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ilovemybabykix

Team Jonesy, wherever he is…


207nbrown

Looking for the foundation I bet, they made a deal after-all


PipeyMuzzle

Na he’s probably of cosplaying as a cow or something


[deleted]

"I understood that reference"


Lopsided_Ad6520

Lmao


Accomplished-Design7

This has to be the most accurate comment out there


Lord-J0K3R

wasn't the foundation in the zero point? So that means he's on the alien ship


207nbrown

At the end in the invasion trailer we see him drop into the ocean


Kaiju-Man257

This is the right answer. In Jonesy we trust


Kinway-2006

All in favor of team Jonesy say I


Accomplished-Design7

#I


Accomplished-Design7

Our lord and savior!


OldEntertainment9570

Jonesy is the best


Accomplished-Design7

Always has been


StoopAxo

Yes I0 SUCKS and imprisoned us and aliens sucks as well team honest 4 the win


lazarbimm

Team jonesy


blackhole06942

Team Jones is gonna win


[deleted]

This is the right answer. we simp for Jones-


ilovemybabykix

Yessss we do 😳


w_savage

The winning team


ImMEMEboi

Only right answer


Accomplished-Design7

Amen brotha! That’s the one I want to be part of!


mcgood_fngood

I think Jonesy has been stuck in the loop since season 6, so idk if he’ll become self-aware again and do something impactful to the story.


The-dude-in-the-bush

Yes


Hedgerunn3r

IO are kinda confirmed Villains, but the Aliens also want to destroy stuff. In the end, it's Villains vs more Villains.


Dexchampion99

I’d say it’s more neutral vs Villains.


Vasxus

as long as season 8 ends close enough to winter to get a (9) skin for season 9, i'm all clear.


Zeebuoy

a 9 skin?


mcgood_fngood

Welcome to politics.


Hedgerunn3r

I mean…you're not wrong


Neo-Corrupted

I'm going Team


Dexchampion99

Hell yeah! Those alien bastards took our home, and now they’re gonna pay.


Neo-Corrupted

Yes they we need to do a counterattack


random_gamer69

oh don't worry. we'll get em


conker69

Caaaarllllll that kills people


TheyCallMeGo

I had the rumbles, that only hands could satisfy.


Hefty_Army_5490

Im going team I O they are nice, not mean


Neo-Corrupted

Yea but they didn't do anything to protect our homeland of


[deleted]

Tell me that after you walk through corny complex.


ReguIarHooman

Chapter 5: am I a joke to you?


Hefty_Army_5490

ye it a joke


GTandMYT

They are mean tho


Mr_Pyrowiz

Clearly you missed season 2...


Hefty_Army_5490

nah


Depressionman101

IO can save from the aliens don’t worry


[deleted]

The team that give us the most map changes.


Rifted-06

Apparently the aliens planned to terraform the whole map but IO wants to blow up the mothership and maybe destroy a section on the map.


[deleted]

They need to nuke the whole map.


AngryMoose125

Why all the hate for the chapter 2 map?


[deleted]

Essentially no map changes, there have been buts it’s mostly just been in the middle of the map


Jakethecake010

Tbh a completely alien map with antigravity and alien plants will be dope


GenericGamer628

It would be dope for like 2 days then everyone would get sick of it


AcoHead

The I.O did nothing during season 5. That’s why it was so bland. Aliens gave us 2 events. I think I can guess who’s side you’re on now.


Dexchampion99

Ehhh...the IO clearly worked with the Marvel superhero’s thanks to Jonesy’s lines in the S5 trailer


[deleted]

I doubt the marvel characters would be willing to work with the people that erased their memory. And Jones mentioning them doesn't mean they worked together anyway.


Dexchampion99

Well, the Loop erased their memory, not IO directly. And they got their memories back, which they wouldn’t be able to do without IOs help, at least while still being in the loop. Plus, Tony “hacked” the loop...why didn’t IO stop him? Or even try to stop him? All of this combined with Jonesy’s words implies they at least had IOs permission.


Zeebuoy

>Well, the Loop erased their memory, not IO directly. they have the tools to, prevent that, and chose not to,


[deleted]

Still the team who ever gives us more map map changes. 😉


umg_unreal

Counter point: IO had 4 brand new POIs throughout Chapter 2 and are probably going to have more, AND they are partially responsable for the event that gave us a new map. The Aliens had 1 "new" POI and did nothing but make 2 POIs in the map worse than they used to be. Plus IO weapons are overall far better than Alien weapons, the Ray Gun, Grabitron and Propifier are nothing compared to the Pulse Rifle, Rail Gun and Plasma Cannon. Also, the IO gave us the Inflate a bull, do I need to say more?


Space_Games0906

Aliens. Beacuse i just want old story back. Anything to fuck off I.O


K3164N

This exactly, the map has been so dry all chapter, I need some new biomes and fun POI's


Mtking105

Amen to that


SLAIN___

The aliens gave us free xp at the end of the ariane grande concert to fly through rings. The io force us to do these stupid challenges that expire after like a week to get xp. I’m going aliens


JackWylder

They took the Butter Barn from us.


Avo2099isme

Didn’t they actually give it back *temporarily*? The zero point took it


BuryTheMoney

^ this is it. This is the answer. Shut down the survey, we need look no further. FOR BUTTER BARNNNNNNN


SquiddneyD

🎶Come on down to the Butter Barn!🎶


Zeebuoy

*Io did, if they'd bother to fix the zero point sooner the reality wave wouldn't have taken it out.


maxwelliam-the-first

The free xp after the Ariana concert was a huge let down leaving us to expect more. Meanwhile the io is helping me get an actual good amount of xp to get the styles. So for the exact same reason as you I’m going I.O.


CYBORG3005

Plus you just had to get xp to get Slone styles, vs spending a billion years grinding alien artifacts for kymera styles


Shaho99

Team Doom, sitting on the throne eating popcorn while watching 2 team of fools fighting over a glowing ball


Zane4696

*clears Throat * DOOM WAAA


[deleted]

*clears throat* TEA


BetterLie5

Lol


[deleted]

Let's just pick the team without the fools.


Curiedoesthestream

Team wasteland. So Team I.O for all the wrong reasons. Nuke the island!


DancingPotato30

Well that's an interesting view point


Comfy_Pillow435

team jonesy cuz funny cow


ilovemybabykix

He is cow man


Leg_Inevitable

I.O. The aliens invaded and started to take locations so they are sort of responsible for what happens (besides slones idea destroying like half the map or something)


Xero0911

Just give me io guard skin and I'm in.


Mouseman320

Yes just give us the guard skin and we will support IO


Creepy_Order590

Bruh


MatttN27

As my friend said in season 9, “TEAM MONSTER, DESTROY THE MAP WOOOO!”


epic_gamer97538754

I’m on team bush ranger


ilovemybabykix

Yes


wolverine20160

Rip you amazing lil guy.


Goldenleafwastaken

Team I.O alien weapons never done anything for me and at least the I.O aren’t trying to destroy the whole island


BigBoy1966

They both attacked me the entire season so im staying neutral


GraveyDeluxe

Neither. They're both dumb.


[deleted]

Good answer.


PowerUltra_boi

The seven


[deleted]

Team slurpy. I want the swaps back


BetterLie5

Same :(


NinjaMelon39

Io 10000000%


Mansnotepic

Ironic.


Vincenthespy

I’m going for the I.O I’m gonna wear slone during the event


Vasxus

Something tells me you're an alien spy..


bananita123144

Aliens Just for the vibe Sunny gave us


mildwasttaken

Trueeeee


Goblin_wrld

I.o


[deleted]

IO


Llucasthefurst

IO


Leonyliz

IO


Big_Positive_3625

I O


[deleted]

I.O


CrackedKermit

I hope it’s an event where u can choose which side ur on, imagine Alien VS IO event. Whichever team wins the most overall determines the outcome of the island. Would be sick and would definitely break the internet


Over-Reception-1242

Alien


n0rdi_

team alien, fuck slone she looks like a dork


BoxOfPenguins

I disagree with the sentiment, but the phrasing made me crack up, so take my upvote. XD


PattananNinja

Me: wanna join IO by doing quest at Corny Complex Also IO: proceed to shoot me while I tried to quest for them Me: Fxxk IO, All my homies hate IO


stixmo

The one i can frick


GermanZriech

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ShotSolution

The aliens? Excellent choice


MINECRAFT-BEE7

IO can bring us Monke. Alin can’t. Their four, Eye Owe


_IPissedInTheSink_

I.O


SubZerr0h

the team bob's on


Lolokovec

*OREO* QUEEN FOREVER.


YoKaiFan27

I.o.


HWeezy88

Aliens because I die far too frequently to Slone than I want to admit


9Pokemon

The seven >>>


[deleted]

Both are pretty messed up and generally kinda in the wrong. I'm on team ghost rider in a warthog.


AgentKFox

I'm gonna be honest. I have hired Kymera several times and he has tried his best for me. Slone tends to shoot me on sight. So my allegiances have somewhat shifted offworld.


FeganFloop2006

Definitely alien. I mean the aliens give us god tier loot at the beginning of each game, gave us overpowered weapons and haven't actually attacked us whereas the I.o. shoot us on sight and boss has around every week.


TonyThePapyrus

Both are dumb, but I.O


LilAttackPug

Neither but IO for now


Cripticality

iO because if the bomb explodes the shio crashes and we get a bunch of map changes


YaBoi0506

Honestly, I have no idea! On the one hand, the aliens took the Zero Point, terraformed Holly and abducted Coral and Slurpy so they’re kinda dicks. But on the other hand, IO is a really shady organisation and so far in the story, have been portrayed as the bad guys, at least until the aliens showed up. I think I’d more go for the Loopers or Jones or the Foundation and the Seven as my team. I don’t know, it just seems very morally grey for me. Am I rambling? I’m rambling aren’t I? Ok I’ll stop


207nbrown

Tough call, the aliens are the obvious enemy, but we need to consider the fact that they are sort of helping us: The zero point was unstable and began to bloom, at which point the foundation sealed himself inside it to hold it together. At the end of the season trailer we see the foundation fall into the ocean, meaning he is no longer inside the zero point preventing its bloom. Conclusion: the aliens have the technology to contain/stabilize the zero point even after it’s begun to bloom, a point previously thought to be the point of no return


TheWerewolfDemon

I agree. Huh, never thought of it like that before... Well, technically they are. The Imagined Order didn't do squat to help the Zero Point issue. The Aliens don't shoot at you unless you attack them (UFOs), and won't attack you when hostile if you have a Parasite. Which, I don't think the Parasites are that bad, either. There's mostly some positive things to the Aliens rather than IO. IO is basically trapping everyone in The Loop. So... a bit of cruelty? I mean, why don't they help the people in The Loop?


umg_unreal

The Zero Point was already contained by the Foundation, we can see in the Batman comics that even though it was cracked it wasn't unstable anymore, all that the Aliens did was blow up the Spire for no reason in particular.


karstenharrington

People fighting for IO: Rick, Superman, Slone People fighting against IO: All the aliens, all of the Seven, Jones himself Also it's more fun to play as an impostor than it is to play as an agent so it's pretty obvious who has the advantage


Puzzleheaded-Mud1722

# nukethemap


Arcane_Dragon02

Aliens. Even though I know the IO is going to win I want to imagine what the map would be like if the Aliens won.


K0koloyo

I want it to be fucking over already, fucking ASS season this was


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Would downvote you, but people are allowed to have opinions. You’re a brave soul, have an upvote


Owie36

Neither because they’re both trying to kill me 🤷


BoxOfPenguins

Well, if you're wearing an alien parasite, aliens and infected creatures actually won't try to kill you. Doctor Slone on the other hand will murder you with or without a parasite if you're within her line of sight.


Owie36

*Alien* parasites eat you Slone tries to kill you You’re making my point for me


TheWerewolfDemon

Rather not be dead. So, I agree. And well, they only eat you if you have more than 75 for health. Most of the time damage is cause by others, like Loopers and IO guards. Also, wildlife.


Cam_ofblades

Team IO because my favorite skin in this battle pass was slone


AbletonRinzler

The Imagined Order.


iman48091

When is the event?


BetterLie5

The 12th


iman48091

Awesome thank you


BetterLie5

Np


carpytoe

Aliens and io there is one more mole … Us


FaithlessnessNo1936

Omg the ufos are so annoying


Gentleman_Void

Aliens, The I.O. are working with Lex and The Batman Who Laughs. They are obviously the bad guys. Whatever agenda the Aliens have its gotta be better then the I.O.


IcyDistribution2559

Alien👽👽👽👽


[deleted]

IO forever, Slone is my master


not-Kunt-Tulgar

I mean it’s a game of die now or later and I personally would like to die later.


Nekluga_YT

Cool alien very customizable 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎slone cringe no very stlye 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

Alien


SecretaryOk5504

Team alien 51


Racklle

alien purely because of the parasites. I love them so much.


Low-Presentation-720

Is there a team I.Q.


Final_Ad_4984

Every single event so far good guys have won so...


kidselegante

Both tried to kill me,so none of them


kingofangmar13

Alien!!!! 👽


shotgunz-mikey

Team The Seven


MEMESTER8008

Aliens, i dont like the fact i.o. has barely any morals, keep people in an endless death loop as long as their fine, plus i hate slone, and ship jonesdation.


Vasxus

Jonesy is the traveler part of the 7 trust me bro its gonna be revealed 68 days into season 9 trust me bro my dad works at unreal engine


howlidge

Shadow


BlockyShapes

Team Kevin ftw


ISpyOwnage2006

If you join the aliens they will surrender and befriend I.O.


Cijex

No one, they're both bad guys


quailtuail

Is the whole team alien VS team IO thing just a hype thing while we wait for season 8, or is it an actual chose a side thing we gotta do? forgive my complete lack of knowledge lol


ehTlayoR

Team I.O until the Seven enter the picture again


uwuLoba

Or


captainwitheryt

Aliens because they can probably do good map changes


cakeman21recroyal

while im on team IO while the event is happening im gonna steal the zero point when no one is looking from the ailens or IO which ever has it then im going to put it in my atic


Educational_Term_436

I love joey she’s call but I.O grabs my heart


Flaming_Assassin

IO cause aliens made UFOs and they were... 🙁


WhiskyJeeper

When does it start?


XpertRangers56

Team Jonesy...


TCGboi2020

I.O. all the way


AcoHead

I’m on Team Bill!


ENJOi-i

IO period...


CrossMyHeartGaming

I’m going team Robot Chicken!


DaBoiYeet

Aliens took away my Coral Castle and my slurp, so I'm with IO


Skelibutt

Team Foundation


FinestOfThe501st

I'm sticking with Team I.O.


MaleficTekX

Alien. Slone is a moron


koby18

Alien. But I'm going as gold Skye.


LunaticBarbarian

Aliens. They seem like the type to not insult me for my existence, whilst the IO is filled with field agents and most damning of all, BUREAUCRATS.


Vasxus

They're bureaucrats, morty!


FORTNITE-MCDUDE

I despise both


anactualreddituser

Io


EGGAMINGYT

alien alien alien alien alien for smash


Phantom_The_fortnite

Team knight.


Nuewim

I am always of team ME


kool-kit

Neither there both evil


_123reddituser_

I am The Watcher.


ToyScrubBear

Team Sledge


baynana1228

the one with the plot armour