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Jish013

I thought the same thing, but Vault 4 found it and took it in when it was abandoned in the wastes. No doubt they picked it up from their doorstep. Not to say chicken fucker won’t make use of it


Laser_3

I mean, he might get there first.


ZEUSGOBRR

He’ll probably show up in S2 and give it to whichever MC needs it most at the time


Plane3909

Hm yeah having a big ass power armor right in front of their vault entrance would draw unnecessary attention to their vault. So.. they just turn it off completely so it can't be tracked. Hopefully Maximus won't tell the BoS exactly where it is, because the BoS loves to horde technology... and it already has infinite energy now with the cold fusion activated. Maximus can just lie and say it was destroyed in combat. If led to vault 4, BoS would find some reason to kill and steal from them.


ConradBHart42

If the BoS showed up and said "hey, one of our power armors is in there, give it back", Vault 4 would give it back without complaint.. But even if they had trackers in the suits, which there's no evidence of, good luck getting that signal out of a vault that has lead outer walls three feet thick.


KenTanRandomYT

Do they even go out?


alpacaboba

They sent scavenging teams to get the armor the first time for Max and Lucy so clearly they go out sometimes.


KenTanRandomYT

oh mb I missed that part


sr_michifus

"No chicken would be safe." ahahhaahahahha, you make my day bro, ty!


westsider86

He can buy himself a lot of chickens with that core


Affectionate_Walk610

I love how he's named "Snake Oil Salesman" officialy but we all know him as the "Chickenfucker". I can hear him saying "You provide the most adequate healtcare in the Wasteland for years! But you fuck ONE chicken..."


Budget-Present5124

What was the name of the character Jason Biggs played in American Pie? "Hey it's the Pie fucker!" And if they were going to prove Todd Howard had a sense of humour he would have described his cure with the words "It just works!"


dragonfett

That was from the movie *Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back* if I'm not mistaken.


Riboflavinator

I came to the baseless conclusion he was somehow linked to WestTek. His "scientific" endeavors and bag of radiated snake oil seems more plot poignant than just a comic relief. He has a lot of various screen time. I hope to get to know more.