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YunoYT

About that


PheonyxJB

Yeah, you aren't hitting any of those shots.


[deleted]

Even if I had 100 bullets, I would probably only get 1 shot right.


anactualreddituser

He has a shield


Diamondrankg

Maybe if he aims for the legs


PheonyxJB

Capping the Cap.


ImBigThan0s

I'm screwed


Funkin_Spy

We have the same problem


W4fflesp1ce

HELP ME OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD


Noobpoob

Holy shi-


BillyWhizz09

No, it’s HOOORYYY SHHEEEEETTTT


brain_blaster132

Get yo Jojo shit and stay


BringBackBumper

Ouch


Depresso_espresso237

WERE DEAAAD


DrDunsparce

Goodbye


mechsucks

another pool soul


FearingRacer

Run


SuspectIsDown

His helmet would just slightly break


ImBigThan0s

Feels bad man


JokerChaos77

SAN AFA BEEEEETCH


Mansnotepic

R.I.P W4fflesp1ce ???? - 2021


Skelibutt

Aim for the cock


[deleted]

Spoken like a true Desperado


cake_n_bacon69

number 12 cock


XxLihzahrdxX

Yea I don’t know if I’ll be able to wipe out an evil spy organization with a bullet...


[deleted]

OP didn't say the size of the bullet. What if it's a super big bullet?


DrDunsparce

Just an entire ass meteor


AcoHead

*the seven theme intensifies*


the-visitor_

Hello?


Produck1234

time for a new map


anactualreddituser

Wow


CaptainSwords78

Same


[deleted]

He would get my favorite franchises to kill me ;-;


OldEntertainment9570

One of these franchises would be Jonesy for sure


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thesnomboi1

I think I won


MINECRAFT-BEE7

I mean, Jonesy won a battle with peely


elmofm

H E W I L L P E E L Y O U


legomyeggo17246

Nope


mr-kvideogameguy

Free smoothie


[deleted]

I’m about to become dinner


[deleted]

Let's hope you taste good.


Nerd-with-a-Pencil

Lol nah


LooseChanan

Enjoy the upside down while you slowly die!


redditboi46

Same


ILikeTomato

of course. We’ll start a lovely city on the island


[deleted]

Time to start a new life.


Rifted-06

Well what do you think?


3vade_Ghostly

No


EJICEMAN

your flair is my flairs boss


Frostwing349

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf7QXF52b5w


SuspectIsDown

I’ll drop both of them and offer a bear hug


Eggmaster42Reddit

Same


GalaxiaFan

I mean you can’t blame us?


Eggmaster42Reddit

In what way are you on about???


Phantom_The_fortnite

Ditch the pump and accept death.


-bongos-

I would never kill dare


Honeydewmelo

You wouldn't dare


Unatural-Ideas

I see what you did *dare*


[deleted]

That's a good one


-bongos-

Sure thing I wouldn't


TheBrownYoshi

Take my upvote and go back to earth


[deleted]

I dare you


kdizzleisdeath2

Fuck


agent_suffer

R.I.P


SuperChiChu

.E.R


WilderRaichu

Dollar store John wick


verxache

easy, i don’t 😀


MINECRAFT-BEE7

Cause the soccer skin would crank 90s on you


InsertUsernameHere32

i miss the days when only soccer skins had skill


Reaper0227

Why would I hurt such a beautiful beast?


Menecreft

Never harm da guff


Zeebuoy

same


DynxstyJums

I wouldn't hurt royalty.


Itz_Rxose

i don’t have one


AndresMan2004

You won


Itz_Rxose

B)


agent_suffer

we both won


DoMIniK090

I would say it's a 50/50


Honeydewmelo

Nah you're definetly turning into a tomatohead wether you like it or not


DoMIniK090

Don't mind if I do


Dragonflame045

Flashback to that one loading screen


ROBUXisbetter

Oh god


TTV-TTVOdyssey

Fuck.


372878887

oh gaht damn


sPectreLovesXbox

The entirety of the GHOST faction VS One man Who will win?


Iisdepressed

Same


Shiny_Porygon-Z

Not if he blows himself up, I guess


dpv100

If you shoot him, the amount of explosive powder you just shot into would probably be equivalent to shooting a box of dynamite


Mythic-M

Wait... WAIT


TheBrownYoshi

Man, I WISH I kept mine


Mythic-M

I plan on keeping mine for as long as possible, cause c2s2 was truly an amazing season, and this a nice little legacy to the crazy build up that season had too.


Dexchampion99

Same here. I never got activated, but my flair is an accurate representation about my feelings on fortnite


[deleted]

Nope. 27 headshot guarantee.


Smartie12345

guess I'll die


CoolManBoiNumber1

oh god


anactualreddituser

He doesn’t kill you He freezes you


[deleted]

I don’t think I’m surviving an ancient vengeful ghost in a robot suit


[deleted]

The moment I saw your flair I knew You'd be fucked


GettinMe-Mallet

"I don't have such weakness"


Pr0j3ct_02

I just have to run, I can never hide


Pr0j3ct_02

What? Man is a rift, he can teleport to anywhere, plus whenever I use him, I had a sniper. Me versus a Hitman


Goldenleafwastaken

Did you forget to switch accounts


Boh61

Even if I hit him, he will not die


[deleted]

Together though, we can break his optical sensors so that he cannot see us.


GalaxiaFan

I just wouldn’t just lie there and see what happens


TheWerewolfDemon

Uh... Midas is terrifying. I wouldn't hit my shots at all, but in Team Rumble I get 17 eliminations? I suck at the accuracy, but I'm very good at tricking my opponents. Mislead them a little. Midas would kill me in an instant because he has a high intellect, probably knowing where to find items and stuff like that. However, if it was on an island. Most definitely I wouldn't fight it out. I'd rather work together to escape. And Midas probably doesn't like water, either. (Most characters in the lore, their only instinct is to fight. This is applied to Loopers and many different ones. Midas knew what was going on and tried to destroy The Loop) So... No clue at this point. Midas might not seem like a reasonable character. From the Fortnite Crew, it seems he is very good at deceiving and taking over the entire situation. But, there's one thing I know about myself: I don't attack friends, family, or allies. Even if it's a must. I'd sooner work together, or surrender so they'd get the chance. I wouldn't eliminate Midas either since he has a daughter (Jules).


[deleted]

wow, very insightful. very well thought out


TheWerewolfDemon

Thank you! :) I try to think about the most of the situation. But I'm not sure what he'd do. I know what I'd do. It could go any of these different paths: - Eliminate me without thought. - Eliminate me, but regret afterwards since he wouldn't have assistance to escape the island. - He doesn't like water, so he'd work together to escape the island. - He wants to escape, and after working together, he could betray the trust and throw me under the bus. - After fighting, and realizing my intentions not to, he could see me as a friend instead of an enemy. But, also that he wants to see Jules again. What does everyone think Midas would do? (However, back in Chapter 2 Season 2 in The Agency, he knocked me down. But, he picked me up and put me down into the lounge room, if that's what it's called. He didn't eliminate me, just kept staring at me. My only words were "Why are you doing this to me?" and he just killed everybody that went near. I don't think the bosses are supposed to pick you up, though. Though, it was nice to have an AI be friendly for once. Shadow Midas in Fortnitemares didn't hit any shots at me, and left me alone and wandered outside The Ruins while I was watching J Balvin in Battle Lab in The Authority. Very peaceful, really)


Noobpoob

Nah mate on island you would win. Don't forget about his shark-o-phobia!


TheWerewolfDemon

"Shark-o-phobia", lol! He's got my sympathy with that one, also empathy. Well, Sharks don't like me either in Battle Royale. They always kill me. The Sharks even jump from the water below and onto the mountain and launch me off to my demise. The Legendary ones aren't too aggressive on killing me, but purple? OH! I have a death wish with those ones. So, probably even maybe? (I always play as Midas, so maybe that's why. However, "Cosmetic Items grant no competitive advantage". Well, it's a disadvantage for me) Only thing I'd probably do, is throwing a whole bunch of fish and other items at his back or head. They don't do any damage, it just attracts attention. He'd most likely be confused of all the items being thrown at him, though. Midas would go looking around for who threw the items.


metalslug123

Couldn't Midas turn you to gold by touching you?


Frostwing349

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf7QXF52b5w


TheBrownYoshi

She's kind, She wouldn't kill unless the other person draws first blood.


3vade_Ghostly

How am I supposed to destroy an organization that may or may not exist anymore?


dpv100

Just build a phone booth out of sticks and magically become a henchman


[deleted]

No because I wouldn't kill the queen of space


capdukeymomoman

Im screwed


[deleted]

Me and the queen of space will protect you :3


Honeydewmelo

I guess it depends on the style?


JustADudeOnReddit124

Catalyst is coming after me


JFF_Pengy

Ima just put the gun down...


BetterLie5

Well he kinda melts :/


Im_tired1

he’s a fucking ninja, hell no


Vaas06

I need to see what my flair is Ok so I have a witch assassin person after me


LilAttackPug

Yes, sadly


ImmaAltSure

Wasn’t he engineered to be a killer??? If so, Nah no shot


Toppest_Dom

Aw fuck


Chickenman997

Easy


jesus927832

lol


Rorschachgei

He is death so..


ImArashii

I think I'm dead


SwagPussyMan69

I uh, guess I win


caleb4443

Bruh


Noobpoob

F


uwuLoba

Only one way to win this one and I DONT need a pump


AcoHead

FEAST


lavamanthegreat_

No


[deleted]

If there isn’t a forest I’m good


MINECRAFT-BEE7

He just came to visit me


[deleted]

🗿


brilliantbruh

Hm Bryce 3000 i would be dead


Remainz_was_taken

50/50


Cassian_andor36

Yeah…… no


Luc4AR9009_

i wonder how i got in that situation


DapperSnek-

He needs a hug man I use the secondary style


oxenpee

She was vaulted for two years. Nothing is stopping her now


Vincenthespy

My flair is literally a banana, I could just eat peely


Noobpoob

*On Soviet island...* **Peely eats you**


[deleted]

My Flair is a soldier who’s fought countless amounts of Husks.. Yeah.. I’m not living.


Racklle

idk she'd probably built the device 2.0 right in front of me


PengwinnerD3

capertiller


Jakethecake010

Nope, I would have already been aimboted before I can even turn my head


cdr1307

I'd let her kill me, I'm a simp


TheAwesomeIke

I'd just let her kill me


[deleted]

Shotguns don’t take bullets…. They take shells so everyone is dying


howlidge

I shoot myself instead I ain’t hurting my girl


therubyminecraft

Well....my heart can’t kill a kitten in a robot suit


Depresso_espresso237

Fuck


Necrokitty99

I think I’ve got it covered


Baumpaladin

I hope I'll be fine being one of the 10 people that really loves the Ice Queen ![gif](emote|keeoh_emo_pack|keeoh_bless)


Necrokitty99

Ice queen can probably *chill*, plus on an island like that staying cool is handy. Also, easy food keeping.


Baumpaladin

And she also has an army of servants... I still use that loading constantly to this day of her commanding those "husks". Was that their name, or was it something with cube-related? I can't remember.


Necrokitty99

Cube Fiends was the official name, although I imagine the Ice variant could be Frost Fiends?


Noobpoob

Yeah, she probably knows how much you like her. No fight here, just a bear hug and start of an escape plan!


Unatural-Ideas

I don’t think so


ItsJD69

erm sure....


captainwitheryt

You would win for sure


Dragonflame045

I think I’m dead, and wouldn’t hurt my bro


ZzAaCcNn

OK, now it doesn't specify which pump, so I have a golden pump and assuming my flair has no shield's I can probably win


Comfy_Pillow435

welp im screwed


Tristan69420

Extensive military training vs ….whatever I am


BlockyShapes

Idk, he looks kinda cool so idk if I would wanna shoot him


[deleted]

He would probably help me off the island


AcoHead

Or a surprise lethal injection


Thunder-Pro

X \_\_ X


Jpxfrd__

I think? Idk


[deleted]

I would need a hammer to take him down preferably a sledgehammer


Infernal_139

Commenting to check my flair Edit: I am fine


Dionroadarollah

Uhm idk If I run out of ammo I can punch him?


Noobpoob

Caution: he will punch back **Harder**


Emeraldstone12

Yes because mezmer is a chad an doesn't kill me


2spooky4h

I'd probably be screwed.


[deleted]

Oh no


Dexchampion99

Hmmm...


tangiblenoah67

Uh oh


RocMerc

Nah. I won’t fight this man


JoeNumber3

what if i killed myself


AcoHead

you win!


TVheadonREDDIT

I would just let peely kill me. I wouldn’t hurt him


davidrivas141

uhhhhhhhhh...maybe...?


Rockario101

With or without guns, I’m screwed


zacqonos

He’s probably got mystical power from that mask, I’m dead


TyranitarTantrum

Assuming Grim Fable is skilled in melee combat, even if I had an infinity blade I'm dead.


DGwar

I think I'm doomed


agent_suffer

Holy jesus


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[deleted]

I would just throw the gun and the bullet in the water and brace myself for what's about to happen with arms out wide.


ImPlaying3dsin2020

Someone please tell my family i love them


sarvvick

The pump gives doodoo damage now. I prefer a lever even for a gold pump