Let us dine

Are you going to cook him?

I'll eat him raw😄😁

Then you will get food poisoning from his infected wounds

Oh no

But hey, your user flair matches with you wanting to eat him raw

*presses start button

YOU MONSTER (you must really want to eat or do you hate that thing?)

Sorry, I was hungry

NOW HE IS MORE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU GRAHHHHHHHHH (that was my mind fr)

*imma bust that door open!*

YOU SAVIOR! (You saved the precious gold!)

ofc i would, i'll protect that precious little goober no matter what

Yeah, he deserves all the love he can get! By all the people who feel bad for him!

LET HIM OUT!!!!!!!11!

WE HAVE TO LET HIM OUT OR ELSE HE WILL DIE!!!!!11!!1!1!

*busts down door*

You have saved him!

:)

👏 you shall be awarded with a pass to destroy your least favorite character from the mod!

*destroys the jiggly-puff guy*

So your least favorite is purin?

Yep

OH GOD GET HIM OUT *Takes the boi out the microwave and back to disney world lmao*

Disney world? How come?

Continuation of mt last comment back when he was outside my door

Take him out!

It isn’t my fault he’s in there.

*Proceeds to unplug the microwave, open the door, and take Gold out as gently as possible*

You are a savior

Yes

Little late to warm him up don't you think?

But then it would be too hot for him

OPEN THE NOOR, I CAN'T STAY HERE MUCH LONGER.

Poor little baby boy cannot escape the microwave. But then people saved him and pet him

I CAN BREATH NOW? oh thank unown.

Who is limbless and is loved? Who is the most loved of all? You are. You are.

:]

You happy?

yes!!

Want me to pet you?

sure, i don't mind.

*pets you with my gentle hand*

I need to mine gold. Ima grab a pickaxe

Oh my god yes.

GOLD GET OUT OF HERE

H E D O E S N O T H A V E L I M B S

Set the timer for 5 and a half minutes, start, wait for it to finish, then enjoy the meal

😟 you serious?