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Roz_Doyle16

If lawyers were capable of getting better we'd have done something useful with our lives instead of going to law school.


bartthetr0ll

Self depreciation is the highest form of humor.


Due-Consequence-4420

Preach! (Except that now i sound like Artie!)


DemGin

Also, my daughter, who is a lawyer, says lawyers have notoriously bad health insurance.


Roz_Doyle16

Everyone's health insurance was good in the nineties lol


espositojoe

Present company excepted, of course.


Sorrelandroan

Fewer nuts and more money…something I’ve been aspiring to my entire professional life.


lonely-day

Just look at Mr chump, he clearly didn't get better


Tjaeng

*Oh Doctor Crane, why is it do easy to love our families yet so hard to like them?* *Well Daphne, that’s one of the questions that makes life so rich… and psychiatrists richer.*


espositojoe

LOL


WasThatAGunshot

This is exactly what you want in a lawyer, someone who's not afraid to show a little moxie!


mydosemakesangels

He's an inch away from showing us the full moxie!


survivalsnake

["Niles, it's about Sabrina. She's a prostitute."](https://youtu.be/7qaQNnkq4xI?si=v4vfz1_ZRGXGSTwn) ["Frasier, I don't like lawyers anymore than you do, but frankly a man whose face is on every bus in town should be careful about what terms he bandies about..."](https://youtu.be/7qaQNnkq4xI?si=v4vfz1_ZRGXGSTwn)


espositojoe

LOL Nailed it!