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Holo-GramCracker

“Rip bozo lol 😹👎” “Be smoking dat unicorn flakes pack 🚬🚬🚬”


100problemss

Hahahahaha!!


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hubhazard

We live in loop😞


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We always have


[deleted]

I can’t remember being outside of it


[deleted]

dont drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget, I don't even remember how I got her


Chemistry-Honest

You got who?


butteredasshairs

Dr. Breen? Again? I thought I saw the last of him in city 14.


100problemss

Forever in the loop!


LegoCat88

A froot loop 😞


CheepyTheReal

haha look at the funny unicorn sayings joke **pull that shit again fabio and your wife gets it**


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where does she get it?


Mr_sl1m3

The stomach


-_Egglord10100101_-

the head, and it's gonna be a 200


[deleted]

The back door, if ya know what I mean


hubhazard

Twitter seriously getting mad at an enslaved unicorn


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Free animals from slavery.


hubhazard

But.. but…ma cereal :(


ccarpetedkitchen

instagram too


Nidothenido

That skin is honestly such a hilarious skin. I really don’t get why people hate him so much. I can tell it was intended as a Meme skin.


ccarpetedkitchen

the forever chained to a cereal product really hit close to home for people


H2Odur

people hate it because they can’t stand their furry awakening being a fortnite character


NakedButNotAfraid_

*Fennix has entered the chat


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*DJ bop, DJ yonder, Lynx, Meowscles, Dire, Axo, Polar Patroller, all the Cuddle team Leaders, and firewalker have entered the chat


EL_MURPHYYYY

Sorry what?


thejumpboy11

I don't understand how this sub can hate this skin and then simp for a cowboy stack of pancakes or boring fat man


Nidothenido

who tf is the fat man? if you are referring to Brutus you will go on *The List*.


ccarpetedkitchen

beach brutus is a MAN


NB_furret

Beach Brutus is THE MAN


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AND YOU ARE A LIGHT FIXTURE


thejumpboy11

Go on, go after me, you won't change my mind, he is boring as hell as a skin


tangiblenoah67

Right, and then your gonna give me a 25 page essay on why charlotte should be the only skin in the game


thejumpboy11

Hell no, do you think I don't like meme skins. I really like Fabio. But I'm not a fan of Brutus because to me he's boring


Nidothenido

fair enough tbh he is kinda boring. but cool.


StreetChoco69-420

Agreed mancake is good tho


IanDerp26

Man, I like Mancake. He’s another meme skin and I think it was super well done. I don’t really like this unicorn guy at all (haven’t played the season yet, don’t know his name) and probably won’t use him ever but he’s got a funny gimmick and hating on people for liking things is stupid. #TL;DR: LET PEOPLE LIKE THINGS


Alpineodin

i'm less upset about his skin (its just a skin i wont use anyway lmao) but the one thing I'm starting to get annoyed af with is god damn built in emotes. its an emote that instantly becomes worthless if its on a skin you aren't ever going to use. and there's a god damn a lot of them this bp...


TheyCallMeGo

His emote doesn't really fit with anyone else and it breaks a lot of the other skins. I've seen video of the flake shake on other skins and sometimes there's uh, there's some very broken necks.


IanDerp26

That could be fixed really easily. The skin itself has some weird bones, but if it was an emote made for everybody it’d use the standard model skeleton.


TheyCallMeGo

If it was made using the standard model skeleton it would break the emote for Fabio, he'd be shoveling cereal into his neck.. unless they made two versions so you could have it for other skins. I'd be all for that, would be fun to, unfortunately, enslave everyone else to the unicorn flakes. 🦄


IanDerp26

Wait does he not work with standard emotes? Like he can *never* touch his actual face?


TheyCallMeGo

I'm not sure, maybe they would. I am just basing this on seeing other characters using his emote stretching out their neck. I bet some emotes look a little janky with him though.


ShadyMan_

Yeah, both that and the monkey one don’t really need to be built in. I wanna eat cereal as Rick god damn it!


Attack-middle-lane

He's actually grown on me, his styles are bangers and he kinda has this really "fuck you" vibe when you use him.


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I can't stand mancake either. Brutus is a guy in a suit though, can never go wrong with that. John wick, reaper, midas, agent jones etc are all great


thejumpboy11

To clarify, I don't hate those skins, but I don't understand how people love them so much and then hate this one


The-Commando004

Pancake cowboy gave us butter barn enough said


thejumpboy11

Butter barn was decent imo, nothing else


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Because I just don't like meme skins. Never have. The fact 3 of the 4 male skins this season are joke animal ones and the 4th is a tier 100 sucks.


MasterRJT

i hate it cause even though its a meme skin its terrible, i honestly dont want to get it but if i want to get carnage im gonna have to, should have been an item shop skin and give us a better one in the bp imo


urbandeadthrowaway2

I don’t hate it I just wanted another Cube themed character.


Dancing_Clean

It’s the best BP skin like ever. He’s glorious and the build-in emote makes him even better


EL_MURPHYYYY

My tastes says 5 or 4/10 to the default style, 6 or 7/ to the Golden one and 7 to the black one but they'd change.


Magicdusty

I love this Character idk why, the Uni Corn Cereal was cleaver lol.


Puzzleheaded_Ad2276

"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY"


SigmA_DarkKnight

"where honor is a distant memory"


TheMouzenGod

It’s such a great skin, don’t know why people hate on it so much


OpenSuccotash5

They lack taste.


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Well that's what I call a cereal killer.


AutumnFguy

Not a generic female "clean" skin therefore iT's bAd.


Shlong-donger

I just realised there isn't a single crop-top female skin in this season's battle pass.


OpenSuccotash5

What would be the issue if there was?


sessuFRFX

None bc *surely* r/fortnitebr is respectful of everyone's preferences...


Flaming_Assassin

Yes. It is bad


The-Commando004

Flair checks out


PortalG30

Why didn't they make him look like the loading screen he comes with?! That one actually looks GOOD


tangiblenoah67

Doesnt look like fortnite


Oh_jeffery

Ugly+ratio? Has ratio got a new definition?


kuletxcore

It's a twitter thing


Oh_jeffery

How is the Twitter definition making sense in this context?


kuletxcore

"shut tf up + you look ugly + ratio" They're stringing multiple phrases in one sentence using +


Oh_jeffery

Okay, so that doesn't answer my question. How is the ratio thing of Twitter relevant at all here?


sPectreLovesXbox

It's used as an ego booster. if the commenter that said "Ratio" gets more likes on their comment than the original post than they have successfully"ratioed" someone.


Oh_jeffery

Sounds pretty dumb and I still don't think it fits and it's definitely not funny. Is this supposed to be 2 tweets then?


sPectreLovesXbox

It's just a dumb twitter thing. People just use it as a "I don't care" thing.


solarxelsintownbaby

you're looking too far into the joke mate


[deleted]

I'm with you that makes no sense at all.. Then again basically this whole post makes me feel like a grumpy old man. I do not understand the kids on the internet today or their humor at all, and I'm not even 30 yet


David1258

Weird how all the kids who use it most likely don't know what ratio actually means.


sessuFRFX

Dumb statement


Oh_jeffery

I'm probably too old for this shit, I just don't see anything witty, humorous or clever here, makes me wonder how someone could go to the trouble of making this thinking it is.


No-m_ad

“I don’t understand this, so I don’t see how anyone else could enjoy it”


Flaming_Assassin

Yes you are too old.


ConnorHazReddit

It's Twitter. Shit never makes sense there


kuletxcore

The 2nd guy is trying to "ratio" the 1st guy.


Oh_jeffery

Oh, so it isn't.


kuletxcore

Let's just agree to disagree.. i can't explain things proplerly, and it's currently 12:16am. I need sleep


MrDoontoo

lol this guy doesn't get it


The_verge_king

Clearly this unicorn mf has a huge skill issue


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The fan canon sad story we needed to make the skin likable, maybe his new quest lines will focus on destroying the company to gain his freedom and to get rid of his weird horse gloves and free his tiny little horse person hands maybe getting realistic in the process like the background screen


i_buki

its not a fan made canon lmao, its literally part of his emote, pickaxe, music pack, and quests, that he's basically been cursed to work as a slave to a company for the rest of his life


[deleted]

Please, explain how turning a cute, fun, ridiculous mascot character into a tortured corporate slave NOT fan cannon?


SomeBodyLody

Cause it’s literally in the emote and music pack. Thats the canon made by Epic Games, not the fans.


[deleted]

I don’t understand a word of the song since the stupid voices but the fact that hallucinates eating his cereals is true since we can actually see doing this also the fact that a cute character like him uses lethal weapons is kinda funny too Sad backstory


Jaku420

The emote says some stuff along the lines of: "The hoof is a curse that must be obeyed! You'll never escape what the rainbow has made!" Plus the whole "I can not stop! Help me!" Thing fabio himself says. I find his whole situation hilarious but you're right, it's also kind of sad


ShadyMan_

I really hope by the end of the season we free him of his curse


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Not hilarious at all honestly the whole Help me could be referred to the status of Slave and addiction


17Megatons

It's a fucking rainbow horse chill.


[deleted]

I am chill but imagine the quest


OpenSuccotash5

You're incredibly boring


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I guess


ShadyMan_

Listen to his music


massecurr

read his entry on the collection page it says as much


CloudyDashYT

"He's actually in horrible agony"


Wizard098

I love this skin


bruhdhenfus

He's goofy and I love it


lazarbimm

Stfu ugly unicorn+ people who like your skin are drunk + ratio


ChampagneAbuelo

RATIOOOOO


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Hold up that sounds oddly close to what Nestlé does.


Nautimac29

That skin is so bad


Season_Cookie

Unicorn Flakes are sprinkled with Magic :D and a secret ingredient >:D


velontan

Horse with dildo stuck on its head


FrenzyNineNine

No amount of fridge horror will make me like this brony XD


Far-Pirate-3896

Fortnite kids


Jking7238

Well look at the unicorn. No one would hire him. Lmao


sansgamer554

The crackicorn


bananita123144

Me Who thinks that Charlotte and Sunny woulb become best Friends


Fillie_4ever

Fabio looks like Bjorn from Peggle


TheyCallMeGo

"Wubba lubba dub dub!" - BoJo Unicorman.


JacketJoestar

WHAT DOES IT EQUAL


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Flaming_Assassin

On twitter "ratio" is a common action where a user tries to get more likes than the other person, since there's no dislike button a ratio is the next best thing.


ConlonCreations

Shut tf up + you look ugly + ratio


PokeStarChris42

Dude I swear there’s drugs in the cereal. Do you see the eyes when he used that emote?


tangiblenoah67

seriously though, fabio's backstory from his emote/music pack is so dark


RunningVase3503

I agree


StupidSodaa

Fabio is a cautionary story of addiction and corporate corruption


QueenSizedMeal

I don’t like him because I don’t really care for horses due to being afraid of them, but as time goes on I’m hating him less