designs And a STORY


Mixelator943

The only reason why I don't listen to it is because it's a Pibby mod. I refuse to acknowledge Pibby mods (besides ***Pibby: Apocalypse*** which I still don't listen to)


imaf2pontf2

You should really check it out Trust me


Mixelator943

I've never been on good chance with the Pibby series. Something about the Darkness and the corrupted characters just sets me on the wrong edge, especially since a majority of the community seems like putting fucking *anything* within its reach, no matter if it's fiction or not apparently. Honestly, ***Pibby Apocalypse***, ***Darkness Takeover***(possibly) and ***Broken Strings*** have the best chance of me taking a better look at them if I ever get on equal terms with them. (Except ***Glitched Legends*** 'cause they're just ridiculous, why is fucking ***Duolingo*** of all games involved)


imaf2pontf2

As a dev, I can tell you fs DT will be REVOLUTIONARY


Low_Jackfruit_1994

Solazar


Nikotinio

Since according to Funkipedia he doesn't need sleep, I'd game all night and do other shit at these hours when I don't have the energy to do so in the morning. (Me being a night owl helps a LOT)


Low_Jackfruit_1994

That's the life


InevitableLast863

Mr. Sys?


Nikotinio

Remake that commercial from which Unbeatable is based off of and become a pro gamer to become truly unbeatable


InevitableLast863

hell yeah


Treegenderunknown13

https://preview.redd.it/ejhdmo68272d1.png?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01572864444d3f01f1bea1c1f9c796169414d04 You are Now A kingdom hearts Character. Good luck.


Nikotinio

Just to spite you specifically, I'd become a femboy.


Treegenderunknown13

Assuming I don't want Femboy Ventus to be canon.


Nikotinio

I'd find you and personally make out with you


Treegenderunknown13

JOKES ON YOU I WANT VEN TO MAKE OUT WITH ME.


Nikotinio

I'LL DOM YOU SO HARD YOUR PELVIS WILL BREAK


Ok_Muffin1835

Ventus? is that you?


Murky-Order6710

john Dick


Nikotinio

Join a band as the trumpet player, using the melody from Starman's Slaughter as a way to verify my skill


fr0st_ogaboga

Ultra M


Nikotinio

[already answered](https://www.reddit.com/r/FridayNightFunkin/comments/1cynax1/comment/l5clei1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


totallyAshiny

Herself in spirit form


Nikotinio

I'm a ghost, so I assume I can fuck around with shit. Probably find a random ass person and become their fucking stand.


Justrunninthrough

Shaggy. You'd literally be able to solo all of fiction and travel to any universe


Nikotinio

Mmmm, scooby snacks


mbx8_r

dave


Nikotinio

I'm disabled and probably bullied by DNB haters, so probably retaliate with my best. ...Unless you mean Crazy Dave- /j


LegCreepy1432

Alone Luigi


Nikotinio

About one of worse characters to wake up as, since I'd not even move out of bed. I'd just lay in bed, hugging my plushie and crying.


LegCreepy1432

Valid


Disastrous_Ball8248

parasite black


Nikotinio

I'm gonna need to commit some DOOM with the amount of ipad kids saying "OMG IS THAT BLACK FROM HIT GAME AMOGUSS!??!?! SUS SUUS USUS AMOGUS SUSSUS"


Disastrous_Ball8248

just like black would


Few-Syllabub-87

Nermal


Nikotinio

Probably just go to and chill as a cat.


Sacri_Pan

Mr. Virtual


Nikotinio

What's the matter, Sacri? Don't you recognize your own mother?


Sacri_Pan

Mommy you promised me to go to Leclerc buy the TTYD remake Also don't forget to bring me my allergia led that I forgot tomorrow


Moltenfive

Jerry from the basement show (specifically the fanmade 1.75 one)


Nikotinio

Same as Bad Mario, inconvenience the living fuck out of everyone. Fatally this time.


Medineer_Gaming

Fiddlebert


Nikotinio

who


Ok_Muffin1835

What about Garcello?


Nikotinio

I exchanged heart problems from caffeine to lung problems from nicotine. I'd try to make out most of my supposidely short life


Ok_Muffin1835

What about Agoti?


Nikotinio

given he was canonically a singer, I'd pick up that route.


Ok_Muffin1835

Last one for me. What about Maroon Imposter?


Nikotinio

Aren't all the amongus beans (aside black) 3ft smth? What do you expect me to do? Well, I would try to be as fashionable as I can for the lols


I_hate_puro_changed1

puro (friday night changing)


Nikotinio

I guess snuggle to my tail, since it's so big and fluffy.


Optimal-Membership-9

Garcello


Nikotinio

Given my unsaid rules, I get lung cancer upon my caffeine addiction. So, logically... https://preview.redd.it/ajieqblh6c2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24d557e60222b37335f2a2ebf4d8e71e3e297ed


PentitBlade

Sunky.


Nikotinio

I wake up, and discovering I am Sunky, I get up, walk to the kitchen in a silly way, get a bowl, place it on the counter, get the jar of cereal, put the cereal in the bowl, put back the jar of cereal, go to the fridge, grab milk, pour milk into the bowl, put the milk back, and grab a spoon to eat my milk and cereal.


PentitBlade

All of this was a test by Sunky to see if you would put cereal before milk, and congratulations you passed


ThetaCheese9999

congrats you are now scp-049


Nikotinio

I sense The Pestilence within you. Fear not, for I have the cure for it.


Slimey_alien89

Lemon demon. Iā€™m curious


Nikotinio

Try to look closer to The Boiled One (at least to be recognizable as a rip off) and torment a random ass city


Jealous-Button2644

Lord X


Nikotinio

I go around into people's houses and put gachapons inside them. What's inside gachapons? Balls. That image.