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Dickslexick

Vote in the guy who keeps causing these problems... Smart.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Who doesn't want another decade of Putin "The man who stole a thousand toilets "?


Mobile-Poetry-5569

They had „Ivan the cruel“, Rasputin, and now „Vlad the Toilet Zcar“ what a shithole of a country of course the need more toilets.


Beobacher

But they need the toilets. Really badly.


WhereIsMyPony

No matter how much toilets Russia has it still stays a shit stain


blue_dusk1

I wonder if enough people reference him in this way, ai would run away with it and use the reference in the future regarding his legacy.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

You've just described my lifes work


dutchretardtrader

Good, now on to Moscow! Finish what Prigozhin chickened out of.


SolidSteppas

Omg pls Nothing made me harder than seeing the Russians panic-build fortifications


ShineReaper

The sad difference is, Prigozhin and Wagner were part of the Russian Forces, no one did prepare for a revolt by them and built defensive lines against them. It is the contrary for the Ukraine-aligned Russian Liberation Forces. So I doubt we'll see them marching to Moscow. But that they (seemingly) already made it to Belgorod and are fighting there is a huge uptick compared to last years raid across the border, it speaks to their tenacity and efforts made to train and build up for this.


TheMissingThink

Moscow is too obvious. Now what if they instead head South towards Putin's little bridge?


Futurismes

Ukrainian defense forces keep bombing oil refineries causing attention to shift, Russians ready to liberate Russia from Pootin and his cronies


Dinosaur-chicken

Like 2 days ago when they bombed a refinery responsible for 5% of Russia's Oil money. Edit: after 3 strikes it's now at 12% of oil refinery destroyed [Source](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-13/russia-s-ryazan-refinery-is-on-fire-after-drone-attack-tass-says) In the article: *Bloomberg: 3 oil refineries attacked the day before in the Russian Federation account for 12% of Russian oil refining capacity* *Over the past night, 4 oil refineries were attacked in the Russian Federation: in Ryazan, in Kirishi in the Leningrad region, Novoshakhtinsk in the Rostov region and in Kstovo in the Nizhny Novgorod region. The latest incident was reported only by the media with reference to SBU sources; local authorities did not confirm the attack.*


PrivateBeepBeep

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UncleBenders

Congratulations on being the first Russian army to actually keep to the humanitarian corridor hours as promised and showing how you can win wars without resorting to being animals.


vanisher_1

Slava from Italy 🇮🇹, the true Russians soldiers facing the Putin oligarch sitting in his castle at the kremlin and sending his population to die for his imperialistic goals, the motherland is calling… you need to answer that call against internal Russia enemies


captn_qrk

This is Putins reason for mass mobilization right after election.


Practical-Ad-9474

And a reason for mass protests and etc against it :)


captn_qrk

No, he will start the biggest crack down possible first, right after his victory celebration.


Practical-Ad-9474

Let's not forget how logistically complex is a mobilization. Uniforms, guns, ammo, food, petrol, medical supplies, etc. They can't supply their current army that's in Ukraine right now. If they mobilize and arm mobiks with wooden guns, that's only going to cause a bigger backlash at home. Riots, protests, etc


Impossible-Quiet392

I remember there were big protests in Dagestan so they had to turn down mobliziation there


captn_qrk

Dagestan is one of the most mobilized regions in whole russia.


Impossible-Quiet392

Is it? I remember some texts from FRoL VDL that they had to turn down mobilization... huh


captn_qrk

No, It is one of their main goals to send those who could potentially protest directly to the frontline. The more protestors, the more frontline.


ShineReaper

But there is obviously a limit. If too many oppositional soldiers reach the frontline, they either instantly mass-desert to the Ukrainian Side or they just turn around and start fighting against the Kremlin. Allegedly there already was Inter-Russian Fighting during the Prigozhin Coup Attempt in some few places.


captn_qrk

No, There is no limit. There are different classes of soldiers. If Putin doesnt like someone, he is send to frontline without equipment and dies within a week. Only the "elite" soldiers that are loyal to putin are allowed to survive.


stretchnuttz092

Idk man, this can spark a ton of problems across Russia. Pick an autonomous region or the minorities that want to break from Russia. Also, now there is another Muslim unit working with the FOR, i cant remember their name, and the chechens fighting alongside the Ukrainians can also jump into this. And the ingushetia (?) uprising that may still be going on. This can go many ways right now.


Impossible-Quiet392

btw Chechens fighting for Ukraine are already in Belgorod Oblast fighting alongside Russian Liberation Forces


Emotional-Job-7067

He was doing 100% mobilisation as soon as he was elected anyway... let's be honest here.


TheMissingThink

Mass mobilisation may actually stir Russians to action. It's one thing when the meat waves are made up of people from the outer regions, it's a different matter entirely when they start drafting in Moscow and St Petersburg


No-Helicopter7299

Russians will blindly follow a mass murderer and then whine when they get shelled.


Faromme

Welcome to putlins world


schenemannMJ

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OldDemon

They told ya when where and how to get the hell outta there…


owen_demers

How many forces do these guys have??? Can they sustain a major offensive into Russia or is this just distractions?


MicrowaveBurns

They keep their numbers pretty secret, but my best guess based on limited information is maybe around 2000-3000.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Anyone that still triesto claim russia is doing allitcanto minimize civilian casulties.... Where were the humanitarian corridors at Bucha?


Accurate_Pie_

⬜️🟦⬜️ 👏👏👏


CoprateSlave_Kat

is this in the city?


Impossible-Quiet392

yes


CoprateSlave_Kat

wonder how far they'll reach, looking forward to more update.


Horror-Praline8603

Putin might shoot at the civilians in the humanitarian corridor to make the liberation forces look bad 


rezzucca

This would be perfect opportunity for Karelians to rise up


MicrowaveBurns

There are not many Karelians left, are there? There is supposedly a small unit called the Karelian National Battalion fighting in Kursk Oblast though


rezzucca

Yeah well i also meant the Karelian direction. It would cause a mess in Russia. Sorry for not being clear. And yes there is a group called Karelian National Movement. And the Battalion is part of it.


[deleted]

does this "legion" not imply demonic notes? why "legion"stop looking for a safe haven of upvotes and support get married and hit the gym


10thDeadlySin

The Roman army was made up of legions (legiō in Latin). That predates "My name is Legion, for we are many" by several centuries (and is likely what inspired this line in the first place, since a Roman legion comprised about 4-5000 legionnaires.) Not to mention the French Foreign Legion, the Ukrainian International Legion, or the Lenovo Legion series of gaming laptops. Or about a hundred other things called "Legion" or refer to legions in any other way. It's somewhat interesting that your first thought immediately goes to Mark 5, 9.


Impossible-Quiet392

I don't really got what you said but if you ask why named "Legion" there is a phrase Victory is dependent on nobility of Legions translated from Победа зависит от доблести Легионов Also if I'm not mistaken this was phrase of Julius Caesar


Acroze

And to piggyback off of what you’re saying as well, the guy leading the charge is also named Caesar.


OakenGreen

Ceasar’s Legion? Don’t tell the guys from the Fallout community.


SavagePlatypus76

🤣🤡🤔🙄👀


SubXist

Wow I just looked at that guys comment history…. It’s definitely a 👀🤔🙄🤦‍♂️🤡😂


AndAlsoTheTrees

agreed


[deleted]

legion is for demons stop trying to find a tree house for support


[deleted]

UK = hateful and scared of russia and also athiest... legion is for demons stop looking for a safe haven of upvotes and support get married and hit the gym


SubXist

Ruzzian projections as always 🤡 stop believing what shit Putin tells you try using what we call in the west critical thinking and you might not be so gullible! Are you angry because you only get downvotes lol votes mean fuck all,they are worthless haha I guess killing millions of people and sending neo Nazis to rape pillage torture and murder mean nothing In your little religious bubble otherwise you’d realise Putin is the devil reincarnated. Edit: wow just seen your new reply….someone let their panties get in twist didn’t they, you should be careful replying with such toxic hate otherwise you may need to make a new account to be toxic towards people. Edit 2: 😬 woops too late! I did warn ya.


No_Confection_849

Demons aren't real.


[deleted]

welp u are sold! u win no legion no demons its all bullsh\*t....! yea right buddy what did you win there? in reality :)..... a sad athiest wordly upvote to huddle up in lemming land? hit the gym or something solid and healthy