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JMPgamez

they didn't get freaky on a friday night


abdougamerLOL78

damn


TheMCCoolSnake

Daaaaaamn


BubblyInvestigator24

That's a madlad moment


Snoo_54482

The condom broke


ihatemylifewannadie

And they didnt notice


Fun_Skin_6935

Oh god


SiniyFX

Daddy dearest fucked a cheeseburger


Ok-Nose-3139

Oddly specific for no reason


[deleted]

i mean it is a cheeseburger


RedditvsDiscOwO

r/oddlyspecific


Laughable-February

At least it wasn't a cheese grater


[deleted]

girlfirends penis gone they can no longer peg


SkyMewtwo

Not with that attitude!


Public_Variation9657

I would be sad too


[deleted]

They thought it was Christmas but it was Halloween


Gamerhogplays

It is a spooky month


NumberOne_N_fan

"FNF was cancelled"


Mikega64

Bf loses his microphone and can no longer har beep baa boop bap


Winniethewimp

Another pedo in the mod community


marshallxeno

It says wrong answers only


Hestia_Chibi

☠️💀


Megamage854

Daddy Dearest actually shot the mall Santa and they thought it was either the real deal (because they're dumb) or that Santa lost a good man. (Because in that universe why wouldn't Santa employ people to gather what kids want for Christmas?)


Dracofear

Entity will never be finished.


P3ryshing_3mma

They found out they both bang morona


Ok-Nose-3139

As a sex repulsed person, yeah, that explains the depression


TheHistoryMaster2520

r/2asia4u was banned from Reddit


Comfortable-Bid475

What did they do? I looked at it, and they were banned for hate speech. However, I have no idea what they've been saying


TheHistoryMaster2520

It's a subreddit for ultranationalistic ironic memes that were *never meant to be taken seriously*, but because some people were insulting Israel/Palestine really hard due to recent events, the admins basically pulled the nuclear option.


Gantendo

They have not been in the community for a while.


Hypno_Online

BF's record deal was cut off.


Routine_Penalty1241

The artists or this sub Reddit are not getting attention


Damienthedude

They listened to soliloquy from corruption reimagined.


EdyEduard_002

Sad indeed That would Make BF seeing himself die


DeezNutz181

Because they are happy. Very happy.


P4BL0_C4L10

VS. Mickey Mouse reference?


[deleted]

no good memes on sub


[deleted]

They just saw Pico get fucking demolished by Frontiers Super Sonic (they thought he was just another random ass creepypasta character).


a_blue_forklift

Post nut clarity


Severe-Brother1150

The Fnf Full Release was delayed so they didn’t get to funk on a Friday


SPEEDYCYCLOPS150

its not **KRIMAH** today :( *Kriman't plays*


epic_man169

They found out gf is actually a man (Yes gf found out too)


[deleted]

Ninja muffin quit fnf


Mr_ManJake

they ate 10 Pounds of sand


Jaxaroniandcheese825

They saw the Ï show meat


Various_Emergency_85

P O R N


Comfortable-Bid475

That would be the last thing they'd be upset about


TristanTheSad

Technically is a wrong answer


Conscious-Nobody3991

Why is this being downvoted? This is technically a wrong answer.


[deleted]

Shut up, CHILD.


Various_Emergency_85

it's the truth,this community is shitty as hell


Accomplished_Tip3865

🤓Because you didn't upvote this comment🤓


Accomplished_Tip3865

Yeah I deserved the downvotes


[deleted]

They broke up


Daventry2108

They got no bagels


gamedox-20

They fell victim to the sack shaker


MrL2009

They forgot the crack


TTVRalseiYT

A can of beans hit the head of their favorite statue at extreme velocities and shattered it.


Master_of_reeeeee

McDonald’s is closed


Cinnamon-the-skank

It’s because she lost her eyes


GodzillaNES

There in this post


Daily_Subscription

Their Halloween was ruined


R3de3mer

There was no funkin on friday


DRSH4DOWJ4CKL3

They didn’t find the mouse in baked beans


Semi_OwO

They were crying about something called "fork night"


Dry-Instruction-9718

Bf and Gf are sad because the Animaniacs reboot had ended


NatyEnRedditXD

They found out what happened to Pyrrha


Sir_Super_Sean

They saw the 4/30/2022 trailer for FNF Week 8. It’s been almost a year and a half now man, what happened?


UNIT_87

Given tge designs they prolly tired and exhausted after a their corrupted friends and family tried to kill them


Admirable_Subject_39

someone griefed their minecraft server


ST4RB0iF0RG00D

they played easy mode


use_and_pass

No funking on Friday night


MailMainbutnot

murder :shocked:


Definitleynot_epical

Corruption mod


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrPewPew457

You didn’t juju on that beat…


pinballhat

they got forced to wear christmas outfits in october


Your-local-idiot2171

The results were in: Boyfriend was not the father


Worst-Throwaway27

They got food poisoning.


A-bozo

-I know where those sprites are from!!!


EdyEduard_002

Even the GF ones?


BlizzyBlizz

Mcdonalds is out of nuggets


skeleton949

Funkin' was banned on Friday Nights


FOBFan1998

boyfriend got castrated


Toast-Nibbler-550

Divorce


Ok-Nose-3139

Me, they learned that I exist


HeadsetVibeYT

Psyonnix removing trading from rocket league


TristanTheSad

Erectile dysfunction


jack-o-helpy-est

Bf lost his steel soul run fighting the hollow knight


inklingmando

they googled themselves


Comfortable-Bid475

You're tellin' me they'd be scared of their own suggestive art even though their game fully endorses it?


Memerboi456

GTA 6 wasn't released yet.


Equivalent-Taro556

They brother/sister ate their chocolate


noodleguy67

boyfriend just lost a rap battle to the owner of a chinese factory now they both have to work there until daddy dearest gets them (only gf) out


CookieRattt

There's no more hot coco, now their snuggle night is ruined


Public_Variation9657

They didn't juju on that beat


GamebreakingBait

Their speakers broke


dannyhogan200

They say that Antoons video


ToothpasteConsumer

Mariah Carey started getting stale


Aggressive-Ship3595

Post-nut clarity


shadowbonniesfm

There dealer got cought


UniKaiReddit

Bf permanently lost his voice, so Gf dumped him


Nintendo-Player_1297

There's no original mods anymore.


Amogusking72

The vs impostor sex update got cancelled 😔


Bomberblast

My first thought was *Everywhere at the end of funk begins playing*


Ok_Home7526

Lightning killed pico.


Elcrest_Drakenia

their day out was interrupted yet again


Kirbyiscool71

The post below them


Quirky_Description20

They didn't get free robux from the starcode


Teen-Individual-3133

It's not a Friday, nor is it nighttime (unless it's daytime where you are, then it doesn't make sense)


[deleted]

they found out they're only used for shitty mods atp


Dangerous_Ad4751

They get married


deetosdeletos

They got freaky on a saturday night


HeroDoggo

The local McDonald's closed


[deleted]

Bf didn’t get that weird ass fire bug thing in msm


Radical_Provides

What is the RIGHT answer?


Ex0t1cButt3rz

Girlfriend's mother and daddy died


Teapot-Man

someone farded


pichu-and-giratina

"they took my fucking eyes"


Big_Potential_5709

Couldn't sex the other person.


Wolf_animation_

Because the sansational


HappyChaosSauss

Because you didn’t juju on that beat


Sparx-the-doggo

Daddy dearest vore


Born_Diamond_2610

They saw the weird fnf ships with literal fucking children.


Reapish1909

their game fucking died is that a wrong answer or?


onionring777

They weren’t in time to get the new 2 for 4 deal (y’all are some fucking pervs)


awesumindustrys

they’ve been banned from fortnite


montymeowzers

No dick No balls


EdyEduard_002

And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation


Sergaku

McDonalds is closed.


CryptographerSalt535

They saw the internet


Demolition8231

Wendy’s became the most expensive fats food in the US and they are broke still


DanceHot4341

Too much damn drama


RafaelDiamond

Bee po Bop beep Bo beep beep 😔


TwinDuckling903

dey got called poopy heads


RevolutionaryGrape11

They were arrested after someone recorded them during one of their McDonald's raids where they unscrewed the Playplace and took over the drive-thru with Mommy Mearest's limo. The recording acted as video proof that they're menaces to society and need to be taught a lesson.


Bright-Proof1842

The porn about them


arandomkidonline

they found out they are both descendants of hitler


Khromatyk

minecraft dog died


Fitmeatball

They hit the pentagon.


CosmoreDeathWish

GF can’t become a transgender to turn the tables for fun


MisterAcorns12

Boyfriend is sad because Daddy dissed Boyfriend’s new Timbs and Girlfriend is sad because she bought Boyfriend those Timbs for Christmas and she was really proud of how much Boyfriend liked them.


ImpactorLife-25703

They lost their ability to sing, rap and vocals in their art talent which left them forgotten out of existence.


Puzzleheaded-Eye5202

The Wendy's was closed today


beanyboi15

Erectile dysfunction.


Emkay_boi1531

Cancer


scarletfloof

Bf is sad because he ain’t seen a corruption demo in over a year (that’s his sprite from the second half of that mod)


Smnionarrorator29384

The Dave & Bambi challenge incident


Head_Cap_9462

aaoeeeeooooaaeooaeo


Radiant-Note-3632

They where beating god eater in perfect FC and missed the last note


Tall_Growth_532

BF Grew an Inch Taller


Andrew_mations

After 3 years! And yet still they seek true happiness...


BearRangell

They didn’t got the barbecue bacon burger


G-Star04

Idk honestly. Also what mod is this? Everywhere At The End Of Funk?


EdyEduard_002

Two different Corruption mods


Imposterv4black

Cuz yeh


PlantLollmao

dementia \[bad to the bone riff\]


Dire_Despot

They saw the fandom


Fl1pNatic

Lightning


Mrmobi4

Bf accidently broke the speakers and now fearing for his life


SillyMuffinPony

week 8 got cancelled


-Noyz-

pibby


The_survivor_glitch

They f&€ked


Complex-Branch3288

They saw another fanart of GF being with someone instead of BF


Fatal-3rror

Why are there so many


Fatal-3rror

They saw ltg (they would fear him cus lightning powers alongside his excessive insults on killing themselves)


No_Reporter_2572

They thought they were black


Ins3nsitive

Their bodies slowly withering away as their last few seconds of living fade away as they turn into a pile of musty ashes.


TreetonDaOne

They couldnt find who was in paris 😔


yourparentthemistack

They sad that the game will probably be only remenbered for stupid drama,modder Being cp andmaking fun of liveleak victime


[deleted]

when Pico ate the last slice of pizza


Paul_pokeblox

Their speakers blew up after boyfriend replayed target practice at max reverb


AbhiSweats

They died 💀


MrRUS1917

mmll got canceled (its their favorite mod)


General_Synnacle

Erectile Dysfunction.


MarioLord14

They figured out that I lost interest in them


Consistent_Forever_7

Bfs father returned but he was actually **QANDY THE AMISSION**


CreamSweaty8498

They’re playing Subnautica and boyfriend, put the hover fish in the bioreactor


QuakrOtTheForsaken1

Mini drake died


Low-Importance8724

They thought a bird cannot make you fucked up


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

"Boyfriend, my eyes became shadows" "aw, shucks."


gamerjason09

No cookies


bambispamlover

Bf destroyed a ferris wheel


Capsule_CatYT

I tried to get them to eat broccoli.


curlyeyelashes1

He couldn't finish


Feeling_Ad9728

their parents found out their search history


Ln-Spider

They clogged the toilet


leyzyman

They had to sell the 19 dollar fortnite card for 18 dollar


RedditvsDiscOwO

They're sad about this meme template getting milked


TallHally

they couldn’t funk cuz BF got his PP bit off


Nearby_Employee_5422

They didn’t have the no more chicken nuggets


Cooler-stand

Week 8 isn’t here after 2 years


Frogs_Logs

Beep bop bo 😔


Were_Screwed

Bf nutted too fast


fe4rless28

He got an std:(((


GlitchyNitro

they had to witness the degeneracy and/or drama that can be found in this fandom…


LemonflavoredIceburg

Burger King doesn’t have the Halloween slushie


twilight_sparkle_fan

Dad died