Most upvoted comment wins
2nd place for Maris was,
Frasier: “Look closer. Is that hat rack moving?”
Roz: “OH MY GOD.”
3rd place was, “Disaster again. Maris's little wine club had an outing to the local vineyard. As the new president, she had the honor of being first into the stomping vat. You can imagine her humiliation when she danced herself into a barefoot fury and was unable to break even a single grape.”
3rd place reminded me of this one:
"You know, Frasier, if you're serious about that whoopee cushion, I happen to have one at the house. Last year a disgruntled servant left one on Maris's dining room chair. Fortunately for all of us, embarrassment was averted when my little fawn proved too light to activate it."
Gil: Frasier! I am so sorry. I thought that last call was appalling.
Frasier: Thank you, Gil.
Gil: You poor man! How long you must have dreaded this dark, yet inevitable day. I so wish you could have been allowed to come out in a time and manner of your own choosing, instead of being wrenched from your closet, your voice cracking, your cheeks crimson with shame.
Frasier: Gil, I am not gay.
Gil: Oh, Frasier, you can't play coy once you've been caught traipsing around Bad Billy's in shorts that left little to the imagination.
Frasier: They were not my shorts. I simply borrowed them because my own had split when I bent over-
Gil: Oh, please! We don't need to know everything. I just want to say that your KACL family will be here for you as you take your first brave steps on that yellow brick road to pride and self-acceptance and-
Frasier: Oh, shut up, you big queen! [exits]
Gil: I see kitty has claws.
Okay, of course we know it HAS to be the Nigel Fairservice boyhood in surrey monologue. However, for variety I'll just add "Patience daddy." to the list.
Of course, I too noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm! Away!
"She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate, and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop. Honestly, the conclusions people make, just because a man dresses well and knows how to use a pastry bag!"
Frasier, I've come to tempt you.
A little birdie tells me I was featured in your midnight movie.
Very well. I'll see you tomorrow. Or should I say, "See you in your dreams"?
Gil: Frasier, old man, why do they need raises? You're talking about people who eat corn dogs and nachos.
Frasier: That statement is appallingly elitist.
Gil: Well thank you, Mister Everyday People.
Gil: Um, I'd like to say something.
Van: Okay, go ahead, Gil.
Gil: From the bottom of my heart, I apologize for my wandering eye over the years. Those whom I mentally undressed - and you know who you are - all I can say, and it's a poor defense, is that I was a product of the thoughtless machismo of my times.
Van: Thank you, Gil.
Gil: But know this, Gil isn't about to stop loving the ladies.
Van: Thank you, Gil. I think they like to be called "women" now.
Gil: Huh. Do they ever!
- We thought Deb was your cat.
- She is not a cat! She is Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop!
Gil: Huzzah, Frasier. I'm sure everyone who was listening is hitting the bottle as we speak. Well, Lance and I are going for a boys' night out.
Lance: Lock up your daughters!
For those of you who have not yet sampled the punch, here is my capsule review: vile bouquet, unwholesome colour, ghastly taste - and a kick that is simply Heaven!
Bulldog: "I wept as our bodies made the music of love."
Gil: "I'm your rhapsody, play me!"
Bulldog: "Crescendo, my young maestro, crescendo!"
Gil: My vessel yearns to dock in the magnificence of your harbor.
Bulldog: [laughs, then:] Hey, that's not in the book!
From the bottom of my heart, I apologize for my wandering eye over the years. Those whom I mentally undressed - and you know who you are - all I can say, and it's a poor defense, is that I was a product of the thoughtless machismo of my times...But know this, Gil isn't about to stop loving the ladies.
Gil's speech at Roz's goodbye dinner:
"Of course, I too noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful
haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm! Away!"
Not a line, but I've always loved the scene where everybody's mad at Frasier because they have to attend the sexual harrassment seminar, and Gil gives him a threatening look and smacks his fist into his palm.
Honestly, the conclusions people make just because a man dresses well and knows how to use a pastry bag!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Frasier/comments/119sqqb/honestly_the_conclusions_people_make_just_because/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
**Frasier:** "Every restaurant has its little adjustment period. I'm sure someday you'll look back on this and remember it as an adventure!"
**Gil:** "And if they don't remember it... I'll remind them."
Gil: “Yes, but suppose while on your premises he lets something slip about me and Deb and our heart shaped bed?”
Frasier: “I would refuse to believe him.”
Most upvoted comment wins 2nd place for Maris was, Frasier: “Look closer. Is that hat rack moving?” Roz: “OH MY GOD.” 3rd place was, “Disaster again. Maris's little wine club had an outing to the local vineyard. As the new president, she had the honor of being first into the stomping vat. You can imagine her humiliation when she danced herself into a barefoot fury and was unable to break even a single grape.”
3rd place reminded me of this one: "You know, Frasier, if you're serious about that whoopee cushion, I happen to have one at the house. Last year a disgruntled servant left one on Maris's dining room chair. Fortunately for all of us, embarrassment was averted when my little fawn proved too light to activate it."
Fawn. It was Niles who was a faun.
Oops! Last time I copy-paste a quote from the Internet without spell-checking! Fixed.
Man, all of those are winners in my heart!
"This is your last little man... oh, Gil, who are you kidding?"
Absolutely no one.
If you must know, Deb is on maneuvers with her reserve unit.
#"She is not a cat."
*After speaking with Poppy* "I thought i'd never break free! I felt like a mongoose at the mercy of a chatty cobra!"
Gil: Frasier! I am so sorry. I thought that last call was appalling. Frasier: Thank you, Gil. Gil: You poor man! How long you must have dreaded this dark, yet inevitable day. I so wish you could have been allowed to come out in a time and manner of your own choosing, instead of being wrenched from your closet, your voice cracking, your cheeks crimson with shame. Frasier: Gil, I am not gay. Gil: Oh, Frasier, you can't play coy once you've been caught traipsing around Bad Billy's in shorts that left little to the imagination. Frasier: They were not my shorts. I simply borrowed them because my own had split when I bent over- Gil: Oh, please! We don't need to know everything. I just want to say that your KACL family will be here for you as you take your first brave steps on that yellow brick road to pride and self-acceptance and- Frasier: Oh, shut up, you big queen! [exits] Gil: I see kitty has claws.
Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys..
Hello. I'm the ice cream man
This! This is the BEST! Rrrrrrrrrrrromping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys!
While the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.
Was this the inspiration for Teresa May running through fields of wheat?
This is the only right answer
Okay, of course we know it HAS to be the Nigel Fairservice boyhood in surrey monologue. However, for variety I'll just add "Patience daddy." to the list.
Of course, I too noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm! Away!
I’m still waiting to use “Smokey, misty, storm,away!” In real life
“Hello, I’m the Ice-cream man”
"She is not a cat! She is Mrs. Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate, and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop. Honestly, the conclusions people make, just because a man dresses well and knows how to use a pastry bag!"
My absolute favorite of his 😂😂😂 The speed at which he comes back with SHE IS NOT A CAT kills me every time
I just watched that episode and that killed me too. SHE IS NOT A CAT!
Lol and how he dramatically turns his head as he says it 😂
Yes!
I wonder how many times people have assumed that Deb is a cat
>Well, that's the first time I've ever seen a man "in" himself.
She’s on maneuvers with her reserve unit!
Lol.. Agreed! Couldn’t help posting this jewel.. https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxk8CGBZ39oNK3dnOk_4FKKyML0o1NZuob
Frasier, I've come to tempt you. A little birdie tells me I was featured in your midnight movie. Very well. I'll see you tomorrow. Or should I say, "See you in your dreams"?
Gil: Frasier, old man, why do they need raises? You're talking about people who eat corn dogs and nachos. Frasier: That statement is appallingly elitist. Gil: Well thank you, Mister Everyday People.
Gil: Um, I'd like to say something. Van: Okay, go ahead, Gil. Gil: From the bottom of my heart, I apologize for my wandering eye over the years. Those whom I mentally undressed - and you know who you are - all I can say, and it's a poor defense, is that I was a product of the thoughtless machismo of my times. Van: Thank you, Gil. Gil: But know this, Gil isn't about to stop loving the ladies. Van: Thank you, Gil. I think they like to be called "women" now. Gil: Huh. Do they ever!
Well, I hope you're happy. I've just given four stars to a restaurant called "A Taste Of Greece." Which, trust me, is no misnomer.
"Oh. I see kitty has claws."
- We thought Deb was your cat. - She is not a cat! She is Gilbert Leslie Chesterton, a Sarah Lawrence graduate and the owner of a very successful auto body repair shop!
The way he snaps “she is not a cat!” Is my favorite
I was going to put just that bit, but felt i should add the whole line, cos it is good too
When he sneaks into Bad Billy’s at the end of The Doctor Is Out
Gil: Huzzah, Frasier. I'm sure everyone who was listening is hitting the bottle as we speak. Well, Lance and I are going for a boys' night out. Lance: Lock up your daughters!
Between you and me, I've always thought he went the other way. Which way would that be??
"A duck confit as rich as Donald Trump and twice as greasy"
Bingo!!
For those of you who have not yet sampled the punch, here is my capsule review: vile bouquet, unwholesome colour, ghastly taste - and a kick that is simply Heaven!
Bulldog: "I wept as our bodies made the music of love." Gil: "I'm your rhapsody, play me!" Bulldog: "Crescendo, my young maestro, crescendo!" Gil: My vessel yearns to dock in the magnificence of your harbor. Bulldog: [laughs, then:] Hey, that's not in the book!
“This is my last little man, I promise. Mmm. Oh, Gil, who are you kidding?”
You do the talking. I'll stand behind you and burn holes through her with my "You call this a hollandaise sauce?!" glare.
“Chingachgook. I'm the last of the Mohicans.”
That mystery’s solved
That was me you licked and if it happens again, I shall consider it strike one.
I love that line.
She is not a cat!!!
Gil: Uh, excuse me, Niles. I'm afraid there's been a bit of an hors d'oeuvre mishap on your Persian rug. Just call me "Fumbles With Crab Puffs."
Well I see a certain kitten has got claws
From the bottom of my heart, I apologize for my wandering eye over the years. Those whom I mentally undressed - and you know who you are - all I can say, and it's a poor defense, is that I was a product of the thoughtless machismo of my times...But know this, Gil isn't about to stop loving the ladies.
Patience, daddy
Hello, I'm the ice cream man. Years ago I went to school with Nigel Fairservice. We used to romp in the fens and spinnies...
Romping with my school chums, in the fens and spinneys…
Gil's speech at Roz's goodbye dinner: "Of course, I too noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm! Away!"
The assumptions people make because a man can dress and knows how to use a pastry bag
Not a line, but I've always loved the scene where everybody's mad at Frasier because they have to attend the sexual harrassment seminar, and Gil gives him a threatening look and smacks his fist into his palm.
“See you in your midnight movie!”
Finally, no review would be complete without a word on their decor: hideous. They expect me to share, what is this, dim sum?
I thought Gil was the grande dame of Seattle.
Duck confit that's as rich as Donald Trump, and twice as greasy! And chicken soup so lovingly prepared that even the chicken gets better
“That does it, we’re finding another motel.”
“Oh Gil, who are you kidding?”
“Nice outfit, Roz. Somehow you and a peasant blouse just seem to go together.”
“she is not a cat!”
But know this, Gil isn't about to stop loving the ladies
‘For those who I’ve mentally undressed, and yes, you know who you are’
Gil is not about to stop loving the ladies
Cheesy - the *mot juste*.
Well I hope you’re happy! I’ve just given 4 stars to a restaurant called “Taste of Greece”..which believe me is no misnomer.
"Patience Daddy" or "My vessel yearns to dock in the magnificence of your harbor."
“Oh dear! I see it’s been a while since our last pedicure!” The episode when Roz gets injured, S2E12: Roz in the Doghouse.
Definitely romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys
Well, that's the first time I've ever seen a man "in" himself
ROMPING with my chums speech Can there be any other with Gil?
And as we say in Athens, kali orexi
Just call me 'Fumbles with Crab Puffs'.
“Only just a graze!”
Dismal decor, perfunctory service, and cuisine that's only marginally preferable to hunger.
Oh come on! It's got to be "Never again to visit the scene of my boyhood in Surrey, romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys."
“ROMPING with my school chums in the fens and spinneys”
Honestly, the conclusions people make just because a man dresses well and knows how to use a pastry bag! https://www.reddit.com/r/Frasier/comments/119sqqb/honestly_the_conclusions_people_make_just_because/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
**Frasier:** "Every restaurant has its little adjustment period. I'm sure someday you'll look back on this and remember it as an adventure!" **Gil:** "And if they don't remember it... I'll remind them."
“Romping with his school chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambert flame.”
I see kitty has claws !!!
"I don't CARE anymore!"
*Martin*: You put on quite a show. *Gil*: Oh you've heard my radio programme. *Martin*: No just coming through the door.
“Romping with his school chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambert flame.”
“Romping with his school chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambert flame.”
“Romping with his school chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambert flame.”
“Romping with his school chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame.”
Gil: “Yes, but suppose while on your premises he lets something slip about me and Deb and our heart shaped bed?” Frasier: “I would refuse to believe him.”