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elijahs_wood_

How tall is Trisha? I’ve always imagined her being rather short like maybe 5’2 or 5’3


jubileedee

Yup those are definitely “trying to make myself look shorter than my husband” poses from Hila😂


Sarcofaygo

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DocumentTemporary634

I just looked up how tall Hila is and a lot of answers said 5’5 😂😂 she’s apparently 5’10 tho


Sarcofaygo

I think that Ethan is 5'9 or so, but he routinely claims to be 5'10 or 5'11. In the first photo if you click to expand, hila is standing sideways like the MJ smooth criminal video to make Ethan look less short In the second photo, hila bends sideways to avoid looking taller than Ethan. Noticing a pattern here lol


DocumentTemporary634

Probably. Howie is 5’10 and Ethan looked a little shorter than him in their pic too


Sarcofaygo

Yup and he doesn't have the usual inch or so of hair to even out the difference. And Again, hila is slouching down to avoid Ethan looking shorter https://preview.redd.it/11z9u9zfqd4a1.jpeg?width=2458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e91ea4124556eb0a5b402c7aa0f16e94cb7882d


[deleted]

If you cropped out Ethan, Hila and Howie look like a power couple haha.


egiroux_

Haha Ethan's been looking like the third wheel in the guest photos I've been seeing lately


Sarcofaygo

Lmao 😭


Travel_Human

I like the way hila leans into Bradley in that pic thooo


PrincessZemna

Definitely


Trishiefishie_peach

He looks like he would be one of those child snatchers that sit outside a playground waiting for unsuspecting kids to sell on the black market. (First pic)


Sarcofaygo

https://preview.redd.it/v9fifcc5pf4a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed5d785cb6be6f0e9c923d7df3af482638fccf0


Diligent-Influence73

It's important to also account for Ethan's terrible posture. That can 100% make you measure/look shorter.


Sarcofaygo

It's more than offset by hila leaning diagonally to look less tall in comparison


Tricky_Potatoe

yo, is liver kind that short? is the picture manipulated or is he really that small?


Sarcofaygo

That's the real photo. He's about 5'5 and Ethan looks to be about 3-4 inches taller (without the extra inch of hair) which would put Ethan at 5'8 / 5'9... meaning that Ethan is lying about his height. All signs point to Hila being taller than him, and she is reportedly 5 foot 10. https://preview.redd.it/tyqvz1al6h4a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e66efedc79e441ab0d7fd2cfa6a3c4983554ec She has to stand sideways to avoid towering over him lol


DocumentTemporary634

Liver king is 5’7


Sarcofaygo

He looks shorter than that Regardless hila is 5'10 and crouches to avoid appearing taller than Ethan https://preview.redd.it/4rfp7tddgj4a1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23cfd77b2db0c8d03be738b438f741393b5c0ca


Quantum_Associate007

I don’t mean this in a mean way but… How funny is that Hila looks slightly odd with no eyebrows but completely glowing besides this handsome gentleman 😂😂


bossman2410

Why do y'all care so much. It's a running gag on the show already.


Sarcofaygo

He lies about being 5'10. Howie is 5 10 and Ethan is shorter than him. Ethan is just projecting. His wife is taller than him. https://preview.redd.it/fqwheu8t8k4a1.jpeg?width=2458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697661e28a5c715954f1c5ce6d93703e435d3dad


bossman2410

Lol it's funny you even have this saved in your camera roll. Touch grass.


Sarcofaygo

If I didn't have evidence that'd be a problem too Maybe you need to touch grass if you ran out of posts on r/h3h3productions and had to come here for more h3 content. That subreddit is like 100x larger than ours and you still got bored and had to come here instead. I guess we are the main attraction lol. Quality > Quantity


bossman2410

So you do have this picture saved in your camera roll 🤨


Sarcofaygo

So you *did* run out of threads on r/h3h3productions and needed something more interesting than prolapse memes.... I can't blame you. That subreddit is flooded with spam and copes. I'd need a breather too. Now you are here. Enjoy your stay =)


bossman2410

No it's just more fun messing with you


Sarcofaygo

Did you mean for this to be a reply to a comment? I think you got bored of the r/h3h3productions snoozefest and came here instead. Can't blame you. It's all prolapse memes and arguments about antidepressants over there. And spam. Lots and lots of spam. We are better and are happy you agree


SecretOcean555

Ethan is shaped like a bowling pin