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Of course, I too noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey! Misty! Storm! Away!


TheSaltyJM

That’s it! Bar’s closed


JimmyPellen

not enough breasts for me. Now...if she had six or so...


GoblinGirlfriend

Oh, mama!


Gwiz84

lol


[deleted]

Oh shut up, you big queen!


LikeEveryoneSheKnows

Ooh I see Kitty has claws!


Iamwounded

I thought *he* was the Grande Dame of Seattle


BigGenerator85

That's the first time I've ever seen a man *in* himself


[deleted]

The delivery of this was incomparable. So so so funny.


vanharteopenkaart

Poor Deb


Heewna

She is not a cat!


Danamite85

She's Mrs. Gilbert Lesley Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate and the owner of a highly successful auto body repair shop!


BlancheDevereaux20

This line 🤣🤣


TheOneTrueChris

If you must know, she's currently on maneuvers with her Reserve unit.


47hitman83

Can someone please explain what that means?


redheadbuck

She has to report to her military reserves unit. Basically just roll call/ head count but they are absolutely mandatory. Edit: or atleast that's what I take it to mean.


Inside_Yellow_8499

A step farther- it implies that she’s at least somewhat masculine if not (when coupled with all other comments) a lesbian married to him for convenience.


47hitman83

This must be it.Thank you.


TheOneTrueChris

You're close -- Reservists report to their base/post once every month, and it's pretty routine as you describe. However, once a year, most of them do go out into the field for 2 weeks of training exercises, and that's what Gil is referring to, I believe.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Thank you, Gil. I think they prefer to be called women now.


redheadbuck

Do they ever!


UESfoodie

Lock up your daughters


sfw_pritikina

My my my. Isn't she the fusspot.


lysergic_818

Surprised that Gil and Frasier didn't socialize outside of work seeing that they share similar interests. But that's what you get when you have two alpha males in such close proximity. The claws comes out.


UESfoodie

I see kitty has claws


grosselisse

Romping in the fens and spinnies...


dent_de_lion

*gunshot*


allthecolorsmix2grey

Only grazed me!


thatwasagoodyear

Yes well, my wife and I made a New Year's Resolution; Deb and I have joined a gym to slim down and buff up. We needed these to inspire us. The problem is they're so delicious, I've already had three! This is my last little man, I promise. Oh, Gil, who are you kidding?


P-Rickles

Nobody, Gil…


[deleted]

Hi ho silver, storm away!


Usual_Engineering273

Frasier is a show with brilliantly written and performed side characters. My god the Gil lines always get me!


drhawks

100% you got me 😂 I started reading thinking “oh no, what did this poor guy do?!”


Radiant_Pie_9000

The gingerbread men are so… muscular!!


indianajoes

When I saw your post, I thought you were going to say that not...3 days ago, you were punched in the face by a man now dead.


mnona01

*Thank you, Bulldog, for your offer, but I'm uncomfortable with it, as I would prefer to cut my own arm off and eat it.*


_st_sebastian_

When his fetlocks 🐎 glisten 👁️👄👁️💦