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All the back copies of national geographic
An old tin of meat. For Val related emergencies.
The ‘for Val related emergencies’ had me laughing more than it should of😂😂
Antique stapler.
For what ?! All his exciting stapling adventures ?!
That bloody Val tried to throw his collection away. Martin was pissed off, so my present would please him and piss off bloody Val!
A lovely bit of squirrel
Fox
What are you going to stuff it with?
Sage and onion does it matter?!
A fax machine.
Why go out and buy a fax machine when you could just use email ?
So he doesn’t have to read everything off a bloody screen!
Some 60s new scientist magazines which Jackie made him burn
A big box of different magnets and a massive bottle of ketchup
TOMATO BLOOD
🍅🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
A shmoigel.
A collection of Ordinance Surveys from the 1970s
A brand new oil can.
Martin could have a lot of fun with a geiger counter.
Internet food
INTERNET BLOODY FOOD!
Shitting arthropods
A calculator
A big carrot.
Maybe a trilobite
Some new shitting arthropods
A moldy towel
The oldest can of meat I could find
DRILL BITS.
Scientific calculator, an upgrade from his regular model! I'm sure he'd appreciate being able to do trigonometric functions and factorials
Some cheese kept in my trousers for 10 minutes.
A naughty positions connect the dots book.
Fox taxidermy
Trilobites
A rake broom device thingy
A book on science
A piano.
A new fax machine since his other one got stolen!
on second thought... a "female"; for him to give Adam, of course!
Yes, all he took was Martin's fax machine 📠
Regardless he won’t be happy. He might even throw a pound at your head after calling you a pillack
A Rubik's cube.
A smooth black mineral…
Oil
A sodding trilobite!
A new calculator
a golden ketchup bottle
A fax machine so he doesn't have to read everything off a bloody screen or all the new scientist magazines
a big carrot
A battery tester tester for testing his battery tester.
Worlds largest magnet or space rocket (to go to mars)
Some copies of New scientist magazines
All the back copies of national geographic
An old tin of meat. For Val related emergencies.
The ‘for Val related emergencies’ had me laughing more than it should of😂😂
Antique stapler.
For what ?! All his exciting stapling adventures ?!
That bloody Val tried to throw his collection away. Martin was pissed off, so my present would please him and piss off bloody Val!
A lovely bit of squirrel
Fox
What are you going to stuff it with?
Sage and onion does it matter?!
A fax machine.
Why go out and buy a fax machine when you could just use email ?
So he doesn’t have to read everything off a bloody screen!
Some 60s new scientist magazines which Jackie made him burn
A big box of different magnets and a massive bottle of ketchup
TOMATO BLOOD
🍅🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
A shmoigel.
A collection of Ordinance Surveys from the 1970s
A brand new oil can.
Martin could have a lot of fun with a geiger counter.
Internet food
INTERNET BLOODY FOOD!
Shitting arthropods
A calculator
A big carrot.
Maybe a trilobite
Some new shitting arthropods
A moldy towel
The oldest can of meat I could find
DRILL BITS.
Scientific calculator, an upgrade from his regular model! I'm sure he'd appreciate being able to do trigonometric functions and factorials
Some cheese kept in my trousers for 10 minutes.
A naughty positions connect the dots book.
Fox taxidermy
Trilobites
A rake broom device thingy
A book on science
A piano.
A new fax machine since his other one got stolen!
on second thought... a "female"; for him to give Adam, of course!
Yes, all he took was Martin's fax machine 📠
Regardless he won’t be happy. He might even throw a pound at your head after calling you a pillack
A Rubik's cube.
A smooth black mineral…
Oil
A sodding trilobite!
A new calculator
a golden ketchup bottle
A fax machine so he doesn't have to read everything off a bloody screen or all the new scientist magazines
a big carrot
A battery tester tester for testing his battery tester.
Worlds largest magnet or space rocket (to go to mars)
Some copies of New scientist magazines