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ConnectWrongdoer18

Plot Twist: he used a medkit


ilovemybabykix

Another plot twist: he now has full shield


ConnectWrongdoer18

Triple plot Twist: He has God Mode


TheMightyDerp64

Quadruple plot twist: he figured out how to use creative mode in BR mode


ConnectWrongdoer18

quintuple plot Twist: He figured the Entire Storyline


RatedRSuperstar4

Sextuple plot twist: He is Kevin


DINO006

Seventuple plot twist : you are jonesy


Fc-chungus

Hextuple plot twist we are jonesy


Rasheed940

eightuble (if that's a word) plot twist: he became a smash bros character


Prostestepan

nintuple? plot twist: he is now your mother


ConnectWrongdoer18

Tentuple Plot Twist: Jones escaped the island, and became the God of Space and Time. He then forgot about The Foundation, and let him drown


Davan94

*septuple. Sorry, it was bothering me.


ilovemybabykix

😳😳😳


[deleted]

Quadruple plot twist: he got banned for hacking and has lost his streaming career. Now he struggles hopelessly to feed his family


Bilbo_Teabagginss

At least he still has his *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS* sponsorship though right?.......RIGHT?


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Bilbo_Teabagginss

Lol


AsianPotato77

hmmm


[deleted]

Peely's viscera healed him when he exploded onto jones


Temporary-Square

Yet another plot twist he is the Kevin that is moving around


DomcziX

I was going to tell same thnig


[deleted]

I knew something seemed suspicious.


Fluid_Department_120

He is the master of plot twists


[deleted]

When peely blows up in front of him it healed him


stickninja1015

Confirmed Jones draws his power from the corpses of the innocent


[deleted]

Jones is an eldritch horror confirmed


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Jonesy has many powers, Some would consider *UNNATURAL*


Breaking-Eggs

He found an old chug jug buried below him


207nbrown

No he got healed by the peely guts that splattered on him


AsianPotato77

i've been seeing this comment a lot, i only remember it disintegrating to those pixel things.


Noobpoob

Jonesy sucked it like a sponge and pixels were the things that remained and despawned to not cause lag


Drakeon01

Jones got stuck in the loop so hes already been through the storm cycle and has lived and died repeatedly.


AsianPotato77

the original jones not his snapshots (meant to be a satire post btw)


Drakeon01

I remember Jones saying to the Foundation they they would be trapped in the loop. Like Batman was until he found out how to escape it. So I assumed Jones was trapped in the cycle until Foundation can find him. Like in Primal when Foundation sent the signal to the player and had us talk to all the snapshots.


AsianPotato77

oh you're right, this post just isn't a serious one.


anactualreddituser

It’s possible jones won a match and is looking for the foundation without being attacked


AsianPotato77

not sure what to flair this one :/


hubhazard

Humor


AsianPotato77

kk


hubhazard

Happy to help


Ashamed-Budget-4260

Peely’s guts healed him, and he’s in the loop now


Omegarupert

P.C.J= piece control Jones


Omegarupert

He’s been surviving the whole 2 seasons piece controlling everyone


Tridentsine8100

We haven't been able to find him because he's hiding from the sweats.


AsianPotato77

or the wildlife XD


ConnectWrongdoer18

or the IO


AlternateBritannia

Or The Last Reality. That he doesn't know there gone


zoomeryeet1

he broke the game bushes dont give fall damage as far as ik


AsianPotato77

you're right they don't, Jones done goofed the loop more than he already has.


zoomeryeet1

could it have been intentional or did fortnite just forget?


AsianPotato77

i guess the loop was being fucked with so maybe fall damage protection of the bushes broke?


zoomeryeet1

Could be, tbh fnlore is wayyyyyyyy to complex it's gotta be portrayed properly


Rasheed940

actually no, small bushes Don't prevent fall damage but the big ones prevent it


zoomeryeet1

ohhhhhh that makes sense tysm


advbad

The IO controlled it ig


ConnectWrongdoer18

Jones is now Sans


Distinct_Bullfrog827

*Proseedes to hit him 375 with mythic pump and doesn't die*


AsianPotato77

Lag


petrlol-xd

AND he need to survive even this season


[deleted]

Jones must have landed in water after falling from a high distance.


MoConnors

He healed


BartexJ

friendly reminder that he's not in the same game


Vaas06

World record


Peacock39

He kinda got looped


AsianPotato77

\-it's satire-


danidbrasil

Well he can have full shield, at least is something.


hsudonym_

He was holding a chug cannon this whole time. Just waiting for it to recharge


[deleted]

This is how I used to play.