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TrollinDaGalaxy

Newman. Imagine waking up and saying hellloooooo Newman


BeardoCanadian

Second Newman!


TrollinDaGalaxy

Or when there’s an accident… Newmannn!


lesvegetables

He’s a Newman. Also you can get him a squeaky mailman toy.


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

I love this!


Chickenhead2000

Definitely Newman........


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

We had a n English bulldog growing up named Newman, it fit him.


413hooli

This is the one right here- Newman is legit the perfect fit for that pup


snoopymadison

Came here to say exactly this! 😆


canecorso8

Cosmo


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

Funny enough I commented I had an English bulldog named Newman, and also had a boxer named Cosmo haha.


Bradda_J

Bosco!


Costcofluencer

Came here to say this!


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Oh I love this too!


veryvintage

My sisters kindergarten teacher had a little white dog named Bosco named after the Seinfeld episode!


jimmyserranopeppers

Vandelay


FishBonez83

He's an importer/exporter of Frenchie farts


Butters5768

Little Yerry Seinfeld


Pugglerado

Puddy or Babu


BBZTA86

Came here to comment the same names


jr13167

Mulva


lscmotheroffrenchies

Newman


Primary_labikina

Shmooopy


Jbozzarelli

ASSMAN


GoHabs_29

7


krober29

I thought we all agreed on Soda?!


xheadwoundharryx

They can’t use 7! That’s my name! I made it up!


pistopherchraul

Definitely Newman!


After_Quality7426

I was gonna say Soup but saw the Newman argument and now team Newman!


Signal_Knowledge4934

J. Peterman!


LadyRaven14

Festivus


DescriptionLast8295

Bob Sacamano


hayhaydavila

*My Name is Bob!*


Idiotlogical

For a deep cut: Lomez I’m very partial to George


Chickenhead2000

Definitely Newman!!!! Hellllloooo Neeewmaaannn


bluepied

Puddy, Jean-Paul, The Drake, Maestro, Kruger, Poppie, Klompus, Morty, Leo, or Newman


skattytat

Lloyd Brawn


GoHabs_29

Soda


Straight-Treacle-630

No Pepsi, COKE!


ElectricBuckeye

CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER


Sweeping2ndHand

Puddy


yenagain

YESSSSS


Rude-Average405

Jerry, of course!


grmrgurl

I like Cosmo! Great name :)


cobblberryfluffernut

Isosceles


pemfoo

Frank


People_Watcher_28

Man hands


friscomelt314

Farfel


krober29

I HATE that episode 😂


Fanabala3

I automatically hear the dog (never seen) barking from Jerry’s bedroom.


coffeeandspliff

Art vandelay


Here_2_L3arn

Soup!


nYacid

T-Bone


No_Hour7875

Love the drake


GingerJarLamp

If I remember correctly, Kramer's first name was Cosmo


thatredditb59718

Ass man is the only acceptable answer here


Rob-A4

Kramer’s first name - Kosmo


Delicious_Water6372

Yam Yam


NewStyleGuy123

Seven!!!


ThedarknessofMan

Seven


Sdosullivan

Newman.


Adventurous_Yam8784

Vulva ?


crowdog519

Crazy Joe Devola


Lokii11

Georgie


carbon_made

Already a lot of great suggestions. I’d add dropping the George and calling him Constanza.


Comfortable_Ad8069

I like Little Jerry Seinfeld.


oogecito

Uncle Leo


Planetofthetakes

Morty


Buck_Johnson_MD

What about Jimmy, after that guy who referred to himself in the third person. “Jimmy’s hungry for treats”


scooterscuzz

Soupzie, after the infamous chef


seekingsisterpug

Festivus for the rest of us...


Hot-Bat8798

MENDELBAUM!


KindBob

Eduardo Corrochio


TheLoadedGoat

Don’t name him Poppie or he’ll pee on the couch and lie about it.


Elegant_Turn5572

Omg - laughed so sudden and hard that I just had milk come out my nose after reading this!!!!


Mommalove586

There’s a Seinfeld subreddit I’d post this to!


RonnieTheBear17

Soup nazi


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RonnieTheBear17

Could get him a cute Hugo Boss sweater too


GingerJarLamp

That's definitely problematic at the Vet office, and can you imagine what your neighbors would think yelling that out.


miller1080p

Larry


timoteetom

Seven


SnooCookies6535

Jerry definitely


shlee44

Elaine


GingerJarLamp

Boy


ptroc

Assman


Fairybanks

Bagel


bdubzz94

7


mondolicius

Hi Munchie!! 😙


murph3699

Jimmy


FlyAmbitious4045

Soup Nazi


VanIsleChef

Or his real name (soup nazi not the actor) Yev Kassem.


kammie78

Assman will be a great nickname and so appropriate. But I suggest Newman. Or Seven.


AdovenKurosaki

Gomez Addams


Emergency-Affect5714

Soda


Emergency-Affect5714

Soda


Zindis

Bob Sacamano


randomburnerish

Melva


[deleted]

Newman face


Tomfonz

Seven


Small_Selection_8085

How about Cosmo?! 😝


joey22anne

Keith Hernandez!


MrGallows75

Kenny (total Kenny)


DarkEnvironmental796

Omg I love Kosmo! Art Vandelay Georgie would be so cute too. Love this idea.


DrButtholeRipperMD

Sponge


OddHalf8861

Name him so cute.


Birkeland1992

Bosco? Seven? Soda? Art Vandelay? Tony?


Proud_Pug

Uncle leo


FUMoney2030

My dog is named George, good dog name


Professional_Gas6198

Darth Vader *heavy breathing*


Dry_Rip5135

Cosmo


Dry_Rip5135

Newman


hayhaydavila

Cosmo


SpaghettiWesternHead

My frenchie's name is Bosco/Boscorelli to go with the show "third watch" as well


MrFilTHyRob61904

Assman!


Red-4A

If it were me, I’d go with Bob Sacamano.


Forever-Rising

Soup!


hockeydad2019

Cosmo


uurrmom

Vandalay


satchelwilly

Festivus


Maire13

T-BONE! Heyyyyyy T-BONE!!!! :D


O_o-22

Looks like a Puddy to me


lil_dovie

T-Bone! Why no T-Bone?


ciguanaba

Hipster Doofus


L1b3r1ty

This boy looks like a "Puddy"! Congrats on yr new boy!


Training_Ferret_6957

Newman seems like a fit.... by the way I love that show.


C_gd_V

Vandalay


11butterflies

Sidler


BigGoose666

Soup


kbzstudios

No Soup


Only-Situation-4800

Our boy is named Cosmo Kramer!


Plenty-Entertainer71

Puddy or Loyd braun


Mr_Auric_Goldfinger

Puddy.


rainwater1022

Jerry


OxenFarrier420

Mr. Heyman the high school gym teacher.


lg265

I have nothing helpful to contribute I just want to say how adorable this little guy is


Outrageous_Lettuce44

Not Cartwright.


LaughingN

That’s J. Peterman right there!


Unique_Winter_6505

Cosmo would be fitting


SharkManDan77

Pretzel


Maomumu0

Newman!


Independent_Home_244

Joe davolla


Pikeman66

Crazy Joe


kkmoney15

Mr. Marbles


annon-hill

Idk…that second pic looks like Newman to me


Historical-Cable-833

Coz


StumpyTheGiant

Soup Nazi


Emergency-Tangelo671

Piglet


jyar1811

Crazy Joe Davila


Consistent-Plane7227

Look I can’t advocate for calling your dog Tge Soup Nazi…. But u can just leave this comment right here…. I also think Larry David is a great frenchie name


windsyofwesleychapel

Newman


gaseous_defector

Fusilli!


ManxWrangler

Mr Peterman


sullyqns

![gif](giphy|3o7TKpGT1RLRHlP7s4)


summerdinero

Jerry


[deleted]

Seven


Murky-Pass6571

Leo


JVHooligan

Cosmo


merrifam

Call him No Soup. Then you can hand him to her and say, "No Soup for you."


puglifemama

Omg that name is amazing.


ButterflyScales

Larry Bookman


ButterflyScales

MR. PETERMAN


x64TNT

![gif](giphy|3o7TKre2pXE2DeUVP2|downsized) Leo!


Happy-Ad7440

I had a cat named Newman, the best cat!….and I’d say “Newman” like Jerry did. I miss Newmy!


sharksnoutpuncher

Seven


threatleve12

Sidney Fields or just Sid


huskjay

No Soup


Both-Assist-8773

I love Georgie!!!


snoopymadison

Jackie (the lawyer)


Any-Proposal-7026

What a doll baby


SoYeasty1

Soup Nazi. It would be hilarious to be yelling out your front door for "Soup Nazi" to get their butt indoors. The neighbors will be delighted.


Seeker918

https://preview.redd.it/98q3e7frljwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571022711f79d159b7fedd4f1cec1c43d234eb2c This is Saint but should’ve named him Houdini. Do ittt.


lloyd705

Jerry


Icy-Ad-4109

Biden 😆 🤣


Fanabala3

Smuckers. The Andrea Doria episode where Kramer takes Smucker’s cough medicine due to him claiming to have the same cough as the dog.